The Headmaster of Beacon stared out of his observation window as the Bullhead carrying the students and the new Imperial Guardsmen landed safe, from what he saw from the cameras the Imperials handled themselves rather well when they were surrounded by the Grimm, he took note on how their swords seemed to cut through the Grimm better than that of the sharpest blades around Beacon.

He wouldn't admit it, but seeing Hansel get tackled and licked by the very large… dog? Wolf-thing? Was pretty funny, in a strange aspect cute as well. What he took note of the encounter however was the strange fondness Hansel had for the beast, it was reminiscent of the way a child would play with a dog.

Perhaps keeping the dog around would be a good idea…

A message from Glynda drew him from his thoughts, 'We are coming up, please for Dust sake have some aspirin waiting for me, some tea too?'

The Headmaster chuckled typing his reply, 'Yes Glynda. Would you like me to rub your feet as well?'

'Could you?' She asked with a sad face emote.

"Never change do you?" Ozpin asked himself.

'Yes Glynda, I'll rub your feet, just bring the Imperials up here.'


Back with the students…

"There we were, the whole tank battalion was lined up with guns in the air, hundreds of thousands of Armageddon troops and Death Korpsmen stood with lasrifles aimed down the minefields as the Green-Tide amassed with their Shootas loaded and Choppas sharpened to gut an Imperial." Julius said with his arms spread and unmasked voice low.

Ruby had asked him to tell everyone about how he and Hansel met, and being the natural orator that he was he had to say it like a campfire story. It already caught both Ruby and Nora's childlike attention, everyone else was listening while picturing the scene the best they could, except for the other Imperials they already knew what that type of setting looked like.

"The Ork Army shouted their infamous 'WAAAGH!' battle cry, signaling their charge, pretty soon the presiding Lord Commissar gave my battalion the go ahead to light up the Greenskins with volleys of HE rounds. Then came the infantry firing volleys of lasrifle rounds and lascannon rounds into the bulk of the Ork charge, killing dozens of those lousy green aliens for every inch they came closer to us."

Ruby and Nora had both let out small 'oohs' and 'ahhs' as they listened to the story.

"As easy as the battle seemed I knew better than to think that we were done for the day, just over the horizon two columns of Kill Burstas and Battlefortresses came over the ridge, flanked by two dozen Warbikes and Warbuggys each with two passengers firing Red Rockets aplenty at us with no sign of letting up, in a mere five seconds I saw twenty men die from one rocket."

Ruby and Nora both gasped, along with some of the other people that were listening more intently now.

"One call from the Commissar and in less than a second the Kriegan Artillery crew unleashed a barrage of cluster rounds in the thick if the Ork armor, sending green parts here and there, fire engulfing whatever was in the way. It seemed like we were going to win the battle with minimal casualties, the day however would not end like that."

Hansel rolled his eyes, Julius was making the battle seem very dramatic… maybe it was and he just didn't care too much about it.

"From the polluted clouds four Blitz-Bommers came down raining bombs across the trench line while firing their guns at the infantry, shredding whomever wasn't fast enough to dive down to avoid the bullets. Eventually the Hydra anti-air tanks shot the bastards down, ironically they crashed into their own heavy tanks, hahaha, stupid Orks!"

Nicholas and Saladin both laughed in agreement. Edison however crossed his arms and muttered something along the lines of, "Stupid non-Machine Spirit using garbage."

"But during that whole period of time my tank's gun got knocked offline and my Leman Russ tank was on fire, so my boys and I jumped out as fast as we cold before the damn thing exploded. Because of the explosion the left flank where I was stationed had gotten broken up, this small gap of time where they weren't shooting the Orks a whole bunch of Gretchin Orks, small guys around our size, came running through with axes and looted guns."

At this time Julius stopped to pull out a small book from his coat and flipped to a page that showed several sketches and pictures of the humanoid Goblin looking creatures, disgusting and intriguing the Remnant natives.

"Yeah, I was fighting off a few of them with my shotgun until I got an ax across the gut." Julius parted his coat and lifted up his fatigues to show the scar across his toned abdomen, earning a few gasps at the scar, a small 'ooh' coming from Coco as she eyed Julius like a piece of meat, not that he was complaining.

"After I got axed I fell down trying to hold in my guts from spilling, but the Gretchins were gathered around with barred fangs ready to chew my delicious royal hide… that was until this jammy xeno killing pious deadman walking came in!" Julius chuckled grabbing Hansel with an arm around his shoulders.

"He just drops down from above my broken tank, impaling a Greenie with his lasrifle's bayonet, he turned to the xenos and glared at them with the type of icy coldness only Kriegsmen could give-"

Sorry Weiss, you've been out chilled.

"- and they started shivering and crying out in pure unadulterated terror! He tore his rifle out from the alien filth and charged at the Gretchins without a single care in the world! He stabbed, shot, and bludgeoned with the most ferocious amount of accuracy I ever did saw. By the time he was done with them a medic had managed to get my bleeding gut under control."

The elevator doors opened and the small group entered, albeit a bit cramped.

"If that didn't attest to the badassness of Hansel then it was when a Gretchen straggler shot him in the left arm with a shotgun, it tore right through skin and bone with a terrible noise. Most men would've been on the ground crying and screaming… he just looked at his arm as it hung by a string from his coat then back to the Gretchen that jammed the shotgun. He took his severed arm in hand and then beat the alien bastard to death with it!"

Silence dwelled for a second as some of the students looked at Hansel with gaping mouths.

"What?" He asked raising a brow at the stares.

"You beat an alien to death, with your own arm?" Yang asked slowly with a deadpan.

"Yes, it shot my arm off, so out of spite I beat him to death with it." Hansel said with the calmest voice imaginable.

"Damn," Coco muttered, "that's pretty hardcore."

"Yeah it is, but the best part is what happened next," Julius said barely containing his laughter, "so I shout at him, 'What the frakk man?! Are you alright? Your arm its-"

"Just a flesh wound." Hansel interrupts as he recalled his exact words.

The guardsmen and Techpriest busted out laughing at the situation, but the other non-Imperials just starred at the lack of empathy and dark humor being displayed by the Imperial soldiers.

Glynda had just about enough of it, her head was pounding now, her heart was no longer aching for just Hansel's pain but now the pain of three other boys and… whatever the fuck the last guy was. How could children like them be put through so much pain and torment? What sick deities were watching this unfold? Why damnit?!


In the Warp, a fuckall of space and time…

Four Chaotic Deities, two Orkish Gods, and one God Emperor sit on a humongous couch built out of the thickest iron, padded by the thickest silk, courtesy of both Khorne and Slaanesh.

"You know at first I hadn't thought much of this show… but now I'm liking it." The Blood God said as he munched on some Soulcorn.

"It's very campy with diverse character traits." Nurgle said as he reclined… more of less sank in between the cushions of the couch, "Too bad the first season is coming to a close, and there is no certainty on when season two will air."

"Show? Seasons?! This was supposed to be a meeting of the Gods!" A certain fifth outcast cried shaking his fists from a Holy Lazyboy chair, "Leave MY world alone!"

His protests were ignored by the other Gods except for One, "That it was Malal, but now it is our new past time."

Malal snarled at the golden armored humanoid, "This is my world! You and I had an agreement Anathema! I allow your humans to live there and test my Daemons out against them as my ultimate weapon!"

Khorne burst out laughing, "Your ultimate weapon? A fifteen year old girl can take them on!"

"Fuck you Khorne!"

A silky voice rang out, "I heard my favorite activity being shouted out! Who wants some Slaanesh?" Asked the very… *gag, retch* strange looking… God? Goddess? Thing with magic powers.

"NOBODY!" Every God shouted, even the Ork Gods who were currently hiding behind the Emperor.

Said Emperor sighed, "Mork, Gork. Please let go of my legs."

"Uhuh!" Both Ork Gods said as they clung to the golden metal encased legs, "Deyz shiny!"

"Ugh… Tzeentch! Hows the popcorn coming?" The Emperor called over to the Divine Kitchen area.

The Octopus looking God with a thousand faces floated over into the room with several bowls, "It's done Anathema, here's your bowl."

Khorne sighed as he received his bowl, "Why are we doing this again? Instead of killing each other? You know, fun stuff?"

Tzeentch wagged his finger at Khorne, "It's because we decided long ago to try and act like civilized deities and have discussions about our strategies as Chaos Undivided, then you got bored with it-"

"Because you kept on changing the fucking plans!"

"- because they were terrible plans. And well, we've practically won already."

"Fuck you four!" The Emperor and Malal cried shaking their fists at the cocky four.

"STOP INTERRUPTING TZEENTCH!" The God of Knowledge cried out, inadvertently destroying several minor Daemon worlds, "And we decided that we all work too hard, so we decided to have truce every weekend to act like civilized beings."

"Uhuh," Khorne said with disinterest, "Hey Anathema?"

"What?" The Emperor asked with a sneaking suspicion of what Khorne was about to say.

"Horus."

"Fuck you."

"Hehehehehe," The Blood God chuckled, "never gets old."

The Emperor wasn't done with him yet though, "Skarbrand."

"FUCK OFF!"

The other Gods collectively sighed, "Guys, can we go back to watching the show?" Nurgle asked sighing out a cloud of diseases.

"Fine!" Both Gods said as they turned away from each other with their arms crossed.

Tzeentch grabbed the remote and pressed the play button to Godly TV.


Back to the actual story…

The new guardsmen and Techpriest gasped in amazement as they entered the massive office Ozpin occupied, said man in green was sitting at his desk with four steaming mugs of coffee waited with yellow sticky notes on them, each with a guardsman's name, the fourth being Edison's.

"Ozpin stood with a smile, "Gentlemen, please come in and have a seat. CFVY, JNPR, you may leave. Team RWBY has to stay for a minute, for a matter that includes them."

Team CFVY gave silent nods as they turned their backs and left the room with JNPR following.

"Nicholas a gentleman? Now that's something." Edison said as a mechandrite took a steamy mug.

"What a strange attachment you seem to have, may I ask what exactly are you Edison?" Ozpin asked as his eyes studied every mechanical appendage the Techpriest had.

"As I told your subordinate, I am a Techpriest, I make sure the Machine Spirit that dwells within all machines functions appropriately and by Imperial law. As a Mechanicus I have the sole duty of performing rituals that strengthen the machines."

"Wow, that sounds amazing, and if I heard correctly from the security footage you said you were one hundred years old?"

"One hundred and twenty."

"I see," The enigmatic man said swirling his drink in his mug, "Hansel has let on very little about the Imperium of Man, in fact as a punishment for something he did a few days ago he's supposed to write a basic summary for the Imperium.

The guardsmen's mouths dropped, "A BASIC SUMMARY!?"

Even Edison was surprised, "Th-that is thousands of years of history right there, most scholas can't even hold all of that knowledge."

"I just wanted the bare basics."

Edison sighed, "That would be a month of writing. What did he do that was so wrong?"

"Hansel beat, maimed, and nearly drowned one of my students after said student harassed him and tore a page from his notebook."

Julius raised a brow, "He didn't kill them? Geez, people that do that are usually beaten to death, what stopped him?"

Ozpin nodded over to Ruby, "She managed to calm him down."

The guardsmen and the Techpriest stared dumbfounded at the huntress in training.

"Well bloody hell." Julius said sipping the hot beverage, "That takes some skill. I wouldn't be able to do that and I'm his best friend."

Ozpin raised a brow to this, "Very interesting Mister Romano… I have an offer for you boys, and you Edison."

The newly arrived Imperials looked at each other, then at Ozpin.

"My academy trains huntsmen, people charged with the protection of the people of Remnant, all people. That includes the Faunus." Ozpin stated very clearly.

The reason being he wanted to see if the other Imperials were as… uncompromising as Hansel.

Nicholas nodded, "As long as they serve the Emperor like me."

Julius nodded as well, slower, "Yes, as long as they serve the Emperor."

Saladin seemed mildly uncomfortable, "Have it no other way, Ave Imperator."

Hansel of course had steam coming out of his helmet.

"Good," Ozpin said, "the monsters we fight are the Creatures of Grimm, the very same creatures you gentlemen slayed with an impressive amount of skill. So I ask you three, would you like to join my school? Engage in the school's curriculum to learn more about ways to dispatch the Grimm, have lodging and three square meals a day, and possibly become protectors of the world."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa- did you say food?" Nicolas asked with all seriousness.

"Yes."

"Frakk it, I'm in. Kill Xeno beasts and get food? All I need to know."

Saladin nodded, sparring a quick glance at Weiss, "If that is how I can serve the Emperor then so be it."

"For the Omnissiah." Edison said standing with his back erect.

Julius cracked his neck, "As long as Hans is by my side I think we can wipe these beasts off of the planet, you got yourself a deal sir."

Ruby's eyes bulged, 'He does know Hansel is on my team, right?'

"Very good then, since Edison is too old to be a student, perhaps a job in the Forge?" The Mechanicus nodded, "Very well, but a team of three is no good at Beacon, luckily I can switch Hansel over to your team. Since he's not exactly a member of Team RWBY, he can be a part of your new team."

Ruby's whole world just seemed to break into glass right there, 'OH COME ON! HE JUST BASICALLY ACCEPTED THAT HE WAS MY BOYFRIE- DAMN IT!'

"What will our new team be named?"

"I will have to think of that, give me a day. Until then you may stay in guest dorms before you can settle into an empty team dorm. Hansel, you will also be staying with Team RWBY's dorm until your team is officially formed. Oh and your dog can stay, as long as you clean up after him."

Hansel saluted with almost unnoticeable enthusiasm, unless you were fluent in Kriegan body language like Julius, "Sir, I will inform you that Jaeger does not leave any waste, his breed is designed to absorb all materials that enter his stomach."

"Even better, now can you lead your fellow Imperials to the mess hall?"

"Sir, yes sir." He answered flatly.

"Lead the way to the food Hans, your squad mates are starving!" Julius said dramatically pointing to the door.

Jaeger barked wagging his tail as he followed his master and his companions to the elevator.

After making sure the Imperials were away Ozpin sighed, "I don't think I'll understand the type of worlds they come from. I commend you girls on the way you handled Mister Hansel."

"Thank you sir." The team answered, albeit weakly on Ruby's part.

"You may leave now," The team turned to leave but Ozpin grabbed Ruby's shoulder last second, "is there something wrong Miss Rose? You seem to be upset again."

"Wha, oh no, nothing is-" Ozpin starred at her with a frown, "-guess there is no use fibbing. I'm kind of upset Hansel is leaving the room is all."

A smirk crossed Ozpin's face, "You know he isn't leaving the school right?"

Ruby began pressing her index fingers together glancing off to the side, "I know! It's just… well… we just started being boyfriend and girlfriend… I think, yeah defiantly did."

A genuine look of surprise came over the Headmasters face, "Are you serious?"

"Literally this morning."

"Well that sounds very unfortunate then," The Headmaster was still smirking, "oh well, I guess in a day, maybe two he'll move into the Imperial dorm… it's not like you can't spend those two days with just him, or visit his dorm."

It was at that moment Ruby connected the dots, "You're right! We could spend some quality time together during that window of time! Then maybe on the weekend I can plan a romantic date in Vale and talk all about our future together!"

Ozpin and Glynda sort of deadpanned, 'They literally just started, and she's already talking about the future?'

"Thanks Professor!" Ruby said as she dotted out of the room FTL (Faster Than the speed of Light)

"Hmmm," Ozpin murmured, "well I guess that settles that."

"Yes it does," Glynda grumble as she loosened her hair, much to Ozpin's liking, "now what were we supposed to do?"

The Headmaster rolled his eyes with a grin as he brought Glynda's tea out from behind his desk along with the aspirin, "Such a primadonna."

"Am not!"

"Says the woman that's about to get a foot-rub, from her boss." He said keeping eye contact when he could've very well saw up her skirt.

"Hmph, well the boss also spends his mornings with his Vice Headmistress… in very compromising positions." Glynda said in a very silky voice.

A grin crossed his face as Miss Goodwitch grabbed him by the tie, "What can I say, I love a woman that can take charge."


Whoa, whoa! This is a kid's show! You fucking perverts! I'm not that kind of writer!


In the lunchroom…

"By the Throne." Julius muttered as his eyes scanned the varieties of foreign and exquisite foods that he only thought the really royal could afford, but here he was, standing in front of a feast fit for the Feast of the Emperor's Ascension. A most cherished Imperial holiday.

"I don't know where to start comrades," Nicholas said with a tear leaving his eye, "it's so divine."

Saladin closed his eyes and prayed that he wasn't dreaming, "It looks so real and good."

"Seriously you guys, its food, quit staring and start eating." Edison said rolling his metallic eyes.

Hansel directed them to the trays, "I haven't tried much of the food here, but I can say it is infinitely better than rations."

"How the hell did you decide on what to get Hans? There's so many frakking choices!" Julius exclaimed enthusiastically.

"Ruby helped me pick out what to eat."

The guardsmen deadpanned, awkwardly staring at Hansel in disbelief.

Even Edison had a look of disbelief, "That little red girl picked your food."

"Ja. She picked out my food for me because I didn't know what to pick."

Julius picked up a tray biting back a chuckle, "Whipped."

Instantly Saladin and Nicholas burst out laughing like mad men, Julius following along with them as they collected their food.

Hansel frowned, "What?"

"Mate, you're whipped. She's obviously calling the shots in your relationship."

"Yes, and that's bad how?"

Nicholas scratched the back of his neck nervously, "Well- you know, it's not exactly man-"

Julius stopped him with a swift kick to the ass before Nicholas said anything stupid, "Managing the relationship the right way!"

"…how do you mean?" Hansel asked.

"Well it's alright to let your girl have some reign over you, but you as a Kriegan man need to show her you also have equal power in the relationship." Julius reasoned while giving a, 'what the frakk?' look to Nicholas.

"Hmmm," Hansel tapped his mask in contemplation, "I guess I should."

Julius said pulling up a chair at a lunch table, "now tell me, what do you know about this Coco woman?"

Hansel sighed, "Really Julius?"

"Yes!"


And concludes the latest chapter of the Death Korps of RWBY, now it seems like I have a few questions to answer...

1. The Gods watching TV together was an idea my Beta Reader and I came up when we were messing around in PM and started creating skits for it. Its a satire, don't get butt-hurt and fill up the reviews with that shit.

2. The reason why Hansel had a fraternal twin sister is that I'm using the "Love and Krieg" science with the Vitae Womb, since it simulates a human womb then in theory there should be a possibility of the womb producing twins if it does in fact simulate human childbirth.

3. An answer to Mojo1586 and his question: my criteria is if I think they look cool or wear masks and I also have a dart board with Imperial Regiments on it, so I pick them that way. If I hadn't done Saladin I would've made a Gaunt's Ghost Tanith First and Only sniper character.

4. Enjoy this Chibi Korpsisode!


The title "Chibi Korps of RWBY" appears suddenly, the main cast appear on screen. Saladin appears next to Weiss waving his Khalig sword, Nicholas appears in a headlock via Yang. Julius is seen waving an Imperial flag on top of the Rose emblem, while Hansel is seen carrying Ruby bridal style as she waves.

Scene 1.

Chibi Ruby glares angrily at a bowl full of thick cookie dough that wouldn't budge no matter how hard she tried to move it. From the edge of the screen Chibi Hansel leaps onto the table and looks at the bowl with a tilted head. Without much thought or effort he walks up to the bowl and starts stirring the dough as if it was the easiest thing in the world.

Chibi Ruby's left eye twitches as she growls in frustration, "Hyyyyah!" she jumps up into the air using her semblance and does a double drop kick right into Chibi Hansel's face out of frustration.

Chibi Hansel smacks right into a bag of flour safely. Chibi Ruby gasps realizing what she did and immediately Rosewarps to him to make sure he was alright. Chibi Hansel wipes the flour from his eyepieces and stares at Chibi Ruby as she stands before him twiddling her thumbs muttering she was sorry. In retaliation he picks her up over his head and drops her in the flour.

Scene 2.

Chibi Nicholas strokes his mustache as he and Chibi Saladin draw swords on each other outside of Beacon near the fountain. Chibis Yang, Weiss, and Edison watch; Edison and Yang waving Nicholas flags while Weiss waves a Saladin flag.

Chibi Nicholas strikes first with an over head strike, one Saladin blocks effortlessly, Saladin pushes his sword upwards to knock Nicholas backwards. Chibi Saladin thrusts forwards, only to be parried by Chibi Nicholas, Saladin punches his fist outwards striking Chibi Nicholas in the gut.

He soon regrets this as Nicholas burps in his face.

With one whiff of Nicholas's alcohol laced breathe he coughs dramatically before fainting. Chibi Nichoals raises his fists in the air, taking a swig of Amesac in the process. Chibi Yang runs over to him and kisses him on the cheek before embracing him in a spine cracking hug, one which he tries to escape by calling for Edison's help.

Chibi Edison completely ignores him and stares at a butterfly instead.

Chibi Weiss walks over to Chibi Saladin and pulls him into a standing position, she smiles pecking him on the cheek, making him thrust his fist in the air shouting, "YES!"

Scene 3.

Chibi Weiss and Chibi Saladin stand together observing an expertly created sand-snowman guardsman. One which a Chibi Montresor from the bushes throws a rock at, making the sand sculpture fall down.

"Mwuahahahahahaha!" He laughs with his hands on his hips.

Both Chibi Weiss and Saladin frown and throw rocks at Chibi Montresor, making him retreat in a flash of light.

Scene 4.

"Rosenrot?" Chibi Hansel calls out while walking into RWBY's dorm.

"Now that's a Katana!" Chibi Ruby says with a perverted grin while looking at a picture from Blake's book.

"Rosenrot!? Stop reading that heretical garbage!" Chibi Hansel demands pointing dramatically.

Chibi Ruby frowns at him and then smiles with a sly grin, "Then let me read A Guardsman's Ambition".

Chibi Hansel sweatdrops, "Uh, no! That is, uh, confidential!"

Chibi Ruby wags her finger, "Hypocrite!"

Scene 5.

The Chibi Champions of Chaos stand on a mountain top with several Chibi Blood Pact soldiers standing by, in the distance Vale could be seen.

"Soon we shall burn this city to the ground!" Chibi Khan says waving a flaming Daemonic sword.

"For Chaos Undivided!" Chibi Montresor shouts waving a banner.

"For Ch-"

"AAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-"

Chibi Bubonicos scratches his head, "What the hell is that?"

"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-"

Chibi Caligularii looks behind and in front of the group, "Its getting clos-"

"-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Out of nowhere Sly Marbo came from the sky smashing five of the Blood Pact cultists off of the mountain.

"What the fuck!?" A Chibi Blood Pactman screeched right before getting punted into a passing Nevermore.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-"

"Blood fo-" Chib Khan managed to say before he was knocked into Caligularii and Bubonicos, effectively going down the hill in a giant snowball.

"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-" Sly Marbo cried as he upper-cutted Montresor into the Stratosphere.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-" Sly Marbo, the one man army cried before flying off once again.

Scene 6.

Chibi Julius carries several shopping bags, in each arm. He huffs and puffs as he follows after both Chibi Coco and Velvet.

"Th-th-throne!" Chibi Julius mutters as he falls face first into the ground.

"Hmm," Chibi Coco hums as she stands over Julius while applying lipstick, "chu~"

In a flash Chibi Julius stands upright carrying the bags with no problem after receiving a kiss, "Ready for more bags!"

"Good, we have six more stores to visit."

"Frakk." Chibi Julius moans as he drudges onwards.

Scene 7.

Chibi Blake frantically searched her side of the room, "Where is it?"

She stopped as soon as she saw Chibi Ruby and Hansel waiting patiently.

Ruby is that my book?" Chibi Blake asked cautiously.

"This is filth! FILTH!" She jumps up and smacks Chibi Blake to the ground.

"How dare you read this heresy!?" Chibi Hansel yells throwing holy water on Blake.

"C-can I have my book back?"

"LATER! C'mon Hansel!"

"Leave that heathen trash here."

"NO!" Chibi Ruby speeds off with Chibi Hansel chasing after her.

Scene 8.

Chibi Khan stood behind a podium, tapping on the microphone as the Chibi Khornate Cultists all stood at attention, even Chibi Setesh.

"Brothers of Chaos, Sons of Khorne! Today we shall lay waste to the lousy vermin non-believers that dare inhabit this world! Living their lives in this so called "peace" the most disgusting world in the universe! I say we hack and slash our way through their streets, drown this petty land in the blood of its people! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!" He shouted as he slashed a Vale flag into ashes with his flaming Daemon sword.

"Yes! Lead me to the slaughter, let us fulfill our God's demand for his daily fill of blood! Let their screams serenade our slaughter!" Chibi Setesh shouted as he lifted his mace into the air.

All of the Chibi Khornates were cheering and screaming the Blood God's name with fanatical passion, until a voice broke through, "Hi!"

The Cultists turned around to see Chibi Erica, Montresor's girlfriend, standing in the doorway of the conference room.

"I made lots of cookies with bits of Faunus in them!"

Immediately the cannibalistic Cultists started drooling.

Even Khan licked his lips, "Damnit, alright flesh cookies first, then slaughter!"

"Yaaay!" They all shouted as they crowed into the Chaos mess hall.


And that's a wrap, tell me what you think of the Chibi Korps of RWBY, have a nice day!