(Or "Bullwinkle, Stallion of the Ci-moron!")
"WELL, THE LAST TIME YOU REMEMBER, ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE, ALONG WITH PEABODY AND SHERMAN HAD TRAVELLED BACK IN TIME TO THE DAYS OF KING ARTHUR IN MEDIEVAL CAMELOT, ENGLAND!"
"Greetings small dog, little boy.." King Arthur spoke, atop his throne. "State your names."
"Your majesty, I, am Peabody, and this is my boy, Sherman." The dog introduced himself and his boy.
"WHILE THE DOG SPOKE WITH KING ARTHUR, BORIS AND NATASHA READIED THEIR PLAN TO ONCE AGAIN TRY AND "KEEL" THE MOOSE AND SQUIRREL."
"Natasha!" Boris exclaimed, hauling a huge pot of boiling oil. "Ju ready!?"
"Hold on." Natasha replied. "Ve not doink that, I vant to zee vhere dis ees goink…"
"BORIS AND NATASHA QUICKLY FOUND A HIDING SPACE WHILE ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE LISTENED IN ON A SECRET MEETING THAT THE KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE WERE HAVING…"
"Lo, brothers!" One of the knights spoke. "Whilst I traversed the countryside, mine eyes, by happenstance came upon this beautiful creature!"
"THE BAG WAS TAKEN OFF, REVEALING AN ADORABLE BABY UNICORN WITH WHITE FUR AND A PINK MANE, AS WELL AS FLOWERS IN HER HAIR, AND ENORMOUS BEAUTIFUL EYES. ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE WERE ABSOLUTELY SHOCKED."
"Wowwww…" Rocky exclaimed, but still trying to keep a low voice. "She's so cute!"
"Tis' most beautiful indeed." Another knight spoke. "But whatever shall we do with it?!"
"Keel eet." A voice spoke.
"THE KNIGHTS GASPED AND TURNED AROUND TO VIEW BORIS AND NATASHA STANDING RIGHT THERE, HOLDING A LARGE AXE."
"NO!" Rocky exclaimed, then quickly grabbed the baby unicorn, the knights gasping.
"Well, thy unicorn art gone now, thanks to that strange squirrel with the voice of a woman." The knight spoke.
"Ju should go on hunt for unicorn!" Boris protested.
"Lo, pale brother, whom art thou?" One of the knights asked.
"Uh, alloweth me to introduce mineself!" Boris spoke, attempting to use the flowery language the knight spoke. "I art Montgomery Python—call me Monty, und thees ees Lady Natashalot!"
"Ju know, baybee unicorn blood contain elixir of life…" Natasha spoke, pricking her finger with a thorn. "And my friend here, he hes Bleck Plague! Right?!"
"BORIS LOOKED CONFUSED AT FIRST, THEN HE STARTED PLAYING ALONG."
"O-oh yeh, EEEEK!" Boris exclaimed, pretending to be dead.
"OH NO!" Natasha exclaimed. "Ees good ting I heff blood of unicorn—"
"NATASHA RUBBED HER BLOOD ON BORIS' FACE, BORIS IMMEDIATELY STOOD UP."
"I YAM ALIVE ONCE MORE!" Boris exclaimed, gasping for breath. "Ees all thanks to unicorn blood!"
"Well, that art all the convincing I require!" The lead knight exclaimed. "KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE, WE MUST GET THAT UNICORN!!"
"HUZZAH!" The other knights exclaimed and mounted their horses just as Rocky and Bullwinkle were making their escape with the baby unicorn.
"OH MY GOODNESS! WILL ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE GET AWAY FROM THE KNIGHTS?! WILL BORIS AND NATASHA GET TO KEEL THEM, ALONG WITH THE BABY UNICORN? WHAT SORT OF POWERS DOES THE BABY UNICORN EVEN HAVE?! FIND OUT NEXT TIME IN "Dragon Me Along", or "Claw and Order!"!"
