AUTHOR'S NOTE: I had translated the lines of Los Del Rio to English to find out what they're saying and I'd made it a little bit different.
A solid white background. The tune from "Macarena" begins playing as Derpy motions her arms while swaying her hips in slow motion. Pinkie Pie's laughter is heard with an echo.
*Ah'ight*
In normal motion, Derpy starts dancing Macarena style. Sunset Shimmer does the dance. Twilight Sparkle does the dance. Trixie does the dance. Rainbow Dash does the dance. And Pinkie Pie does the dance.
*Ah'ight*
The Flim Flam Brothers, wearing blue and white checkered suits with black bow ties, and a microphone hanging from above in between them are moving their bodies to the music.
The scene divides into three vertical sections and they start moving in a slot machine manner showing Pinkie, Sunset, Twilight, Fluttershy, Rarity, Applejack, Rainbow, Trixie, Vinyl Scratch, and Derpy, in each section, doing the dance. Then they stop at Sunset, Pinkie, and Twilight.
Pinkie: (a close-up shot of her mouth) I am not trying to harass you.
*Ah'ight*
[Pinkie]:
Hey, everyone, my name is Pinkamena
The happiest girl that you have ever seen-a
[Pinkie/Sunset/Twilight]:
I am cheery
I am funny
[Pinkie]:
I like to dance, so everybody join me
[Pinkie/Sunset/Twilight]:
Move with me
Chant with me
[Pinkie]:
To this catchy, groovy, funky-fresh beat
[Flim Flam Brothers]:
Give your body lots of joy, Pinkamena
Your body is to give you joy and that's a good thing-a
Give your body lots of joy, Pinkamena
Heeeeey, Pinkamena
*Ah'ight*
Give your body lots of joy, Pinkamena
Your body is to give you joy and that's a good thing-a
Give your body lots of joy, Pinkamena
Heeeeey, Pinkamena
*Ah'ight*
[Pinkie]:
Now let me tell you about my sister
The one who's name is Maudelina
I really love her
I get along with her
She has a pet rock
She named it 'Boulder'
Maud Pie is lying on the ground in a reclining position with her cheek rested on her fist playing with her pet rock, Boulder.
Pinkie: (offscreen) Oh, come on. What did you expect? She has a liking for rocks; it's what she loves best.
[Flim Flam Brothers]:
Give your body lots of joy, Pinkamena
Your body is to give you joy and that's a good thing-a
Give your body lots of joy, Pinkamena
Heeeeey, Pinkamena
*Ah'ight*
Give your body lots of joy, Pinkamena
Your body is to give you joy and that's a good thing-a
Give your body lots of joy, Pinkamena
Heeeeey, Pinkamena
*Ah'ight*
The girls keep on doing the dance.
The Flim Flam Brothers are clapping their hands to the rhythm. Pinkie's laughter is heard with an echo.
*Ah'ight, ah'ight*
*Ah'ight, ah'ight*
*Ah'ight, ah'ight*
Pinkie's laughter is heard with an echo.
Pinkie: (a close-up shot of her mouth) I am not trying to harass you.
*Ah'ight*
[Pinkie]:
Pink-Pink-Pink-Pink-Pink-Pink-Pinkamena
Pink-Pink-Pink-Pink-Pink-Pink-Pinkamena
Pink-Pink-Pink-Pink-Pink-Pink-Pinkamena
*Ah'ight, ah'ight*
Pink-Pink-Pink-Pink-Pink-Pink-Pinkamena
Pink-Pink-Pink-Pink-Pink-Pink-Pinkamena
Pink-Pink-Pink-Pink-Pink-Pink-Pinkamena
Pinkamena, Pinkamena, Pinkamena, Pinkamena
[Flim Flam Brothers]:
Give your body lots of joy, Pinkamena
Your body is to give you joy and that's a good thing-a
Give your body lots of joy, Pinkamena
Heeeeey, Pinkamena
*Ah'ight*
Give your body lots of joy, Pinkamena
Your body is to give you joy and that's a good thing-a
Give your body lots of joy, Pinkamena
Heeeeey, Pinkamena
*Ah'ight*
The scene has been divided into three vertical sections once again, and just like before, they move in a slot machine manner showing Pinkie, Sunset, Twilight, Fluttershy, Rarity, Applejack, Rainbow, Trixie, Vinyl, and Derpy, in each section, doing the dance. Then they stop at Sunset, Pinkie, and Twilight.
*Ah'ight*
Pinkie laughs with an echo.
[Pinkie]:
Come and find me, my name is Pinkamena
Always at the party, it's loud like an arena
[Pinkie/Sunset/Twilight]:
Come join me
Dance with me
All together now
A one, two, three
[Flim Flam Brothers]:
Give your body lots of joy, Pinkamena
Your body is to give you joy and that's a good thing-a
Give your body lots of joy, Pinkamena
Heeeeey, Pinkamena
*Ah'ight*
Give your body lots of joy, Pinkamena
Your body is to give you joy and that's a good thing-a
Give your body lots of joy, Pinkamena
Heeeeey, Pinkamena
*Ah'ight*
Give your body lots of joy, Pinkamena
Your body is to give you joy and that's a good thing-a
Give your body lots of joy, Pinkamena
Heeeeey, Pinkamena
*Ah'ight*
Give your body lots of joy, Pinkamena
Your body is to give you joy and that's a good thing-a
Give your body lots of joy, Pinkamena
Heeeeey, Pinkamena
*Ah'ight*
Give your body lots of joy, Pinkamena
Your body is to give you joy and that's a good thing-a
Give your body lots of joy, Pinkamena
Heeeeey, Pinkamena
*Ah'ight*
Music ends.
