Chapter One: My Story

Hi! Name's Nosy (given by Lilo-there are ten of us who got different ones from different people soooo-yeah! Clearing that up real quick!), I'm an illegal genetic experiment made by Jumba with Hamsterviel's funding. My function's to gossip-I actually have a glitch that keeps me from revealing anything too too secret, so ironically, I'm actually the person to go to when you want something really important hidden.

...Scratch that-a little-I can sometimes spill things, but it's only when I think no one's going to believe me. It's a bad habit, I know. I go to E.A.R.W.A.X for it-it's a lab veteran support group (even though I didn't actually go on any field missions)-for the most part; I'm a captured experiment. Kinda stands to reason when you put kids in charge of rehabilitating us, but what're you gonna do. I still love Lilo and Stitch, just...they need our help. And Nani's.

I heard she took down Frenchfry and now I'm afraid of her. Personally.

Fry was terrifying back in our day.

Anyways-I live on Kauai, work at a uhhhhhh...well, I have a buchiboo. Means lover in Tantalog. Her name's Shush and we work together. Top secret stuff, so I actually would have to tell Amnesio if I wrote any of it down, so...sorry not sorry.

I can say that I volunteer at the news station though! I get to see so many other cousins; it gives me a way to check up on them without too much running around. It also entails takin' care of 'em while we wait for the segments; I once helped process stuff for Sprout-nasty work, but his smile when I brought the wheelbarrow over to him was worth it. Should be-my series helped make him.

Speaking of! I'm a 1-series; we're supposed to cause civic disturbances, but we start blending into 2-series' tech-based powers in the later numbers. I'm the last (199), so I don't really have much to show, but some of the other members are my closest friends; Bonnie (149) and Clyde (150) especially! So's Finder (158) and Carmen (123)-we made a great team back in the day. I'd stay at the lab and collect intel while Bon, Clyde, and Finder would grab stuff. We got so much back then and it's super cool to see later series-someone'll have eyes we grabbed from Galaxy Defense's storage units or a power from a really harsh planet or they'll have the same ears or face we have. It just feels rewarding to know we helped make them-if that comes off weird.

I hope it doesn't. I'm trying to not go into too much detail nowadays. Heat once got mad at me for describing a skull I found in the sun. He's a good kid. Very similar to Hammerface, but it works in his favor. Everyone in his series loves him for it.

What else can I say about myself...this is hard, you know? I'm not supposed to talk about myself. I'm doing this as an exercise; Lilo and Nani recommended it because I got captured and I've been through so much. But it's still not something I was designed to do.

I guess I can say that I like journaling? It's really fun and I'm glad Shush recommended it! She knows me so well, I swear-after I was rescued, she took me to her home and as it turns out, she got me a ton of notebooks and writing prompts! I used to keep a ton in my old room in the lab, so it was sweet of her to remember. I can't wait to fill them all out.

Oh! That reminds me! I also like my ohana-or my family-we used to be close in the old lab, but things got hard with overcrowding and Jumba's divorce and his ex turning out to be...kind of awful-towards him-she liked us, but she hated him eventually, Hamsterviel and just a ton of other stuff led to us fragmenting for a while. It actually wasn't until Stitch was made when we started rebuilding at all.

I'm really thankful to him and Lilo. I don't really think they understand it yet, but they will eventually. Something'll click, they're just not old enough right now.

I guess I can end this by listing some other stuff? My favorite color's pink, I go on daily runs, and I've gotten introduced to sweet potatoes recently, so that's been fun.

...You know-I actually can't believe pink's considered a "girl" color on Earth to be honest. To us, it's like how humans look at red-it's a really angry color and it's usually given to guys up in the Federation. Part of it has to do with our blood bein' pink-like-really light pink, so I suppose we can think of it that way. Agree to disagree I guess.

Earth's weird.

It's a good home though. Kweltikwan literally sucked at the end. Blue star planets in general suck, which is what Kweltikwan is. Our neighborhood was in a pod, and it was nasty and had ventilation problems. Earth's nicer!