This is really short, and for a few moments I considered not putting it up, but this is a crazy, random idea, and a crazy random joke, the kind that people of the lower IQ look to as dumb (Read: pun) is what got my on here in the first place, so I thought, Why not?
SAM
What we need is a few good rados.
GOLLUM
(spinning to SAM, worried) What's rados, precious? What's rados? Eh?
SAM
(impatiently) sil-ver-ad-os. Soil them, crash them, stick them in some glue. Lovely big trucks with a nice piece of silver paint.
GOLLUM spits at the very thought.
SAM looks to him, proud of his imagery.
SAM (CONT'D)
Even you couldn't say no to that.
GOLLUM (indignant) Oh, yes, we could. Spoil a nice truck.
