At lunch in the canteen, the four are seated around a table
Sheldons phone beeps. "Ah, a message from Penny. No doubt about our activities tonight."
"Oh, a poem. how sweet.
"Roses are red,
violets are blue
I'm using my hand
but I'm thinking of you"
what does she mean? there's another text with a picture".
His eyes go wide. "Oh my."
Howard scrambles over to look at the phone but Sheldon covers the screen.
He begs in desperation "Come on come on man. you gotta share. Bros before hos, remember? Let me see. let me see!"
Sheldon scowls "Please reconsider how you refer to penny before I take exception"
He raises his hands "Sorry, sorry. Not what i meant, forgot you'd take it literally . to put it into Sheldon speak I mean 'remember the implicit rule of male bonding is to favour your male comrades over your female ones, even if you do get coitus from them' , ok?"
"I don't recall ever signing up to any such contract with any person currently present. And I have a photographic memory"
"Dammit Sheldon, You going all rain man on me? You'll never be the same as other people. What you can do is learn to fit in. You've got the honey, give us a taste."
Sheldon firmly shakes his head. "No, such things are private"
