For copyright reasons this will NOT be a watching and reacting fanfic. Atleast not the kind where you read the episode transcript. The characters WILL be watching the episodes but these chapters will take place after each episode or two where the characters discuss them. So just imagine that everyone stayed quiet until the end of the episode.

STVOE and Characters belong to Daron Nefcy and Disney

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S1 Ep 2 A/B

They had now just finished watching Star turn their teacher into a troll and completely ruin a football game over a GREAT misunderstanding. Star was blushing in embarrassment, Janna and Ponyhead were barely paying attention as they watched the previous episodes again.

"Ok so Star, just to clarify football is…." Marco starts.

"Just a game that does not actually involve slaughter or weapons." Star says.

"Miss Butterfly!" Ms. Skullnick shouts. The teens turn around and see that she is right next to them. She hands Star a detention slip.

"A piece of paper?"

"That is a detention slip Star." Marco says.

"For turning me into a troll!" Skullnick shouts.

"I haven't done anything yet." Star says. "And I don't even go to your class right now Skulzie."

Her eyes wince and Marco face palmed. He looked over and saw Jackie Lynn Thomas staring at him. Marco felt embarrassed, the episode before had just revealed that he had a crush on her. Marco smiled awkwardly and sank into his seat out of her view. By then Skullnick was already gone.

"Ok so Ms. Skullnick just gave me five ''detentions''. So what does that mean then?" Star asks.

"Star, do you happen to have any teleportation spells that cant me far away from here?"

"I cant do any magic without a wand Marco. And given what we've been watching I don't think my mom is going to give it to me anytime soon. What do you need it for?"

"Unless you weren't paying attention Jackie knows….. well you saw."

"No Marco this could be a good thing. When she see's how awesome you are then maybe she'll like you back."

"I think she already thinks that were a thing."

"You two are and you don't even see it." Janna says. "Im going to talk to Thomas." Janna says getting up and walking away.

"Janna no!"

Janna had already left and now Ponyhead was looking at Marco.

"Sooo….."

"Ok, in light of what I just saw I have decided, NOT to hate you. But im still Stars BF overall. Right?"

"Oh course." Star says grabbing both Marco and Pony into a hug. "My two besties are besties!"

"No!" Both besties say at once.

And now Fergueson was right next to them.

"So what were you thinking about matching me up?"

Marco groans.

-Meanwhile in the second row-

"I cannot believe Star didn't contact me!" Moon says.

"Well honestly I cant blame her. She's terrified that you'll send her to that awful place, and you've made it clear that you would." Angie says.

"Saint Olga's is a respectable institution where princesses are taught to act like the queens in training that they are. Honestly I don't know where Star gets these ridiculous notions that it's some kind of torture chamber." Moon scoffs.

"Hey wait a minute, isn't Saint Olga's where we sent-" Hekapoo elbowed Rhombulus in the gut before he could finish his sentence.

"So you went there?" Rafael asks the queen.

"Well no, but I have heard good things about it. And you know what Im going to have a talk with my daughter right now."

Moon gets up from her seat, puts the wand in her back pocket and makes her way over to her daughters seat. As she walks by she bumps into Janna who smirks at her before walking away.

-huddled group of students and teachers-

As some of the students and teachers (especially Justin) were talking about how exciting having Star at their school will be, Brittany was groaning.

She honestly couldn't see why so many people were joshing over Star Butterfly. She wasn't very bright, she was nowhere near as pretty as her (Brittany) and she literally destroys everything she touches, with or without a wand.

"Ugh, it is so annoying listening to those idiots gush over Star-Butterface. Wouldn't you agree Brittanyfan13?" Brittany's eyes widened when she saw her fangirl/servant right now. "Brittanyfan13?"

"Yeahhh…." The girl formerly known as Brittanyfan13 says awkwardly. She had made herself a makeshift horned beadband out of paper she pulled out of her backpack. She had drawn hearts on her cheeks with a purple sharpie and completely ditched the cheerleader outfit she wore to imitate Brittany with regular clothes. "Uh, im kind of a Star fan now."

"WHAT!?" Brittany was horrified and angry. Granted, she never actually liked the girl but she did enjoy having someone so utterly dedicated to her that she wanted to dress like her and do her every command. Who would do her homework now?

"Sorry Brittany. Your still cool, but Star Butterlfy is way cooler. Im going to take pictures of her now to decorate my locker." The girl now called Starfan13 said as she pulled out a camera and ran to the front of the room. Leaving Brittany screaming. Chantel tries to comfort her, but the Asian girl just swats her hand away.

Jackie Lynn was chuckling to herself at this display, Brittany was finally getting what was coming to her, a huge dent in her ego. Pluss, this was a good distraction from-

"So Marco huh?"

Jackie looks over and see's her friend Janna sitting next to her.

"Oh, hey Janna."

"So, you found out that the guy whose done nothing but nod at you for, what? Eight years now, has a crush. What are you thinking? Come on tell me."

"I….dont know. I mean Marco seems alright but I don't think I really know him that well. Pluss im pretty sure that he's into Star even if he doesn't realize it. I mean look at them now-"

Jackie points over to the front where Marco is holding Stars shoulders as she argues with her mother.

"-they just met and Marco is already her emotional support."

"Well its your choice, personally I think that Tom guy is hot."

"Janna he's a demon, ok yeah he was hot, but he clearly has anger issues. And that was obvious despite him appearing for five seconds."

"Meh, I like em bad."

"But enough about me, what is THAT in your hands."

"Oh this?" Janna says holding up a strange looking wand that has spikes and bat wings on it. "I nabbed this off queen stick-up-her-butt when I bumped into her. Guess this is what it looks like when I hold it."

"The royal magic wand?" Jackie asked cautiously.

"Yep, im going to give it to Star, privately of course."

"Yo." Ponyhead says floating over them. "I'll do it."

-Back in the front-

"Mom please I have actually SEEN the girls when they come out of there. They are nothing like the girls they were before." Star pleads.

"If you mean that they learned to act appropriately than I agree."

"Um, your majesty if I may…"

"You may not," Moon said sternly. "though I appreciate you looking after my daughter in that timeline Mr. Diaz you also encouraged her to, how you say, dance around the truth to me."

"She was screaming." Marco defended.

"Well, clearly giving you the wand and sending you to earth will do nothing but attract unwanted attention to you, monster or otherwise, and cause far more destruction. For all we know it could be your poor decisions with magic that leads to it getting destroyed."

Moon takes a deep breath.

"I have made my decision, when this is over no earth."

"WHAT!?" Star and Marco say at once terrified.

"Instead you will be going to Saint Olga's with Ponyhead."

Now Star starts sobbing and crying on the ground grabbing onto her mothers dress.

"No no no no no mommy please no."

"Yeah no, I just got into her." Starfan13 says from behind the seat taking pictures, still.

"Please Moon look at her!" Marco says kneeling and gesturing towards the crying Star, who is now holding onto his torso.

"Queen Moon, Mr. Diaz. And Star needs to get over this silly childish phobia of hers."

"Bu-"

"This isn't up for debate Star. You are going to Saint Olgas once this marathon is over and my decision is final." Moon says as she walks away, Star sits back in her chair still sad but atleast not crying, or rather atleast not a sobbing mess.

"Star, its going to be ok. Maybe your mom will change her mind. Or, maybe it wont be that bad."

"Oh its bad Marco. Really bad. Why wont she believe me? She thinks that im just this dumb kid that doesn't know anything. And don't bring up the football thing im new to earth."

"I wont let you go there Star." Marco says grabbing her hand. "Im sure my parents will let you stay with us, I promise you will be fine."

Star's teary eyes met Marco's they smiled at each other and something inside both of them clicked. This just felt right. Star had never felt this way about anyone before, she felt it watching Marco embrace the chaos she was causing on screen (although that didn't take the whole first episode), but it was how protective she was of her (granted that might get annoying later) now she was starting to notice how handsome his eyes were. She had no doubt that he would make a great friend.

Marco on the other hand was noticing how beautiful Star was with her blue eyes and blonde hair. Sure she was hyperactive and alittle scatterbrained but she was also very amazing, how she was able to do so much before she even got magic, her optimism and determination. And her hyperactivity just made her so adorable. They stared at each other alittle longer than they should have, before something came between them…."No" Marco immediately got these thoughts out of his head. He wasn't falling for Star or anything? Of course love at first sight isn't real and they hardly know each other at this point. "Focus on Jackie, she's the one you've had a crush on for years now. Star will definitely be your best friend, but focus on Jackie."

"Got you something princess." Janna says holding the wand between them.

"Janna is this….my moms wand?"

"Nope its yours. You were supposed to get it before we came here. So here you go."

"I don't know if I…..ahah!" Star says before grabbing the wand, it turns into how it looked on screen. She gasps at it. "Ok, time for something more casual. Wardrobe change-naturanno." Star says and the wand changes her princess outfit to the same blue-green dress she wore on the screen with the purple boots and star shaped purse. Her tiara having been turned into a horned headband as well.

"You know funny thing I have no idea where my future self got one of these." Star says flicking her horns. "Last time I checked you can only get these in the underworld."

"Uh, speaking of the underworld, who is Tom? He looked kind of demonic." Marco asks wondering if he was supposed to be Stars (ex?) boyfriend.

"Oh that was Tom Lucitor. He's the prince of the Lucitor Kingdom under Mewni which is, yeah demons. You know funny thing I was actually looking forward to meeting him at the upcoming silver bell ball since he's the only guy who shouldn't be a bird, a fish or my cousin. But how does my counterpart know him so well? I guess we met earlier in that timeline."

"Actually, the scene between you getting the wand and bringing down your kingdom happen between several weeks." Explains Omnitraxus who had just floated down beside them. "In that timeline you two met at the ball, started dating then broke up. Actually, that's why you made the flaming rainbows in the first place. I would have shown that to you but the screen keeps glitching for some reason, skipping time. Farwell." Omnitraxus Prime says before he moves back to his seat.

"Well, I see no point pursuing that relationship then." Star says.

"Hey looks like the new set of episodes is about to start."