Ding Ding
"Hi welcome to the Burp'n Burger, can I take… your…. O-order." The woman at the register gasped as she looked up from the tablet
The Slayer's Lincoln looked up to the menu and took off his helmet as he was looking at what to get. The Slayer was tapping his foot impatiently as the Slayer's Lincoln took forever.
"Iiiii'll have a plate of cheese fries please." The Slayer's Lincoln said
"O-ok. W-would you l-like something S-Sr." The Lady said as she vigorously placed the order
The Slayer shook his head as he responded to the woman's question. She took the tablet then calculated the prices and printed the receipt.
"T-that will b-be $8.83 S-Sr." The woman responded
The Slayer patted his armor to check for his wallet but immediately stopped when he realized he didn't even have pockets. The Slayer's Lincoln did the same but he realized that it was in his room in the other dimension. They looked at each other and looked back at the clerk.
"Sorry, we don't have anything. Can we please have this for free please." The Slayer's Lincoln begged
"I'm sorry kid, you have to pa-" The clerk responded before a hand slammed on the table with 10 dollars in it.
"Give it to the kid, it's on me." A voice said
The turned to find Lori with her wallet on her other hand. The leaned to either side of her and there stood the universe doubles of Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lincoln, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa with Lily in her hands. The looked at each other and threw on a confused look.
"Thank you, mam." The clerk said as she wiped the sweat from her forehead "Your order should be ready in 5 minutes."
The Slayer's Lincoln took the receipt and looked at them.
"Thanks… I guess." He said
They walked to the nearest booth as the Slayer's Lincoln sat in first and then the Slayer followed. But they threw on confused looks when the other Louds began to sit as well.
"Uhhhh, is there anything we can do for you." The Slayer's Lincoln said as he was being squished as Lynn sat next to him.
They stayed silent as they finished climbing in. There was a good minute of quiet until Lori spoke up again. "Thanks, twerp."
"What? Why?" The Slayer's Lincoln questioned
"For saving the mall from those terrible monsters, silly," Leni said as she booped him on the nose
The Slayer's Lincoln flinched at the sudden contact. He turned his attention to Lucy who was sitting down, twiddling her thumbs and murmuring things.
"What's wrong with her?" The Slayer's Lincoln asked Lynn as she was poking the Slayer's soft part of the armor
"Oh her, she's just upset that she and her ghoul, goth, vampire boyfriend can't be with her." Lynn put it bluntly
"Huh, well our Lucy learned it the haaarrrr- WAIT DONT TOUCH THAT." The Slayer's Lincoln panicked as he saw Lola and Lana fiddling with his spear.
The Slayer's Lincoln yanked the spear from their hands as Lana was poking herself with the tip.
"Heyyy- I was playing with that." Lana wined
"Look Lana, this is a weapon for killing demons. Not a child's toy." He said while tucking the spear to his elbow
"Well, this princess wants to play with the knight's spear," Lola said while brushing her hair out of her face.
"Lolls, listen to him, I don't think you want them to do the same thing they did to these monsters," Luna said
The Slayer looked at her and Luna returned the look.
"Ok, what's the real reason you guys are here? Because it's certainly not just to play with our weapons and thank us." The Slayer's Lincoln asked
They looked at each other and there was a stillness of sound. The Slayer's fist's clenched, unnerving the children. Leni was about to speak up but there was still nothing to be said as she pipped back down.
Finally, Luna picked up the slack and asked: "What are we like during the invasion?"
The Slayer and his Lincoln looked at each other before he said: "Is that what you want to know?"
"Y-yeah, we want to know what your world is doing to stop the invasion." Lucy pipped up.
"Well…" The Slayer's Lincoln began "Our world from the information that our Lisa gave us is that or world has spit up into multiple religious groups. The top 3 being Christians, trying to stop the invasion with the work of God, but it hardly seems to do a thing. The Satanists, the ones who already accepted their fate and believe if they help with the invasion, they will be spared."
"What about the 3rd one?" Luan asked
"Well, this one is about the prophecy of the Slayer. They think if they believe hard enough, the Slayer would return to them and defeat the monsters from the unholy abyss. They would make sacrifice after sacrifice just for him to save them." He put it bluntly
"T-then why are you here?" Lori asked
"I already told you when we destroyed your house." He said
"Oh, yeah," she responded
"And when you said sacrifices, what did you mean?" Luan said
"Oh on a rage from blood sacrifices to giving up their wives to the Slayer," Lincoln responded
The Slayer turned to him and gave the most confused face of all time.
The waitress walks over and puts down a plate of cheese fries in front of him and says "Thank you for choosing the Burp'n Burger. Please come back soon."
"Thanks" The Slayer's Lincoln responded as he put his attention back on the family before pitting 3 fries in his mouth, "Is there anything else?"
"Uhhhhhh, Oh yeah. What are we like?" Leni cheered
"Oh… Well… Who wants to know their universe counterpart first." The Slayer's Lincoln said
"I should first because I'm literally the oldest," Lori spoke up before anyone else could say a word
"Oh… ok, well you are still 17 in our universe, but when the Great Lakes city was under attack, you and Bobby saved me and brought me to the hospital. When we went home we scanned the Slayer's memories and realized that he has been fighting these monsters for thousands of years. So you and Bobby going the new religion that we spoke about. They believed that any child born from parents that were wed by the Slayer would have the same abilities. So you and Bobby asked the Slayer before he left to wed you and him. But we were sent here before he could." He concluded
Lori bushed vigorously while the Slayer just looked at him in confusion even more.
'Since when did I wed people to give their crotch demons, powers?' The Slayer thought to himself
"I'll do Luna next." He said after swallowing another fry "So after the Slayer saved you and brought you home, we think you developed kind of, well a crush on him. And ever since he left you were sleeping with the blanket he gave you to shield you from the cold, you would ask us daily if there was any news about the Slayer. We always said no but when we brought him back to the house after the attack on the hospital, you would care for his every need, and you even tried to have him sleep in your room with Carlota, Lisa, CJ, and Hector. But we put a stop to it because it kinda got weird. But when we were banished by our dad, you would pray every day for his return."
The Slayer's face turned to Luna and made the most weirded out and WTF face behind his visor as Luna returned the look while blushing.
"The rest of you… well, you guys didn't really play a huge part during the last few chapters of this fanfic, but you guys were hiding in the attic while the Slayer was saving us from the hospital. And when we got home, you guys helped us take care of him while we were trying to comfort him." The Slayer's Lincoln concluded
They looked at each other and give a sigh.
"Well, how do you expect to get home to stop the invasion?" Lynn asked
The Slayer's Lincoln flicked his wrist to reveal the watch under his chainmail armor. They all oooed at the watch as it flashed an assortment of colors and showed a map of some kind. The other Lincoln about grabbed it but the Slayer's Lincoln slapped his hand away.
"Hey, what was that for." the other Lincoln wined as he rubbled his wrist
"Look, you don't want to touch this. This could A, get us sent to another dimension that's farther from our goal, or B, send more monsters here." The Slayer's Lincoln sad
"Oh, sorry," he replied
"Wait if you like totes need to go, why don't you go right now," Leni questioned
"Well you see, this watch doesn't use normal power. It uses new renewable energy called Argent. Able to send beings from one dimension to another one. But it usually takes 24 hours to recharge." The Slayer's Lincoln concluded
"So, if you cant part now, is there some means to replenish it faster?" Lisa asked
"Well, that'll take quite a lot of energy. And there is no demon that can hold that much power" The Slayer's Lincoln said as his mind thought of the battle with the Cyberdemon which made something click "unless… they… are… a champion."
"Is something bothering you?" Lucy questioned
The Slayer's Lincoln downed his fries and grabbed his helmet and spear.
"We have to leave." He said
They all looked at the Slayer as he suddenly got the memo and was about to leave too. They all got out of the booth and the Slayer and his Lincoln ran out of the Burp'n Burger. They once again left them confused, alone, and hungry.
Royalwoods mall (1 hour and 56 minutes after the Cyberdemon attacked)
"We come to you live from the Royalwoods mall. About 2 hours ago there was a fight on what police say was on biblical proportions. By standards say that the monsters that attacked civilians at the mall and area's close to it." A young reporter said "When police and other authorities arrived, they did all they could to stop them but it did very little to nothing to the demons that attacked. But suddenly they all stopped their assault on their civilians and began to attack a man in green armor that most people call the 'Doom Slayer' and his knight. We have several eyewitnesses that were in this situation. Some military units were dispatched here to put this area under quarantine."
She waited until the red light turned off then she sighed as 2 tanks rolled right past her.
"Mick, if I don't get real footage of this 'doom man' then I'm in deep trouble." The female reporter said
"Well, we have footage that says demons exist, isn't that good enough for the big man?" Mick replied
"No. He told personally that my reports on stories aren't good, in fact, they suck. And if we can't get a live interview with this guy. I'm fired" she said
"Fired?!" Mick panicked "But I love working with you, Karla. L-like when we busted that drug deal in that warehouse one time, that was pretty cool."
"Yeah, but we were the 8th news reporters there. The news was already out there." She sighed "We need to find who this 'Slayer' is. That would be a story. I imagine 'Karla Shropshire and Mick Gordon. Finder of who the savior of humanity is.'" She said as she put her hand up to moton the words she spoke.
"That would be very cool, but it's not like we can approach the man. You've seen what he did to those monsters." Mick Replied
"Did you just assume I can't do it" she giggled "If I can convince my boss to try one more time then I can convince him to answer some questions."
"Well when that happens, I'll be the music director for 2 large 1st person shooter hits." Mick laughed he punched her in the shoulder
"Yeah, and I'll be the writer and story designer for some large hit children's cartoon." She playfully punched him back
Mick was about to put his arm around her but the sound a military personnel yelling caught their attention.
"HEY, THIS IS PROPERTY OF THE US MILITARY! STEP OFF THE PREMISSIS OR WE WILL BE FORCED TO USE NO LETHAL FORCE!" He shouted
They turned their heads and their mouths hit the floor. There stood in front of them were the people they were searching for, the same ones they were meant to find. Karla stumbled on her heel from shock but managed to keep composure. She raised the mic to her mouth and Mick raised his camera. The Slayer and his Lincoln were being heckled by military officers as they approached. They went through the men like wet toilet paper. They kept on threatening the Slayer but they knew if they attacked, they were all dead men.
"E-excuse me s-sr." She timidly said, "C-can we ask you some questions?"
The Slayer stopped his advancements and turned to the reporter.
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
The Slayer turned to his left to find a tank barrel of an M1 Abrams 1 foot away from his face. Mick turned the camera on as they were about to witness the tank blow a hole in the Slayer. But something happened that made the tank crew and everyone in a 1-mile radius stomach drop. The Slayer grasped the barrel and.
KREEEEEEEEEEEE
The Slayer bent it to the point where it was facing the tank. The tank crew put it in reverse and drove the tank away as it looked like the Slayer didn't break a sweat while doing it. Mick kept rolling as they filmed the tank retreating in fear. He snapped his head back to the reporter and she was clenching the mic to the point where it started to crack. But the cracking didn't replace the fear this man spoon-feeding her. The Slayers Lincoln just sighed as he was done answering questions, he was tired of going through the same shit with everyone.
"C-c-c-can we p-p-please ask some questions about y-y-you please." She sputtered out
"..."
"W-w-where do y-you come from?" She asked
"..."
"W-what is y-your n-name?" she asked
"..."
"W-w-why did you come here?" She asked again
"..."
"W-what the hell are y-you," she asked
"..."
The Slayer grabbed her whole entire arm and yanked her to him. She yelped as she felt the grasp of him around her arm. She felt her arm go numb as she looked at his visor and see the faint eyes of rage. She remembered the eyes are a way into the soul… but him… he had no love… only hatred… anger… annihilation. These 5 seconds made her think God was dead… and he killed him.
"Doom" He grumbled at her
He threw her on Mick as she fell on him.
"I got you," He said as he pushed her up.
They looked back at them and they began to walk past the military personnel that was in shock. They stepped out of their path, not even trying to challenge him. They walked up to a crane that was pulling the carcass of the Cyberdemon. The Slayer pulled out his gauss cannon and shot the chain that held it.
KA TRA BOOOOM
The body of the champion fell on the concrete as the Slayer and his Lincoln approached. They were confused about why they did that but they didn't even question it. The Slayer walked right up to its chest plate and put his gauss cannon away. He shoved his fist where a big red spot was and yanked out a metal stick. The military personnel gripped their weapons fiercely and aimed it at the Slayer. They expected anything but then what happened next. The boy with the spear jabbed it into to metal rod and red sparks started to fly out. A device on his wrist was glowing intensely and then absorbed all the lightning that originally came from the metal stock and it suddenly stopped.
"Ok… it's ready." the boy said, "This will bring us one dimension closer to our goal."
The Slayer nodded and he gave him a thumbs up. The boy tapped his watch and it shot out the thunder again but it formed a large disk with a black center. They looked at each other and then nodded, they both ran into the portal and suddenly it closed without a trace. Mick and Karla stood there in shock and confused.
Mick broke the silence by saying "I got the footage."
"I-I don't think that was a good interview." She responded
"But it's the only one we got," Mick said back
She shook her head to snap herself out of her trance and looked at Mick.
She sighed and said, "Ok, we'll work with what we got."
Mick laughed and said, "Not going to lie, this 'doom guy's' voice sounds familiar to me."
"Same here, that boy that he's traveling with reminds me of some's voice but I can't remember who." She said rubbing her arm where the Slayer grabbed her
They started to walk back to the news van and they began to leave the quarantine zone.
"Hey, Mick?" She said
"Yeah?" He responded
"Can we listen to the new song you made on the way back to the office?" She asked
"Oh, BFG Division? Sure, why not?" he laughed it off
