Squad of Murder People:
Ine has created the group chat Squad of Murder People with Burnt Chicken Nugget, Yandere-chan but blonde, Broccoli Boi, Sonic, Pomeranian, and Hot 'n' Cold.
Ine: Children of Eraserhead, this is the other two who'll help me teach you. Dabi, a little bitch, and Himiko, a crazy bitch.
Burnt Chicken Nugget: Ine youre the bitch
Broccoli Boi: nice to meet you both!
Sonic: That is no way to talk about your friends, Ine-san!
Pomeranian: I ain't that homeless zombie's kid, you police hag!
Hot 'n' Cold: When will we train?
Yandere-chan but blonde: Oh I can't wait to meet you all! I bet you're all so cute!
Broccoli Boi: Ine-san... why is this chat called squad of murder people...?
Ine: Tenya's looking for revenge, Dabi's killed before. So's Himiko. Bakugō shouts die every day. You grew up with Bakugō. And I have money betting that Shōto will murder his trash of a father if he ever got the chance. Oh and me.
Burnt Chicken Nugget: Ine, you'll scare the brats away if you keep revealing the sketchy shit we do.
Ine: Oh please. These kids do sketchy shit all on their own. Now, I's sending the location to the hotel we'll all stay at. First lesson, getting to the hotel on your own. Get to it.
Pomeranian: Police Hag, what the fuck? That ain't a fucking lesson!
Ine is offline.
Inari huffs in amusement as she puts up her phone. She raises her camera and takes a picture of the open window across the street. She adjusts her leg, leaning against the old fire escape. These kids are hilarious.
"C'mon, Arikawa-san... Just come to the window," Inari mutters to herself, looking through the lense of her camera. A man walks past the open window, seemingly arguing with someone who hasn't appeared. Inari takes a picture when the hand of the other person appears.
Well manicured, nails painted, a gold ring on the middle finger, tanned. Likely a female.
"Arikawa-san, Arikawa-san... what have you gotten yourself into?" The white haired female thinks with a small hum. She takes another picture when the other person steps into view. Inari blinks in surprise when they suddenly turn. She immediately looks away with the camera, focusing on the small nest of baby birds she spotted at the beginning of her stakeout. She begins to write in the journal she brought.
"Androgyny. Blue hair, curled. Tan skin. Gold ring on middle finger. Left hand. Unknown eye color. Markings around neck, too far away to distinguish. — 23/5/2223"
Inari hums with interest and goes back to her camera. The window was closed and the curtains were drawn. Shame.
"Himiko might kill 'em if I leave 'em with her too long..." Inari starts packing up her equipment. "Or I could go get some food for us all."
Inari groans loudly as she hefts her backpack onto her back. She almost stumbles from the pain and the weight, gripping the railing tightly. A heavy sigh leaves her mouth as she grabs the crutches she sat behind her and starts to leave the fire escape.
"Thanks Yang-san, for letting me use the fire escape! Those baby birds are adorable," Inari calls out as she enters the random person's apartment.
"No need! I'm so happy to help you explore the fantastic society and world of birds," Yang Ye-ji exclaims from the kitchen. A giant sparrowhawk flies over Inari's head and lands on the perch just above her. Inari instinctively bends down, in case the bird clawed her face.
It just stares at her with unnerving gold eyes. Creepy ass birds...
"I'll be taking my leave. Thank you again!" Inari walks out of the apartment.
"Feel free to come back anytime!" Ye-ji shouts before Inari closes the front door behind her. She sighs heavily and starts making her way towards the old elevator.
"Might get some fried chicken. Good stake out food..." Inari mutters to herself before smiling slightly. Himiko was going to her interns into an early grave if she didn't hurry.
Inari hums to herself as she unlocks the door to the generous apartment she was temporarily given for the stake out. She looks up when she hears a familiar cackle come from the living room.
"Dabi, don't make fun of the kids or I'll have Himiko have you as her practice dummy!" The white haired woman states loudly, kicking the door closed and locking it back up.
"Oh fuck off! You're the one who left Himiko to her devices for two hours!" Dabi retorts, most likely pouting. Inari rolls her eyes with a smile and walks into the living room.
Izuku was tense as hell, sitting completely still with his terrified eyes downcast as Himiko throws another knife past him, nicking his ear. Katsuki was shouting muffled curses through a piece of duct tape, hanging from the ceiling by said duct tape. Shōto was on Himiko's phone completely immersed into something with Tenya giving him advice.
"Good. Y'all got here on time." Inari holds up the large bag of fried chicken. "Brought food."
"Ine-san you should be following Recovery Girl's diet plan as you heal! This can setback your healing process by a week!" Tenya scolds with a hand chop. Inari rolls her eyes and hands the bag to Dabi before making her way to an unoccupied couch.
"I am. Just a cheat day." She groans in pain when she collapses onto the couch and sighs in relief at the weight taken off of her feet.
"Himiko, get Pomeranian off the ceiling. Broccoli Boi, eat as much fried chicken as ya want. Know's how scary Himiko can get with her knives. Hot 'n' Cold, better be listenin'," Inari says tiredly, moving her arm over her eyes.
"You motherfucking piece of shit! What the fuck were you fucking thinking?! I'm going to–" Himiko quickly slaps more duct tape back onto Katsuki's mouth with a small eye roll.
"It's training, you idiot! Next time actually follow through with the lesson!" Himiko states as if it was an easy thing to figure out.
Inari snorts and tosses one of her crutches to the floor when it starts to dig into her side. "Pomeranian, she wanted to see how fast you could get out of restraints. We'll try again tomorrow."
"Hey, Ine, have you eaten today?" Dabi asks, roughly moving the white haired woman's legs to sit down. Inari hisses in pain as he moves them over his lap before she moves her arm off of her eyes.
"No... wasn't hungry." Inari sighs before slowly sitting up with a groan. "Alright. After we eat, I'll grab some of my paperwork and teach y'all how to do it. Properly."
"Many sidekicks, even some heroes, are fuckin' petty and will try to undermine your work. They usually target the paperwork first. Even villains who go undercover'll target the paperwork for information, and for sabotage," Inari continues tiredly grabbing the piece of chicken that Dabi holds out for her.
"It ain't fun. Not really, but bein' thorough is better than anything else when it comes to paperwork. As well as being secretive if it's sensitive inform. Any questions?"
Izuku raises his hand nervously. "Um, Ine-san where were you?"
"Staking out someone else. Not involved in the cases I'll be workin' with you. Hopefully," Inari answers vaguely with a shrug.
"If that's all, I'll get to explaining the dos and don'ts of paperwork."
Yo. Hope you all like the new chapter! Hosu's finally here! In the next couple chapters, it'll be good. Hopefully.
Stain will make an appearance soon. And that's gonna be a shit show. Everything is if Inari's involved.
Hope you all like the new chapter! Bye.
