Lisa was delighted to see him on the screen and she began to cry tears of joy. She began to cry even harder when the Slayer went into view.
"OH MY GOODNESS! YOU TWO ARE OK!" Lisa squealed
Lola stood in the doorway staring Lisa down. "Lisa, can you please not right now, we need to find f-f-find… MOM!"
"LISA, LOLA, WHAT IS ALL THIS SCREAMING ABOUT!" Lori yelled while sitting on the couch with Bobby holding her while watching the dreamboat, but all have been consumed by the demons of hell and the cameraman in hiding in the storage room from a prowler.
Lola ran to the stairwell squealed "LINCOLN AND THE SLAYER ARE ALRIGHT, HE'S HERE!"
Their eyes snapped open and Ronnie peeped her head out of the Dining room and asked: "Did you hear what I think we heard?"
Lori ran upstairs and entered Lisa's room the Casagrades, changs, and the rest of the Louds followed as they began blasting them with questions and comments.
"Where is Linky?!" Leni yelled
"Patience, patience, they are not here in person but we found them," Lola said as she points to the monitor "Lisa can explain your whole multi-what-it-a-do theory."
"Ah yes, well families I have unearthed a method to get the Slayer and Lincoln back and hinder the invasion of our world," Lisa said as she turned to them.
Lisa was about to continue when Rita rushed towards the monitor and squealed in happiness "Oh my baby is ok, where are you, I'll pick you up right now!" Rita yelled
She was going to leave until she was stopped by Lincoln saying "I'm good mom, just a little hurt from a fall into a pool. But to answer your other question, no, you cant pick us up, let Lisa finish."
Rita stood there and blinked a few times "As I was saying, when our father unit and Olivia used my invention to send them to another world, it was only supposed to be used for small jumps in our Universe. But somehow she managed to tweak it and overload it with an outside energy source, which in turn sent him into what I was studying as a web of beyond interstellar comprehension universes, street name, a multiverse, where an infinite amount of possibilities of our timeline. So even if Lola hadn't destroyed the watch, there would be no way to get the same amount of power that she used to send them there." Lisa concluded
"Wait-wait-wait-wait… you are saying that he is in a different universe, that is completely unbelievable." Ronnie Anne said
"Oh, and finding a demigod, knowing hell is real and is invading our earth is not?" Bobby said with a smug face
Ronnie looked at him ad smiled "Touche."
"Ok… so how do we get them back…" Luna paused
"Well, I am getting a little help from our separate universe counterpart. Leon, if you may." Lisa said and then enlarged the screen on the projector. A little boy about Lisa's age came into the room with a bowl cut, green turtle neck, and murky purple pants.
"Greetings our altar universe counterparts." Leon said, " would like to induce that your son will be getting home."
Leni shouted, "GIVE US OUR BROTHER BACK ALREADY!"
Leon calmly replied, "I am trying, consider yourself lucky that I am helping you after what he *points at slayer* did to my brothers."
Carlota raised her hand and asked, "What did he do?"
Leon just flipped the screen into a security camera's view, to where they could see all the boys laying their beds, each one of them with bandages on. There was a tall blonde nursing a black-haired boy that had bandages of his torso, and right leg. While a shooter brown-haired boy carried two young blondes up the stairs. I then flipped to the Dining room view, and there was a gaping hole in the wall with a broken chair on the floor. He then turns it back to his webcam.
"Yeash Leon, what did you do to piss him off?" Carino asked
Leon flipped the camera to the living room view again.
It was silent until, *knock knock*... *BOOM*, the door flew off and hit the stairs which caused it to shatter into minuscule pieces. The Slayer walked in and Lincoln, wearing his costume ran inside and tried to stop the Slayer. But then Lincoln froze when he looked at the stairs, then he stood firm with noticeable beads of sweat, he began to speak to reason with the boys until they heard a shout from the top and suddenly the boy in suspenders came and tried to attack him but failed miserably when he was slammed into the wall. Then a boy in purple tried to attack with a guitar but shattered. The Slayer grabbed the boy by the neck and threw him into 2 young blondes which then slammed into the wall. Then the boy with dark hair came out of the dark dining room and tried to charge at Lincoln, but he was stopped with the Slayer grabbing his leg and slamming him on the floor and kicking him off to the side. Then the final boy came down and attempted to hit him from behind but the Slayer caught the golf club mid-swing and yanked it out of his hands. He snapped it like a small twig and started to approach the other blonde, in retaliation he backed away. He got up in the boy's face and he flicked him in the neck which caused him to faint. Suddenly a door opened and reviled the two boys that were nursing them as they had pistols in their hands. The Slayer approached and pulled out his Chain gun, making the two boys drop their weapons, the gun started to spin, but Lincoln jumped in the way and told the Slayer to chill out.
"As I can see, he definitely has some anger issues," Leon said as the screen came back to him
They all blinked twice before Luna said: "Well little bro, it looks like you have 9 siblings."
"10, actually, our sister unit is a sleepover with her friend units. So that would make us a family of 13" Leon concluded
"Wait you said you hav-" Luan paused until it clicked. She looked at Lisa.
All she said was "Infinite universes, infinite possibilities."
Leon looked at the people that were in the room and noticed, something, peculiar.
"If I may ask, what are those marks on your head required for?" Leon asked while Lincoln was shooting the Slayer's pistol at some toys in the background.
"Oh, this, they are the mark of the Slayer. We think as long as we believe in his crusades, he will come to give us all salvation." Lisa concluded
"I see…" Leon returned, "So you think he is some type of, religious characters, like Jesus, or god."
"Think so, we know so!" Maria shouted in anger
"Mom, mom, calm down, he's just not a believer yet," Bobby said
"Uh yeah, no I am not going to believe something as dumb as that, it's like when Lynn told us Linka was bad luck." Lynn Jr. sank into the back of the crowd to avoid getting death glares
"Well, we are drifting too far from the point. We have found a way to get them back to help with your little… problem." Leon said
"Does anyone else know?" Lisa questioned
"Not for the moment, no," Leon replied
"While we were talking about your problem I have successfully made a map of our multiverse, You are here. *Points to a green dot on a giant screen* And we are here *Points to a red dot on the other side of the map*" Leon said
"What?! That's so far! How are we supposed to drive vanzilla there!" Leni complained
"Aproximatly 402308563x10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Universes away." Lisa concluded.
"Well, how do we get them back? We need to solve this and fast." Sid added
"Well, the energy output to send them here that not even the most efficient fusion reactors and even get 0.00000000000000001% the way there. The woman you are speaking of must have used some other power source… Wait, remember when you showed me the Slayer's memory files, I remember them talking about, some new source they found on mars. Like Agent, Aorgent… ARGENT! That was the source." Leon exclaimed
"Yeah… wait. How do we make argent?" Lana questioned
"Well, it's not like we can go ask Olivia, wait, Luna. Do. You. Have. The. Watch." Lisa said in a stern look
"Uhh. yeah, little dudette." She said as she hands her a watch broken in half
"Great." She says before turning around in her chair and begins to work. There were several sounds of constructions in the making of the watch. She turns to them revealing the device making it look brand new.
"Behold. I have used some of the residues on the watch to use argent energy as a rechargeable power source, this should be able to let them travel between universes. But it will take some time. You see, the more mass the watch has to carry. The shorter the distance it can travel. It usually takes about 24 hours to recharge. The watch by itself can travel the full distance, but with Lincoln and the Slayer, uhhh *Calculating in her head* about 4 jumps. So they should be here in 4 days." Lisa concluded.
They looked at each other and Lisa opened the portal which was now glowing red and threw it in. They looked at the screen and saw the other end other the portal open up and the watch fly through. Lincoln walked over and grabbed it and fitted it on his wrist.
"I must say, Lisa, that was impressive," Leon said
"Well, all in a minutes work," Lisa replied
"So… we wait a day until this thing fully charges," Lincoln said through the screen
"Yes, I suggest you go see this intriguing new world and bring back specimens, for me to study. The watch also has a built-in phone which will give you a direct line to me." Lisa said
"Ok thanks, Lisa," Lincoln said, "I really owe you."
"Binging the Slayer back will be payment enough, things aren't doing so well," Lisa said
"How?" Lincoln squinted his eyes
Lisa pulled up news footage live from a cameraman in Moscow Russia. There were tyrants ripping through the talks like paper. And pain elementals throwing lost souls at the attack helicopters. Mancubuses walked over the lines and began to torch the civilian crowd, Hell Knights followed, consuming all beings that were not from hell.
"Alright… I guess I'll see you when I see you. We'll come back as fast as we can" Lincoln concluded
"Ok… we'll hold out for as long as we can," Lori said
"Alright, see you later," Lincoln said
Call ended
"So… that went well," Lincoln said
"Yes, I suppose you should find something to occupy yourself until you are able to leave," Leon said
Lincoln and the Slayer just stood there in silence until Lincoln asked: "What day is tomorrow?"
"It's Wednesday tomorrow. By 9:00 PM the equipment shall be ready." Leon said
"Ok.. so what do we do. Oh, remember when that girl with white hair asked me out tomorrow. Maybe I'll take her up on the offer." Lincoln said with a smile while rubbing his chin
"Wait… did you say a girl with white hair?" Leon asked
"Yeah… why," Lincoln said
Leon did an arm pump and hugged Lincoln. "My sister unit has finally found a mate. Even if it is with her gender alternative." He squealed but muttered the last part under his breath
"Wait… that's your sister." LIncoln said in shock "What a small world."
"Yes, furthermore did you assume she proposed you to go out," Leon said
"No, she asked me out when we were about to leave the pool party until he *points at the Slayer* dragged me here," Lincoln concluded
The Slayer merely shrugged and left the room.
Lincoln walked out of the room and followed the Slayer. 'Well if we can't do what I want. We can try to go back to that party he was so fanatic about, and get this date over with. But I'm going with him, I feel we aren't alone.' The Slayer thought
The party
"Wow, this party is so much fun," Linka said
"Yeah Linka, I'm totally not regretting lying to our friend and coming to the part." The African American girl said when she crunched her stomach
"Well, I just wish Lincoln was here…" Linka sighed
"Well, speak of the devil and he shall appear." Her friend shot up
Linka looks at the gat and sees Lincoln walking with a towel and Gym shorts with what she presumed was a substitute for swim shorts. Suddenly the same armored figure that he stood in front of came into view, He gripped his fists tightly together, and started to approach a table then stood at the end of it. Lincoln threw his towel on a seat and jumped into the pool. A huge splash followed and Lincoln began to paddle on his back until he struck someone, he looked up and there she was.
"Oh, sorry Linka." Lincoln said
"It's fine," she replied, "Why'd you come back?"
"I told you is I have time, I'll come to see you." He answered
The Slayer looked at this unfold and suddenly he felt a tap on his waist. He turned to see the same redhead there, he sighed and was about to walk away when she said "Hey cutie, I was going to hit the snack bar, wanna join. Besides they don't call me a gentleman's woman for nothing."
He just walked passed her and pushed her aside. He was about to turn to his left and there she stood again. He sighed and put his hand on her mouth when she was going to speak… *Sniff sniff* His head shot up, he remembered that sound, one of the demons he had fought before, he looked to his left and the little girl followed.
"What's wrong?" She asked
Lincoln was in the pool playing water polo with Linka and her friend. He dove underwater and shot up and slammed the ball on their side
"Wow Lincoln *Huff* you're pretty good at this." she complimented
"Yeah *huff* I got practice from my sister Ly-*KA BLAM!*," Lincoln said before getting interrupted by the crack of a shotgun. He turned to see the Slayer with his double-barreled shotgun in his hands. There before him was a specter and its blood all over the girl.
"OH MY GOD!" She yelled in horror
Lincoln's eyes widened and he grabbed Linka and yelled in her face "GET EVERYONE INSIDE NOW!"
She panicked and sputtered "W-w-why?!"
"Because-" He was about to respond until there was a roar of immense volume, he turned to his left and there stood a Baron of hell with a band of hell knights, and militia of imps.
Linka's eye's widened and yelled: "EVERYONE INSIDE THE HOUSE!"
All the kids trampled over each other trying to seek shelter, some were left to die but Lincoln grabbed them by the wrist and dragged them inside.
Two parents came downstairs and shouted, "What on earth is going on here."
Lincoln was about to answer until a boy with yellow swim trunks said "I-I-I don't know!? We were having a good party until some guy came in and started shooting monsters, and there are more of them out there!"
"Nice try Jordan, but your friend haaaaaaa-" The woman said until she opened the curtain and found the Doom Slayer dominating the baron of hell. She witnessed in shock how the man ripped one of its horns and stabbed it in the chest with it. The Slayer dragged it across the beast's chest letting all of its blood and guts spill out.
"Lincoln" Linka held his arm "Can he kill them?" she said shaking
Lincoln looked back and saw him ripping an imps jaw out then pulling his heavy assault rifle out and aimed it at a Hell Knight
"I know he can," Lincoln replied
