Down in the laundry room, folding their clothes. Penny finishes first, especially as Sheldon insists on redoing most of hers. Looking around to be sure they're alone, she tells Sheldon.
"I had a look at a list of kinky stuff online. Holy shit there is a lot of stuff I'm not touching with one of your D&D 10ft poles. I probably also need my laptop cleansed, bleached and perhaps exorcised."
He finishes the folding and hands her the basket
"As I expected. Remember being kinky does not mean you have to do all of that, in fact you don't need to do any of that. We have to decide for ourselves what we like, what we do for our own mutual satisfaction. It's an experiment, we draw our own lines."
They climb the stairs back to her apartment, deep in discussion.
"The kink community has the terms Limits and Hard Limits for such activities that cross lines. Your limits are what you don't want to do. Your Hard limits are what you absolutely will not do."
He puts his laundry in his apartment and returns with a clip board "Here, I've downloaded the most comprehensive list of erotic activities I can find and added a brief description to each . " He gestures at the long list "At the top it starts at the more normal intimacies. Holding hands. Kissing. Whispering endearments. Then progresses all the way to the more extreme activities, though I've erased the ones I deemed illegal above a misdemeanour, unsavoury , requiring other people, requiring heavy equipment, public displays, generally unhygienic or potentially life threatening. "
"Mark them with ratings, please. use Zero as a hard NO, 1 is a No, 2 a Maybe. 3 Probably, 4 definitely and 5 for things you love. Please be as open and as honest as you can. I'm not very good at reading nuances so don't put you like things you don't because you think I like them. You have my permission to be selfish."
She grabs a pen with a grin and starts reading through the list. "No. Yes. No. Maybe. Hella no. Cool, i love Ponies!" Her face drops. "Oh. not like that though" Her brow furrows with puzzlement then surprise "oh! No. Well. Maybe. OK, yes."She laughs and reads on "Yes. Love. Love giving and Love receiving. No , hell no, yes, maybe, NO No keep the hell out of my butt. Not having that again."
Sheldon interjects. "Bad feelings or bad experience?"
She pulls an ugly face. "Bad experience."
"Well, you've helped me over old bad experiences with recent adult positive ones. If you ever want to reclaim that, we can. "
"Thanks, but I'll keep it a no for now." She works her way down the list and then looks up at him
"So where is your list? It's not fair that you know all my secret turn ons "
"I prefer to lead from a position of advantage"
"Come on, that's not fair. How do I find out what really gets you going? Do I have to do Experiments as well?"
She strokes his cock through his pants.
"At least tell me your turn offs so I can avoid them. I know you love to dominate me, should I be crawling round naked on a leash calling you "Master" or something?"
He frowns then ponders "not Master, to use that as a title that has to be earned by us both. I do like the idea of an honorific, so when you're feeling polite, submissive or horny use 'Sir' "
She presses close to him and whispers in his ear "Yes Sir..."
"Which of the three was that?"
She presses herself against him, smiling "Let me show you, Sir" and pushes him back into the pile of warm, clean laundry
