For copyright reasons this will NOT be a watching and reacting fanfic. Atleast not the kind where you read the episode transcript. The characters WILL be watching the episodes but these chapters will take place after each episode or two where the characters discuss them. So just imagine that everyone stayed quiet until the end of the episode.
STVOE and Characters belong to Daron Nefcy and Disney
Expect irregular updates
S3ep14 A/B
Stump Day
"Wait what is this?" Janna says looking at the screen and seeing a Christmas-sequel setting.
"Oh my gosh it's stump day!" Star screams excited.
"What about the whole Meteora thing?" Marco asks confused.
"Should we skip it?" Raphael asks.
"No! You might anger the stump!" Star yells.
River and Moon roll their eyes.
"Uh let's watch it anyways." Hekappo says.
"You just want to keep stalling, don't you?" Jackie asks.
"Maybe."
"Let's just watch." Says Angie.
In the Wand
"Skip this!" Solaria yells. "I have no idea why were seeing this but I need to know more about my granddaughter."
"Now Sol, this could be important as well." Skywyyne says. "Granted I don't know why Glossaryck would divert our attention to a holiday about a fictional stump, but I digress." Skywyyne says.
"You don't believe in the stump Sky?" Festivia asks.
"Festivia, the idea that a sentient stump will kill you if you argue with your family is preposterous." Skywyyne says.
"I don't know, I mean stranger things have happened." Comet says.
"Well, knowing Star something crazy will happen." Says Jushtin. "This might be the best way to see for ourselves."
Solaria groaned. She really wanted to get back to her daughter and granddaughter but she knew she would have to wait.
...
"Oh Star, your actual birthdays on Stump day? Oh well...maybe we can celebrate it on earth if your worried about the stump." Marco says.
"Earth turd. The stump isn't real. It's just a dumb baby thing that parents tell their kids so they are less annoying during the holidays." Ponyhead says.
"Did you actually believe that phooey Barfo?" Brittany asks.
"Honestly, at this point it wouldnt be the craziest thing to happen to me." Marco says dead serious.
"Thank you Marco." Star says. "But no, best not to anger the stump."
River leans over and whispers to Moon.
"Should we tell her?"
"She'll learn soon enough." Moon says feeling ashamed letting her daughter believe such fairy tales for so long.
….
"What?"
Was the reaction of all the past queens in addition too Moon and River seeing the silhouette of their stump in the window.
Then the actual stump pulling Janna in.
"Well...I'm stump chow." Janna says as if it wasn't a big deal.
"The stump is real?" Moon says next to his equally shocked wife.
"Wait? You didn't believe in the stump?" Star asks surprised and irritated.
"Honey. It's a stump!" River shouts.
Everyone else looked back and forth as Star and her parents exchanged the exact same words on the tv.
In the Wand
"Well...I'll be..." Skywyyne says totally surprised.
"So...what do I get?" Comet asks with a slightly smug tone.
...
After the episode ends.
"Ok...so…." Marco faces the royals, Janna, Pony and Starfan. "Sorry for….you know….nearly killing us."
"Hey, I was the one who burnt the stump so…." Janna says.
"Ok, so now we know to try hard this time around." River says nervously.
The next episode played.
Holiday Special
It was basically the same as before, except it was about the spells having their own stump day party and trying to put up with the new arrival. Eclipsa's all seeing eye spell. Which was difficult because he was creepy and has a bad habit of revealing dark secrets.
"...It's always good to tell the truth…." Says an image the eye conjures up of Marco talking to Jackie.
"Wow nice going you two. You ruined their party." Janna says teasing.
"We did not." Jackie protests.
"And that is good advice." Marco says.
"Sometimes." Adds Rhombulus.
"You get to say nothing." Angie says loudly to the shrunken commission member.
The next two episodes took place right after the Meteora episode (much to everyone who wasn't in the high commissions relief.)
S3 ep 15 A/B
The Bog Beast of Boggabah
During the first scene Moon rubbed the back of her neck in shame as she saw her screen self brush off claims of Heinous being Eclipsa's daughter by magic-ing her out of the room and telling her to stop acting like a baby.
"You really should listen to your daughter more." Angie says.
Moon looks at Star who is giving her a look.
"I know."
The rest of the episode simply involved Star going "Bog Beast" hunting with her dad.
To most of the queens and audiences frustration as they all REALLY wanted to get back to Meteora.
The next episode played
Total Eclipse of the Moon
In the next episode, which showed what Moon was doing while Star was away, had Moon go to Eclipsa to ask who her daughter is. The queen of Mewni sighed in relief, and the audience aside from the commission expressed joy as they saw Moon actually talk to Eclipsa about what her daughter said.
"Oh, good. At least I decided to get confirmation." Moon says glad that her counterpart is at least listening to her daughter somewhat.
"She made a guitar out of a skeleton? Rad. But Eclipsa is going to be so heartbroken when she finds out what those ginormous butts in the MHC did to her daughter." Janna says.
"Uh, were right here." Hekapoo said holding the bottle containing the shrunken Rhombulus and Omnitraxus.
"Yeah….." Janna said looking and Hekapoo's hips. "Giant butts."
Hekapoo scoffs and scoots away.
In the Wand
Solaria braced herself, she could only imagine how confused and hurt her daughter would be knowing hers was replaced.
"Is this your daughter?" Moon asks Festivia showing her an image of Festivia in the royal archive.
"Festivia? No."
Festivia stiffened. Though she had learned that she wasn't actually Eclipsa's daughter the wound was still fresh on her psyche. Jushtin wrapped his arm around her for comfort.
Eclipsa tells Moon she should check the royal archive. Moon gets confused since she thinks the archive and the Bureaucracy of Magic only has lunch receipts but Eclipsa tells her there's more. Moon says she doesn't have access and doesn't know how to get there but Eclipsa guilts her into letting her come help.
"Oh, curse my love for family." Moon says seeing Eclipsa 'manipulate' her. 'Again.'
…
"Hello, Sean!" Moon says to Sean at the Bureaucracy of Magic. Eclipsa is clearly hiding under her dress.
"Your kidding right?" Marco asked Moon.
"Well it seems to be working." Moon said pointing to the screen where Sean is none the wiser.
…..
"Wow, Uncle Jushtin. She really is your niece." Festivia said chuckling at the way Eclipsa opened the entrance to the archive.
Jushtin looks at her surprised. He smiles. "You called me uncle."
Sean enters the scene, scolding himself for eating all the cupcakes. He notices Moon and "a friend" having opened the entrance to the archive.
"Uh oh." Star says.
Inside the wand
Solaria was on the edge, if this moose told the commission her daughter will be in even more trouble than she already is.
"Use a mind eraser spell." Crescena suggests. Everyone looks at her like 'wha?'. "What? Its temporary."
Eclipsa suggests that Moon take care of Sean using a mind wipe spell when he considers contacting the MHC. Moon argues against it and Eclipsa says that SHE can't do it as she never learned magic without a wand.
"Same." Several of the queens said at once.
"Really? Huh, so I take it she cant turn into a butterfly then?" Marco asks the Butterflies.
"Yes, I suppose she cant." Moon says.
While arguing with Eclipsa over her morals Moon accidentally uses the mind eraser spell on Sean.
"Oh heavens." Moon says embarrassed as the kids (and River) laugh and Omnitraxus, Hekapoo and Rhombulus facepalm.
"That's it, im firing Sean when this is over." Hekapoo says.
"Bahhhh!" Lekmet says from the phone he's communicating through.
…..
Eclipsa sings a song to help her navigate the tunnels. (both audiences find it amusing) She and Moon approach a locked door, then after asking Moon for a pin (which she tucked into her hair) Eclipsa says they are just going to use the Rat Hole. And promptly crawls through a hole in the wall. Moon says she's not getting in there.
"Aw dont be such a prissy princess." Janna says.
"I am a queen." Moon says.
"Still, come on mom. I've done WAY worse." Star says proudly.
"Yes, I suppose you have." Moon says groaning.
Moon reluctantly crawls through the hole, and gets stuck.
Janna snorts.
"It's the dress!" Moon says quickly, figuring where the teen was going to go with this. "Its poofy."
"Sure." Janna says.
Eclipsa tells Moon she will be go around and pull her from the other side as quickly as possible. Leaving Moon alone. A spider hypnotizes her to sleep and steals her crown. When she wakes up she finds she's been asleep for so long her candles are out.
"You see Star, I shouldn't have trusted Eclipsa she just left me there." Moon says.
"Look." Star points to the screen. It shows Eclipsa on the other side saying she came as fast as she could. "She got there eventually."
"Oh, who even knows what she was doing most of that time."
Hekapoo wanted to tell Moon that the tunnels are very long and it is quite easy for someone to get lost in them. But she decided to bite her tongue.
Moon and Eclipsa enter the archive. Where it has hundreds of robotic hands writing information down. Including what Star is doing at the moment.
"Wow, that is so cool." Star says.
"Yeah..." agreed Marco.
"Well, this will definitely make it easier to make cases against Eclipsa." Moon says.
All the kids stare at her.
"What?"
In the Wand
"They didn't….." Solaria says growling.
Moon and Eclipsa found the scroll that's supposed to have Meteora in it. But her name was literally cut out and replaced with Festivia. Saying she was her daughter with Shastacan.
She saw the look of shock and sadness on Eclipsa's face.
That just made her want to kill the MHC even more.
S3 ep16 A/B
Butterfly Trap
There wasn't much to react too in the following episode. It was just Eclipsa's trial, but at this point everyone had already known that the box of truth was the box at Stars sleepover. As did they know what had happened to Meteora.
Though there were still a few scenes that caused reactions.
"Queen Moon!" Rhombulus says impulsively in response to the box of truth (still in party mode) asking "who do you have a crush on."
Everyone stared at Rhombulus blushing and tiny in the bottle. Especially River.
"Bahhhh!"
"Oh come on Lekmet don't be like that." Rhombulus pleads.
"Hekapoo can I see that bottle?" River asks glaring at the tiny man.
"No!" Omnitraxus says immediately.
...
"Did you eat those babies!" Rhombulus asks Eclipsa during her trial. Resulting in a confused response from her.
Everyone either cracks up (Star, Janna and Marco) or looks at Rhombulus like he's a moron (Hekapoo).
"...I have not eaten even a single baby." Eclipsa responds. "Though I did hurt...teenage...psychologically...they always deserved it."
And Hekapoo checks her off in the "evil" section.
"Oh come on! Didn't you hear her? She didn't eat those babies!" Janna shouts at the scissors enforcer on the couch.
"Uh...the psychologically harming teenagers makes me alittle uncomfortable." Justin says.
...
"What did you do to my daughter."
"Ohhhhh!" Everyone said smirking at the question Eclipsa asked the commission.
...
Solaria watched as the box of truth proceeded to try and crush the commission, Star and Eclipsa when they refused to answer the question initially.
Though she liked the idea of the commission getting crushed by their own arrogance she certainly didn't want Star, Moon or her daughter there.
She did admire her daughters bravery though. Risking her life to discover what happened to Meteora. She knew that she would have done the same thing.
All the other queens in the room felt the same.
...
"Ah-ho! Nice!" Janna shouts.
"You two tricked us!" Hekapoo shouts at the reveal on the screen.
"Going, to trick you." Star says with a smirk.
Oh Ludo Where Art Thou
The next episode was just about Ludos reuniting with Ludo.
Moon did feel disgust at the revelation of the Aviarius' treatment of their sons while everyone cringed at what the isolation had done to Ludos psyche.
"Ok, that was creepy." Marco said after the end of the episode showed stuffed versions of him and Star in Ludos closet.
"Yeah." Star says. "Still I like the trash house. Creative."
"Where did he get water from?" Sabrina asked.
S3 ep17 A/B
Is Another Mystery
This episode opened with Marco finding a note on Buff Frogs desk (as he had become employed at Butterfly Castle as a Monster Expert to replace Dr. Jelly Goodwill). The note says that he's decided to leave Mewni as things arent really getting better for monster kind. Then he and Star both assume that he couldnt have wrote it because it is too legible and believe he's been kidnapped.
"Aw, I hope he's ok." Star says sympathetically. Though she hadn't really known Buff Frog yet he seemed like a good person (after getting the kids) and they seemed to grow close.
Star and Tom search his house, no ones there, then they search the monster village, abandoned as well.
Everyone was starting to become a little concerned. The humans because they were worried something bad happened to them, The commission mostly feeling this could be part of some monster plan of attack, Moon and most of the other queens were somewhere in between.
Tom and Star are knocked out by darts.
Everyone gasps.
"STAR!" Moon shouts.
Star vs
"Mom relax, I'm right here."
...
It turns out that the letter was legit. Buff Frog is honestly leaving with several other monsters. It's just that the letter was written by Katrina.
"We must leave this dimension for good. We cannot stay in Mewni anymore."
The humans gasp.
"What? You guys can't leave! Nothing will get better if you just leave!" Jannas words reflect the thought Las of Star, Marco, Ponyhead and the other humans (shans Brittany who could have cared less). Even River and Moon were having similar thoughts having been softened by Stars on screen interactions with them (though granted River was more than Moon).
"Yes! Finally!" Rhombulus shouts.
"Well you should be glad Star, with the monsters leaving Mewni we won't have to worry about them and they can have their own world now." Omnitraxus says.
"They shouldn't have to leave at all, they were here first!" Star protests.
"Hey, they are choosing to leave even after what you've been trying to do fir them. I say good riddance. And hopefully they'll take Eclipsa and Meteora with them." Says Rhombulus.
Hekapoo stayed quiet. As did Lekmet. Their brains were divided.
Inside the Wand
"So, what do you think?" Jushtin asked his sister.
Solaria stayed quiet. Three hundred years ago when she was still alive she would have considered the monsters leaving Mewni for good the ultimate victory. She might have even sent the Solarians after them just to make sure they would stay gone.
But over the centuries her rage had mellowed. And seeing Star on screen, her daughter and granddaughter. Now she wasn't so sure.
She would never like monsters and would always put Mewmans first. Because as a Mewman queen she should. But seeing this wasn't as good as she thought it would.
The rest of the queens were either shocked, surprised, while Comet was upset.
...
Tom attempts to get the monsters to stay by saying that he himself is a monster. That despite being rich and overall considered an exception from the prejudice, when he's "in an elevator with a stranger" he's still a monster. Like them.
Star smiles at Toms words. Everyone else looks at the Commission and Moon wondering if they have ANY response.
They all look slightly guilty.
"So Pony." Hekapoo says. "What was that about other kingdoms feeling like that?"
"Mom." Star addresses.
Moon went to open her mouth. But no words came out. She thought fir a minute trying to justify her beliefs. But she just stayed quiet.
Despite this all the monsters leave anyways. But Buff Frog promises that when Star Queen and makes things better they will return.
Hearing this the commission looks at Star.
They realized the frog man was right. When Star takes the throne she will make sure Monsters are treated as equals to Mewmans.
The way she smiled on the screen made them anxious
Marco Jr
Marco and Star arrive at his house. It's decorated with Storks.
"Bird day? Seriously Marco?" Janna asked.
"Yeahhhh..." Marco said blushing at his future selves obliviousness. "I think I might have spent a little too much time on Mewni."
"We're going to have a baby!" Angie and Raphael squeal excited.
"What do storks have to do with babies?" Star whispers to her mom.
Moon shrugs like she doesn't know.
...
"...Its some kind of baby washing party."
"What?"
"The invite says its a baby shower."
"Hm...someones having a baby."
"A dirty baby, if they're going to wash it."
"Wow really Marco?" Jackie asked. "You didn't put together that your mom was pregnant?"
"And you thought you were too cool to read an invite?" Alphonso asks.
"You do realize you only got that squire job because you were annoying Star
right?" Asks Brittany.
"Ok ok I was stupid!" Marco admits. "And Star, a baby shower isn't washing babies it's just a party celebrating its upcoming birth."
"Is the party...in the bathroom?" Star asks.
Every human (except Marco) groans.
...
Marco decided to have a picture of himself painted for his younger sibling so that "he" can know what he looks like even when he's not around. He has to fill out a test for the artist to make the painting in detail (magic is involved). But Marco thinks the test is stupid and just bubbles in random answers.
"Marco don't just put random answers on the test. It's magic. Weird stuff will happen." Janna says.
"Like what? It's just a personality test." Marco says.
"No she's right you shouldn't have done that." Hekapoo says.
...
On screen Marco ends up as deformed as the picture of himself due to the faulty test answers.
Marco paled.
Meanwhile Janna was taking a photo.
"Gurl send me that!" Pony says.
...
Thanks to Star taking the test for him though, he turns back to normal.
Much to Marcos relief.
"Hey look. Saint Olga's." Justin said pointing at the screen as the next episode played.
Hi all. Sorry about the late updates I've been busy.
Moist to warn you classes are going to be getting tougher so my updates might be even less often. But I promise that they will happen eventually.
I hate when authors start stories and don't finish them. I promise not to be that guy.
But again. The updates will be slow.
I'm probably just going to do a few more chapters in this one.
1. One focusing on schools out
2. Another skimming to divide and conquer
3. One skimming to Meteoras lesson and Globgors release
4. Then the finale
And maybe an epilogue.
After that I can focus on my season five story.
I've been doing one chapter per story at a time (which again writing each one takes a while for me). I could focus primarily on this one then work on the other after.
