"And now it's time for—" Rocky started to speak before Bullwinkle shoved him completely off the stage.
"Welcome one and all to the first-ever ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE FASHION SHOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW!!" Bullwinkle exclaimed, taking the microphone and hollering to the sounds of the cheering crowds.
"Yay." The crowd cheered.
"Ol' Rock and I'll be over here, bein' your gracious hosts while the models simply have to look… g-e-w-d …." Bullwinkle replied, sitting down at a table with Rocky, comically annunciating the word "good". "Anyway, our first look is entitled "Wild Side", and it's a lovely tiger-print dress being modeled by the gorgeous Natasha Fatale—WATCH OUT, cause she might eat ya next!"
("Oops, I did it again" instrumental)
Natasha immediately walked out onto the stage, the audience entrapped by her beauty. She struck a few poses for the audience as well as magazine photographers, then gave a sensual "rawr", fitting the theme of her tiger-patterned apparel.
"I vould sure like to hunt HER down!" Boris replied, chuckling.
"Ooh, this next look is a real denim delight!" Rocky spoke, reading from the cue card.
Natasha strode out in blue jeans and an iridescent crop top, her backside was quite prominent in those jeans, and it made a number of male audience members go nuts, including Boris himself.
"This look in particular, entitled "Modern Serendipity", features a crop top made from iridescent vinyl fabric and acid-washed denim, perfect for a night on the town…" Rocky read the description.
Natasha walked off the stage once more and came back in a very 1960's-looking outfit.
"Looks like the 60's are back in a big and exciting way!" Bullwinkle spoke as Natasha walked out. "This look, called "Mod Bod" is inspired by the women's fashions of the 1960's—with this elegant, orange polka dot patterned dress and go-go boots."
Natasha walked off the stage after getting some pics for the magazine paparazzi, then everyone gasped as a newcomer walked onto the runway.
"This next look is called…the Natasha…" Rocky read from the cue cards. "This gorgeous strapless dress made from a blend of purple silk and spandex is modeled after our very own Miss Fatale, who was also Miss Pottsylvania 1959, 61', 62', 63, AND 65'…and modeled by none other than, wait—BULLWINKLE?!!!"
("I'm too Sexy" instrumental)
The curvy model turned round' to reveal that it was in fact Bullwinkle in full-on drag (complete with wig and makeup)…and boy, did he look far from sexy as he gave the cameras a few butt shots.
"DOLLINK…" Bullwinkle spoke in a high falsetto, trying to sound as much as he could like the tall woman.
Rocky was highly unamused, but Boris was strangely impressed.
"OH, EM GEE!" He exclaimed, suddenly standing up, wiping a tear from his eye. "EES DE MOST BEAUTIFUL MODEL OF AWL!"
"DOLLINK, EES NOT ME!" Natasha slammed her fist onto Boris's head. "Ees moose!"
At that exact moment, a water balloon fell from Bullwinkle's chest area, he quickly grabbed it and placed it back inside.
"Bullwinkle, get off the stage!" Rocky exclaimed.
"Well, there's gotta be more than one model at these kinds o' things.." The moose replied, then handed Rocky a notecard. "Here, read this next look…I can't WAIT to show it off to my public…"
"Next up is the Summer Fun collection, modeled once again by Bullwinkle…" Rocky replied.
Bullwinkle showed up on the stage once more and started modeling a series of bikinis while holding a beach ball and striking poses. He also wore a large blond wig, complete with makeup.
Then, yet another water balloon fell from his chest area.
"Jeepers." He replied. "I just hate it when I get a nip slip.."
End.
Music:
⁃"I'm Too Sexy"
(Right Said Fred, instrumental)
⁃"Oops I did it again"
(Britney Spears, instrumental)
