(Or "Claw and Order")

"WELL THE LAST TIME YOU REMEMBER, ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE WERE ON THE RUN FROM A HOST OF KNIGHTS FROM THE ROUND TABLE, WANTING TO KILL THE PRECIOUS BABY UNICORN IN THEIR POSSESSION AND DRINK ITS BLOOD FOR IMMORTALITY…NOW WHAT SORT OF FREAK WOULD CONVINCE EM' TO DO THAT?!"

"Dis sort of freak!" Boris exclaimed, pulling Natasha from off-screen. "Boris Badenov and Natasha Fatale!"

"Oh ju know eet, dollink!" Natasha replied, giving Boris a little peck on the cheek, the small faux-Russian man swooned.

"WELL, ANYWAY, ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE WERE NOW WITHIN THE FORESTS OF CAMELOT, THE KNIGHTS FOLLOWING QUITE CLOSE BEHIND."

"Rocky ol' buddy—" Bullwinkle panted. "I dunno how much more of this I can take…gettin' tired of runnin'…"

"Don't worry, Bullwinkle, I'll think of something." Rocky replied, then almost immediately perked up. "Look! We could hide in that cavern over there!"

"YES, OVER IN THE DISTANCE, THERE WAS A LARGE CAVERN AT THE TOP OF A MOUNTAIN. QUICKLY, ROCKY CLIMBED ON BULLWINKLE'S BACK, STILL HOLDING THE TINY UNICORN IN HIS PAWS. WITH BULLWINKLE'S MIGHTY MOOSE MUSCLE, THEY WERE ABLE TO CLIMB THE MOUNTAIN IN ABSOLUTELY NO TIME AT ALL!"

"You'll be safe here—" Rocky told the baby unicorn, then looked around, rather curious. "—Wait, where are we?"

"I dunno." Bullwinkle replied, squinting his eye a little. "But it's pretty dark in here…"

"IMMEDIATELY, THE BABY UNICORN'S HORN BATHED THE WHOLE CAVERN IN LIGHT, REVEALING NOT ONLY A PILE OF GOLD, BUT A LARGE, RED, WINGED—"

"DRAAAAGOOOOONNNN!!" Bullwinkle and Rocky yelled, scared completely. They tried to run, but the dragon lassoed his tail around their bodies, bringing them closer to his enormous, red, scaly face.

"I, am BARTHALOMAW, the VICIOUS!" The dragon spoke in a low, extremely deep voice. "Who art thou, strangers, and why HATH THOU COME TO MY CAVERN?!"

Uh, we're just trying to protect this baby unicorn here…" Rocky spoke. "The knights of the round table are trying to kill her and drink her blood to live forever…"

"Simply ABSURD!" Barthalomaw exclaimed, blowing fire from his nostrils. "Unicorn blood doth not grant immortality! Tis' DRAGON blood! Now since thou hath clearly lied, I shall burn all of thee to a CRISP!!"

"ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE THEN GRIPPED THE BABY UNICORN AND SHIVERED WITH FEAR NEFORE RUNNING THE HECK AWAY FROM THE DRAGON AS HE ENVELOPED THE WHOLE CAVERN IN FLAMES. IS THIS THE END OF ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE?! WILL THEY PROTECT THE BABY UNICORN AS PROMISED?! MAKE SURE TO BE WITH US NEXT TIME FOR "Crusader Rides Again!", OR "One Knight Stand!"!"