THEIR PLAN... MY PLAN
I DO NOT OWN ANY OF DRAGONBALL FRANCHISE
I DO NOT OWN ANY OF NARUTO FRANCHISE
THIS WORK IS COMPLETE FANFICTION
"Talking" Summons, Tail Beasts
"Talking" Everyone Talking
'Thought' Summons, Tail Beasts
'Thought' Everyone Thinking
Chapter 14
The next day after breakfast Menma is seen outside of Konoha doing a handstand push-ups with a 5 ton boulder on his feet.
"3,343" "3,344" "3,345"
Menma counting to ten thousand as part of his new training regime til he got a surprise visitor.
"Damn kid... ever heard of taking things easy once and a while" Spoke Anko.
"Nope, 3,346, What are you, 3,347 doing here Anko, 3348 I think that's 3,349 your name" Menma said
"You got it kid, as to why I'm here I was curious" Anko said.
"3,352 curious about what 3,353" Menam said.
"Curious that a 9 year old defeated my traitorious mentor Orochimaru and defeated the snake boss Manda so easily" Anko spoke.
"Well, 3,361, Orochimaru was, 3,362 expecting was expecting, 3,363 a fight with me, 3,364 but he wasn't, 3,364 expecting my new, 3,365 transformation packing, 3,366 some serious firepower, 3,367 that what went, 3,367 wrong for Orochimaru, 3,368" Menma said.
"Serious kid your talking to me while doing push-ups with a 1 ton boulder on your feet" Anko said.
"3,378 actually 5 tons 3,379" Menma said.
"5 TONS... how many push-ups are you planning on doing anyway"Anko asked.
"10,000... 3,387" Menma replied.
"10,000 ARE YOU INSANE... your going to get yourself killed doing training like that, and besides the main reason I came here was because you need a check-up" Anko said.
"A check-up 3,395 why I feel fine 3,396" Menma said.
"You've been gone for two years and everyone in Konoha civilian or not get's a yearly Check-up" Anko said.
"Why did they send 4,007 you after me then, 4,008" Menma asked.
"Oh that's easy after your little stunt yesterday the Barrier Corps have been keeping an eye on you just incase you raise your power again and scare everone, the second reason is that the snakes wanted me to find the person who knocked their boss easily that Manda is coming after them" Anko said.
"4,013 I'm touched that 4,014 they care about me 4,015" Menma said.
"Oh they don't care about Manda or you it's just after Manda regained conciousness he spouted out that he was the 'Lord of the Caterpillars and that nothing can stop his webbing', hahaha the Snake sage was laughing her tail off after hearing that hahaha"
Anko chuckling to herself causing Menma to lose focus and start giggling causing the boulder on top of him to nearly crush him thankfully he managed to avoid it.
"Ah I only managed to get to 4,028... alright Anko I go to the hospital but wait a sec got to do something first"
Menma began channeling his energy to the toad tattoo on his hand and thought of sending a messenge to the toads causing an orb of energy to form from his tattoo that popped revealing a small red toad with blue markings around his eyes and the top of his head.
"Hello I'm Kosuke a messenger for the toads, what have you got for me today summoner" The toad spoke.
"What the hell kid... your a summoner for toads and what kind of summons was that anyway" Anko said.
"Master Menma is a Saiyan who have very different power source than anyone else on this world so we had to make a new contract that would work and that led to his tattoo on his hand all he has to do is channel his power into it and think of what he needs" Kosuke spoke.
"And I need to send a messenge to Gamabunta saying what you just told me about Manda the snake boss" Menma spoke.
"What is the messenge my summoner" Kosuke said.
"Anko just informed me that Manda woke up and the first thing he said was that he was the 'Lord of the Caterpillars and that nothing can stop his webbing' is that right Anko" Menma said.
"Yep that's about it" Anko confirmed.
"WWAAAAHAAAHAHAHAHA REALLY HE SAID THAT HAHAHAHAHAH ALRIGHT GIVE ME A SEC AND I'LL HAHAHAH HEAD BACK TO TELL GAMABUNTA HAHAHA THAT WOULD MAKE HIS DAY AND EVERONE ELSE'S THANKS FOR THAT HAHAHAHA"
Kosuke laughing his head off disappeared in a puff of smoke back to Toad Mountain.
"Alright let's get this Check-up over and done with"
Menma said as he used a towel to wipe away any sweat he had and put on a fresh top he had lying around him before following Anko to the hospital.
At the Toad Mountain.
"Hahaha Gamabunta boss I just got a hahahah messenge from Menma about Manda that you love to hear hahahah"
Kosuke tried his best not to laugh infront of Gamabunta with Croaker and the elder Toads nearby.
"Go on Kosuke what did my minion say about Manda" Gamabunta said with eagerness.
"He said that the first thing Manda said after waking up was that he was the hahaha 'Lord of the Caterpillars' hahahah 'and that nothing can stop' hahahahah 'his webbing' hahahahahah" Kosuke said.
"HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHHAAHHA" Every toad on the Mountain.
Back at Konoha.
In the General Hostpital Menma was in the waiting room with Anko and bored out of his mind til a question came into his head.
"Hai Anko why did you come after me I'm sure dad would've sent someone else" Menma asked.
"Oh I was in your father's study getting prodded by your mother over the new discovery you made yesterday and while they were checking my 'problem' they remembered about your hostpital appointment being today and I was there so they asked me to escort you that's all and I did have that message the Snakes wanted to give you"
Anko replied.
"Oh okay... come on how much longer must I wait" Menma said.
"Not long now I..." Anko was interrupted by a nurse.
"Menma Namikaze Uzumaki" The nurse spoke.
"Finally"
Menma said as he followed the nurse to the room for his Check-up.
"The doctor is already in and waiting, have a nice check-up" The nurse spoke.
"Thank you" Menma said.
As Menma entered the room his saw the Doctor and immediately recongised who the person.
"Auntie" Menma said.
"Who were you expecting brat, your family now come here and give me a hug it's been too long" Tsunade said.
Menma walked over to her and hovered up to her so that he can give a her an overdue hug.
"That still freaks me out that you can do that so easily... right then time to be professional, lets start with weight and height okay" Tsunade said.
Menma nodded then went over to the scales after taking his shoes off and stepped on it.
"Okay we got 385 pounds... DAMN KID WHAT ARE YOU EATING" Tsunade said with shock.
"Wait my bad I'm still wearing weighted clothes give me a sec" Menma said.
after taking the extra clothes off.
"You're quite muscular for your age, right then back on the scales... okay 85 pounds heavy but that's to expected with the muscle growth I'm seeing, now for your height"
As Tsunade said this Menma put his weighted clothes back and went over to the height measuring stick.
"Okay back straight... 4feet 8inches a bit for your age but nothing to concerned about" She said.
Tsunade then began Menma's heart rate and blood pressure and even checked his tail which was ticklish for Menma.
"Alright one last thing and your good to go" Tsunade said.
"And what may that be" Menma said.
"Don't worry it's just some medical Diagnostic Jutsu to check your bones, muscle and organs it won't hurt at all I promise" Tsunade said.
"Fine let's get it over with" Menma said.
As Tsunade began her Diagnostic her eye's squinted causing Menma to worry at what she might find.
"Everything okay Auntie" Menma said worryingly.
"Kid how seriously do you take your training and be honest okay" Tsunade said.
"I've just done 4000 hand push-ups with a 5 ton boulder and I was planning to run along the outside wall of Konoha with the boulder on my back for about 5 laps... is everything okay?" Menma said.
"Alright that stops now" Tsunade said.
"Why?" Menma said.
"Your still growning and I'm worried that it will stunt your growth, I'll let you do push-ups and the laps around Konoha but go easy on the boulder training got it... atleast til your older okay" Tsunade said.
"Fine I'll do that... was there anything else you found that I should be worried about" Menma said.
"Yes... it seems that your muscles are being stressed too much probably from those transformations you were doing yesterday so take it easy til after the fight okay" Tsunade said.
"You know about that" Menma said.
"Damn right I do... and I want to see how far you've come and besides one of the fighters your facing is getting punished for something..."
Tsunade was going to continue but a knocking on the door caught her attention.
"Come in" Tsunade said.
The door opened revealing Shizune with her jet black shoulder length hair and eyes, wearing a long bluish black kimono with white trimmings held together with a white belt in her arms was a 1 year old bot in a blue t-shirt and trousers with white hair and brown eyes.
"Sorry Lady Tsunade but it's lunch time and Nawaki is itching to see you" Shizune said.
"That's gotta be his father inside of him always wanting me stupid pervert" Tsunade said.
"pervert pervert" Nawaki said shocking everyone.
"Oh my god Tsunade how could you" Shizune said.
"I know I know... I can't believe I said that infront of him" Tsunade said with worry.
"Monkey monkey"
Nawaki said pointing his hands out to Menma who's tail was waving softly causing Shizune to look at who Nawaki was pointing to and surprising her while Menma was still coming to grips with what's happening.
"Menma your back it's so nice to see you after all this time" Shizune said happyily.
"Same here but quick question is that Jiraiya's kid I'm looking at" Menma said.
"Half of him is Jiraiya and the other half is me" Tsunade said.
Menma hearing this was shocked that Jiraiya and Tsunade had a kid together and came to a conculsion on how it happened.
"Were yous both drunk when it happened" Menma said.
"Yeah that's how it happened the first time but the second time was on our honeymoon" Tsunade said.
"WAIT YOU'S TWO ARE MARRIED" Menma yelled with shock.
"Yep" Tsunade said.
Menma taking a minute to process what he heard walked slowly to Nawaki and moved his tail infront of Nawaki and letting him hold it getting a joyful smile from him.
"Ah that's sweet Menma, is that sweet Nawaki"
Shizune said but Nawaki just laughed while holding Menma's tail.
"Alright Menma remember what I said during the check-up and take it easy okay, now scram it's time for Nawaki lunch"
Tsunade said as she came over and lightly rubbed Menma's head, Menma hearing this nodded left the room causing Nawaki to cry out a bit from losing his new toy that he just had, Tsunade seeing Nawaki took him out of Shizune hands and gently stroke his back to calm him down.
"Ah don't worry you'll meet your new babysitter later okay sweetie"
Tsunade said casting a terrifying fate on Menma who was out of hearing range to hear the danger that was coming to him but he did felt a shiver run down his back making him feel an omen was coming but ignored it.
As Menma walked home he couldn't help but feel someone was watching him, stretching his senses he picked up a too many large Chakras to know who was following him and decided on a detour to find out who, as he took several corners and taking the long way to the forest he sense only picked up 4 people that were following him but as he looked behind their was no there yet their Chakra was Menma then decided to have some fun with his unknown guests.
"Alright 3 chakras from behind and none that I recognise... how to play with them" Menma said with a sadistic grin.
Menma teleported around them in an attempt to confuse them which worked causing them to scatter giving Menma the window to take one out, deciding to target the nearest to him and went towards them using his senses to give him a sense to launch an attack Menma striked with a chop behind them causing them to collapse forward, as the person fell forward Menma managed to grab them and turned them around showing who he knocked out.
It was an Anbu, with a dog mask and long brown hair and judging from the Anbu chest a woman.
"Oh crap... please don't tell me dad sent them to watch over me please" Menma said with worry.
As Menma began to think on how to handle the situtation his senses picked up her 3 comrades coming back which made him wonder.
'I thought most Anbu were teams of 3 but this one is 4 that's odd'
He thought but his sense of smell told him otherwise.
'Wait... the others smell like dogs and have large Chakras... ohhh she's an Inuzuka that would make sense... better wake her up then' He thought with a sigh.
Menma then gently started shaking the sleeping Anbu to wake but her companions came back show 3 dogs or huskies with grey fur with a lightly white under belly.
"Easy I was just defending myself okay... now I'm going to back up slowly and let you's wake her up okay" Menma said.
As the ninken nodded Menma slowly backed away and let them near her and began nudgng her which was working as she slowly came to realty.
"Alright I'm up... where's the tar... okay that wasn't suppose to happen... nice to meet you kid" The Anbu said.
"Who sent you and what are your orders Anbu?" Menma said calmly but seriously.
"Relax kid I was ordered by your father to watch you and make sure you don't power up scaring the village like what you did yesterday okay" The Anbu spoke.
Menma just stood their thinking on what to do now, after 2 years on the outside his mentor told him to watch his back at all times and if he couldn't see there faces how would he know if their telling the truth, but then again he was home and Anbu do actually protect high value targets even if they are in the village and other dark things like assasinations being 1 of them.
"Alright if you want me to believe you, remove your mask Anbu"
Menma asked causing the Anbu infront to gasp know Anbu only remove there masks at HQ and not in public and not infront of civilians.
"Sorry kid can't do that" The Anbu.
"Then how would I know if father really did sent you to watch me then" Menma said getting into a fighting stance.
"WHoa easy their kid I'm not looking for a fight I'm just watching you okay... not fighting just watching okay"
Anbu said as her ninken began to feel threatened and stood infront of her ready to defend.
"You know when you watching it kind of makes me think your a pervert or something" Menma said.
"WHOA WHOA I. AM. NOT. A. PERVERT." Anbu shouted.
"And besides the odds are in my favor anyway kid and not just in numbers but in experience as well so this fight wont go in you direction" Anbu spoke.
"Are you sure" Menma said with a smile.
"Yes, kid you wont win this fight" Anbu said.
"You may have experience fighting Shinobi... but have you ever fought a Saiyan before" Menma said.
"It wont matter you'll lose anyway kid" Anbu said.
Menma then stretched his senses and finding no one nearby took a battle with his body facing the left of the Anbu and his legs bent slightly, his left arm infront of his face ready to block any attacks that would come while his right is behind him readily to counter strike anything that his left arm blocked.
"Kid don't do this like I said for the thousand times you wont win" Anbu said.
As they both stood there the Anbu ninken took and aggressive position ready to pounce on anything that comes there way while the Anbu was just wishing the Menma would give as she doesn't believe the rumors that he took out a Jinchuuriki much less forced Orochimaru to flee instead she believed that his father the Hokage made them up to protect him.
"Fine kid you want to fight let's fight but just to let you know that hit you got me was a lucky shot and it wont work again" Anbu said.
"We'll see about that and you do know I can teleport and what do you think of the power up from yesterday anyway"
Menma said trying to get a read on his opponent.
"Like I said a lucky shot and that scare from yesterday was just a malfunction on our barriers there's no way you have that much power" Anbu said.
'Now I get it dad been keeping the rumors about me as low as possible and that upcoming fight a demonstration on what I can really do infront of everyone, I guess in the mean time I get to play with miss Anbu and her pups for now' Menma thinking to himself.
After a minute of silence Menma took the first step and ran at her like a child, the Anbu and ninken seeing this was disappointed and merely relaxed themselves thinking it was all a hype that their target built up to scare, so they waited til he was in range so that they can incapicate him and lecture him on what it means to be a true Shinobi, just as Menma came close to them the ninken immediately jumped on Menma but just passed straight threw him like he was a ghost.
"What th..."
Before the Anbu could finish what she said she felt a punch in her stomach and looked down and saw Menma holding his arm straight in her stomach with a smile and disappeared before the ninken could react to what was happening the ninken on the right was kicked into the bushes and then the left one and finally the remaining one was kicked straight into the Anbu who opened her arms ready to capture her ninken.
As she captured the ninken in her arms the only thing going through her mind was.
'OKAY WHAT IS GOING ON HOW IS HE DOING THAT'
As she placed her fallen ninken on ground she shunshined around the place hoping to strike Menma but instead all she got was punches that intercepted her everytime she shunshined bringing her back to the center of their fighting area, as she collapsed on the ground she felt dirt on her face and reach up and found her mask was gone.
"WHAT THE... you took my mask... give it back... if you know what... I look like I have to kill you" She bluffed hoping to scare him.
"Yeah that wont scare me Inuzuka, the only people that scares me are my father, mother and Orochimaru but not you"
Menma said as he stopped with his back facing her with her mask in his hands for her to see only to see it crushed in an instance shocking her.
"WHAT THE HELL" Anbu said.
As Menma turned to face the Anbu to see her a yellow flash appeared infront of him followed with a painful bump on the head, Menma instantly recongised the Chakra as his father.
"WHAT ARE YOU THINKING MENMA?" His father yelled causing Menma to look down in shame.
"Dog head back to HQ for a replacement mask and to check your ninken for any injuries, I'll handle my son here" Minato said.
"Yes, Hokage sir"
Anbu spoke as both her and her ninkens disappeared from sight.
"Now then back to the matter at hand, why are you fighting your protection team Menma" Minato spoke with authority.
"You call that protection, I immediately felt eyes on me when I left the hospital and so I took some detours to root them out and then I guess I got carried away a little" Menma said sheepishly.
"A little carried away, Menma you took out her team and destroyed her mask" Minato said.
"I was holding back dad, she and her ninken will be fine by tomorrow" Menma said.
"Menma if you had seen her face she would've had to kill you or remove your memories, yes people Anbu do exist but the people who work in Anbu must never have their identities revealed to anyone unless it's there teammates or the Hokage... understand son" Minato said.
"Yes dad, how did you about this fight so quickly anyway" Menma asked.
"Hokage secret son" Minato answered.
"Grandpa's crystal ball" Menma guessed.
"How did you kn..." Minato spoke.
"Study room Jiraiya remember" Menma said.
Minato slapped himself on the head for that one.
"I got to lock that room when we're having a discussion, anyway head home now" Minato said.
"I take it their's a team of Anbu watching the compound" Menma said.
"Yes after what you did yesterday, now home and don't start any fights alright" Minato said.
"Fine" Menma sighing.
As Menma arrived home Kushina was waiting for him with a scowl.
"Crap... what I've done now?" He asked.
"Your father told what you did a moment ago young man, I also got told about your check-up from Tsunade and for the time being your taking a break from training and hitting the books instead understand"
Kushina said with a scowl.
"Yes mom I understand" Menma said with a sigh.
"Good, now get in the living room me and Mito will be watching, you got two years to catch up so get to it mister" Kushina said.
Through out the rest of the day Menma was busy with the books the only thing distracting him was Mito after she found out his tail and started calling him monkey while playing with it but he just ignored it as best as he could even when she started sticking stickers to it or tying ribbons on it.
In the Inuzuka compound the mysterious Anbu entered with her 3 ninken and crashed on the coach groaning loudly drawing the Matriarch Tsume Inuzuka to her, as she entered the living she saw the state of the ninken before her drifted to the Anbu lying on the coach noticing a bruise on her stomach.
"Okay what happened to you and the triplets Hana?" Tsume asked.
"Protection detail for the Hokage's son but he noticed us and ended up fighting him well more like he beaten us to pulp... I need a beer"
The now identified Anbu responded.
"Which one Naruto or Menma?" Tsume asked curiously.
"Menma... and he packs a mean one, even when he's holding back" Hana said.
Tsume hearing this chuckled and went into the kitchen for a pack of beer and an ice pack for Hana.
"hear ice pack for the stomach, beer for everything else"
Tsume said as she opened one and started drinking.
"Thanks mom I needed this" Hana said as she started drinking.
"So how was the fight anyway?" Tsume asked.
"At first I thought I would win because he was a kid and those rumors were there by his father to protect him" Hana said.
"Stupid of you" Tsume said shaking her head.
"I know, then he ran towards like an Academy student, so we let our guards down"
As Hana said this the triplets let out a whinning sound showing how bad of a decision it was.
"Again stupid of you" Tsume said.
"I know, as he came closer one of the ninken jumped infront of him to stop him but it was like an illusion was there instead, we thought it was a genjutsu but it wasn't when I felt his punch in my stomach" Hana said rubbing the ice pack gently.
"Then he kicked away the triplets like they were nothing I tried using shunshin to get an advantage but he intercepted me everytime it was useless and by the end he was holding my mask and crushed it like it was nothing"
As Hana said this she looked to her mother who was chuckling quietly at the conversation.
"MOM COME ON I thought you would be serious but your laughing your butt off" Hana said with a scowl.
"Hana sweetie I was there when Orochimaru got his butt handed to him by Menma I also saw him take out Manda the boss Snake with a single punch and from what your telling me Menma was playing with you like a Genin who just Graduated... so how did it end anyway" Tsume said.
"His father showed up and scowled him, telling him how Anbu works when our masks are removed after that he told him to go home... wait when did you see him fight Orochimaru" Hana said.
"A few months ago when Kuromaru had that stomach ache" Tsume said.
"I hope to get rematch or atleast scare him like his father did today then I'll feel better" Hana said only getting a chuckle from her mother.
"What are you laughing about now mom" Hana asked.
"Two days from now Menma is fighting against 3 Jonin level Shinobi in the arena to showcase his abililties and to make him an official Shinobi, hopeful they can push him hard enough so that we can see what he can really" Tsume said.
"Really... you know who they are?" Hana asked.
"Only one of them has accepted" Tsume said.
"Really and who's that" Hana asked.
"Konoha's Green Beast himself 'Might guy' our village expert on taijutsu" Tsume said.
"Oh okay now that's a fight I want to see happen, there's no one in the village that can surpass his taijutsu skills even the Uchiha and Hyugas admit themselves" Hana said.
"Damn straight... and Minato is keeping the other two a secret for now... but it will be still nice to see"
Tsume said raising her beer to her daughter who did the same.
