For copyright reasons this will NOT be a watching and reacting fanfic. Atleast not the kind where you read the episode transcript. The characters WILL be watching the episodes but these chapters will take place after each episode or two where the characters discuss them. So just imagine that everyone stayed quiet until the end of the episode.
STVOE and Characters belong to Daron Nefcy and Disney
Expect irregular updates
Skooled!
The episode opens with Ponyhead returning to Saint Olga's, being warmly welcomed by the princesses and preparing to have brunch.
"Uh, why are we seeing this?" Marco asks. "It doesn't seem all that important." He says voicing everyone's opinion.
"Hey! This is ME we're talking about here." Pony says offended. "And besides we watched through an entire episode about a floating eye trying to get his coworkers to like him and Star chasing an imaginary monster so don't complain to me about weird episodes."
In the Wand
"A lot of things have changed here, and if you wanna brunch, you gonna have to pass a new final." Princess Arms says to Ponyhead.
"Can we skip this?" Solaria asks.
"First of all I lost the remote." Jushtin says. "Second this could be one of those episodes where it looks like nothing important is going to show up but it does."
Solaria huffs. "Fine but if this entire episode is really about a Ponyhead learning about brunch im punching you."
"...b-b-bacon….." Pony says while trying to answer "what are the four pillars of brunch?"
"...Fair." Jushtin says.
Outside the Wand
"What? I can't believe I wont be allowed to have brunch with those weirdo princesses unless I pass some waffle test." Pony complains. "Stupid four armed princess."
Everyone's eyes widen at the screen as a Coachman comes crashing through the window and smashes Ponyhead.
"What!?" Ponyhead shouts at the screen.
"Ok. Now things are getting interesting." Marco says shocked.
"Hey, watch it earth turd!"
We see Meteora/Heinous jumping over the gates and landing inside the school grounds.
"Oh no." Star says terrified.
"Whats she doing there?" Hekapoo asks.
"Probably trying to figure out HOW she got there in the first place." Star says glaring at the commission.
Inside the Wand
"Uh oh." Festivia says.
"This is not going to go well." Says Jushtin.
Crescenta poured some more corn wine.
…
The audiences look on terrified when Gemini uses a button to make all the reprogrammed guards at St. O's throw their own exploding hearts at the princess's.
One of the princess's manages to hit a heart towards Meteora. She is unscratched.
"Her monster genes." Solaria says. "She's far durable than a mewman."
"And stronger." Jushtin points out seeing her smack things around.
"And can leap super high." Says Crescenta.
"Why isnt she just growing bigger?" Comet asks. "Globgor was a size-shifter was he not?"
"Her Mewman half probably prevents her from being able to change size." Says Solaria. "Though she certainly inherited much else. And if she learns to use magic…...I hope that Star or Moon finds a way to stop her. Without killing her preferably."
Outside the Wand
"Hey look, Rasticores fully back." Janna says. "Why didn't his arm and eye grow back too?"
"They could be enhancements." Jackie suggested while Moon looked away suspiciously.
"Im doomed." Pony says looking at the screen.
"Wait what?" Marco asks. "Do you really believe she's there for you?"
"Duh, isn't everybody?"
"No." Everyone says.
…..
Meteora goes down to the schools basement where they find a unplugged robot lying on the floor. It is in the shape of a nanny with big white hair.
The commission wince at the sight.
The robot is plugged back in, it wakes up and pulls the cobwebs off her before looking at Meteora.
"Young lady, did you unplug me?"
"Good morning Saint Olga."
"Saint Olga was a robot?" Marco asks.
"You left a baby in the care of a robot?" Angie asks furious at the commission.
"Oh, now look whose being prejudice." Says Hekapoo.
…..
Meteora has Gemini take control of Saint Olga, we see some of her childhood as Gemini rewinds backwards.
We see a teenage Meteora being forced to undergo the same brainwashing she was giving Marco.
Teenage Meteora being told by Saint Olga to hide her "Devil Tail".
And toddler Meteora painfully getting her cheeks rubbed by Saint Olga when her cheeks start glowing.
Both audiences were in utter shock and horror. It was no wonder that Heinous grew up into the abusive lunatic she was now. Even Rhombulus and the rest of the Commission was looking regretful, though Hekapoo and Lekmet expressed it the most. Those two didn't even notice Angie and Raphael glaring at them.
Solaria, Jushtin and Festivia were both feeling guilt. Jushtin hugged Festiva to remind her that it wasn't her fault. And in between imagining being there for Meteora, Solaria also imagined tearing that robot apart.
Finally Gemini rewinded to the part Meteora wanted. When Olga was first summoned by her Shastacan after the commission took her back to Mewni.
"Oh, St. Olga, thank you for coming…..This baby is unfit to inherit the kingdom. She's absolutely heinous."
Cue more guilt from Solaria, specifically arranging her daughter to marry this man.
"Heinous. What a pretty name."
"Ohhhh, Heinous." Marco says understanding where Meteora got her name from.
"Hey, just out of curiosity, what happened to this guy?" Janna asked the bottled commission members.
"After we crystalized Eclipsa and sent Meteora away the king of the monsters searched for them, and razed, the spider-bite village, and devoured Shastacan." Omnitraxus says.
"Good." Says Janna was a hint of a smirk.
"I did my best raising you." Saint Olga says in her defense. "All the other robot moms used to laugh behind my back. It wasnt easy. You should thank me."
Meteora responds by punching the robot across the room. She breaks and deactivates forever.
Solaria smirks wickedly at the sight.
Meteora faces Pony and the other princesses. She now looks more like a monster. Her arms are stronger, her hair is longer and she even has horns.
"She becomes more monster like the more she embraces it." Moon says.
"Uh oh." Says Star.
There is an explosion. Meteora walks outside carrying Ponyheads horn.
"MY HORN!" Pony screams and cries alittle. "Noooo, no i'll be like my sister Hornanne!"
Meteora expects Rasticore to continue helping her, its obvious she has a crush. But Rasticore rather awkwardly rejects and walks away, leaving Meteora dejected.
"Ouch." Janna says.
"He's gonna die isn't he." River says already seeing where this is going.
"GEMINI IS A ROBOT!?" Jackie says shouting at the screen, which shows Meteora ripping a heart just like the guards out of Gemini's chest, who then deactivates.
Meteora throws it at Rasticore, who is again reduced to just an arm.
"Wow." Janna says. "Meteora is Cra-zy"
"Is his arm made of metal or something?" Alphonso asks.
Meteora walks away carrying Rasticores arm, saying that she will now retake Mewni.
The episode ends and everyone is looking flushed.
"Ok." Star says. "I honestly see her point and I would be angry if I were in her shoes too." She says looking at the commission who looks guilty. "But…..I think that at this point Meteora is a little too…..crazy to run a kingdom."
"Agreed." Says Moon. "We must find a way to stop this. Continue watching."
Hi everyone, i will work on the next chapters as soon as I can, but again, expect delays. Anyways, hope you like.
