Penny Photoshoot

The apartment door wasn't locked, so as usual Penny burst in without knocking. Unusually she was bundled up in her robe and looking rather flustered.

"hey Sheldon, are Howard or Leonard around?"

Sheldon looked up from his computer, irritated at the disturbance as usual.

"No, they are currently out hunting a rumoured limited release of collectible figures at Walmart"

"Well, could you help me? I'm having… erm.. technical difficulties."

He sighs and closes his computer. "Well, I am the most technically adept person here. What appears to be the trouble?"

"It'd be easier to show you"

She leads him back to her apartment. In the doorway he stops, astonished.

She's moved all the furniture around to clear a space in the middle of the room, hung a dark grey sheet from the lights as a backdrop and surrounded it with every light from the apartment, some angled on piles of cushions, and others tied to improvised stands made of rarely used mops and brooms.

The whole mess is powered by a tangle of cables to power strips and sockets. Sheldon blinks at the garish light and heat coming from the bizarre set up.

Standing on a proper tripod is a high end digital camera that he recognises as Howards pride and joy. With the long lens and tripod he claimed he can look into a window three blocks away and count the freckles, though Sheldon has no idea why he'd want to measure skin irregularities at such a distance.

Penny slumps down on the one clear spot on the sofa, despondent. She puts her head in her hands

"I managed to get all this set up and wanted to take a few glamour shots for my portfolio but I just can't get the self-timer or remote controls to work"

Sheldon can't help notice that she's not keeping the robe she's wearing clutched as tight and that it's fallen open to show a lot more shoulder and leg than she usually shows.

He stop and checks all the electrical cables are safe and connected properly before stepping into the rats nest of lights and cables.

"I must say that after witnessing your usual half-hearted attempts at doing anything constructive i find your commitment to narcissism refreshing"

He looks through the camera settings. "Ah, here's your problem. The timer function has been switched off in settings."

"Switched off? But that's why Howard lent me the camera, so I could take my own photos"

"Really? And if you couldn't get the function to work, what would you have to do?"

"Well, I'd have asked Howard to take them I guess….oooooh" realisation dawns. "He screwed with it to get to take pictures of me naked?"

"He is both cunning and persistent. Even if you'd fixed the timer issue I doubt you'd have noticed the camera memory has a Wi-Fi card enabling cloud storage"

"a what-now?"

"It saves it's pictures to Howards computer over the Wi-Fi"

"That Creep!" She sticks her middle finger up at the camera "Could you take a picture of this and upload it for me?"

"Of course" Sheldon carefully frames the shot on the extended middle finger, takes the picture and makes sure it uploads. He then pops the upload card out of the camera and points to the normal memory card "When you're done you'd better take this card out, restoring deleted files is easily within Howards technical abilities"

"That's so sweet of you Sheldon"

She moves to stand in front of the back drop

"Would you mind helping me out a bit more? It's so much easier to pose when you're working with a real cameraman, gives you someone to show off to"

She slips the robe off her shoulder "Come on, take a picture"

Wide eyed, Sheldon hides behind the camera but starts to snap photographs

Penny grins and opens the robe, showing off her bright red lingerie. Her breasts are barely covered by a red lace brassiere and she wiggles her hips from side to side to show off the tiny red lace thong with matching stockings and garter belt

"What do you think?"

Sheldon is lost for words, but keeps pressing the shutter button.

She keeps smiling, loving the attention. She starts to pose, first with her arms over her head, then she cups her breasts and blows him a kiss. Turning, she bends over slowly to show off her ass to full effect. The Thin thong back vanishes between the toned cheeks of her well-tanned ass.

"Your tattoo still says Soup, you know?"

She bends right over, feet apart and strokes the lacey thong "you're looking at my tattoo?"

"Well, not just your tattoo"

"Good, good"

She straightens up and slips a strap off her shoulder "How about now?"

She frees her ample breasts and squeezes them, stroking her nipples

"What do you think?" she asks, gripping her nipples and tugging on them slowly, arching her back and closing her eyes as she gives a low lustful moan

"I love showing off for you.

"You are certainly blessed with an impressive chest"

"Oh Honey, it's so sweet of you to think these are real"

She slips her fingertips into the front of her thong "it's making me so horny, you taking pictures of me" She starts to rub "My pussy is so wet! Want to see?"

She tugs the straps of her thong tight and the slip of fabric pulls tight, vanishing between her slick pussy lips

"Take my picture!"

She pulls her thong down and sits back, legs spread, slowly rubbing at her clit as Sheldon clicks the shutter "It really turns me on!" Looking at the bulging erection in his pants she says " Looks like you're enjoying it too. How about i show you my appreciation?"

She drops to all fours and prowls towards him like a cat

"Oh i wouldn't dream of it. You are a friend"

"It's ok. We can still be friends. Just with a few benefits"

She rubs her face against the bulge in his crotch, feeling how hard he is. And how large!

"I do not usually have sexual relations with my friends"

"That's more on your poor choice of friends. Your physics brain says no but your biology says yes.

"Biology? That is hardly a real science and is easily distracted by attractive women rubbing their faces in my crotch!"

"Do you know what a blow job is?"

"Yes, I once made the mistake of looking in the 'physics research' folder on Leonard's computer.

"Why would you look there? Sounds boring."

He looks at her, realisation dawning "And now i understand the naming convention."

"How come?"

"It wasn't physics, it was pornography"

"oh… well, was it as hot as this?"

She unfastens his pants and pulls his cock free, stunned for a moment as almost a foot of swollen cock bursts free, slapping her across the face.

"Damn, they sure do grow them big in Texas" She looks up to see Sheldon has the camera in hand and pointing down at her. He clicks the shutter. She licks her lips and starts to suck the head of his cock, tongue busy as she bobs her head back and forth, working him deeper and deeper into her mouth.

Sheldon keeps snapping away as she works him down and deep throats him, his whole length in her mouth and his balls on her chin. She moans and gags, can't resist fingering herself as she slides back to grab a breath of air. Her eyes are watering and saliva spills down her chin but she's loving every minute as she keeps going, gagged from moaning by his huge cock as she feels him throb in her mouth, his balls draw up tight. Sheldon makes a very unsheldon like noise of surprise and grabs her hair, frantically flicking away on the cameras as he grips hard and frantically pumps his cock into her mouth as he comes. A flood of his cum fills her mouth and she chokes and swallows as much as she can, desperately fingering her aching pussy as she's so close herself. Sheldon tugs her hair and gives a last satisfied grunt and she comes so hard she almost passes out, the whole room spinning.

As Sheldon pulls back she realises he's still taking pictures. She looks a mess, eye liner running, saliva and cum all over her chin and a dopey happy grin on her face. She kisses the tip of his cock then grins as he snaps a final picture. "Now that's the money shot, right there." She smiles "You're one hell of a photographer"

From an idea by bjamestown: