(Or "One Knight Stand!")

"WELL, THE LAST TIME AS YOU RECALL, ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE WERE IN THE PROCESS OF MAKING A NARROW ESCAPE FROM BARTHOLOMAW THE VICIOUS, A LARGE, RED DRAGON WHO USED TO TERRORIZE CAMELOT AND WAS NOW REDUCED TO REMAINING WITHIN HIS CAVERN—"

(*dragon roaring*)

"AAAAAAGH!" Rocky and Bullwinkle exclaimed, running extremely fast while carrying the baby unicorn in their arms.

"LOOK! I SEE LIGHT UP AHEAD!" Rocky exclaimed, pointing at a large opening in the cavern. "C'mon, Bullwinkle!"

"AS THE MOOSE AND SQUIRREL CLAMBERED UP THE CAVERN WALL, ATTEMPTING TO ESCAPE, THE CAVE WAS ONCE AGAIN ILLUMINATED WITH MAGIC FROM THE BABY UNICORN'S HORN, GIVING HER, ROCKY, AND BULLWINKLE THE ABILITY TO LEVITATE!"

"Gee, thanks you little cutie!" Rocky smiled, petting the fur of the baby unicorn.

"THE LITTLE UNICORN GAVE THE SWEETEST NEIGH, THEN SHE AND ROCKY, ALONG WITH BULLWINKLE ESCAPED THE CAVE. DUE TO BARTHOLOMAW'S SHEER SIZE, IT WAS NOT LONG BEFORE THEY WERE CORNERED ONCE MORE."

"Rock…" Bullwinkle spoke. "I don't wanna die…"

"Me neither bud…" Rocky replied. "But if this is the end, I want ya to know that I ate the last macadamia nut in that bag you got…"

"ROCKY!" Bullwinkle exclaimed, surprisingly shocked. "FOR SHAME!"

"Hey, I'm a squirrel!" Rocky replied. "I love nuts!"

"SUDDENLY, FROM OUT OF NOWHERE, A SMALL RABBIT SHOWED UP ALONG WITH A LARGE, MUSCULAR TIGER. THE RABBIT RODE IN UPON A HORSE, AND QUICKLY UNSHEATHED HIS SWORD, VERY EAGER TO PROTECT ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE."

"BACK, ye feind!" The little bunny exclaimed, waving his sword at the dragon. "Rags, take these guys to safety! I'll handle Barthalomaw…DEUS VULT!"

"THE TIGER QUICKLY OBEYED, PICKING UP ROCKY, BULLWINKLE, AND THE BABY UNICORN AND PLACED THEM BEHIND A LARGE OAK TREE. ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE WATCHED AS THE LITTLE RABBIT CONTINUED THE FIGHT…"

"So, we meet again, Crusader…" the dragon snarled, poking the rabbit's tiny stomach with an enormous claw. "Thou art getting soft with age….ye could perchance stand to drink less mead…"

"YE, could perchance stand to have less of EVERYTHING!" Crusader exclaimed. "En GARDE!"

"EVENTUALLY, THE DRAGON, HAVING BEEN STABBED BY THE LITTLE RABBIT, FLED IN TERROR."

"But I shall return one day!" The dragon replied, then eventually ceased flying and perished, thanks to Crusader's sword.

"Feh! You wanna bet?!" Crusader remarked.

"ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE THEN EMERGED FROM THE OAK TREE, BOTH STUNNED AND GRATEFUL FOR WHAT THE LITTLE BUNNY HAD DONE."

"H-hey, thanks for saving us!" Rocky smiled. "I'm Rocky, and this is Bullwinkle!"

"Charmed I'm sure!" Bullwinkle replied, snorting a little.

"My name's Crusader, this is Ragland—" the rabbit spoke. "I'm a knight, and he's my assistant-slash-best friend!"

"Oh cool!" Rocky replied, going river to pet the tiger. "Hey, Rags!"

"THE TIGER IMMEDIATELY PROCEEDED TO LICK ROCKY'S ENTIRE FACE, LEAVING IT COVERED IN SPIT."

"Wow!" Crusader replied. "He really likes ya!"

"No…kiddin'…" Rocky replied, almost paralyzed at the sensation of the massive tiger tongue. Quickly he removed the saliva from his face and turned to Crusader. "Say, we're trying to return this baby unicorn to her parents, but the knights keep chasing us—you know how to find them?"

"Oh, sure!" Crusader smiled. "Climb on my horse, Rags and I'll take ya to the unicorn meadow—it's also super close to this tavern, cause I could seriously use a drink right now…"

"AND WITH THAT, ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE GOT ON THE HORSE AND TRAVELED THROUGH THE FORESTS WITH CRUSADER AND RAGS. WHAT AN EXCITING CAMEO, AM I RIGHT, FOLKS?! MAKE SURE TO BE WITH US AFTER THIS SHORT BREAK FOR "Ye Battle Royale" OR "Middle Ages Crisis"!"