THEIR PLAN... MY PLAN

I DO NOT OWN ANY OF DRAGONBALL FRANCHISE

I DO NOT OWN ANY OF NARUTO FRANCHISE

THIS WORK IS COMPLETE FANFICTION

"Talking" Summons, Tail Beasts

"Talking" Everyone Talking

'Thought' Summons, Tail Beasts

'Thought' Everyone Thinking

Chapter 18

Two days after the triplets birthday and it was the morning, the sun was out birds were chirping, people were wakening up and ready to start the day either by opening the shops, doing patrols or getting ready for school, as some people were walking to their destinations they looked to the Hokage monument as they normal do with a smile as the previous Kages look at them giving them a moment of peace as their gaze gave them a sense of protection, but not this as only shock and horror and laughter came instead.

At the Hokage compound Minato and Kushina just got and as Minato opened the curtains his filled with purpose for the day was instead filled with rage and anger that only matched the 9 tails or his wife as he looked at the monument and saw what was done to it and one thought came to his mind on what to do a thought that came out of his mind.

"NARUTO, NASUMI I'M GOING TO KILL YOUS FOR THIS" Minato yelled across the Village.

As kushina face the window that Minato was looking out of her thoughts came across monument first came confusion then anger and lastly a great laugh that came from her mouth.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH I'm going to hahahahahahah kill them hahahahahhaha for this one hahahahahaha" Kushina barely containing her laughter.

For you see on the monument there was a big speech bubble painted in red from which the first and fourth Hokage saying the same thing and that was 'I LOVE LICKING RED CARPETS' big enough for the whole Village to see.

As people saw this laughter erupted from the Village and not from the civilains but also from the shinobi as well.

Minato after getting dressed barged into his study room and the Anbu that was stationed around the compound to bring the twins into his study so that they can be punished but they refused saying that it wasn't them as they were being watched for any signs of pranks especially of this magnitude.

"If it wasn't them then who was it" Minato ordered.

"Sir were looking into now but who ever did it was too fast for patrols to notice" The Anbu said.

"Did anything strange happened this morning that would be suspicious or out of character around the monument or this compound... I swear it's the twins, this has got all fingerprints all over it" Minato said.

"Sir it wasn't the twins our teams were around the compound all night and if they used shadow clones we would've notice... the only changes that took place was that Menma..." The Anbu paused for a moment.

Minato seeing this took a deep breath to clear his mind.

"Go on" He said.

"Sir since Menma came back he only woke up around the same time as you but this morning he left early and carrying a backpack as well... we ignored it seeing that it was properly a new training regime your son has started but now" The Anbu said.

"But now you think he's behind this... find him and question him I'll been doing my interrogation on the twins understood" Minato said.

"Understood sir"

With that the Anbu left and Minato left as well to have breakfast with his family and to get some answers.

As Minato entered the dining room to have breakfast he saw the twins who immediately put their hands up saying it wasn't them, Minato looked at them carefully like he was interrogating an enemy and saw no signs of lying, with that he took his seat and looked at this wife who was barely containing her laughter as she struggled to feed Mito her breakfast.

"Mama mama Menma Menma where where" Mito said.

"I do... don't... know... swe...etie... hahahahahaha".

Kushina tried al she could but failed in the end and fell on the floor laughing her butt off, Minato after having his breakfast went into Menma's room hoping to find some proof of his innocence but found it all clean and made with a notepad on the desk, Minato took a look at it found a list of red paint, brushes and as well as several other phrases that would've been used such as 'I like red hot chillis' or 'I love red hot jalapeno' but found the phrase that was painted on the Monument circled several times, Minato seeing this let his rage out again for the whole village to hear.

"MENMA I'M GOING TO KILL YOU" Minato yelled.

His family hearing this put two and two together and laughed loudly excempt for Mito who was too young to know why or understand the meaning of it.

Minato teleported to his office and oredered teams of Anbu to find his son while Minato would think of ways to punish him for what he did and hopeful find a reason why he did it, several hours later they returned with nothing.

"How are not able to find my son his power is greater than the fox it shouldn't be too hard to find him" Mintao said with anger guiding him.

"Sir your son's power only grows that much when he transforms and I doubt he needs to since his speed does rival jonins and their may be a reason why we haven't found him yet sir and were checking it out now" Anbu said.

"And what reason is that then" Minato said.

"Sir did you just forget that he can fly" Anbu said.

Minato thinking for moment forgot that he can fly and that he didn't put a marker on him to teleport to his location yelled again and teleported to the top of the monument and closed his eyes for sec and to calm himself and began to sense for any kind power that was in the sky around Konoha which he picked up quickly as there were practically nothing in the air giving off any kind of power.

"Found you"

Minato found Menma but knew he can't fly but knew his kunai can if he threw it into the air teleported at it and threw it again till he was in Menma's reach so that he punish him with a rasengan to the stomach knowing full well that his son can handle it no problem with this plan he began with the first throw.

Menma meanwhile was relaxing in to air above konoha without a care in the world knowing that his father can't reach him from this height but knew eventually he would have to come down to either get something to eat or sleep and when that happens he'll face the music but saw a kunai fly pass him and saw something that scared the living crap out of him like nightmare that came to reality.

"MENMA YOU LITTLE BRAT"

Minato yelled as he teleported infront of his son and slammed a rasengan into his stomach and after he put away his kunai used his free hand and placed a marker on Menma's back to make sure he didn't lose this time, Menma feeling the rasengan hitting his stomach and his father slapping his back, moved his tail that was charged with ki and slapped the rasengan away and try to fly away.

"OH NO YOU DON'T MISTER"

Minato yelled as he charged another one as he teleported and slammed it into his son's back, having been hit with two attacks Menma's height plummed tilhe was only a few hundreds feet away from the village as he tried to flee again he felt another slam into him again causing him to fall down even further til he saw teams of Anbu ready to catch him knowing that he had to get away he tried flying away again but felt another rasengan slam into him causing to nearly crash into the ground but manage to stop before he touched the ground but another final nailed him causing the ground to look like a crater.

Anbu circled the crater waiting for the dust to settle to see the outcome, after a minute the dust settled showing Menma on his back holding another rasengan off with his father pushing it into his stomach both having fire in their eyes.

"TELL ME WHY YOU DID IT SON" Minato yelled.

"How do you know it was mean it could've be..." Menma try to say.

"I FOUND YOUR NOTEPAD SON"

As Minato said this Menma face cracked a smile knowing the jig was up.

Minato pushing the rasengan further into his son but couldn't because of how strong he was.

"Well I did for three reasons dad".

Menma said as he used his tail again and swiped the rasengan away hitting the crater they were in, Menma immediately got on his feet but found another one slammed into his back causing him to hit ground making the crater even bigger.

"And the first reason would be son" Minato said calmly.

"The first reason was that in a one weeks time I'll be a Shinobi and this will be my last chance at something childish and I have to thank my siblings for the idea" Mena said.

Minato kneeing on his son to make sure he wouldn't get away.

"And the second reason would be" He said.

"The second reason was that you and the first Hokage have both redheaded wives so their was a connection between the two of yous."

"And the final reason would be revenge as our bedrooms are only seperated by a very thin wall and could hear what was going on their at times... didn't know mum like to take charge at times"

Minato hearing his began thinking on what he meant and immediately remembering all the intimate moments he had with Kushina with that he face changed from anger to embarassment that his son said that infront of Anbu and any Shinobi that was investigating what was going on.

"You heard all that from your room" Minato said.

"Tell me Minato, tell me Minato you like licking red carpets tell me like you mean it" Menma said.

Minato face was in the first time of his life complete red with embarassment and the surrounding Shinobi fell on the ground laughing their butts off even Jiraiya was there taking notes from what he heard with a bloody nose.

"You are going to clean the Monument this instant and report to my office for punishment do you hear me" Minato said.

"Yes, Hokage sir" Menma said with a smile.

Minato let go of his son and teleport back to his office and put up several privacy seals for next several hours, Menma meanwhile was busy washing the paint away but that didn't take long as used a water based paint to make it easy to wash away he did this under the watchful eye of several Anbus but one of them was question why they watching him.

"The reason were here is that if he tries to run away to stop him do you understand that" The lead Anbu said.

"Sir how are we suppose to stop when he withstood several rasengans, he can fly has the strength and speed of lady Tsunade and the Raikage and power greater then the 9 tails and can teleport sir"

The lead Anbu hearing this came to the realisation that there was nothing stopping Menma from leaving and there was nothing they can do anything to stop him but then Menma.

"Relax this part of the plan I had, paint the monument check, get revenge on parents for not putting up privacy seals in the first place check, leave notepad for dad to find check, get punished check but I was hoping that part would hours later... how did dad find me that fast" Menma said.

"Easy your father a sensory type and your the only one that can fly in the Village" Lead Anbu said.

"For now anyway but after I train the remaining Saiyans their will be more... and that's finished alright time to see dad"

As Menma said this the monument was clear of any embarassing messages he went straight to his father office and noticed the privacy seals were still in place so he decided to wait til his father was ready.

In the Hokage office while Menma was busy cleaning the monument Minato was talking to his wife over how to punish his son.

"Oh my god we traumatised our son during the night... no wonder he wanted revenge... as soon as I get home I'll set up the privacy seals in our rooms just enough so he can't hear us"

Kushina saying this was red of embarassment but also with laughter.

"He's definitely an Uzumaki giving you used to pranks back in the day" Minato said.

"True I'll admit I'm a bit of a prankster but he's also a Namikaze giving he's a prodigy like you" Kushina said.

"Oh and what proof do you have for that my sweet princess"

Minato said as he moved over to his wife slowly kissing her neck.

"Well for starters mmmmm he already figured out how to mmmmm tap into his powers after reading that book on the first day he mmmmm got it"

Kushina said as Minato began moving her to more comfortable position on the desk.

"Secondly mmmm despite his lack of mmmmm battle experiences mmmmm oh don't stop... he's quite a tactian and his mastering of his... transformations is quite remarkable... come here you"

As Kushina said this she accidental hit the privacy seal shutdown protocol, ten minutes later Menma was still waiting til he noticed the privacy seal on the door was off.

"Well I guess it's time to face the music"

As Menma entered the door he came across his parents in a very intimate position which both Kushina and Minato noticed Menma when he entered the room, seeing his parents in their loving brace Menma did what any 11 year old would do in this situtation he screamed and ran off to get away from the embarassing moment that was happening in the office.

"Crap... my bum hit the privacy seal by accident" Kushina said.

"Crap... what are we going to about Menma now he still needs to punished for his prank" Minato said.

"I think he's punished enough after walking in on us don't you" Kushina said.

"True... We really need some privacy seals in our rooms... in the meantime"

As Minato said this he closed the door as Kushina put privacy seals back on.

"Let's get back to where we were shall we my princess" Minato said.

Several hours later.

Menma was sitting in the living room keeping an eye on his sister as she was busy putting stickers on his tail as usual.

'Just a few more years of stickers and she will out grow it... hang in their' Menma thinking to himself.

Suddenly Kakashi shunshined into the living surprising Mito but not Menma who sensed him coming.

"Kaka kaka your back" Mito said.

"Mito it's Kakashi say it with me Ka ka shi"

Kakashi trying to get Mito to say his name right but failing as she would only say 'kaka' instead of shi at the end.

"Your just like the twins Mito no respect" Kakashi said.

"I what about my brother Kakashi" Menma said relaxingly.

"I like you... even when I shunshined here you didn't react probably because you sensed me coming" Kakashi said.

"Thanks for that brother... so when did you come back"

Menma said as came over to Mito and ruffled her hair a little.

"Oh me and Itachi were on the same mission and arrived back yesterday... sorry we didn't get to see the fight but we did see the video of it and Shisui in the hospital" hHe said.

"I take it you enjoyed the beginning of the fight" Menma said.

"Of course... you making Shisui look like a Genin was priceless... and the rest of the fight amazing, I know Guy and he's no pushover when it comes to taijutsu" Kakashi said.

"Oh I know... if the fight kept going I would've transformed to keep up to him... so why are you here?" Menma said.

"I'm here for two things... one you service as a Shinobi has started now and two you got a weeks worth of D-class jobs to do... so here put this own and your vest as well and get to it"

Kakashi said as he handed Menma the Hidden Leaf Forehead Protector, Menma seeing this was thrilled and excited to begin his career even though it would start with D-class jobs at first, as Menma left he told Kakashi to keep an eye on Mito with Kakashi nodding.

Ten minutes later Menma came down wearing a dark blue martial arts gi exempt for the top which was replace with the Chunin flak jacket and his weight top underneath it and weight shoes he found at the stores with his fore head protector as a belt.

"Looking like a Shinobi only without his tools but knowing you I'm sure their somewhere" Kakashi said.

"Their in the vest, so who's coming to babysit Mito while I'm gone" Menma said.

Kakashi giggled at this as the door opened revealing Tsunade and Nawaki in her hands.

"Oh that will be you I'm afraid and it's not just Mito as well" He said.

"Crap... should've known... and how am I going to look after the both of them when it's just me" Menma said.

"Monkey" Nawaki said.

"Morning brat here's Nawakin I'll be back in a couple of hours maybe more... here's everything you need just incase and some Genins will be here to to help just incase"

As Tsunade said this there was a knock at the door, as Menma went to open the door he saw the Genins but his abililty to sense power told that they were saiyans as well.

"Menma sensei we are here to help you with the babysitting and to train us as were the Hokage orders" The lead Genin said.

Menma omved aside to bring them inside and asked to introduce themselves.

"Right I'm Genin Kaito Uchiha younger brother to Shisui Uchiha"

As Kaito introduce himself Menma looked at him, Kaito was were the standard Uchiha uniform only without the flak jacket his hair was laid back and slightly spiky and complete black as were his eyes his skin was tanned showing he preferred being outside.

"Nice to meet you Kaito Uchiha sorry what happened to your brother by the way"

As Menma said this Kaito laughed a bit.

"Don't be I was at the Arena and it was hililarous that you made him look like Genin... I was also shocked seeing how you were fighting and those transformations were awesome, we're both so pumped to learn from you sensei... just as soon as your punishment is over that is" Kaito said.

"True... in the meantime I can train you's to sense chakra and other powers it's actually a useful skill to have... but before that who are you's two by the way"

As Menma said this the the two other Saiyans stepped forward to introduce themselves.

"Hello Sensei my name is Akari Tanaka and this is my twin sister Sara Tanaka it is both an honor to receive training from you isn't that right Sara...Sara"

As Akari said this her sister was distracted by Mito who was holding onto Menma's tail.

"OMG she is so cute I just want grab her and not let go" Sara said with stars in her eyes.

'Okay Kaito and Akari should be no problem to train but Sara seems easily distracted by cute things... and she's scaring Mito by coming closer... I should probably do something' Menma thinking.

As Sara came closer to Mito, Mito was buring her head into Menma's flak jacket out of fear and tighening her grip on his tail.

"Sara please take a couple of steps back your scaring her" Menma said.

Sara didn't hear this and instead came closer so just before her sister came to her Menma stretched out his arm infront of him and pulled it back a bit before powering his arm up and stretched it out causing an push of wind that blew Sara back a couple of feet into her sister who caught her and gave her a punch to her head.

"Ouch what was that for" Sara said.

"Idiot sensei to step back because your were scaring his little sister... sorry about that sensei" Akari said with a bow.

"Sorry about that... my name is Sara Tanaka and I like cute and fluffly things such as the bundle of joy in your arms" Sara said.

As she said this Mito buried her head again causing Menma to charge his hand til their was an orb ready to lauch at her but stopped as Sara put her hands up to defend herself.

"Kakashi where's there Sensei?" Menma asked.

"Oh he was already here before they came" Kakashi said with an eye smile.

Menma thinking to himself for minute came to an answer knowing full well that if it was Kakashi team they would've have identified him as such but instead they called him sensei.

"I thought you would have to be Jonin to have a team to look after" Menma said.

"Got it in one brat... say hello to Team Menma have fun kid" Tsunade said as she left.

"The council wanted you to be a Jonin but since your still young and only have some experience but do have the most training it was decided that even though your a Chunin you will be in charge of the team and despite them being older than you, you are more than qualifed to train them but don't worry I'll be near by to supervise you and help you with your Chunin dutys as well" Kakashi said.

"I thought dad said I'll be training the Saiyans at the Academy... so how many do I have to train then" Menma said.

"It's just Satsuki at the Academy and these three did pass their taijutsu and weapons training which was enough for them pass and during the final test they did work together to get the bell even though they failed to get one" Kakashi said.

"Kakashi did you give the bell test?" Menma said.

Kakashi just eye smiled at the question but that was more than enough to tell Menma that it was a yes, Menma took a deep breathe than looked at Nawaki on the sofa with Kaito looking after him and Mito in his arms.

"Right... Kakashi I assume you a have training field for us to train" Menma said.

"Yup... training field 7 I'll show you where it is after your mother and Tsunade come back at 3 o'clock today with the rest of your team" he said.

"Okay in the meantime let's make our targets are happy and fed... Sara keep your distance... Mito it's time to say hello to Nawaki"

As Menma said this Sara gave a pout out but put it behind her, in the several hours that went by babysitting the two was easy as Nawaki and Mito got along quite easy and only had a few problems mainly that they both wanted to grap hold of his tail and didn't want to let go but Menma found a solution in his sister's room which was a big and fluffly teddy bear which worked causing the two to fall asleep next to each other.

"Alright we got two hours before their mothers come for them and they are asleep and since we already know our names it's time for our likes, dislikes and goals... me first to start off with... I like training, fighting, my family, my village and mochi , I dislike people like a certain snake roaming around somewhere, also I hate when people blind themselves with pride or anger which only leads to more problems before they realise what they actually done and my goal is to protect the village and my family... Kaito your next"

Menma said.

"Right sensei... I like my clan, the village and my brother who is the only family I got here after our parents passed away four years ago"

Everyone hearing felt sadness for him.

"Both of us tried to move on but found it hard to but thankfully our clan helped us to the best of what they can do, I dislike people who look down on others because they are weak and some people who let power go to their heads and my goal at first was going to be Shinobi for the clan but was told it couldn't happen because I have no chakra but that changed since the trial two years ago and Satsuki showing as what we can actually do and that fight in the Arena was a mind opener to everyone in the village... thank you sensei for letting me have my dream again."

As Kaito finished his speech Menma was smiling knowing that he helped someone achieve the same dream as he did.

"Right... my names Akari Tanaka my sister and I are from civilain families who operate a restaurant that the Akimichi clan favours and is quite popular among Konoha with only the ramen stand being our friendly rivals, my likes are cooking, fighting and cloud watching... my dislikes are spicy food, perverts and people who enjoy making others suffer and my goal is to protect my family which includes Konoha."

"Alright Sara your up" Menma said.

"Right... my name is Sara Tanaka like my sister siad I'm from a civilain family but we also have 2 older brothers and a younger brother who help our parents manage the restaurant... my likes you already know are cute and fluffly things and pranks which makes me kind of a fan to your brother and sister over the years and your latest one... that was a laugh, my dislikes are spicy food and people who think just because they have power the rules don't apply to them and my goal is to become a Shinobi of the village and thank you for letting me have my dream"

Menma again was taking back by this and let lose a tear and a smile Kakashi seeing this just put his hand on Menma's hand.

"Looks like your an inspiration for this team and several others as well my little brother... also the council would like to put your team into the next Chunin exams in 6 months from" Kakashi said.

"Are you telling me I got 6 months to get this team ready for the Chunins" Menma said shockingly.

"Yep"

"Okay then... soon as we are done hear I'll be teaching you's how to fly, sense and some energy attacks also I got someone who can help with your taijutsu as well... oh right you's need to be wearing weighted clothing it's not going to be easy but hopeful by the time the Chunin exams come by you'll be ready as a team... Kakashi do we know where the exam is"

Menma said.

"About that your not going to like it" Kakashi said.

"Seeing that the Chunin exams are held in the great 5 nations there are only 2 that would have me not liking it... so is it Iwa or Kumo?" Menma asked.

"It's Kumo" Kakashi said.