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Chapter 2: Double Darmani Time!

It was around noonish and Finn and Jake had goofed off in the Grasslands, fighting monsters that terrorized people, everyday stuff. They were resting their bodies after having saved Hotdog Princess from a bunch of hungry goblins.

"Man. Where did those goblins come from?" Finn said panting, catching his breath.

"I don't know man. But they were kind of easy to take care of."

"Yeah. So what now?"

They noticed the flower that was in front of them moving and popped right out of the ground and under it was Peppermint Butler.

"Peppermint Butler!?" They both said in unison.

"Finn! Jake! The candy castle is being attacked by some shadow boy and his fairy!"

"Come on Jake! Lets get moving!"

Jake grew in size picking up Finn and heading towards the direction of the Candy Kingdom.

...

Elsewhere, in a different kingdom made of several breakfast foods, drinks, and condiments, a boy and his fairy were stuffing their mouths (if fairy's even have mouths) with the many breakfast foods presented by the Breakfast princesses' servants. A few hours ago Link had arrived at the Breakfast Castle drooling at the sight of the castle and went in unannounced like it was usual for a stranger to come into someone else's place uninvited because to Link it was natural.

"Sorry for the walking into your castle like that princess." Link said swallowing the rest of his pancake. "Where I'm from people don't really care if you go into their homes."

"It's quite alright." She said smiling. "Your lucky Tobi explained everything to me otherwise you would be in the dungeon."

"Yeah Link." Tobi said biting into a piece of French Toast. "You're lucky I helped send syrup fairies here otherwise you would be-ooo! BACON!"

Link had held a piece of bacon in front of the fairy and threw it out the window having his fairy friend chase it.

"Thanks for the food princess."

Link had climbed onto the window ledge jumping out of said window doing a full flip and having a perfect dismount landing on Epona who automatically galloped away once Link was on her. Talk about being unnecessarily epic. Epona galloped out of the kingdom back into the grassy fields of the Grasslands, having no clue where to go now.

"So where to next Link?"

"I don't know. I thought you knew."

"What made you think I know. I don't know where to go!"

"HELP!"

"Did you hear that? Someone's in trouble!"

"Yeah. Could be some beautiful girl. Let's go save her!"

Link ignored that second remark Tobi made and headed into the forest from where the cry for help was made.

...

Finn and Jake arrived on the scene seeing several candy people run around the kingdom in a panic. They made their way to the castle upon entering they saw a shadow boy taking on the Banana Guards and gray wolf creatures behind him acting as his backup. Princess Bubblegum was being guarded by the Banana Guards but the guards looked like they were ready to collapse at a moments notice.

"Hey shadow guy!" Finn shouted taking out his demon blood sword. "Back away from the princess!"

The shadow turned to Finn and Jake and laughed at them.

"Is this the cavalry this kingdom has to offer? A boy and his dog." He snapped his fingers getting the Wolfos attention. "Wolfos! Get the dog! I'll take care of the boy."

The Wolfos howled their battle cry and charged after Jake leaving Finn to fight the shadow. Finn ran towards him going to hit the shadow with his sword but was blocked by a shield the shadow had.

"Fairy get him!"

"Alright! NOW is the TIME for action!"

The fairy tackled Finn's forehead backing him away and continued to attack him.

"Hey stop it!"

"Never! Haha!"

The fairy continued to attack Finn flew right into his left eye cutting his sight by half. The shadow then took out a long wooden stick and jumped over to Finn breaking the stick over his body stunning Finn.

"How'd that feel?"

Finn quickly recovered trying to jab his sword into the shadow only for him to jump on top of the blade and stick his tongue out at the hero. He then did a backflip landing on his feet and took out a blue bomb.

"Bombs away!"

He threw the bomb at Finn who easily avoided it and continued to throw more until he ran out.

"What the? Damn bag limitation!"

Finn then took the opportunity to deliver a kick to the shadow's chest knocking him back and angering him.

"Alright! Time to stop messing around!"

He took out his black ocarina and played the Song of Inverted Time slowing all time in Ooo by a third, this however went unnoticed to everyone but him and the fairy. He then put on some type of hat thing that resembled a rabbit. It had long and tall ears and was black with silver eyes and red on the inner ears.

"What's a pair of bunny ears gonna do?" Finn said completely unaware that time was slowed down.

"This is what they are going to do."

The shadow then dashed at an incredible speed, with his sword out he began cutting up Finn slashing his arms, back, front, and legs which ended with a punch to the face knocking Finn down.

"Still care to mock the power of the Bunny Hood?"

"Yeah! You look ridiculous."

Jake had managed to finish off all the Wolfos who strangely all died in blue fire.

"Oh I'm well aware of what you can do." The shadow said referring to Jake. "Let's see if you can handle Darmani!"

The shadow took off the Bunny Hood and took out a gray, chubby, looking mask that had short, flat, black hair, red eyes, small black eyebrows, and big black lips. He placed the mask on his face and grabbed his arms tightly quietly laughing maniacally as he looked down to the floor and then shot his head up with his red eyes wide open and screamed laughter like a maniac revealing his sharp set of teeth. A blinding white flash covered the entire room and soon subsided revealing a dark rock creature. The creature had menacing red eyes and wore a long black hat much like the shadow had and had long black hair that fell out of the hat most of it covering his face and had on a necklace made of onyx shark teeth. He had red tattoos on his arms that glowed and wore black, finger-less, leather gloves. He had rock abs and ripening muscles. He had a black piece of cloth that censored his crotch and wore black metal boots. His skin was dark as shadow and his back was covered in dull-silver, sharp, rocks. On his back were two long silver hammers. The shadows new appearance looked ever so threatening and Finn and Jake had no idea what this thing was.

"What?" His voice changed to a deep rock like voice. "Never seen a Goron before."

The shadow curled up into a ball and quickly rolled along the walls of the castle eventually going fast enough that onyx spikes covered his body. He jumped off the wall ramming Finn and bounced off him and stood before Jake in his regular Goron form.

"Hey Dog." He then took out his two hammers swinging them with ease demonstrating his skill and ended it with them forming an X on his chest. "Want to get hammered?"

He extended his arms out and curled into a ball again and rolled towards Jake, Jake grew out his arms and blocked him from advancing towards him but doing this allowed the shadow to continue building momentum and eventually was able to grow out his spikes which began to shred Jake's palms.

"AHHHHHHHHHHH!"

The shadow then used his momentum and bounced over Jake's hands, now above him he turned his body and slammed Jake into the ground with the use of one of his hammers and with the other he came out of his ball form and used both hands to grip the hammer and has he came down swung his hammer hard at Jake taking down an entire part of the castle entrance in the process.

...

Link had found the source of the scream for help came from an incredibly huge tree. The tree reminded him of the Great Deku Tree, how he missed him. But now was no time to be caught up in the past, someone needed help. He quickly rode up to the tree and took out his Hookshot and shot it at the tree easily getting to the entrance. He saw some blue guy with a really long white beard holding onto a berry girl who was screaming for help.

"Hey! Umm, blue guy! Leave her alone!"

The old man looks. "Finn-wait, who are you? Now matter, begone!"

He then shots ice at Link and instantly freezes him only for about two seconds before he breaks free.

"What the! You should be frozen!"

"And now you are going to get beaten up."

Link then drew his sword and shield and locked eyes with the ice wizard.

"Tobi, what's his weakness?"

"What in the name of the sweet Great Fairy of Kindness are you talking about?"

"You know fly over to him and tell me what he is and what's his weakness."

"Who do you think I am? Do you think I'm Dex, do I look like I'm some small guy wearing a bug on his head, a boy Gomba wearing a blue hat or a girl Gomba wearing an explorer's hat with blonde hair, or am I a butterfly who is actually a girl!?"

"Never mind I asked. Do you at least know who this guy is?"

"Yeah this old fart is Ice King. I remember once when he tried to kidnap The Great Fairy Princess and he got slapped so hard that instead of seeing fairies he was a fairy!" He laughed.

Tobi continued to laugh falling on Link's hat who simply rolled his eyes seeing as though Tobi wasn't going to be much help. Link brought his shield in front of him ready to defend what Ice King was going to throw at him which was going to be, well, ice. Ice King released Wildberry Princess and created an ice cage around her. He turned his attention back at Link.

"Well if Finn and Jake won't be coming I guess I'll be fighting you. Ice sword! Ice shield!"

Ice King mimics Link creating a sword and shield to combat the boy. Link began walking towards him keeping his eyes on him. Link then jumped towards him missing his jump slash and backfliped away from a slash made by Ice King. Ice King then went after him and bashed his shield in his face and instantly freezing Link upon contact.

"What the?" Tobi manage to fly away before Link was instantaneously frozen. "Link! How do you freeze from touching ice!? What is ice your one true weakness?"

"Well if he's frozen I'm out of here."

"Oh no you don't!"

Tobi then started bashing himself at Ice King's head beating his head.

"Hey! OW! Quit it!"

Tobi flew away and Ice King saw some big brown rock creature. However he didn't get a good look at him cause the creature threw a fiery fist at him sending him flying out of the tree.

"Yeah get out of here! If I ever see you again you'll be sorry. I'll give you an uppercut and then a-" he turned and saw the brown Goron. He had white sharp hair and long sideburns he also had that green hat Link wears and had a purple necklace on. He had black tattoos on his arms and had brown finger-less, leather, gloves. He wore a piece of green cloth that covered his crotch and had brown leather boots. He knew who he was. "EEEEEEEEEEEEK! Darmani! How did you get here, I thought you were dead, why do you have Link's hat on, and MY GODDESSES YOU ARE FAT!"

"Tobi" he said in a rock like voice. "It's me Link."

"Link?" Tobi looked at him for awhile and then noticed that he was Link. "OH MY GODDESSES AND GIANTS YOU IMPRISONED DARMANI'S SPIRIT IN A MASK! YOU, YOU, CRAZED MASK COLLECTOR! I KNEW YOU WERE WITH THE HAPPY MASK SALESMAN! YOU'RE HIS APPRENTICE!"

"Tobi, what are you talking about? Darmani wanted me to heal his soul so I played him the Song of Healing."

"Oh... Sorry about that. The fairies say I tend to overreact and jump to conclusions. So go free that fruit princess over there."

"Right."

Link took off his face (mask) reverting back to normal Link. He took out his bow and armed it with a fire-arrow pointing it at the cage. Without warning he fired the arrow which easily melted the prison, freeing the princess.

"Thank you for getting rid of Ice King and saving me." She said completely ignoring the fact that she could've been burned or impaled with an arrow.

"No thanks are needed just doing what a hero should do."

"A hero? Then you must know Finn and Jake?"

"I'm not really sure who those people are. I'm new to this land."

"Well," Tobi said before thinks could get awkward. "we should be going."

Link ran out the tree-home, place, doing a diving-front-flip completely during a 360 degree flip and perfectly landed on Epona and left the area.

"See Link I told you she was 'berry' beautiful. HAHA!"

Link groaned at the horrible pun Tobi just told. How lucky for Link that Tobi wasn't with him on his earlier travels because if he was jokes would be flying all over the place.

"She's not really my type." Link said hoping Tobi wouldn't continue. Oh how wrong he was.

"Really now?" Tobi said with intrigue. "I would like to think that she would be your type of girl. I mean, with all the advantages you could get out of her."

Link slowly turned his head to the side to face Tobi. "What do you mean by 'advantages'?" Link didn't exactly like Tobi's phasing of words so he elected to let the fairy further explain to him what he meant by this.

"Well Link, as rude and perverted as this may sound, certain girls have certain advantages when it comes to physical appearance. For instance, the fruit based princess, we just met, could no doubt provide you with free juice depending on the circumstance." Link simply rolled his eyes now deciding to pay Tobi's rant no mind.

"Of course there are other female archetypes, if you will, such as the pampered royalty. While no doubt lacking in 'body attractiveness', if you get what I'm putting down, they more than make up for it in poise, class, and sophistication." Link laughed to himself, Tobi saying this reminded him a bit of Princess Zelda from the future in the bit of time that he did get to see her.

"But I'd have to say my favorite by far would be the farmgirl archetype." Farmgirl? Link thought to himself. Just hearing that made him instantly remember Malon from Lon Lon Ranch. Other than Saria, Malon had been the one girl he got to spend most of his time with before Gannon's invasion of Hyrule. He smiled, fondly remembering the time he spent with her during his adventure in Hyrule. Not that he really noted back then but boy, how she changed when he saw her in the future.

Wait hold on...

"I mean come on Link have you ever seen the body of a finely toned farmgirl!? It's like the beauty of the simple life and one of the wonders of the world came together to form the perfect female body!"

No Link you know better... Link's face started turning pink.

"Like I said, not to be perverted or anything, but seriously it's almost impossible to ignore! Imagine, a body like that with the kind caring nature of a trusted friend and BAM ideal woman for me!"

No Link you shouldn't be thinking about your friend in that way! It's wrong! Link closed his eyes. His once pink tint now becoming a scarlet flush spread across his face.

"But man, that seems more like a fantasy girl more than anything." Tobi finally broke from his thoughts. "But enough about my fantasies what about you Link? Any girls you ever fantasies about?"

Link quietly gasped as his eyes opened. His face could easily be mistaken for a tomato at this point. Tobi noticed. "Uh, Link you feeling okay?" How could he be, he just had to suppress fantasies of one of his closest friends that were created no thanks to Tobi. "You know what forget I said anything. I'm sure your innocent mind wouldn't know what I'm talking about.

Oh, how wrong you are.

...

"DIE!"

The shadow crashed into the floor, crushing Jake with all of his power. He easily took out Finn and had Princess Bubblegum tied up on his horse. He took off the mask reverting back to normal standing over Jake. The fight was taken outside on account of how destroyed the castle was. He stood over Jake who was unconscious due to all the physical pain he caused him.

"Listen to me mutt and tell your friend this too. Stay out of my way if you want to live."

He got off Jake and put the Bunny Hood on running out of the pit he created and onto his horse and galloped out of the kingdom to who knows where.

The Shadow Goron Link's weapons are based on the beta version of Darmani who was going to be using a hammer but he didn't so I made the Shadow Darmani have dual hammers. Neat right?