For copyright reasons this will NOT be a watching and reacting fanfic. Atleast not the kind where you read the episode transcript. The characters WILL be watching the episodes but these chapters will take place after each episode or two where the characters discuss them. So just imagine that everyone stayed quiet until the end of the episode.

STVOE and Characters belong to Daron Nefcy and Disney

Expect irregular updates


S3 Ep 5 A/B

To most of the audiences frustration the first two episodes DIDNT have Eclipsa.

Though the first ending made Janna comment that both Star, then later Marco, are weirdos for the jacket sniffing.

The second one ended with mostly joy at Glossarycks ressurection (with the exception of Rhombulus)

"Noooo!" Rhombulus whines after Glossaryck being revived from the sanctuary after Star puts the piece of the book in it.

"Relax, he doesn't seem all the way back in the head." Justin said. "By the way what's a Globgor?"

The commission and Moon tensed. "Uhh.."

"Oh it's in Glossarycks bucket list." Janna says flipping through the spell book to Glossarycks section. "Right here, 'Say nothing but Globgor for a whole year.'"

"So Glossarycks probably just messing with us then." Marco deadpans.

"Marco, do you honestly think-" Star stops herself. "Ok yeah maybe your right."

"So what was this OTHER time Star got upside down in a punch bowl?" Brittany asked taking out a pad of paper.

In the Wand

"This is good." Celena says. "Glossy has these silk worms that can recreate anything. If Star saved this part of the book and Glossys back so will the spell book."

"That is a great thought." Skywyyne says. "But Glossaryck doesn't seem...there only the head."

"Globgor?" Justin questioned turning to his sister. "Isn't that?"

"The monster king." Solaria said turning to his daughters tapestry.

"Could he be trying to warn Star that Eclipsa is free?" Crescents asks.

All the queens look at each other in worry as the next episode plays.


Ep 6 A/B

A

After the first half most of the audience was complaining. Inside the wand both Jushtin and Festivia we're ranting on how at this rate Starco was never going to happen. While Rhina was having complex feelings about the demon boys change of heart.

"Noooooo!" Starfan13 whines.

"Seriously?" Janna asked Star. "You just started liking Oskar then you go back to your ex?"

"Marcos still dating Jackie there. Besides Tom was...sweet." Star replies.

"Well...honestly I'm not sure how my relationship with Jackie is going to play out in that timeline." Marco says rubbing his neck.

"Yeah I'm probably going to dump you." Jackie says. Everyone looks at her. "What? It's obvious that version of Marco is connected to Star, we know I and that me knows it."

"So Toms only half demon?" Justin asked.

"His mom was huge!" Brittany gasped. "And he takes more after his dad?"

"How does a guy like that...you know...with a massive demon?" Hope asks.

"That's not an appropriate topic." Moon says.

"I wanna know!" Janna shouts.

"Me too!" Pony adds.

"Uh, lets continue watching." River says pressing play.

—-

B

In the Wand

"Ok this is good." Solaria says. "She's going to get a trial. Maybe she will repent." Solaria says.

"I can't believe they confused Bobipsa for Eclipsa." Dirhennia says.

"It's Rhombulus!" Crescents says like it was obvious he would be that stupid.

"Just to clarify Eclipsa IS a pescatarian!" Jushtin says loudly.

"Oh Moon..." Comet says sadly. She's been disappointed in her daughter throughout this entire thing. From her strictness with Star to her muddled perception of monsters. Though she had no doubt that the commission had a big role in this.

"Solaria are you ok?" Skywyyne asked her daughter.

"Yes, it's just that. The main reason Moon wants my daughter recrystalized is because of one of MY spells. Be honest mother, am I...bad?"

"What? No, no of course not sweetie. I mean you did kinda go alittle overboard in the fighting monsters thing but you had Mewnis best interest at heart. And the fact that you still love Eclipsa despite your...complicated feelings, says a lot."

Skywyyne says earning a smile from her daughter.

"I just wonder how she's still alive." Solaria says.

"Maybe the commission crystallized her before the monster could eat her." Jushtin says.

"I...don't know." Says Festivia. "She would t be so preppy if she nearly avoided getting eaten. And the MHC wouldn't have crystallized her if she was regretful. I...I think that maybe the monster was...ok with me. Possibly. And they crystallized her anyways just because they don't like monsters."

"If it's any consolation mother," Crescenta says. "I don't care much floor monsters but I wouldn't condemn a Mewman just for loving one. I would be like what the heck? How do you find that thing attractive? But that's alittle harsh."

All the queens nodded in agreement.

"Even so, I don't know if we should trust Eclipsa. I was getting a...uneasy vibe."

"She often used humor to avoid dealing with her feelings." Jushtin says. "Shall we go back to watching?"


S3 ep 7-8

The next few sets of episodes were rather uneventful.

Tom tried to have a demonsism to change. But only removed one demon out of thousands.

Everyone found that hilarious while grateful he didn't end up like seahorse. That was scary.

Pony was still crying over that.

Jackie left Marco for being md tally stuck on Mewni.

"Told ya." Says audience Jackie.

"Yeah...I wasnt a great boyfriend." Marco admits.

Star makes Marco her squire.

And everyone in both audiences decided...

"Wow that Higgs chick was a b-"

"Janna!" Star interrupts.

"What it's true. And honestly what was she thinking bullying her PRINCESS. If I were you she would be in the dungeon for all the shrap she pulled."

"Agreed." Moon says seriously before looking at Star and Marco. "If you two follow a similar path please inform me of any issues with other squires and they will be removed of their positions."

"...ok..."

—-

S3 ep 9 A/B

A

...

Marco, as Princess Turdina is about to make an announcement to the princesses "she" inspired to rebel.

Then Heinous shows up.

"Princess Marco... is a boy!"

"Ok, so she's not completely delirious." Janna says.

...

"Who says a princess can't be hairy?" A princess asks in response to Heinous showing them "her" chest hair.

Everyone chuckled when Marco reveals that he named his single chest hair while Marco himself covers his chest and blushes.

Marco does reveal himself to the princesses, to their shock, and apologizes.

"Wait? Why does it matter if he's a boy? Nothing he said was wrong."

"You go lots of arms princess!" Jackie shouts.

Meanwhile Ponyhead was still crying.

"Pony this hasn't even happened yet." Star says.

"It doesnt matter...sob...You two has better not ruin Turdina this time around got it!"

"Uh..." Marco is dubfound. "Wait what is Heinous doing to smoochy"

On the screen it shows the elephant princess, that had attacked Star in season 1, braced to a strange machine. She looks pale and it appears to be siphoning something (her life energy maybe) from her into Heinous.

"Oh yeah, that's good."

The group gasped.

"Did she just...like, steal her life energy?" Star asked horrified.

"That monster!" River growled.

"Bahhhh!"

"That must be how she lives so long." Hekapoo whispers to the two other commission members in the bottle.

In the Wand

"It's some kind of machine that siphons life energy." Skywyyne deduced.

"She could be hundreds of years old then!" Jushtin exclaimed.

"This Miss Heinous becomes more and more interesting to me." Solarian says. "I do hope that we discover more about her past soon. Particularly why she has cheek marks."

—-

B

Star is at the market with Tom getting clothes. She notices a Mewman store keeper aggressively shooting away monster children.

"Man, what a jerk." Hope says.

"That's horrible." Says Janna.

"Those poor kids." Says Angie.

A part of Moon wanted to object, but she but her tongue. A part of her understood since they were monsters, still, something seemed to make her unsure.

"Dont sympathize with those monsters!" Little Rhombulus shouted from inside the bottle.

"They were children!" Raphael says irritated. "They were just checking out the store."

"They would have just grown up to be an issue for mewmans." Omnitraxus says.

"Well the broom was kinda harsh." Hekapoo admits.

The shop keeper then tries to shoo away atom, but as soon as he realizes who he is he starts apologizing and groveling.

"Ok, does no one here see any issue with this?" Star asks her mother and the Commission.

"Demons don't count Star, we've been allies with them for generations." Moon says.

"Just look at the screen." Hekapoo says.

On screen, Star is asking her mother to explain the differences between monsters and non-monsters.

"We keep monsters out because they are dangerous….."

"Not all of them. And What about the ones who aren't mewman but also not monsters? Like Rhombulus, he has snakes for hands. Are his hands monsters?"

"HOW DARE YOU!" Rhombulus shouts outraged at the princess.

"Well its true." Marco says. Then he looks at the rest of the commission. "No offense to any of you but….none of you really look Mewman yourselves."

"Were aligned with Mewmans, Marco." Hekapoo says.

"Yeah, and we were made this way by Glossaryck." Rhombulus says. "What are the monsters excuses for the way they are?"

"Uh, evolution?" Starfan13 says.

"Oh whatever."

"What about the Ponyheads….."

"Star, apologize to your friend." Moon says since Ponyhead is right there in the room.

"Actually ive kinda wondered the same thing sometimes." Pony admits.

"What?" Omnitraxus asks.

"Bahhhh?"

"Yeahhh….I mean seriously, like a lot of us non-mewman royals feel the same way Stars thinking. We just put up with it since it doesn't really affect us. But seriously guys, you are jerks."

These words strike Lekmet and Hekapoo, as well as Moon and River the most. But Rhombulus is still being childishly stubborn in his beliefs and Omnitraxus is thinking of excuses.

"Well you all have status and your civilized kingdoms that set you apart from them." Omni says.

Ironically, right when Moon says. "Well Star, he's rich." In response to Star asking why Rich Pigeon isn't considered a monster despite being a "Pigeon with legs".

"Seriously?" Jackie asks turning to Moon.

"No, that I understand." Brittany says. Earning glares from the rest of them. "Well think about it, if your rich and have power then you don't have to worry about them stealing your stuff. No way I will let a blue collar near me." She says with her nose upturned.

"See she gets it!" Rhombulus says.

"Ok so basically if they have status and they agree too allied with Mewni, they are fine, but if they are dirt poor they deserve to be treated like trash?" Marco asks.

"Ok when you put it that way it sounds not cool." Hekapoo admits.

"Yes." "Of course." Says Rhombulus and Omnitraxus.

"H-Po can I borrow that?"

"Don't call me that." Hekapoo says handing the jar over to Marco, who then shakes it.

"AHHHHHHH!"

Marco gives the jar back to Hekapoo and they watch the rest of the episode, which really didn't do much but show Moon that she needs to replace Jelly Goodwell with someone who ACTUALLY knows monsters.

In the Wand

"Wow that woman was an idiot." Solaria says thinking of Jelly.

"You know Star made a few good points." Jushtin said. "I mean the demons and the ponyheads were monsters before I formed alliances with them."

Solaria had no words, Stars questioning of monster vs not monster and if that really made them "Evil" were processing through her brain. Especially considering the revelation that Globgor DIDN'T eat her daughter. As it was with all the other queens. Even Crescenta.

Comet on the other hand felt great pride in her granddaughter and alittle disappointed in her daughter. She had hope however that her daughter would get to her.

The next episode played.


S3 Ep10

A

The sight of Star flying around eating talking goblin dogs made everyone confused (and disturbed) until the scene changed to Star gnawing on pillows, showing it was a dream.

"Ohhhh."

"I had a dream like that. Except they were meatballs." Dirhennia says.

"For me it was pigeon pie." Festivia says.

"Goblin dog wrappers?" Star says looking at her bed.

"What? Did I like sleep walk or something?" Star asked herself.

"Maybe." Marco says.

While everyone else was staring at Star the queens were perplexed.

The next scene took everyone by surprise.

Everyone went "WHAT?" As they saw a portal open in her bed.

"Star? Do you keep dimensional scissors under your pillow or something?" Asked Hekapoo.

"Uh, no." Star says.

Then Star, in her butterfly form, emerges from the void carrying the goblin dog truck.

"What!?" Everyone shouted.

"Uh, mom? Is that supposed to happen?" Star asked her mother who was staring at her daughter wide eyed.

"No." She says. "You arent supposed to be able to dip down that easily. It's only supposed to happen in times of need, and it takes years of training. You certainly arent supposed to be doing it while sleep walking!"

"You created a portal. Without scissors!" Hekapoo said alittle terrified.

"Th-that shouldnt be possible." Omnitraxus said from the bottle.

"Bahhh!"

"Well, Star did kinda reboot the realm of magic so it's pretty much established that she's above average." Jackie says. "Also she probably got exposed to more magic when she did."

"Sooo beautiful." Starfan13 says eying the sleepwalking beauty on screen.

"Ok, this is either really cool or terrifying." Says Hope.

"Terrifying." Says Brittany.

"Cool!" Says Janna.

Meanwhile in the wand everyone was freaking out.

"Is that possible!?" Shouts a astounded Creacenta.

"I've only read of something like this happening once before." Says Skywyyne. "Soupina the strange."

"Yes, she got stuck in her butterfly form." Jushtin says.

"Well she turned back so she seems to have more control." Says Solaria.

"But she still shouldn't be able to transform THAT easily!" Shouts Rhina as she has a breakdown.

"Maybe she became more powerful after recreating the realm?" Says Comet who was already thinking of how powerful her granddaughter has become.

"But why is she sleepwalking?" Estrella says as she draws an image of Butterfly-Star zapping Toffee. "That's what I want to know."

...

"Catastrophe!" River shouts "then the commission would come and...send you away forever!...Eventually, we would just have to adopt a new princess."

Everyone looks at River with eyes that say "really?"

"I was clearly joking!" River says defending himself.

"If it is clear then why is Star having Marco chain her to her bed?" Janna says pointing at the screen.

...

Marco is watching Star as she sleeps. Another portal opens up overhead and Butterfly-Star is trying to break free.

"Ok this is NOT normal." Hekapoo says. "Maybe we should examine you..."

"HASENT HAPPENED YET!" Star shouts leaning more into Marco.

He blushes and looks at Hekapoo who gives him a thumbs up. That actually made him blush more.

Star enters the void and pulls Marco along with her.

Everyone gasps.

"Marco!" His parents shout.

After flying through the void for a while Glossaryck, tied to bedsheets, pulls them out.

"Oh thank you Glossaryck." Moon says relieved.

Then she gasped when she saw who was actually pulling the sheets.

"Thank you, Eclipsa." Janna says.

In the Wand

"Thank you Eclipsa." Comet says.

"She probably only did it because she needs Star." Crescents says. Solaria glares at her. "What?"

"Wait how did she get out?" Jushtin asks.

"We dont trust you one bit!"

"Oh, afraid I'll get my evil cooties on you?"

Janna was cracking up at the exchange. "I LOVE THIS WOMAN!"

Star sends Marco out and she talks to Eclipsa alone.

"Star, I don't like the idea of you being alone with that woman." Moon scolds. Especially since we have no idea how she got out."

Star and Eclipsa talk about her dreams.

"Your telling Eclipsa and not ME!?" Moon asked her daughter outraged.

"Do you NEED to stop it?"

"You saw what happened tonight it was horrible!"

"What about the other times? Were they so horrible?"

"No,…..they were actually quite amazing dreams ive ever had."

"I wouldn't run from these dreams. I would…..see where they take me…..its the only way to learn what your truly capable of. All knowledge is good knowledge I always say."

"I have mixed feelings about that philosophy." Moons says.

In The Wand

"Hmmm. I actually agree with that advice." Skywyyne says.

"That's Eclipsa, always trying new things. She was very, unconventional that way." Jushtin said. "You know its funny, before the monster thing I always thought she would be called Eclipsa the Curious."

"How did you break out of the Rose Tower anyway?"

"As long as were spilling secrets. Oh captain, permission to come aboard." The picture of a bearded sailor man winks then opens a secret passageway.

"There are secret passageways in the castle?" Moon said truly shocked. "Oh that witch, that's why she wanted to be in the Rose Tower. I told you all she was manipulative."

"Then why did she show Star?" Angie asks.

"Or help us?" Marco adds.

"Because Star is still foolish enough to trust her."

"MOM!"

"Hey wait a minute. Isnt that the same picture that talked to Marco during the blood moon?" Ferguesson asks.

"Yeah who is that?" Asks Sabrina.

"Oh that's-"

In the Wand

"Alphonse." Solaria says.

"Eclipsa's father." Jushtin explains to the other queens.

"Aw man."

"What is it Dirhennia?" Festivia asks her daughter.

"If I had known there were secret tunnels I would have used them a long time ago. Get away from….." she looks briefly at her sister. "People."

The episode ends with Star taking Eclipsa's advice and letting Marco leave her room.

"Globgor"

"Yes Glossaryck. Im not sure she can do this alone either."

B

Star, Marco, Tom and Kelly were at a Laka Lake beach.

"Star. You cant just give your demon boyfriend one of my hoodies without asking." Marco complains.

"Janna takes you wallet without asking." Star responds.

"She shouldn't do that either!"

Marco talks to Kelly alone. She tells him she and her boyfriend Tad just broke up.

"You guys will probably work it out, you always do…."

"No, this is very much the end."

"…..I know how you feel. Jackie and I split up too."

"I swear if Marco starts dating Kelly and not Star I am going to scream." Jushtin says, every bit of his innards is screaming STARCO! STARCO!

Marco and Kelly bond and Kelly asks Marco to talk to Tad, who lives in her hair.

The humans think that's gross.

Marco enters her hair and its like a whole room in there.

"Uh, what exactly IS Kelly?" Chantelle asks the Mewmans.

"Oh, she's a Woolett." Star says.

"Uh?" Ingrid asks.

"She and Tad are from a dimension called Woolandia. Everythings hairy there." Pony says.

"Dude, first Star then Jackie then Hekapoo now Kelly." Alphonso says irritated to Marco. "Will you stop having more girlfriends than us."

"Woah woah woah! Me and Hekapoo never dated."

"We did have some good times though." Hekapoo said purring. Making Marco blush and her parents uncomfortable.

"Well you are the expert." Tad says in response to Marco saying he's just making himself miserable.

"What do you mean?"

"How your making yourself miserable hanging around Star."

"Ohhhhhhh." Everyone who ships Starco (basically everyone that this point) says.

"Ive been watching you all night, you have feelings for your best friend dude…you have dimensional scissors you could be…..in any dimension. But….your choosing to hang here with your unavailable crush. When it comes to making yourself miserable, you are the master bro."

Star and Marco eye each other, they both feel a lump in their throats.

Marco tries to deny it while running past several couples, including one who outright say "being in love with your best friend is awesome."

"Wow." Was everyones response to that.

"Why was that wierdo hugging a tree?" Was Birttany and Crescenta's response to another couple.

"Wow, this is like a reverse of the Love Sentence episode." Jackie says.

"Yeah…." Agrees Marco.

The episode ends with Marco watching the soulrise with Kelly.

"Star, you gotta take me to see that in person." Janna says.


Ep 11 A/B

A

The next episode just involved Star, Marco and Ponyhead trying to get Rich pigeon to sign a petition to allow equal rights for monsters.

To the disgust of Rhombulus and Omnitraxus,

Conflicting feelings for Moon, River, Hekapoo, Lekmet, Crescenta and (yes) Solaria.

And pride in Comet.

Then Marco accidently breaks Rich's leg.

"Nice going earth turd." Pony says.

And Rich has to pardon them so they don't get death by a thousand pecks.

B

After the second part of the episode everyone turned to Ponyhead and said.

"Your family is nuts."

"Thank you."


Ep 12

A

The following episode showed what Marco does when not on adventures with Star. Having adventures with Hekapoo.

"Hey Hekapoo I have a question?" Angie asks.

"Me and Marcos private lives are none of your business."

"No not that. You don't like monsters, but what about Raven Talon?"

"If it's not from Mewni abd doesn't get involved with Mewmans it isn't a monster." Hekapoo responds.

"Star, im alittle concerned about your sleep portaling now." Marco says to Star.

"Yeah...me too."

"Oh yeah, and sorry for not watching you those times." Then he turns to Hekapoo "sorry Hekapoo."

"Well...hasn't happened yet."

"To me all of this is like Marco cheating on Star with Marco." Janna says.

"Bein." Ingrid says agreeing.

"What? How?"

"Well, Star needed you to watch her, but you kept sneaking off to hang with that girl because it was more exciting."

"Ok, I suck! Happy now?" Happy days exasperated.

"Yes."

"But in the bright side." Star says. "We know there's a pattern to what I'm doing." She says thinking of the map he and Hekapoo made.

—-

B

Star has Marco and Janna help her determine what she's doing.

"I'm following a weird voice?" Star asks herself.

Star goes to sleep with a mirror phone in her head so they can all see where she's going.

"Hmmm. Smart move." Moon admits.

"This should be interesting." Skywyyne says in the wand.

Marco and Janna watch Star in the mirror as she travels through different dimensions.

Everyone is curious to see what Star is doing.

Marco tries to make conversation with Janna.

"Chickenbutt"

Marco drops to the floor asleep.

"Janna!" Marco says annoyed. "Did you hypnotise me to fall asleep when you say-"

"Chicken butt-"

As soon as Marco falls over off the couch landing on Sabrina (causing her to blush)

"-yes."

Star groans and goes to pick up Marco.

"Sorry Sabrina."

"No no it's cool. It's cool..."

Janna snaps her fingers and Marco awakens.

"Huh? What?"

...

Everyone's eyes widen as they see Star following the noise into a strange working portal. It is nothing like the others they've seen. It's several different colors.

Hekapoo gasps.

"I know that portal type."

"You do? Where does it go?" Marco asks.

"The realm of magic."

In the Wand

All the queens were gasping, none of them recognized that type of portal. They were especially terrified when Star flew into it and Janna said that she was "off the map."

"Come on little one." Comet whispered.

Star floats up from a pool of magic. A young unicorn sits on her and licks her to consciousness.

"Oh my gosh that's so adorable. And it talks!" Star says. "Oh my gosh there's more of them!"

"They are milhorses." Omnitraxus explains.

In the Wand

The queens were confused.

"A talking unicorn?" Jushtin asks.

"She's in the magic." Solaria says.

Skywyyns eyes light up.

"Wait, that's a milhorse. Magic. Stars in-"

"Your in the realm, of magic."

The realm of magic is beautiful. It is flooded up to the ankles in magic goo while there are purple crystals, jellyfish flying in the air and beautiful purplish hazy skies.

"I-it's beautiful." Festivia says. While everyone, inside the wand and not, thought the same thing. Except Dirhennia.

"Ohhhh. So that's what this place is." Dir says as she opens one of the doors by the tapestry's.

It is a direct entrance to the realm surrounded by mist.

All the queens stare.

"I thought it was the basement." Dir admits.

Star hears the strange sound and questions what it is.

"The song of the first born." The baby milhorse responds.

"The first born?" That questions was in everyone's minds.

Charging at Star was an adult milhorse with glowing eyes singing. She has a butterfly cutie mark.

"I just got reminded of my little pony." Alphonso says. Everyone stares at him. "What? I'm a brony."

"Who are you, exactly?"

"Do you not recognize your own creation?"

Star remembers how she "reborned" the magic. From the tiny piece of magic she saved she created a milhorse. HER!

Everyone gasps, but none more than Star.

"I made her!" Star says astounded. "Wow I did good."

In the Wand

"Hmm, and here I thought my first grandchild would be part human." Comet says to herself.

"But why did it call her here?" Asks Rhina.

"Maybe it just wanted to spend some time with it's mom?" Suggests Estrella.

...

As Star stays in the realm her eyes become more...hazy.

"W-what's happening to her?" Festivia asks.

"The magic..." Skywyyne says "it's affecting her mind."

Outside the Wand

"Oh no, I gotta get out of there." Star says.

...

Marco grabs Stars wand.

"Huh?" "Wasn't something supposed to happen to it?" People ask when the wand doesnt change as it normally would.

"It's like our souls are bonded-" suddenly the wand changes into a more "evil" looking version of the wand with a teal color and bar wings. Then Janna draws a mole on it.

"Uh...should I be concerned about that?" Marco asks.

"Meh, your fine." Says Hekapoo.

...

Star is laying in the first born saying different names.

"What are you doing?"

"I can't remember my name."

Everyone gasps.

"Oh man she really needs to leave now. Hurry Marco!" Shouts Jushtin.

"Ok calm down everyone." Brittany says. "It's not like she wasn't that dumb before. Ha-" a hotdog comes crashing with the back of Brittanys head. "Who threw that!?" She asks outraged.

Star is seen whistling twirling her wand. Then she summons a hotdog to eat.

...

Thanks to Marco, Star regains her mind and returns to her room.

"Oh thank you Marco." Moon says, as was the reaction of all the other queens.

"What did you do?"

"I was kind of out of options."

Star, still butterfly-esque, caresses Marcos cheek.

"That was incredibly stupid of you."

"Thank you though." Star says to Marco in real life.

"Just kiss!" Starfan13 shouts.

...

Star and Marco smile at each other as the episode ends.

Then the next episode began to play...

The commission members gasp.

"W-Wait. Why are we seeing the monster temple?" Rhombulus questions. Fear in his voice.