John Phoenix was relaxing in the hammock outside his rental home in the town of Tudors that he is sharing with Ryunosuke, Susato, Sholmes, Iris and also his uncle. It was a sunny day in Tudors today, perfect weather for committing crimes, as well as relaxing in the sun.
John Phoenix looked up.
""Relaxing in the sun" is simply a phrase, it's not safe to actually go inside the sun," he said. John Phoenix saves lives.
"Wise words," said someone.
"I know," said John Phoenix to the person that he was talking to. He knew that person was there. John Phoenix does not talk to himself.
The person came out of the shadows. John Phoenix had seen this guy before on TV, he recognized him instantly due to his distinctive blippy voice and how he looked like he was made out of dough. He was the legendary defense attorney named Conrad Cross!
"What brings you here, Mr. Cross?" said John Phoenix.
"I'm currently seeking out a terrorist organization that wants to nuke the United States."
"That is problematic indeed. Allow me to help you."
John Phoenix and Cross went into Tudors and asked if anyone had seen a terrorist.
"W-We don't have terrorists here, sorry," said Norfolk.
"OBJECTION!" shouted John Phoenix. "Yeah you do!"
John Phoenix slipped his hands into Norfolk's pocket and pulled out a grenade, and it was set!
"Mr. Norfolk, you were planning to blow Cross and me up with this! THAT, my friend, is textbook terrorism!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAH!" screamed Norfolk, synchronized with the grenade as it exploded after but John Phoenix threw it away. "Well too bad, you can't arrest me now 'cause the grenade didn't kill you."
"OH SHIT!" screamed Thomas More. "The Duke of Buckingham's dead!"
John Phoenix looked at where he threw the bomb. Wow! It's true! He accidentally threw the grenade at the Duke of Buckingham!
Norfolk started sweating.
"C-CURSESSSSSSSSSSS!" Norfolk pulled off his hat and put on a new one.
Conrad Cross gasped!
"It can't be! But it is...! That doughy flesh! That blippy voice! That doughy flesh again!"
"Yes, Cross," said the man that used to be called Norfolk. "It is me, the terrorist Hendrick Tray!"
Hendrick Tray ran away. But that was not a sign of resignation to him! John Phoenix gave chase and the chase took them to the hill next to John Phoenix's house, where his loved ones and uncle were still inside!
Tray pointed a giant grenade launcher at the house.
"I am going to BLOW UP your friends and family... unless you can answer my testimonies three!"
Cross raised his fists.
"Careful, John Phoenix. Hendrick Tray's testimonies are exceptionally difficult!"
"What is the point of this?" said John Phoenix.
===WITNESS TESTIMONY 1===
"I am Hendrick Tray, the best terrorist in the world! I came to Tudors with but one purpose... to launch a nuclear bomb at the United States! But then I met John Phoenix and decided to kill him! So I brought a gun."
"OBJECTION!" shouted Cross. "You did not bring a gun... you brought a BOMB!"
"CORRECT!" said Tray. "On with the second test. The "test"imony, if you will."
===WITNESS TESTIMONY 2===
"I-"
John Phoenix grabbed Tray by the collar!
"Listen, TROLL, I came here to stop you, not play stupid games with you!"
"Y-Y-Y-YOU ARE BREAKING THE RULES! I AM GOING TO KILL YOUR FAMILY!" screamed Tray.
John Phoenix beat the little terrorist up and kicked him off the hill and Hendrick Tray was defeated!
The End!
