For copyright reasons this will NOT be a watching and reacting fanfic. Atleast not the kind where you read the episode transcript. The characters WILL be watching the episodes but these chapters will take place after each episode or two where the characters discuss them. So just imagine that everyone stayed quiet until the end of the episode.

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S1 Ep 11 A-B

Mewnipendance Day-The Banagic Wand

After watching these last two sets of episodes people were either cracking up about Stars lack of general knowledge on earth, or in deep thought about the political and racial segregation in Mewni.

Star herself had barely paid attention to her counterpart trying to buy "earth magic" because she kept thinking about Mewnipendance day. She thought about the Mewnipendence day book and how unevenly matched the Monsters were compared to the magically empowered Mewmans. It wasn't so much as a war or a battle as it was a mass slaughter.

She also started thinking about how Marco pointed out to her personally during the video that she said the monsters attacked the mewmans to "take back" the land. As in the monsters had it BEFORE the mewmans did.

As Marco looked over at his new friend to ask her if she was ok they heard a call.

"Princess! We want to talk to you!" Rhombulus called from behind them.

The MHC, besides Hekapoo and Lekmet were looking mad at Star while Stars parents just looked confused. Angie and Raphael awkwardly gave Star a 'its ok' hand gesture.

As Star and Marco stood up and walked to face them some of the other students and the teachers went up to them as well.

"Star….could you please explain to me why you let that frog-man go?" Moon asked keeping a regal tone.

"And gave him perfectly good corn." River added.

"DON'T YOU KNOW THEY ARE EVIL!" Rhombulus shouted outraged.

"Ok, ok." Star said. "I know that monsters…are our enemies. BUT as Marco here pointed out Mewnipendence day doesn't seem so much as us fighting for independence as us….taking homes from monsters and killing them all." Star says. "Honestly looking at it from a different perspective it seems alittle messed up."

All the humans started going "Yeah." "Kinda." "Pretty much."

"I never liked this holiday." Ponyhead said.

"Sweety, when Mewmans first came to Mewni the monsters attacked them." River said.

"Of course they attacked, you all took their land first." Marco said. "And then you massacared them with magic and you've been reinacting it ever sicne? Jeesh no wonder they hate you."

"You stay out of this human!" Rhombulus shouted, his snake hands hissing.

"Bahhhh."

"What? What do you mean you kind of see their point?" Rhombulus asked Lekmet.

"Honestly I think all those monsters are gross." Brittany said before making a bleh sound.

"See she gets it!" Rhombulus said pointing at Brittany with his snake-hand tongue.

"If I may." Principal Skeeves said. "We are from a country called America. But most of our ancestors came from Europe. We sailed to America just like your people did to Mewni." He explained to the Mewman royals and the commission. "Like how there were already monsters in Mewni there were Indians in America. Like you we took their land and killed them all when they fought back. But you know what the difference between us is? Today, we acknowledge it was wrong."

"That's why we let them build casino's now." Janna said.

"But monsters are evil!" Omnitraxus said.

"Um, I don't think they are evil so to say. Ok maybe Ludo and Toffee. But I think that monsters in general aren't so much evil as they are…..just on a different side."

"And that side isn't mewman." Rhombulus said.

"Well yeah…."

"EVIL!"

"That is very racist and closed minded." Raphael said. "And Star I think you did the right thing."

Star smiled at that.

"Ok look," Moon said. "Be that as it may, Monsters and Mewmans have been enemies for a long time. At this point they are bloodthirsty towards Mewmans and very dangerous."

"What about her?" Janna asked pointing at Ponyhead. "Or the demon Tom?"

"We have had ties with the Ponyheads and the Lucitors for generations." Moon explained.

"And before that?" Skullnick asked.

"Well…" Moon was looking guilty. "Ok they were monsters too."

"Aha!" Janna shouted.

"Ok lets all just agree that Star did something nice and Mewnipendence day needs less bloodlust." Marco said. "Can we please focus on the real question. Like, oh I don't know, what TOFFEE is up too now that he got Buff-Frog fired."

"Yes that is weird." Hekpoo said. "He's supposed to be helping get the wand."

"Maybe he's just that petty." Omnitraxus said. "The frog-man insulted him so he wanted to get rid of him."

"His name is Buff-Frog." Star said already starting to feel some sympathy for him.

"Stop sympathizing with the monster Star." Her mother scolded. She rolled her eyes and crossed her arms. "The last thing you need is to end up like Eclipsa."

"Whose Eclipsa?" Star asked.

The commission and her parents looked at Star as if she had just asked "what's 2+2".

"Star, didnt you read the book of spells?" River asked.

"I….may have kinda skimmed through all the chapters after grandma Skywynne. And by skimmed I mean mostly didn't read. So is Eclipsa another grandma or what?"

Moon looked at her daughter looking guilty and wide eyed.

"Uh, nothing. Forget I said anything. Omnitraxus play the next episode."

"Girl you gotta get that book here." Janna said to Star.

"I'll do that when we take a break."


S1 Ep 12 A-B

Interdimensional Fieldtrip-Marco Grows a Beard

After watching this set of episodes Skullnick was starting to like the idea of becoming a troll and the kids were starting to like her better.

Meanwhile the Commission was on the edge of their seats. Toffee had just manipulated Ludo's army into making HIM their leader. Ludo was thrown out of his castle and now Toffee was in control!

Meanwhile Jackie and Ponyhead were still laughing about Marco's predicament.

"Y-you were gonna shave off that gigantic beard with a tiny razor!" Janna said to Star as she balled her eyes out.

"Bet you wish you hadn't told her she uses too much magic, huh?" Ponyhead asks before laughing next to Janna.

"Guys this is serious!" Marco said. "Now Toffee is in control of Ludo's army. Who knows what he's gonna do now. Oh and Star I do hope you learned something."

"Yeah….maybe its not a good idea to rely too much on magic." Star said. Immediately before summoning up some popcorn. "Popcorn?"

"Oh yes." Marco said smiling before he took a handful. "Oh and if I ever do end up being covered in hair, please, use magic."

"Ok how about I only use magic under serious circumstances. Like, cant think fo anything else. Or if im too lazy to walk." Star says.

"Fine by me."

-Second Row-

"Toffee is in control of Ludo's castle…." Moon said terrified. What was her old enemy up too. Its like he was more concerned with taking over than getting the wand. And why would he even help try to get the wand in the first place. Septarians hated magic.

"Um… don't worry im sure it will be fine." Angie said trying to comfort the queen.

"Yeah….im alittle worried myself." Hekapoo said.

-Back row-

"Ok lets be honest who here DIDN'T expect that coming?" Brittany asked. No one raised their hands. "Yeah I thought so. And did you all see the damage Star caused? Bet this wouldn't happen if I had the wand instead."

"Heck no, you would make it rain diamonds." Jackie said.

"What would be wrong with that?" Brittany asked smugly.

"One, diamonds falling from the sky would destroy everything. Two, the price would go way down."

"Can we just move on?"

Omnitraxus spoke.

"Ok everyone. Just this one last episode then we can have lunch."