Reviews:

Guest: Yay! I do try and be funny when I can XD

Apothecary23: Thanks, it's nice to know you enjoy this fic :) Also yeah I know that there aren't too many fics like this, it's actually the reason I started writing fanfics at all with starting with Scattered Ashes, I just really wanted to find a fic where a bad ass character came in and was able to actually do something in a powerless moment. Figured if no one else would write one I would so at least there'd be one.

Archangel_Xireon_Chaos_God: Thank you for the kind words. I have really wanted to do a Percy Jackson cross over because scenarios always go through my head with the greek gods being all high and mighty like "Look at me I'm the god of lightning and I'll smite you." only for Spider to be a little shit and reply with "Try it, I fucking DARE you." Or better yet She and Arachne meet and they're both just stood staring while everyone else watches uncomfortably because the two gods aren't sure how to feel about each other.

I feel like Harry Potter would be a funny joke too though. Imagine a scenario where Umbridge is walking through the castle and a statue falls from the floor above missing her by inches.
"What a tragic accident." Spider comments.
"But it missed her?"
"Like I said, tragic."

And as much as I love the thought of doing a Fate crossover I'm not even sure where to begin with it. Like would the Dragonborn be a heroic spirit or literally just a random bystander that no one knows but always seems to show up. (Let's be fair though, Gilgamesh would be put in the ground instantly either way)

Buuuut that's if I can work up drive to actually start writing them anyway, I've still got half a chapter of Straw Hat Dovah written but I just can't find the inspiration to continue rn :(


The next day everyone got a feel for what the rest of the year's schedule would be, regular classes in the morning followed by lunch which could be purchased fairly cheaply, and then there were hero based classes in the afternoon.

First up was English with Present Mic and it was actually fairly basic all things considered but that might have just been because it was the first week of term at UA. Still didn't stop the cockatoo from bursting into the classroom with an ear piercing squawk of "YEEEEEAAAAH!"

If she was perfectly honest, Spider swore saw a piece of Aizawa's soul die when he had to go through handing over the class to Present Mic since it involved actually talking to the voice hero before he could leave the room.

Still, there were just four sentences on the board once Mic actually set up and apparently one of them was incorrect.

'The man whom I respect most is my father.'

'That is the house in which he lived.'

'I well remember the day on which we both met.'

'Please tell me that all you know.'

To Spider they were all technically correct sentences if you factored in slang and other colloquial ways of speaking, but according to Present Mic, Momo Yaoyorozu was correct in that the relative pronoun was wrong in the last one. Whatever that means...

After class Midoriya caught her by going up to her desk as everyone else scrambled for the cafeteria. She had seen the teen heading towards her and stayed in her seat, only standing when Midoriya was next to her.

"Hey Spider, uhm I was wondering if I'd be able to talk to you about something." Midoriya asked nervously though the Dragonborn couldn't pinpoint why that was the case.

"No need to act like I'm going to bite your head off darling, you can talk to me whenever you want." Spider smiled reassuringly.

"Really? I don't want to bother you too much or anything since you're probably really busy now with school work and managing the building on top of-" Came the shy response which inevitably turned into mumbling until the boy stopped himself and ducked his head.

Spider sighed before replying. "Midoriya, if you were bothering me at all believe me you'd know about it by now. Besides the only person in this class who would think that is Bakugo, everyone else is happy to talk or at least indifferent to it." She didn't miss the way he flinched at the mention of his childhood 'friend' *cough* tormentor *cough*

"A- actually that's what I wanted to talk to you about." Midoriya made an odd sound as he tried to think of a way to put it into words. "I'd be really grateful if you could try to get along with Kacchan. I- I know you don't like him but he can be a great hero some day and I don't want his temper to get in the way of that... so if you could stop antagonizing him so much then it would be good for everyone."

Spider.-EXE has stopped working. What the fuck was this kid trying to tell her? She was just supposed to let Bakugo get away with years of bullying Scott free and say nothing about the teen's prideful anger when he lashed out at everyone, the risk of injury rising dramatically when Midoriya was in his crosshairs? No. The answer is no.

"Why?" She asked instead.

This seemed to throw Midoriya for a loop, apparently he thought that reasoning would be enough. "W- well like I said he-"

The Dovahkiin held up a hand to save herself a repeat. "You told me a fraction of what you've through with him since you were four and it took every ounce of my strength not to kill him for it. Bakugo doesn't belong here, a hero is meant to fight for those who can't stand up for themselves yet he saw you were weaker than him and chose to exploit you, it's disgraceful." Midoriya looked down and away. "It doesn't matter if it was only you, your life holds just as much value as his and yet he made the decision to call you worthless. Anyone else would label him a villain."

It was quiet for a while until the green haired boy looked back at the Dragonborn with watery eyes and a pleading expression. "Please."

Another long sigh as she pinched the bridge of her nose. Honestly, damn those stupidly cute pleading eyes. "I will give him a trial run, if his attitude doesn't drastically improve then I'll be having a talk with him at the very least." As soon as she said the words a smile was plastered on her friend's face.

"Thank you! I know it's asking a lot but I really appreciate it and I'm sure Kacchan does to." Midoriya wiped the tears that had been building behind his eyes. "Do you uhm, maybe wanna sit with me at lunch, I'll be with Uraraka and Iida when I find them and I'm sure they won't mind."

"I'll have to politely decline, I have to dash home and fix something for the couple in apartment 3C." Spider answered and bade Midoriya farewell as she immediately teleported back to the apartment complex and spent five minutes reattaching a door and then the rest of her lunch break going through a multitude of online forums with such titles as 'how to be nice to people you hate.'

Apparently she really missed out when they had lunch made by a cooking hero named 'Lunch Rush' who seemed more like a machine than a man according to her Uraraka and Iida when they found out she had other things to attend to. But seriously though... why is a chef a hero? Not that Spider would discount the possibility given her history with such characters like Sanji but at the same time... seriously?

Finally in the afternoon it was hero basic training. Spider sat in her seat at the back waiting like the rest of the class when a large figure walked in the door way.

"I AM HERE!" All Might announced. "COMING THROUGH THE DOOR LIKE A HERO!" He declared while only leaning inside. Spider rolled her eyes while the rest of the class geeked out over having the hero in their class room, actually ready to teach them. (Given what she'd already seen of his training regimen it was truly a brave thing to call anything that man did 'teaching').

All Might marched purposefully up to the podium at the front of the class and looked across the room. "WELCOME TO THE MOST IMPORTANT CLASS AT UA! THINK OF IT AS HERO-ING 101. HERE YOU WILL LEARN THE BASICS OF BEING A PRO AND WHAT IT MEANS TO FIGHT IN THE NAME OF GOOD! TODAYS LESSON WILL PULL NO PUNCHES!" All Might posed in different ways for a significant portion of his talk and it made the Dovahkiin wonder if he had a split personality disorder given how differently he acts between forms despite being the same person.

"We're going to be doing real combat?"

"FIGHT TRAINING!"

"Alright!"

"BUT ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT ASPECTS OF BEING A HERO IS... LOOKING GOOOOOOD!" He gestured to the wall and out came several sections of the wall revealing their hero costumes. All Might explained they were based on the school registration forms that they'd all put in and once they were suited up to meet him at training ground Beta.

Spider wasn't surprised when her costume wasn't there since there was no need for anyone else to make something she'd be able to. Instead she headed straight for where she sensed the larger than life hero she now had as a teacher and ended up outside of what looked suspiciously like a battle centre from the entrance exam.

"AH SPIDER, I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE WE HAVE A MATTER TO DISCUSS!" He said on her approach. "BUT WHERE IS YOUR COSTUME?"

A wave of her hand engulfed the Dovahkiin in purplish flames and once they died down she was clad in her signature daedric armour, scaled down to her smaller size. Only the helmet which she held under her left arm was missing from the ensemble.

"IMPRESSIVE!" All Might complimented. "BUT ON THAT NOTE I HAVE A FAVOUR TO ASK." Spider nodded getting him to continue. "WHEN YOU PARTICIPATE IT WILL BE ALONE AND AGAINST THE TEAM WHO SCORES THE HIGHEST. I ONLY ASK THAT YOU DON'T USE YOUR TELEPORTATION ABILITY ON THE OBJECTIVE IF YOU ARE ON THE HERO TEAM."

"That's fine by me." She said calmly.

"AND ONE MORE THING, I FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THAT MEDICINE YOU GAVE ME WHEN WE FIRST MET AS WELL AS LAST WEEK, I CAN STAY IN MUSCLE FORM FOR UP TO EIGHT HOURS A DAY SINCE THEN." All Might told her.

"I'm glad you feel better, though if I'm perfectly honest I prefer you're smaller form." Spider responded causing the hero to tilt his head curiously.

"REALLY?!" He said in his loud and very in character volume before switching to a conspiratory tone, leaning towards her. "Why do you think that?"

Crossing her arms the Dovahkiin craned her head up to level the pro with a thoughtful gaze. "Your voice when you're depowered is the same as someone I used to travel with, he was a great man." She said with the utmost respect. Then she ruined it with an insult. "That and in this form what you gain in muscle mass you seem to lose in brain cells."

Spider took great delight in the mixture of offended and shocked expression on her teacher's face but quickly schooled her smirk into something more neutral when she sensed her classmates approaching.

Once the rest came through the tunnel you'd think they were planning to shoot a scene in a movie with the way they walked towards the two already gathered at the training ground. Though it was interesting to see the unique designs of everyone's costume, noticeably Iida looked almost similar to Spider given that he had a suit of armour. But out of all of them she respected Midoriya's the most as he came rushing out of tunnel to join his class mates.

"It takes balls to show up to hero training looking like a homicidal green rabbit." Spider said as she stood nearby All Might who was chuckling to himself for as if he was part of an inside joke. Shrugging it off she took her place by Kaminari as there teacher started to explain what they'd be doing.

He told them that today they'd be doing indoor combat training as statistically speaking that would be where the most dastardly villains are fought. For this exercise they'd be split into good guys and bad guys and fight two on two battles inside a building. The villains will hide a nuclear device somewhere inside and the heroes will have to either land a touch on the device or capture the villains using the capture tape everyone would be provided with, alternatively the villains will have to either keep the heroes busy until time runs out or capture them.

She and Kaminari only half listened as they talked between themselves and strangely enough related over their love of dark humour. For someone with bright hair and an even brighter smile that kid could make some questionable jokes. She loved it.

The two resolved to trade numbers once the day was over and he would add her to a 'text chain/group chat' whatever they were but for now Spider went off to the side and leaned against the wall while All Might moved on to questions about the exercise, she heard a one about the extra student which he said was already taken care of and they all drew lots to see who was teamed up together.

Aside from seeing the quirks of her classmate she largely ignored the following matches bar the end of the first one when she threw a healing spell at Midoriya fixing his broken arm (because of course the kid had to break something), until it was her turn at last. And would you look at that, she was the villain.

'This is going to be fun.' Spider thought as she equipped her daedric helm to complete her armour set.

Spider entered a five story building All Might had picked out for her and was given a few minutes to set up her defence. She moved the dummy nuke to the fourth floor away from the entrances, on the upper floor and the stairs leading to it Spider placed several paralysis runes. Around the bomb several figures appeared in a swath of purple flames. Spider had summoned low level six draemora lords and two flying imps ordering them to protect the fake bomb with their lives, no one was to touch it.

That being done she made her way down to the third floor, casting a few more paralysis runes for good measure on the stairs. Once done Spider walked into the middle of the room and waited.

Outside she sensed four people rather than the original two she'd been led to believe she would face once All Might shouted 'BEGIN' over the speaker. "How is that fair?" She asked the room receiving no answer, not that she expected one. "It is an unusual team, not one I would have put together, Kirishima, Sero, Shoji and the boy with half white and half red hair."

She expected the inevitable frost that quickly spread from the bottom floor all the way through the building. Creating a cloak of intense flames it was dealt with as fast as it had arrived though so as not to harm anyone Spider ensured the flames weren't hot enough to prevent anyone entering due to the temperature in the room, so it was slightly damp from the melted ice. "If it were up to me I'd have Kirishima, Bakugo, Yaoyorozu and Hagakure. Provided they could work around Bakugo's reckless attitude, I believe Yaoyorozu would be able to put a very efficient plan in place with those three at her disposal." Spider smirked at the thought.

She was broken out of her thoughts when the peppermint prince himself came out of the doorway, without a word he blasted the Dovahkiin with ice, completely filling the room with it and seemingly trapping her inside. That was until it all vanished in a haze of purple flames catching the teen off guard.

"My turn." Spider whispered gathering magical energy in her hand and launching it towards the boy, Todoroki dived away from the spell however it was useless since it exploded on the wall behind him covering half the room in green sparkly dust that dissipated just as quickly as it was created. Suddenly he couldn't bring himself to attack, no matter how much he willed his body the moment any violent thought entered his mind it was swiftly shut down and locked away.

"What did you do to me." He asked in his usual cold and collected manner.

"It's a calm spell, I've essentially rendered you harmless." Spider responded casually as she watched two figures in the window behind the boy climb their way up the building. It was Shoji and Sero using the former boy's tape quirk. "Now that you have an excuse to distract me since your teammates are currently scaling their way to the top floor, why don't you give me that introduction I asked for yesterday?"

"For the little good it will do you while they win the exercise, my name is Shoto Todoroki." He responded in the monotone way he preferred.

"Spider PoisonBlood, a pleasure." She replied with practiced ease. "I can see you in the doorway Red." Spider said looking past Todoroki where Kirishima slowly entered the room, hardening quirk activated so he looked like a jagged monster, his teeth were especially sharp drawing her attention. "Well don't you look vicious." Referencing the wired guard across his face that had little fangs in the design adding to his deadly look. Though with her demonic armour's wicked appearance Spider's compliment seemed back handed at best.

"Thanks, but don't think I'll take it easy on you just because you said that." Kirishima smirked while getting into his combat position. Todoroki on the other hand turned and began walking to the stairs.

"And... where are you going?" Spider asked the boy as he crossed the room.

"I might not be able to attack you any more but I can still go and touch the bomb while he distracts you." Todoroki responded beginning to climb the stairs.

"We'll see him again in three... two..." She gestured grandly to the door way as her countdown got to one and down fell the usually poised student, paralysed by her trap. "You should always watch your step." Spider mocked as Todoroki rolled to Kirishima's side, still looking as if he were mid stride. "And to answer your upcoming question, it will end when I do this." She clicked her fingers, the snap being more of a metallic clang given her daedric gauntlets. A few green sparks flew from her hand adding to the effect.

Todoroki immediately felt the stiffness fade. Getting up and dusting himself off he half raised his right hand in her direction but was stopped as if by some invisible force. "Hmm." Was all he said before going back to the stairwell entrance and using his ice to freeze over the surface so as not to activate anymore traps.

"Clever boy." Spider said lightly as she watched his retreating form disappear. Turning back to the more immediate threat she readied herself for a fight.

"Aren't you worried now that he's free to win the game?" Kirishima asked as he advanced.

"Not in the slightest, after all he's about to run into several demon warriors I explicitly ordered to defend that bomb with their lives. And as I'm sure you overheard he couldn't attack them if he tried." Spider answered as she too stepped towards the teen.

"Wait, demons?" Kirishima paused, dropping his guard.

That split second was all she needed, closing the distance Spider smashed the palm of her hand into his face and sidestepped, kicking up Kirishima's leg making him fall on his back. Once he was truly vulnerable she stomped once on his exposed abdomen with a loud cracking sound from his hardened state, knocking the wind out of him and causing a fair amount of pained wheezing "Let's just say that if you ever tell me to go to hell," She held up her hand as if to inspect something she'd caught and conjured dancing purple flames. "You should remember I have my own key."

"FALL BEFORE ME!" They both heard the booming gravelly voice from the stairwell. "YOU CANNOT ESCAPE."

"Sounds like candy cane had the sense to run away." Spider commented as she extinguished the flames and knelt beside Kirishima taking his arm and wrapping it in capture tape before taking a red bottle out of her inventory and thrusting it into the red haired teen's hand before dropping the arm. "Drink this when you can and you'll feel better." She told him, rising to her feet Spider headed to the stairs.

Todoroki burst from the doorway as she got close looking pretty shaken, a stark contrast to his usually cool persona. "What's the rush?" She asked though the reason for his hurry soon presented itself in the form of one of her draemora lords brandishing his great sword and chasing the poor boy. "Make sure you don't kill him." Spider ordered passing the demon. There was a feint bellow of 'YES MISTRESS!' But she had already started climbing the stairs, easily staying upright despite the ice covering them.

Once on the fourth floor she was surprised to see that there were only two Draemora lords remaining from the original six she'd summoned, minus the one chasing Todoroki. The ninja-like teen Shoji was fighting off the last two alone with Sero no where in sight. Looking up Spider could see why, he was paralysed on the floor above from another one of her traps (detect life is a must have enchantment for any helmet). Ignoring the immobilised hero she focused on Shoji who had sustained several injuries from her soldiers though nothing fatal, amazing considering she hadn't originally ordered them to take anyone alive.

Since Shoji had his back to her she made her way into the fray and grabbed him from behind pulling him away from a broad swing of a sword that almost gave him a nasty gash. Despite his surprise Shoji attempted to fight back struggling with all his might as he was dragged towards the windows. Unfortunately having spent most of his energy fighting the daedric guards he was sluggish.

"My apologies for this." Spider had the gall to sound sincere as she threw him against the glass pane eliciting a grunt of pain, though it was nothing compared to the punch she delivered to his face sending the top half of his body through the window with a loud smash of broken glass. Shoji was unconscious hanging in a rather precarious position so Spider pulled him back inside and wrapped the capture tape around one of his arms before dropping the limb back to the ground.

Once that was done she went up to the fifth floor and did the same with Sero before releasing him from the spells effects. In all capturing three of the heroes and driving the other one away seemed like a good turnout with only a few minutes left on the clock. Returning to the nuke Spider placed a hand on it while the two summoned draemora stood guard behind her.

"If they worked together then they would have stood a chance, since all they have to is touch the thing. Oh well." Spider said to herself as her gaze returned to the broken window, under which Shoji remained unmoving, chest slowly rising and falling.

All Might's voice broke the gentle quiet that had settled since the short battle with the ninja teen. "DUE TO TODOROKI'S SURRENDER, THE WINNER OF THIS ROUND GOES TO THE VILLAIN!"

"I guess he saw that he wasn't going to win under these conditions." Spider snapped her fingers releasing the calm spell's hold on Todoroki. She was just about to banish the draemora lords when said boy crashed through the other window, freezing them in a blitz attack as he rushed for the weapon. 'Now that's a dirty trick.' She thought while watching Todoroki's right hand gather ice to keep her in place long enough for him to get past. 'And if this was anyone else it might have worked.'

Todoroki's quirk had burst to life from his right side caking the floor in frozen water molecules which crawled up the Draemora keeping them held in place as well as the Dovahkiin, but she merely stood her ground until he came that little bit too close. "FUS!" Spider's thuum roared, making it's presence heard and blasting the young man into the back wall leaving a sizable crater and shattering the ice in front of the Dragonborn. Todoroki's head slumped, eyes closed. "Maybe I put a little too much power into that." Spider thought wearily but shrugged and crossed the room, once again wrapping the capture tape around another hero's arm.

Having captured them all with two minutes left on the clock Spider used her restoration magic to heal the two unconscious heroes and bring them back to the waking world, though she was careful to avoid healing Todoroki's scar over his left eye. Call her selfish but she thought it made him look good. "Rise and shine boys~" Spider sang happily which was a very strange given her demonic visage.

"I take it we lost." Shoji said after standing up.

"By an embarrassing margin." Spider informed him while removing her helmet to reveal her smile. "But you should be proud, it takes a warrior of great skill to match a draemora lord in combat and you managed to hold your own against six of them, I'm impressed." Shoji nodded in thanks though it was clear the loss still stung. "I'd be happy to let you spar with them again if you'd like to try to improve."

Shoji created a mouth from one of his limbs. "That would be appreciated, they were truly challenging."

"Why are you doing that?" Todoroki asked coldly. On Spider's confused expression he elaborated. "You're clearly the better hero, why bother helping someone who's only going to hold you back?"

"Because a hero isn't only measured by how strong they are, it's by how many people they make stronger along the away." She replied. Spider offered her hand to the boy who was still sat in the crater he'd made. "Just a thought but you could stand to be a little more sociable, maybe then you wouldn't have tried to take me on by yourself and left your team without their heaviest hitter. If this were real... well it's like I told you yesterday, an attitude like that will get you killed."

Todoroki looked hesitant but did eventually take her hand. "Thank you." He said and they all exited the building together and were met with the rest of the class plus All Might who held out a thumbs up with his right hand.

Spider immediately pointed at the pro hero accusingly. "Don't think I've forgotten about that little stunt you just pulled." She warned.

"IT WAS A TEACHING MOMENT! JUST BECAUSE THE BATTLE IS SAID TO BE OVER DOESN'T MEAN IT'S TRUE!" All Might defended.

"I smell favouritism." Spider glared. "Don't tell me this is about when I teleported you last week because I swear-"

"MOVING ON!" All Might declared quickly. "WHO CAN TELL ME THE MVP OF THIS EXERCISE?" No one but Yaoyorozu raised their hand. "NOBODY ELSE WANTS TO TRY?" Since the only response he got was a hushed 'It's kind of obvious.' but no one else went for it All Might gestured for the girl to continue.

"It would have to be Spider, she prepared traps at both stairwells as well as the top floor and was able to keep the weapon guarded at all times despite not being in the room herself. Everything that the hero team tried was counteracted efficiently and she won a one on four battle even with your trick at the end." Momo recited as if it were a prewritten script. "Also the advise and encouragement she offered after the exercise was over showed that she cares about more than just her growth as a hero."

"YOU ARE CORRECT YET AGAIN YOUNG YAOYOROZU!" All Might affirmed.

"Thank you for the kind words but I can't help but notice you didn't point out my biggest weakness." Spider said as the class looked to her for the answer however rather than give it she instead nodded to Yaoyorozu to take a stab at it.

It took a moment but when she was ready the teen responded. "You didn't have to talk to Todoroki after using the calm blast or release him from the paralysis trap you placed. From how quickly you won the fights against Shoji, Kirishima and in the end Todoroki it would have been easier to take him out as soon as he appeared but you didn't." Now having gained confidence in her words Yaoyorozu finished with her assessment. "You extended the exercise unnecessarily for no other reason than for what seemed to be your own amusement."

At that Spider clapped a few times and smiled at the girl. "Excellent deduction and you'll probably find the same flaw in other villains, I like to play with my food."

"CORRECT, THOUGH THAT WILL NOT ALWAYS BE THE CASE SO DON'T RELY ON IT STUDENTS!" All Might regained the spotlight. "HOWEVER CLASS HAS NOW ENDED, GO GET CHANGED AND HAVE A GOOD EVENING!" He said his farewell and moved to a side door labelled staff only and disappeared from view.

"Hey, Spider you got a minute?" Kirishima asked coming up from behind the Dovahkiin.

"Of course, I hope you aren't still hurt." She looked him over though couldn't see any signs of injury.

"No, that's what I wanted to ask you about, whatever that thing was you gave me cured any pain I had, even the little scar I used to have above my eye from when my quirk first manifested has faded." The spikey haired teen sounded ecstatic, probably a side effect from the potion giving him more energy.

"That is the goal of a healing potion, Red." Spider smiled teasingly.

"Ooh already getting a nickname." Kaminari sang as he slung an arm over Kirishima. "What did you have to do for that?" He smirked at the hardening hero suggestively causing a blush to appear on his friend's features.

"What's the matter, you want one too Sparky?" Spider asked making the electric based student fall to his knees on the ground comically.

"Why would you do that to me." Kaminari reached towards her as if he were dying.

"What am I supposed to call you, 'the local phone charger'?" This got him to drop fully prone, his spirit leaving his body.

"We seem to have discovered Kaminari's own weakness." Tokoyami commented as the bird headed teen looked over his practically dead classmate.

Everyone headed back to class, Spider following along behind with Kaminari, his arm slung over her shoulder so she could help him walk since he insisted on being dramatic. The others were farther ahead when she started to speak again. "If you'd like I could give a nickname in a long dead language." (Because 'dragon tongue' would probably raise questions).

"Whoa really!?" He snapped out of his stupor and stood on his own looking to her expectantly.

"I think the name Malqokiir suits you best." Spider said smiling.

"Awesome, what does it mean?" He asked.

"'Little lightning child.'" Spider informed him causing the boy to once again 'die' on the spot though she caught him before he could hurt himself and resolutely brought him to the changing rooms, dropping him off outside before heading to class.

Once there Spider took her seat at the back of the class, the others soon returned to collect their belongings and Kaminari gave her his number when he too came back and quickly hurried out of the room when a jealous Mineta started demanding why he was suddenly brave enough to hand out his number to a girl. The other students left to go home too, a few had asked why she stayed and in answer she gestured to a snoozing sleeping bag in the far left corner of the room. "He asked me to stay behind." It was accepted and soon it was just her and a sleeping teacher.

She was there for thirty minutes or so when he finally stirred. Upon waking Aizawa checked his surroundings and spotted the Dovahkiin. "What are you still doing here, going to threaten me again?"

"Don't you remember? You gave me detention so here I am." Spider responded.

"After that time freezing incident and the talk in the staff room I thought you'd want to ignore me as much as possible." Aizawa stated as he rose to his feet.

"On the contrary." She started to lean forward in her seat. "I want to be friends."

"You have a funny way of showing it." The teacher replied.

She smiled at that. "Please forgive my outburst, a mixture of personal experience and knowledge of Midoriya's circumstances may have caused me to be a little... aggressive towards your style of teaching."

"Hmm well that's one way to put it, but you did have a point yesterday in the staff room. Once Midoriya gets control of his quirk he'll be a force to be reckoned with and my specific method of teaching probably wouldn't have helped if he did screw it up." He admitted.

"So we were both wrong. Easily forgiven." Spider said as she got up from her seat and waked towards Aizawa. "To show my gratitude for your efforts I'd like to offer you a solution to your eyes." Spider grabbed a small yellow bottle from her inventory and held it out to him.

"I shouldn't be surprised you'd notice the dry eye my quirk causes." He said taking the potion Aizawa couldn't help but ask curiously. "What is it?"

"A mixture between a fortification and cure disease potion, the only reason it's usable is because I used my quirk to alter the compositions slightly, forcing the two to be compatible." She explained but all Aizawa did was give her a blank expression. Sighing Spider tried again. "Drink it and your quirk won't irritate your eyes anymore for the next seven days. On top of that it fortifies your constitution so you'll be able keep your eyes open for as long as you need to."

Aizawa looked from Spider to the bottle tilting his head like a confused cat. "And you made this for me?"

"Actually I've made several boxes." Spider confessed. "As I said, I wish to be friends."

Aizawa's creepy smile appeared on his face. "I appreciate it and I accept the offer, but you're still the student in this relationship don't forget that." He said.

Spider returned the smile. "Deal."


The next few days were more routine, they allowed the students to get used to their surroundings and settle into their lessons. Ectoplasm was especially interesting to the Dragonborn as he used his clones to help teach mathematics and help students individually rather than simply all at once.

Midnight's modern art history classes were less than smooth however as the Dovahkiin and the pro hero clashed on more than one occasion. It was really as simple as their personalities grating off of each other, whenever Midnight made a sexual innuendo or otherwise risqué comment Spider would slap back with a sly remark that both degraded the hero while playing innocent the entire time.

One such example was when Midnight complimented Midoriya's notes during a lesson.

"My, these are good Midoriya. Usually I'd have to beg a man to be so thorough." She'd said and got the boy's cheeks to flush in embarrassment.

"When was the last time you didn't have to beg for it full stop?" Spider snarked from her seat as she doodled on a blank piece of paper.

She got detention for that. Again.

Moving on to literature classes with Cementoss. Spider could definitely say that she didn't hate it. Most of the time when they were given assignments to write about something she simply used one of her past adventures, like the time Markarth was almost taken over by the forsworn from the corrupt sympathisers within the city itself. As you could guess she got a lot of marks for 'creativity' and 'intricate narratives' despite it basically being a retelling of what she'd already experienced. Cementoss' favourite one was the story of the Pale Lady with her underground garden and the mystery behind the 'pale blade' she guards so zealously. Who knew he was into that?

If we are being fair however, the best thing to come out of the last few days was after Spider was dragged out by Midoriya to get a new phone (she'd found that an omni tool was too advanced to work on such primitive networks once she fished it out of her inventory but never mind). Once Spider entered the number's she'd gotten from Gentle Criminal and Kaminari as well as everyone in her building she started to see why everyone was always looking at one of these things.

Mostly it was all business from tenants or funny texts from 'Sparky' complaining about class or asking about each other's day. But the thing that really got them both excited... Kaminari taught Spider about memes.

...

Honestly, a small part of her would never be able to forgive Midoriya for not telling her about these sooner. They were hilarious. But that's not to say she really understood even half of what Kaminari sent her, though it was pretty funny when Aizawa called her out on not paying attention in class and her only response was "Ok boomer."

You can probably guess where that's going with this whole detention trend right? But really she has no one but herself to blame.

Thursday was when Spider was met at the school gates by a swarm of people, all pointing cameras at the school and harassing anyone that were just trying to make their way inside. Poor Midoriya looked like he was about to have a panic attack when the reporter at the front of the crowd tried asking him questions about the school's newest teacher.

As amusing as it was to watch she took mercy on the teen and came to his aid. "Go on inside, I'll handle this." Spider guided Midoriya by the shoulder and she could almost see the relief despite him facing away from her.

"Does this mean you're one of All Might's students? What is he like as a person and is he suited for teaching?" The reporter fired off one question after another.

'Yes I am, he's stupidly extra, no he is not.'

Holding up a hand in the universal 'one moment' gesture Spider summoned purple flames in her right hand and threw them to the ground beside her, out of the small inferno her teacher Aizawa emerged looking like the mess he usually does. "Eraser Head will be more than happy to answer all your questions, thank you." She told them and turned to leave only to be stopped by Aizawa's capture scarf rapping around her waist.

"Not so fast, why am I here and who are these people?" Aizawa asked, his tone lower than usual.

Without giving the Dovahkiin a chance to reply the reporter lady at the front of the crowd grabbed their attention. "Please sir could you get All Might for us, our viewers are desperate to know how he's doing as a teacher."

"All Might's not here today." He began but was interrupted as Spider stepped between him and the reporter with her hand doused in purplish flames.

"But he could be..." She teased and was consequently pulled away, behind Aizawa.

"Don't even think about it, get to class or you'll be late." He told her and released the capture scarf. "And you've bugged my students enough already so scram." Aizawa shooed away the reporters and walked away.

The reporter lady tried to follow but was blocked when large metal walls sprung from the ground surrounding the campus. 'How quaint.' Spider thought briefly as she entered the building and made her way to the classroom.

Once in her seat Aizawa took his place at the front of the class. "Decent work on yesterday's combat training you guys, I saw the video feeds and went over each of your teams results. Bakugo," At the mention of his name said teen looked up from his desk. "You're talented so don't sulk like a child about your loss okay."

"Yeah whatever." Bakugo said quietly. Spider wasn't too pleased that he was still being abrasive but its not like she expected him to change over night.

"Midoriya." Aizawa called out. "I see the only way you won the match was by messing up your arm again, work harder and don't give me the excuse that you don't have control over your quirk, that line's already getting old." He berated lightly causing the teen to look down in shame. "You can't keep breaking your body while you're training here, but your quirk will be really useful once you get a handle on it."

The green haired teen practically shone when he heard the advise. "Right!" He responded with conviction.

"Alright let's get down to business, our first task will decide your future." At his words the class grimaced in unison. "You all need to pick a class representative." The mood immediately brightened at the fact it was just a regular school thing. Then the shouting started.

"Pick me guys I wanna be class rep!" Kirishima was the first to advocate his candidacy.

"I'll take it!" Kaminari offered followed by Jiro.

"Yeah you're gonna need me." She stated with complete seriousness.

"Someone with style would be best!" Aoyama tried but was drowned out by Ashido.

"COME ON GUYS I'M TOTALLY THE RIGHT PICK!" She cried.

"NAHLOT!" (Silence) Spider's thuum silenced everyone in the class, despite their efforts to speak no sound could be made. The only person that was spared from the effect was Aizawa who sent a grateful look her way; the man was opposed to all forms of loud noises.

"Thank you, as I was going to say before I was interrupted..." He glared at a few select individuals who shrank into their seats under the gaze. "I don't care how you do it, just pick one before my nap is over." And with that he crawled into his sleeping bag, promptly fell onto his side and closed his eyes.

Releasing everyone from the silence Spider was on the receiving end of more than a few irritated looks. "Guess I'm of the running." She said to no one in particular.

"I would like your attention!" Iida shouted after standing from his seat. "The class representative's duty is to lead others, that's not something just anyone can do. You must first have the trust of every student in the classroom therefore the most logical way to fill this position is democratically. We will hold an election to choose our leader."

"Is this really the best idea?" Kaminari asked unsure if this would work.

"We've only known each other a few days, how do know who we can trust?" Asui added.

"Besides everyone could just vote for themselves." Kirishima agreed.

"Most people will but that means whoever does receive multiple votes must truly be the most suitable person for the job." Iida argued which got a mumbled agreement from most of the room.

When it ended the results were written on the chalkboard at the front of the class. Spider having three votes along with Midoriya. Ashido and Yaoyorozu getting two and the rest of the class being made up ones and zeros. Everyone gathered around it to see who would be the class rep.

"I'll be damned." Spider stated. "Who in the world thought I'd make good leadership material?"

"One of them is me." Shoji said from her right.

Kirishima followed suit. "Yeah voted for you too, the way you handled everything in training yesterday was on a pro level so you seemed like the best choice." He reasoned.

"I suppose that's fair, though that doesn't explain the third vote." She crossed her arms and looked for anyone who might be the culprit.

"You mean that's not yours?" Kirishima asked.

"No I voted for Ashido." Spider confessed making the pink girl turn to her with a bright smile.

"Really! I didn't know you thought so highly of me." She grabbed Spider's hands and jumped a little on the spot I front of her. "I know I didn't win but its awesome you voted for me!"

Gently removing the acidic teen's hands Spider responded. "It made the most sense to me, you're cute, pink, outgoing and deadly. The perfect combination if someone were to judge our class based on the representative we picked."

A light blush appeared on Ashido's features though it was barely noticeable given her skin tone. "Thanks!"

"No problem, and to address another matter." Spider then wiped her name off the board. "I'm not interested in being the class representative but I do appreciate the faith all who voted for me have."

"Alright, that just leaves Midoriya in the top with Yaoyorozu and Ashido tied for second place. Now the question is which out of the two will take the deputy position." Iida laid it out for everyone though he seemed to strain his words a little, likely because he didn't receive any votes.

"Then perhaps we should have a secondary round of votes between Ashido and Yaoyorozu as the only candidates." Spider suggested. The idea was lightly debated but in the end another round of votes decided Ashido was not going to be the deputy class rep. Yaoyorozu won by six votes.

"Alright the class rep is Midoriya and the deputy is Yaoyorozu." Aizawa said while still cocooned inside his sleeping bag next to a shaking Izuku and stone faced Momo.

"R-really? It's not a mistake?" Midoriya asked looking for all the world like he was staring at a damn T-rex about to eat him.

"Shut up and deal with it." Aizawa responded tiredly getting a chuckle from the back of the class. "I say something funny?"

Spider hid her smile behind her hand and used the other to wave him off. "No not at all." She managed to say. 'Reminds me of the peace summit I held with the grey beards. Ulfric and Tullius with their entourage bickering over the stone table none stop about whether the thalmor representative should be able to sit in. The looks on their faces when I told them to grow the fuck up and help me with an actual crisis. Priceless.' She remembered fondly.

Snapping out of her reverie the day was half way over before she knew it, and lunch was upon her. While Spider didn't actually go out of her way to eat anything since her body no longer required regular fuel, not after eating the soul of a certain dragon and daedric prince... now she needed something a little more spirit like to snack on but that's only every few years or so.

Usually the Dragonborn spends her lunch hour writing in her journal about anything she thought was important or simply wanted to record for posterity's sake. She often smirked grimly at that, it was highly unlikely she would ever bare children again especially if there was a chance they'd turn out like her. 'Immortal and too strong to die. A despicable combination.'

This time however she'd been ambushed by a 3rd year student on her way to the cafeteria. Okay maybe ambushed was the wrong word, it was more like they bumped into each other as they rounded a corner. As you would expect Spider barely flinched while the other student was knocked on his ass.

"My apologies, I wasn't paying attention." Spider offered her hand to the boy. He was tall, she could tell even with him being on the floor and his pale complexion was very reminiscent of a snow elf, especially with his sharp elongated ears mimicking the race's. His messy indigo hair was also unique as despite the places she'd been and people met, Spider rarely encountered anyone with that colour hair, almost never a natural one at least. Jiro and he would be the first in some time.

The teen shyly accepted her hand and got to his feet. "I-it's fine, it was probably my fault anyway I'm sorry." He mumbled, his eyes looking to the floor rather than her.

"TAMAKI! WHERE'D YOU GO?! WAIT IS THAT YOU OVER THERE?!" Spider heard someone shout from the corridor the other student just came from, and right now said student looked down right panicked.

"Uhm, I'd really hate to ask but do you happen to have a quirk that can hide me please?" The teen who Spider now assumed was 'Tamaki' pleaded.

"Sure, just don't make any noise and they'll never know." Spider answered and tossed a dark bluish purple ball of magic at Tamaki, with a sound like a soft boom of wind he was gone from sight.

Soon after a tall blonde student with very blue eyes which seemed to be made entirely of iris and no sclera came around the corner. "Huh, I could've sworn I saw him, oh hey." He said after noticing Spider. "You wouldn't happen to have seen another 3rd year come this way would you? He has purple hair and almost never looks up."

Pretending to think for a moment Spider replied. "No I can't say I have, and I've been here for ten minutes."

"Dang, oh well I guess I'll have to see if I can catch him after school. Thanks for your help." He said bowing quickly before turning around and heading back the way he came.

Once he was out of sight Spider snapped her fingers and the invisible boy was now very visible again, looking pretty relieved too. "Friend of yours?" She asked him curiously.

"Y-yeah, that was Mirio, I'm Tamaki Amajiki." He replied. "Thanks... for helping me.

"Any time, and my name is Spider PoisonBlood but please call me Spider as my surname is a mouthful." She smiled at Tamaki reassuringly.

"Okay, then you can call me Tamaki... if that's okay too." He said, still a little too shyly to be normal.

"Alright Tamaki, do you mind if I ask why Mirio was looking for you?" Spider inquired.

"Oh, he wanted to drag me over to meet a few of his friends from outside of our class but I don't really do well with people." Tamaki confided.

Spider took a moment to gasp softly. "That evil bastard."

"I know." The teen sounded like he'd just shared a juicy bit of gossip and got exactly the reaction he wanted.

"Well if anyone ever does that again just say the word and I'll be there." Spider told him confidently.

"Is that another part of your quirk?" Tamaki asked unsure if she was joking.

"Let's go with that, if you need me again say my full name or else I'll assume you just saw an arachnid." She said lightly while casting another spell on the teen making him glow varying shades of red and gold for a moment. "Done."

"I'll... I'll remember that." He thanked her and both went their separate ways.

Though it wasn't even two minutes later when an alarm rang alerting everyone in the school there was an intruder on school grounds although there were a few new presences since Spider couldn't sense any direct malicious intent anywhere on campus she didn't worry about it and just continued towards the cafeteria. Once in the now pretty much deserted room she picked a table, moved a few lunch trays aside and sat down before taking out her journal. Writing a few lines about the shy teen she'd befriended.

Lunch was over fairly quickly after that, apparently it was just the media that had gotten onto school property somehow so like she'd thought it was nothing dangerous. Though apparently that didn't mean certain members of her class weren't almost crushed to death in the panicked exit everyone tried to make.

'I'll have to find a way to apologise for missing that, if nothing else I could have just got them out and let the teachers deal with the rest of the students.' Spider thought briefly after getting back to class as the class rep and his deputy began speaking.

"It's time class rep, lets begin." A poised Yaoyorozu said concisely.

"Uhm, okay so we need to figure out who the other class officers will be, but first there's something I want to say." Midoriya looked like he was going to have a damn panic attack the entire time he was speaking. "I've thought a lot about this and... AND I THINK THAT TENYA IIDA SHOULD BE OUR CLASS REP!" He shouted to get over his nerves and many were taken aback by the statement, though when he next spoke Midoriya seemed much more comfortable and confident. "He was able to capture everyone's attention and get us in line, so I believe that he should be the one leading our class from now on."

'He lasted an hour longer than I thought he would. Nice.' Spider thought.

"Well, if Midoriya vouches for him it's alright by me, besides he was definitely a huge help when he manned up and took charge right?" Kirishima agreed.

"Yup, oh and you see that he totally looked like the dude on the emergency exit signs when he was on the wall earlier." Kaminari added.

"This is a waste of time, I don't care who the rep is just hurry up." Aizawa told them grouchily from his sleeping bag

"If Midoriya is nominating me for this job then I humbly accept, I pledge to carry out the duties of class rep to the best of my abilities." Iida accepted the position bringing a smile to the green haired teen at the front of the class.

"Sounds good emergency exit." Kirishima had officially dubbed him the title.

"Emergency exit Iida, don't let us down man." Kaminari followed.

"Oh come, I got two more votes than him." Spider heard Yaoyorozu mumble even from the front of the class.

Either way once Midoriya stepped down to make room for Iida it was announced that class officers would be selected from any who volunteer within the next few days and decided some time next week. That being done the two students up front returned to their seats and let Aizawa take over after he got out of his sleeping bag.

The man rubbed his tired eyes a little before beginning the lesson. "Alright today's training will be a little different, you'll have three instructors including me, All Might and another faculty member will be keeping tabs on you."

"Sir!" Sero raised his hand and asked. "What kind of training is this?"

Aizawa in turn held up a white card in his left hand with the word 'rescue' written on it in blue. "Rescue training, you'll be dealing with natural disasters, ship wrecks and stuff like that."

"Disasters huh, sounds like we're in for a big work out." Kaminari commented.

"Real hero stuff, this is what will separate the men from the boys." Kirishima looked ready to do battle.

"Finally I'll get to show off how good I am in water, ribbit." Asui chimed in.

"Guys I'm not finished yet." That got their attention. "What you wear in this exercise is up to you, I know you're all excited about costumes but keep in mind that you haven't gotten used to them yet and they might limit your abilities. Also this special training is at an off campus facility so we'll be taking a bus to get their, that includes you." Aizawa straight up called the Dovahkiin out.

"I didn't even say anything." Spider was mock upset.

"You didn't have to, anyway that's all so start getting ready." With that he left the room to presumably get the bus ready for their departure.

The Dragonborn leaned back in her seat as everyone else got up to get their costumes or leave to change into their gym uniforms. 'Rescue training... I was never the best at actually saving people, my specialties lie in dealing with the biggest threat in the room and looting the bodies afterwards. Something tells me that won't be very helpful here.'


Next Chapter is the USJ and its... people will die let's go with that.

Thank you for reading and indulging my hobby :)