Hello fellow fanfic reader, I've got a funny joke for you. It's a joke that one would refer to as wonderful, amazing, or even stupendously cool.
It's a joke that's got all the laughs of the universe contained in it. This joke has been blessed by the gods and passed down from generation to generation. A joke so amazingly funny that it can only be told every 100 years for if it were to be told more than once, the whole universe would collapse in on itself because of this joke's utter hilarity.
This joke is no ordinary joke. It was a joke that was forged through fire and bloodshed by ancient warlords. People have died to protect this joke as it is a sacred joke that not many have been able to hear. There are people throughout history who have sacrificed their lives and families just to hear one word of this amazingly wonderful joke.
For one to hear this joke in its entirety, they would need to go through several death defying trials in order to just hear one word of it, but because I'm such a nice guy, I've elected to tell it to you right here and right now.
Actually, you know what? Screw you dear reader, I don't think you've had the proper training and preparation to hear this wonderful joke and I don't think you ever will.
Only true warriors of the sun are worthy of hearing this joke and even then, it's not a 100% guarantee, so I'm sorry but it looks like you won't be hearing it today or possibly ever.
I'm just messing around with you, I'm a little scamp that way. Now get ready because this joke is going to knock you off your feet with its hilarity.
Ok? Now here goes nothing.
Do you guys know the president of the United States, Donald Trump? Well did you notice that he's orange?
