The Domino Cereal Factory, January 3, 2000
Some black trucks with red B emblems pulled up to the cereal factory. Out from the trucks came some workers in red uniforms carrying boxes containing counterfeit cereals. Blaine stepped out of a truck, walked with his walking stick, into the factory where the cereal was being made.
"We are not expecting new orders today." The manager, a fat bald man with shaved black hair, a yellow button down shirt and brown pants said.
"Doesn't matter, because we are cancelling Yugios, Set-os, and Ry-os, to create a new kind of cereal called Vampire Flakes!"
"No, Yugios, Set-os and Ry-os are our best sellers!" the boss man said.
"I know, that's why we are cancelling them!" Blaine said. "We're tearing open a whole new door!"
Kenney's Grocery Store, Domino, January 3rd, 2000
Yugi, Joey, and Mai were in the store, browsing the aisles.
"Hey Yug!" Joey said. "What has gotten into Kaiba ever since he hooked up with that goth girl?"
"I thought the girl would be the restraining bolt on his cold heart, like you were on me, Joey." Mai said.
"I guess the girl was getting offered a high paying job at KaibaCorp or something." Yugi said. They came to where the Yugios and Set-os would be, but it was replaced with Vampire Flakes, retailing for only two quarters.
"Two quarters for a cereal?" Yugi said. "That's a steal!" Yugi put the Vampire flakes in the shopping cart. The three heroes checked out, and headed on home.
The next morning, Yugi ate breakfast with Joey and Mai. He poured Joey some Vampire Flakes. Yugi turned on the TV to see the whereabouts of Blaine, but a commercial played instead. The commercial showed Blaine on a baseball diamond in a red and black baseball uniform, swinging his bat. One of the Vampire Bots was on the pitcher's mound, ready to throw the ball.
"Wait a minute!" Blaine said. He ran for his Vampire Flakes and ate a bowl. He hulked out, ripping off his shirt in Alex Louis Armstrong fashion as an electric bolt thundered in the purple background with the word "SUPERCHARGED" in front of him. The robot threw the ball at Blaine. Blaine hit the ball, sending it flying so high, it went into space and into orbit. It circumnavigated the earth and became a meteor of destruction, landing in the middle of Florida, blowing up the entire state and sending the state shattering into tiny pieces. Blaine ran happily around the bases.
"Home Run, Home Run!" He said. He realized the state of Florida was shattered, hearing the sirens from a distance.
"Sorry." Blaine joked and did his evil laugh.
"Vampire Flakes are part of this complete breakfast!" the announcer said and the commercial ended. After Joey had finished eating his Vampire Flakes, he was feeling sick and pale.
"Oh my fucking god!" Mai shrieked. "What have you done to Joey!"
"I didn't..." Yugi said.
"He needs to get to the hospital!" Mai said. She and Yugi took Yugi's red sports car and took Joey to the hospital. Yugi swerved through traffic, dodging Blaine's red trucks carrying Vampire Bots firing at the car with their arm laser blasters. When Joey, Yugi and Mai arrived at the hospital, dropping Joey off.
"What now?" Yugi asked.
"We should destroy the source of that horrid cereal, wherever it came." Mai said. "How about we destroy the cereal factory?"
"That sounds psychotic..." Yugi said.
"Fuck it, let's go!" Mai said, taking the wheel. She drove Yugi's red sports car into the gates of the cereal factory, into the warehouses where the Vampire Flakes were stored. The Vampire Bots shot at the sports car, but it dropped grenades and drove away. The grenades exploded, torching the supply of Vampire Flakes. Mai drove the car away from the burning blaze.
"Damn it feels good to be a badass woman." Mai said. "I should kick ass like this more often." Mai applied lipstick while driving. The red car got through the gates, only to see Blaine on a red and black helicopter.
"You haven't seen the last of me!" Blaine said, waving his fist high in the air near the propellers. "I will return!" The propellers severed Blaine's entire hand, as blood spewed from where his hand would be.
"Dammit Viola, learn to fly!" Blaine scolded to his subordinate.
"But you're a vampire, won't you regrow your hand?" Viola said.
"It's not that easy, Viola!" Blaine said. "Curse you, DUEL RANGERS!"
