For copyright reasons this will NOT be a watching and reacting fanfic. Atleast not the kind where you read the episode transcript. The characters WILL be watching the episodes but these chapters will take place after each episode or two where the characters discuss them. So just imagine that everyone stayed quiet until the end of the episode.

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Saint Olga's Reform School For Wayward Princesses

Right after the first scene of the new show people were already hating saint olga's. Princesses weren't even allowed to have cupcakes on their birthdays?

And then everyone (who wasn't already weirded out by the legs that weren't Stars moving under the carpet) was terrified when Ponyhead expressed fear over having expressed "Individuality and emotion" t Saint O's. And the conformant chamber.

None were more scared than Star and Ponyhead.

Angie looked at Moon glaring somewhat.

"Im sure she's just exaggerating."

Star however was cringed to her seat the entire time and Marco was covering his ears to avoid her screams.

Most of them, who weren't Star, laughed at the scene of Star putting Marco in a fluffy Pink dress to blend in with the princesses while she gave herself a Rock style one. Janna took a picture while Ponyhead balled her eyes out with rainbow tears.

Marco groaned.

"Miss Heinous is eager to start the reformation process."

"Miss Heinous? Really?" Jackie said turning to Courtney.

Everyone else had assumed that Saint Olga was the original founder while this Miss Heinous was the current head-mistress.

They watched the orientation video and everyone was finding Saint Olga's even more creepy. Even Moon herself was put-off by the lines One in a million emotionless rubber stamp.

She just wanted Star to lean to behave not loose her personality. But she was sure that they didn't ACTUALLY loose their personality or anything like that. That would be insane, and make her a REALLY horrible mother to consider sending her daughter there.

"Every single one of you is here for a reason."

"Wha-" Rhombulus said looking at the older woman on the screen. Lekmet "Bahhed" loudly and Hekapoo spit out her soda.

"Is that-?" Omnitraxus says.

"That must be Miss Heinous." Angie says.

"Its her." Hekapoo whispered to Omnitraxus.

"How can she still be alive after all this time?" He asks.

(I know that Star and Marco's guide had a Wanted Poster of Miss Heinous in it, but lets pretend, that it was an old wanted poster and that they were unsure if she was still alive at this point. I mean they never went to Saint Olga's to get her.)

But they went back to watching.

Nearly everyone face-palmed at Star bursting through the door to sing to Ponyhead. Right after Marco told her to be quiet.

SCREAMS upon seeing what Ponyhead had become since the phone call MINUTES AGO.

"Wha-" But no one was more terrified than Pony.

"You know, I kinda like her better this way."

"Ow." Marco said reacting to Ponyhead poking him with her horn.

"Don't you dare say you like me with my hair styled like a nerd."

"Ok yeah looking at it from this angle it is pretty messed up." Marco admits.

"Keep your pinkies at 90 degree's"

"This is worse than my worst nightmare." Star says both on screen and real time.

"Yeah….." Marco says.

"You gotta burn that place to the ground." Janna says.

"Yes, yes lets do that. Like right now!" Ponyhead said terrified of what was in store for her.

-Middle Row—

"Still thinking about sending your daughter there?" Angie asks seriously.

"Not at this moment no." Moon admits.

-Back Row—

"This is a new level of disturbing." Jackie says.

"Yeah." Even Brittany admits.

"What is this place?"

"I don't know."

The MHC crunched in their seats.

"Yes what is that?" Moon said asking the commission.

"What? We don't know anything!" Omnitraxus says quickly. "Just keep watching, no talking remember, shush!"

"My Poufy Dress Won't Fit!"

"This is why I wanted to be a guard!" Marco shouted.

"Im sorry Marco!" Star screamed.

Janna wanted to say something along the lines of "very manly dude." But this was a very serious situation. Wow, for Janna that is big!

"Really? Wha-"

"What? Bobby-pins always work!" Marco complained. Absolutly horrified watching his future self/counterpart get brainwashed.

-Middle row—

"Your school has my son tied to a chair and they are trying to brainwash him!" Angie shouted at Moon who herself was wrecked with guilt over planning to send her own daughter there.

-Back row—

"This chick is an even worse teacher than Skullnick." Ferguesson says.

"Yea- Hey!" Skullnick says.

Everyone began to feel a wave of sadness seeing Star cry while trying to destroy the very terrible poster.

But they all cheer once Ponyhead starts tearing it up and returning to her old self.

"YES! Im back baby!" Ponyhead said in real time. "And I cant believe im saying this but lets get Earth-turd out of there."

"Hey can you not call me earth-turd in this timeline?" Marco asks.

"No."

Everybody watched in anticipation as the butterfly monster Star made approached Heinous and her assistant with a foaming mouth. Some of them even hoping that it tears her to shreds. Including Rhombulus, abeit for different reasons.

But then. Something catches their eyes.

"Your cheeks!"

"WHAT!" Every single person, who wasn't Hekapoo, Lekmet, Omnitraxus or Rhombulus, shouted at once.

Miss Heinous had CLUBS on her cheeks.

Like how Queen Moon had Diamonds, Star had hearts, this insane teacher had CLUBS.

"S-Star. Are you, related to Miss Heinous?" Marco asks.

"I-I have no idea."

"Diamonds, Hearts, Clubs….so who the heck is the spade?" Jackie asks.

Everyone was relieved and happy when "Princess Turdina" Started the rebellion and Saint O's was effectively transformed into a party site.

But everyone was alittle worried and confused when they was Heinous enter a library with the boby pin.

Then absolute horror when she put it in the liquid and it told her that it was from earth.

"I will find…..and Annihilate them!...thats the verb ive been looking for."

Episode ends.

"Ok….this could be an issue." Star says. Now she has to worry about a lizard and a teacher.

"Star."

Star and Marco looks around and see's Moon standing there looking guilty.

"Um, you will not be going to Saint Olga's." She then walked away.

-Middle row—

Moon sat back down next to Angie and she put her hands to her face.

"I cant believe I was going to send my daughter to get her personality destroyed."

"Hey its ok." Angie said patting her shoulder. "Now you can destroy that place instead. Hey so is Heinous like your sister, second cousin, aunt, what?"

Moon was completely baffled.

"I don't know. T-That cant be right." Moon said. "I know every branch of the Butterfly family tree and this 'Miss Heinous' isn't anywhere on it!"

"Uh, you know the cheek marks are from exposure to magic, you don't HAVE to be a butterfly just have magic." Hekapoo says, it wasn't the truth but it wasn't a lie either. Actually, it still applied.

"So this person could have her own stash of magic." River concluded. "You must stop her when this is over. Someone like her could cause serious damage."

"Agreed, we will get on that." Omnitraxus says. He turns to the other commission members relieved that their secret remains safe for now.

-Back row—

"She has clubs!" Jackie says.

"Does that mean she's a Butterfly?" Another student asks.

"I heard the lady with the horns say that the cheek marks are from magic. So maybe this miss Heinous just came across magic once." Principal Skeeves reasons.

"She could be an illegitimate Butterfly." Alphonso says.

"Yeah, like…." Chantel starts. "Or what if this lady is like Moons older sister. Like way older before she was born or something. But she was as bad as Star so her parents sent her there and she was so affected that she ended up staying and running the place."

"An interesting theory. I'm curious to see where this is leading."

"The fact that she went to brainwashing HERSELF kind of disturbs me." Jackie says.

-Middle Row—

"Omnitraxus spoke."

"Ok everyone, moving on the next episodes."