In the corridor outside Sheldon's office that morning, Leslie ambushes Sheldon and Penny
Leslie is frankly curious. "So, How did you do it? Drugs? Brain surgery...? . Is she a secret fembot you made?"
She produces a small pocket torch and shines it in Penny's eyes, moving it from side to side, watching her pupils contract.
Penny frowns and pushes the torch away "Hey, Cut that out!"
Leslie clicks off the torch and puts it back into a pocket "No intoxication, brain damage or reflex impairment I can see. I'm frankly stumped. How'd you do it?"
Sheldon shrugs "Simply being better than Leonard."
Penny mock-winces then laughs "yeah, orders of magnitude better" she says, proudly using her science terminology.
Leslie looks at them both "That's pretty impressive. Would you care to demonstrate?" She playfully strokes a hand down Sheldon's chest but he pulls back.
Penny protests loudly and pushes between them "Hey ! Get your own!"
"it's only for purposes of satisfying my scientific curiosity only. " Though she says 'satisfying' with a purr and a cheeky grin.
To Penny she smiles mischievously "I'll bring him back in one piece, promise. Or it could be both of you if it's a package deal?" she looks curiously between the two of them "I'll do whatever you want."
Penny looks shocked but Sheldon seems to actually consider it for a moment then politely says " While your academic interest does you credit I'm afraid we'll have to decline"
Leslie shrugs "Your loss. "
Sheldon watches her go "Most curious" then he kisses Penny goodbye and turns to solving the secrets of the universe
More Curiosity
She's walking away from Sheldon's office when she hears the sounds of running feet.
"Hey. Hey! hey Penny." She turns and Howard reflexively takes a step backward and raises his hands.
He swallowed nervously then blurts out. "Just wondering, me and Raj are kind of curious. I know it's kind of intrusive and you don't have to answer if you don't want to but it's all so outlandish and weird and we kind of really want to know..."
"Spit it out Howard" she snaps
" Whats the shel-bot like?" he blurts out. "In the sack, I mean".
She raises an eyebrow.
He continues. "Everyone is curious, I mean we all know you're a firecracker and Leonard was a wet blanket, but no one ever thought Sheldon was capable let alone interested - the Number one bet in the Faculty dating pool about his reproductive cycle was that one year he'd eat lots and lots of food, get huge then split down the middle into two mini-Sheldons. So we want to know, what's he like?"
"What's he like? "
"What's he like!?"
She grabs Howard by the collar and pulls him close. She leans in and growls huskily into his ear
"He's Majestic!"
She lets go of his collar and walks away, grinning from ear to ear.
Howard slumps against the wall, stunned and horrified.
