Summary:
Naruto successfully annoys Sasuke
"Everlasting God, Father of Jesus Christ and the Virgin Mary's baby daddy! In the name of the son the father and the holy spirit—" Naruto kept screaming and Sasuke just about had enough.
It was obvious to him now that this wasn't where he belonged. He wasn't stranded somewhere mysterious in his world, he was in another dimension all together. A dimension without chakra.
This is just one of Kaguya's dimensions except that there are different versions of the others here.
He looked at the blond idiot before him. Totally weak, scrawny, and a face clearly devoid of sun exposure and battle.
Is he an enemy? Sasuke considered attacking him and escaping, but then he remembered the bruise on his shoulder.
This Naruto can't even handle a light push. He's no threat to me.
He sighed.
He was just in the wrong place. All he had to do was use his rinnegan to transport to the right dimension. He opted to conserve his energy for another battle. He didn't even know if he could replenish chakra in this world. A fight would be useless.
"Are you done yet?" His voice sounded bored, but Sasuke was anxious to get Naruto to shut up. "I don't know what you're doing, but it won't work."
Naruto looked at him in horror. "Is this the part where there's an earthquake in the room or where you throw up on me?"
Sasuke rubbed at the quickly incoming headache. "What are you even going on about?"
"I got my movies mixed up." He admitted. He was clearly worn out.
"Movies?"
"You know the one we saw it a million times. Either the room shakes or we start throwing up on each other. I can't remember which was the real scene."
Yeah, he's harmless. Sasuke quickly decided and he attempted to use his jutsu to teleport to one of Kaguya's dimensions.
Only it didn't work.
He was still here looking at a confused and tired Naruto.
"Why am I still here?"
Naruto nodded. "That's what I want to know too, ya' know?"
My rinnegan. Why isn't it working?
He looked at Naruto. "Look at my eyes."
Naruto shuddered. "I'd rather not."
"Is there one of them that's purple?"
"Purple?" Naruto looked worried. "Did you knock him out to take over his body?"
"What?"
"Did you hurt Sasuke?!" He demanded again. He sucked in his breath, preparing to scream again.
"Don't start chanting again!" Sasuke demanded.
Is it working? Naruto thought with fascination. It's afraid of being exorcised!
Sasuke saw the small smile on Naruto's face. "Why are you smiling now?"
"Demon, leave his body at once! I COMMAND YOU!"
"Stop screaming at me and just…you're not making any sense!"
That caught Naruto's attention. "You leap out of the 18th floor and somehow WALK RIGHT BACK UP and I'm the one not making any sense?"
"You saw it didn't you? When you looked at my eyes?"
"Saw what?"
"My rinnegan!"
"You have a gun?!"
Sasuke wanted to scream now too. "No. My rinnegan. It's different than my other eye." He was speaking through gritted teeth.
"You have two dark eyes." Naruto said sternly. "But you got them wrong."
Got them wrong? What is this Naruto going on about? Did he realize the error with my rinnegan before I did? How intuitive is he?
"I need a mirror." Sasuke pushed past him and strolled into the restroom connected to the bedroom. He got to the mirror and pulled back his hair.
Two dark brown eyes.
He felt dizzy. The room was spinning.
Naruto appeared next to him. "Sasuke?"
Sasuke stumbled and Naruto quickly caught him.
"I DID IT!" Naruto's voice was right next to his ear. "I ACTUALLY DID IT! I EXORCISED THE DEMON!"
Ugh. No. This Naruto is a total idiot. Not intuitive at all.
"If you keep screaming next to my ear, I swear I'll—"
"You're back!" Naruto cried. He effortlessly lifted up Sasuke and hugged him, still crying. "Buddy, you were totally right all along! There's monsters!"
Sasuke's sunburn stung as Naruto's snot raced down his shoulder.
"You're covering me in snot!"
"He was totally foul! Just like you said! A total bastard! Nothing like you, bro!"
The snot was settled into his shoulder. It was green. The urge to hurl was back.
"I might actually…" Sasuke's voice trailed off.
"Huh? Buddy, what did you say?" Naruto was no longer crying he set down Sasuke and looked at him.
He had glowing red eyes.
Naruto felt a scream get caught in his throat. His eyes bulged.
"I said I might actually give you that hurling scene you were going on about."
