Dear Loser,
Daddykins is acting weird. I mean, he's always weird, so, like, weirder than normal weird. And that's weird weird. And mom's been all odd too. I mean, it's like she can't look me in the eye or can barely stand to be in the same room as me or something. I mean, in hindsight that's actually pretty normal, but, like, it's odd this time. I think they're hiding something from me. NO ONE hide's anything from Chloe Bourgeois, not even her - my – parents.
What's the big deal with keeping secrets anyway? I mean, I never hid the fact that I was Queen Bee! Everyone knows who their wonderful, beautiful, glorious, and humble – if I do say so myself – queen of a superhero is. No one could do this job better than me. Or well, as well as I did anyway. Honestly, why can't Ladybug just, like, give me my miraculous back. I'm sure Pollen would be ecstatic to work with me again after all. Sheesh, even Ladybug all into that 'secret' thing though. She even said something about my identity not being a secret making it easy for Hawk moth to find me or some sort of rot. I mean, I can't do anything about…
You know, speaking of secrets, that Marinette has joined the oddball train, like, yesterday. Well, more like since the year she was born. Maybe even before that! Anyway's, she's been weirder than normal lately. Like, she's supposed to be in love with Adrikin's, right? But then Sabrina tell's me she's dating some loser called Luka, that one gloomy girls brother.
It's laughable actually.
And then, like not even a long time later, Sabrina comes back and tells me that Marinette and this Luka guy have broken up. Already. And that Marinette was dating him while STILL IN LOVE with Adrikin's. And people call me mean, honestly. I'd be impressed but I'm sure I've broken far more hearts than she has. Adrikin's can do SO much better than Marinette Stupid-cheng.
Anyway, I'll get to the bottom of whatever my parents are hiding if it's the last thing I do. I may even have Sabrina spy if I have to. Ah. What am I saying. She already does!
Your wondrous Queen Chloe, signing off.
