For copyright reasons this will NOT be a watching and reacting fanfic. Atleast not the kind where you read the episode transcript. The characters WILL be watching the episodes but these chapters will take place after each episode or two where the characters discuss them. So just imagine that everyone stayed quiet until the end of the episode.

STVOE and Characters belong to Daron Nefcy and Disney

Expect irregular updates


9A-9B

Freeze Day

After watch the previous episodes, with the plans of demon ex-boyfriends backfiring and resulting in two friends, who were clearly attracted to each other before, becoming literal soul mates and lizards in nice suits with hidden agenda's posing a threat; this "filler" episode seemed kind of boring.

Granted it was still very amusing to watch, the and teachers awed in amazement at Star accidentally freezing time, laughing at Star and Marco's shenanigans, their amazement at meeting father time and the pity they felt for his predicament and joy they felt at his liberation.

Jackie however was a tad uncomfortable about the whole "phase 4" thing as Marco in the front was contemplating on how his plan was utterly stupid and had gotten him nowhere with Jackie in all this time. He was thinking now it was no wonder that she rejected him.

But he decided to change the subject.

-Front Row-

" So Star…..how about after this we put father time on a bike and have that freeze day?"

"Oh I would love that!" Star says. "After you get to phase 5."

"I….I think im going to leave Jackie alone…."

"Isnt that what you've been doing?" Ponyhead asks. Marco groans as Janna high-fives her horn.

"….but im still going to officially say 'hi' to her."

-Middle Row-

"Ok quick question." Angie says.

"Yes?" Omnitraxus responds.

"If theres father time then what are you for?"

Omnitraxus narrows at her.

"He's time-time, im space-time." He says. "If your in a time-loop I deal with that. A father time problem is like. Oh I burt this toast I really wanted to eat."

Then Angie turns to Moon.

"You see-"

Omnitraxus interrupts her.

"Oh dang it, I burnt this toast I wish I could go back in time before it was burnt."

"Star-"

"That sort of thing."

Angie waited for a moment to see if the giant floating skull was done talking before going back to the queen.

"Star's pretty responsible with magic. She managed to free father time and keep the wheel going."

"Stat froze time by accident. And she spent what was apparently a few days pulling pranks on your town. Honestly I have no idea how you can tolerate such inappropriate behavior." Moon exclaims.

"Because its awesome!" Starfan13 yells from behind.

"At least she didn't delete gravity!" Sabrina yells as well.

"Hey are we going to have lunch soon?" Skullnick yells.

"After the season is over, we can compare notes." Hekapoo yells. "Play Omni"

And so the next episode began….


Royal Pain

….And ended.

In the front row

"So, a surprise every once in a while then?" Star asks.

"And absolutely no wet socks." Marco says.

"Dude you gotta invite me over when you turn Marco's house into a waterpark." Janna says.

"I would have totally crashed that party if I wasn't in….Saint O's" Ponyhead says with a shiver down her neck. Then she leaned over to Janna "Remind me to wet his socks if he tries to steal Star."

Stars face contorted.

"Gah! Oh man I just remembered that mom said she was going to send us there when this was over. Wait, that means no YOU either!" Star says looking at Marco feeling even more depressed. For some reason.

"Don't worry, im sure your mom will change her mind, I mean you haven't caused serious damage yet."

-Middle Row-

"No Mrs. Diaz, my opinion on Star has not changed." Moon says to Angie. "And you!" She says pointing at Raphael "How on Mewni could you have been ok with your house becoming a waterpark?" Moon was seriously asking them. It was like the Diaz's had no sense of discipline at all to have let Star get away with using magic so irresponsibly.

"Because it was fun! And I would just like to state that she was easily able to make it disappear." Raphael says. "Also she was not the one that set a mini-golf course on fire." Raphael says pointing at River while still looking at Moon.

"How was I supposed to know that Salivary wasn't living there?" River defended. "Also we must look into getting these toilets on Mewni."

"Agreed, it will make waste disposal easier." Moon said, honestly this was the best idea her husband had after watching his shenanigans on the screen. "But as for everything else River you need to have more control of yourself, especially around Star. Your where she gets it from."

"Be that as it may I am still more concerned about the Lizard's return." Hekapoo says.

-Back Row-

"Looks like we know where Butterface gets her brains and destructive nature from." Brittany says before fake laughing.

"Oh will you stop already Brittany, we all know that your just jealous." Hope says.

"Honestly they should give that wand to someone better. Like me." Brittany says.

"cough-bad idea."

The students turned around to see Principal Skeeves looking away whistling.

"You would be even worse." Ms. Skullnick says bluntly.

"Hey, I want the one who turned you into a troll. Though honestly it would be an improvement." Brittany says. She then feels a piece of paper in her fall into hand and looks at it. "Detention?"

"For a month." Skullnick says.

"That water park was rad." Dan, the captain of the swim team said.

"Maybe we can get her to enhance the pool for our work outs." Another member of the swim team said.

"This is going to be so awesome!" Alphonso said.

"Yeah, having Star around is going to be so much fun." Fergusson says.

"I wouldn't celebrate too much if I were you." Jackie says. "Janna told me that Stars mom is sending her to that reform school when this is over."

"YES!" Brittany squealed as everyone else said "NO!"

"Silence!" Omnitraxus says from infornt of them. "We are now beginning the next episode. Which is ironically called 'Saint Olga's'."


Ok the next episode is going to be styled like I did with Blood Moon Ball and Toffee. Not the whole episode script but I will have "scenes" shown because they would break the "silence" in the audience that they are expected to have.

I think I will do this for the most "important" episodes. I mean the ones that have the most impact on the series in terms of plot and Starco.

Any suggestions.

THNX.