Chapter 3 The date

Alexis and Luca walked to the over to kaladiscope. So Alexis what you like to do? Said Luca. What do you like to do said Alexis. Come on I asked you first said Luca. I like to keep active I guess. Sports, working out, things like that. I'd like to know about you though. See the places you hang out said Alexis. Yeah. maybe another time said Luca. Luca and Alexis arrive at the kaladiscope. You know, the movie theater isn't open this time of year. I don't know if it would pass safety regulations anyway said Alexis. Alexis saw a big sign said open near laser quest There's laser tag. Near the movie theater Why don't we shoot a few people? Said Alexis. Sure, laser tag sounds like fun said Luca. Thanks for taking me out. I haven't been on a date for a while. I'm kind of lonely here said Alexis. I thought you were doing me a favor by going out with me. You're the local said Luca. I'm not a local at Saddleback. I came here from somewhere said Alexis. Where? Said Luca. Oh, the Midwest. You probably know more people here than me said Alexis. More assholes maybe said Luca. Here we are, this will be fun. Let's play a few rounds said Alexis. Welcome laser quest where the fun is with the quest, the employee said. Here you go man said Luca. Thanks have fun said the employee. Luca and Alexis put on the laser tag equipment. You're good Luca . That was fun. Will you walk me back to the dorm now? Said Alexis. Of course I'll take you home. Let's go Said Luca. So, you don't know many people here at saddleback. No boyfriends or anything? Said Luca. No, I guess I'm dating my school job said Alexis. Well, what do you do? Said Luca. What do you do? Said Alexis. Come on, I asked first... said Luca. I work with Joanne. What do you do, exactly? Said Alexis. You're a hard girl to talk to, Alexis said Luca. I guess you're not used to talking to College women said Alexis. I guess said Luca. Luca continues to walk with Alexis back to her dorm. So, what are you doing here at saddleback college Luca said Alexis. What's anybody doing here? I don't know said Luca. I think you do. There must be something that made you leave your house and come here said Alexis. Just me not seeing my friends for two long years and having depression just I felt like a new start with my friends said Luca. There's nothing else about saddleback then just your friends from high school said Alexis Maybe there is more to this place, I'm not sure yet said Luca. Luca drops off Alexis at her dorm. That was nice. I'm really interested in seeing you again said Alexis. Yeah. That would be good. I'll give you a call said Luca. Please do, Luca. See you soon said Alexis. Bryan quickly called Luca. Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule to protect me from those crazy non binary loan sharks you attacked, Luca said Bryan. You shouldn't have borrowed money from them in the first place, Bryan. Anyway, I was seeing Alexis. I thought you wanted me to date her? Said Luca. Not when it means me getting beat up and sent to hospital. Come and pick me up, bro. And at least tell me that you got her boobies out? Maybe then your betrayal would be worthwhile. They were nice boobies, yes? Said Bryan. You're an animal, Bryan. Nothing can stop you being who you are. I'll see you soon said Luca. I'm at the nurse office in the administration building said Bryan. There is is the man who chose cooch before his friend. I hope she was worth it. Will you walk me back to the library, man? Argh. How was she bro? Tell me how she was. I wondered about Alexis when I first met. If she was not a friend of Joanne's it would be me with the smell of boobies on my breath and you who ended up in nurse office. Firstly Bryan, my breath does not smell of booby. Secondly, I don't think that our non binary loan shark friends could hospitalize me. I can look after myself said Luca. All the more reason why I should have hooked up with Alexis. Everyone would be a winner said Bryan. Yes, well, I will not let these men treat you like that again. I'm sorry for letting you down, Bryan said Luca. Luca drops Bryan off at the library. Bryan, I apologize again for not being there for you. You have done a lot for me since I got here said Luca. The choice between some titties and your safety would have been difficult for me as well. Don't worry, Luca. Should we plan to kill griffee albaugh tomorrow said Luca. Sure thing I'll ask the guys if they want to do it said Bryan. Luca called Jonathan and said code 5 sector one are you awake. Uhhh it's 11:00 pm I'm trying to go sleep. I just wanted to know that we will kill griffee albaugh at the assembly said Luca. Ok finally said Jonathan. Just be ready tomorrow and just make sure that you round up the guys said Luca. Luca went to his dorm and went to bed. The next morning someone knocked on Luca dorm. The guys were waiting until Luca was awake hey Luca open up said joe. Guys I think I'll try and be a FBI agent said David. Good Idea David bro said Bryan. Hey Luca open up it's the fbi open up young man said David. Hey Luca it's us can you come out now said Kevin. Wait Jonathan do you have the sniper rifle that Luca gave to you said joe. Oh no I'm not doing that I'll do it at the assembly but not here the head principal will make me be suspended said Jonathan. Z can you try and do something said tanner. Z used a voice emulator oh hey Bryan can you say open on here said Zeb. Open said the emulator. The door opened. Sup dudes are you guys ready to kill griffee albaugh and end this non binary problems,let's get geared up said Luca. The guys went into Luca's dorm and grabbed his weapons. Hey Luca how come I get the suppressor with a pistol why not a machine gun said David. Cause we don't want people to notice that we are going to kill people said Luca. Ok guys ready said tanner this our only shot at doing this. Everyone said yes. Alright com-on said Luca. Everyone walked over to the gym where Griffee Allbaugh was doing the assembly. Hold on one sec gentleman are you on the list said the security guard. Yeah said Zeb. What are your names said the security guard. Look can we just get in we seats in the back row said Jonathan. Luca grabbed out his pistol. Can you please move we have to see the assembly said Luca. I'm sorry sir but I'm gonna have to tell you to leavesaid security guard. Luca knocked out the security guard. Kevin joe David put him around the back Jonathan get to your position,Bryan tanner z you guys are with me said Luca. Ok said David. Tanner z Bryan Luca got in their seats and were waiting for her to come out. Jonathan are you ready to kill said Luca. No not yet still I can't you got a weapon said Jonathan. Um Luca said Kevin. Yeah said Luca. We got trouble said Kevin. The headmaster is out here looking for the security guard said Kevin. Damn um One of the guns that I gave you should turn you guys invisible said Luca. Well how long are we gonna do this for said joe. Just when you entered the gym just turn it off it's that easy said Luca. Quick she's coming out said Bryan. Are you guys in yet she's out said Luca. Ladies and gentlemen non binary boys and girls here's Griiifeee albaugh said the announcer. Well hello hello everyone how are we all doing today said griffee albaugh. David Kevin and joe sat with tanner David z Bryan and luca on the third level of the bleachers.Luca said David. Finally you guys are back Jonathan come in Do you have your target in sight said Luca. Yeah but I can't fucking see said Jonathan. Put your X-ray goggles it should come with it said Luca. And so my non binary siblings we will rule this college and turn everyone into non binary people with the help of this said Griffee albaugh. This crystal will turn everyone into non binary zombies when it will go into the foods of everyone that eats it it will turn them evil hahahaha said Griffee albaugh. Luca ask Jonathan to do it now I legit don't want to be a non binary person said Bryan. Jonathan now said Luca. Jonathan was playing on his phone. Hey shoot her before we become zombies said Luca. Ok fine jeez said Jonathan here goes nothing. Jonathan shoots Griffee albaugh in the head. There's a shooter in the building that shot the all mighty queen said one of the security guards. Luca pulls out his gun and shoots the security guards. Let's get out of here before people see's that it was us said Luca. Yeah let's get out of here said tanner