Fun with graphs

It's the middle of the night but Penny is up, pacing the living room in just her night shirt, which as it's Wednesday was actually the top of Sheldon's Wednesday pyjamas .

She had an idea in her head and it would not stop , like an itch she could not scratch. She's got a flip chart set up and a marker in hand.

"Penny, what are you doing?"

Sheldon was in the bedroom doorway, bleary eyed and tousled haired, wearing the bottom half of the Wednesday pyjamas

"How do you DO this?" Frustrated she gestured at the chart covered in her random lines and stick figures.

"I'm trying to do that thing you do where you put together what you're thinking into a shape, so I can see how it works."

"Here, I'll help."

He flipped over to a clean page, picked up a marker and stood poised to write.

"What are we describing?"

"You, Sheldon."

"My, this should be interesting. So, we start with the variable S, for Sheldon. What is acting on the variable?" He notices her puzzlement and explains "What changes and what are we measuring?"

"Erm.. it would be how old you are and erm your thinking-ness. Smartness? no, not directly. Memory? Like, how well you remember stuff you learn and how important the things feel?"

"Interesting. Well, well put age as Time T on the X axis down here. Time always goes on the bottom axis.". He drew a neat line and labelled it age (years) "

"Then on the Y axis you want how much I recall and how important it feels? Well, we'll call that R for recall times F for feelings and multiply as (F*R) =Emotional impact."

He stepped back , tapping the marker on his teeth. "Very Interesting. But simple enough. He drew a flat line across the graph at 100%. "Of course, That's discounting time spend sleeping, eating, excreting, etcetera. "

Excited, Penny pointed. "Yes, that's it!"

He smiles "I never knew you enjoyed graphs so much."

"Look. Look." She grabs up a marker. "How would my line look? I think it'd be like this" She drew a diagonal line, from zero at the start of T to 100% at the end.

"See, I forget things. we normal people forget lots of things. Much of this bit.." She waves her hand over the start if the graph. "is just a blur. See, it's a smaller area so less important."

She stops and looks stunned. She's becoming a Sheldon and doing things scientifically.

"Oh my god. I'm a triangle. And you're a square kind of rectangle In a world of lots of triangle people."

he looks puzzled

"Look, Sometimes you act childishly, Sheldon. I think it's because your mind still has this big chunk of important child experience in it, stuff normal folks forgot a long time ago. "

"Interesting hypothesis. It would of course mean that adding new experiences here - " He drew a tall thin box onto the end of the chart " - Would have less weight than previous experience here due to the time spent here - " He drew a box around the start of the graph.

"So you're saying that to get on well with your more 'average' people, as you put it your 'triangle' people, I should consciously ignore events from my childhood that I recall and focus on more recent adult experiences and events. "He tapped the graph thoughtfully. "Very interesting. I'd not thought of it like that. of course, a solution does present itself."

"Oh yes?"

"I need to cause a shift in my psyche by adding more positive adult experiences to overweight the juvenile ones."

Penny grinned. "Positive adult experiences? That does sound like something we both need."

She stood, slowly and seductively unbuttoning her shirt as she walked towards him. "And you need something to make sure you remember this revelation."

She opens the shirt and presses her breasts to his chest, wrapped her arms around his neck.

"Positive Experiences, Doctor Cooper"

She starts to slowly slid down him, Kissing down his bare chest, trailing her finger nails until she's on her knees in front of him, rubbing her face into his crotch. She can feel how hard he is, the combination of sex and science is a powerful turn on for him. He grins down at her and grips her hair.

her fingers catch in the waist band of his pants and start to tug. "And good scientists get rewards"

She pulled his pants down, freeing his straining erection. She starts to kiss it, lightly flicking it with her tongue

Works out to the tip then takes him in her mouth and starts bobbing her head eagerly

He grips the back of her head and the flip chart to steady himself

She sucks hard, tongue busy as she feels his cock throb then spurt in her mouth, his balls tightening as she sucks and swallows in earnest. She moans as his grip tightens, twisting in her hair.

She grins up at him, licking her lips

"Let's go see what other 'positive adult experiences' we can fit into tonight"