A/N: I do not own anything.
I am having too much fun writing this.
"Hi, Ginny? What are you doing at the Burrow?"
"Harry and I stopped by to pick up some things mum promised us."
"Um, this is going to be a weird question, but is Ron there?"
"Ron? I don't think so? Let me go ask Harry, he's outside playing Quiddich with Fred and George. No, Ron's not here. Why?"
"He said he was going to the grocery and that was a few hours ago, I figured he might have stopped there. Thank you though."
"Hermione, um, I know I shouldn't say anything, but...you might try Lavender..."
"Thank you, Ginny. Hey, are you and Harry still coming for dinner Friday?"
"Of course, Hermione. I'll see you then."
R/H R/H R/H
"Brown fireplace, may I ask who's calling?"
"Lavender? This is Hermione, I'm looking for Ron. Ginny said you might have seen him?"
"Sorry, can't say I have, Granger. I haven't seen him in months. He said he wanted to be loyal to you for some reason. Hell, he even asked my advice about buying you a ring. Good luck."
"Thank you. Have a good day."
"You too. Hey, if things don't work out, tell Ron to give me a call."
"Hermione! I'm home."
"Where have you been, and where are the groceries?"
"I had them sent, don't worry. See, there they are now. I'll grab the window. Here, help me put these away."
"You bought more orange juice. Ugh, just looking at it makes me sick."
"Hermione? Are you going to help me these away or not?"
"Too busy spilling my guts because your baby hates orange juice. Do it yourself."
"I'll just leave the non-perishables on the counter for you."
"My least favorite flavor chips... The rice cakes that made me sick, thank you so much Ron."
"Did you say something, 'Mione?"
"I said you forgot the chocolate cake I asked for."
"I figured you didn't need it. You've already gained enough weight."
"What?! It's your baby, not fat!"
"'Mione, where are you going? You know I hate it when you cry."
"Just go away, Ron. Just leave me alone."
"You can't stay in there all day, Hermione. I'll see you at dinner."
