For copyright reasons this will NOT be a watching and reacting fanfic. Atleast not the kind where you read the episode transcript. The characters WILL be watching the episodes but these chapters will take place after each episode or two where the characters discuss them. So just imagine that everyone stayed quiet until the end of the episode.
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S4 ep1A
The episode starts with Star, Marco and River looking beating up guards in a tower.
"Oh look! I can shoot magic out if my hands now!" Star screams excitedly at the screen.
"Wow, who would have thought nearly dying would give you a power boost." Janna says.
"Wow Star, you seem very proficient." Eclipsa exclaims. "And your spells are quite creative."
"Um, thank you. Eclipsa."
"Um, do you think you could tell Rhombulus to stop glaring at me?" Eclipsa asks.
"Hey rock head! Stop glaring." Janna shouts.
Rhombulus turns away and mumbles something. Lekmet comforts him.
...
"You checked the same tower HOW many times?" Moon asks questioning her daughters logic.
"Well apparently I'm looking for YOU." Star says.
...
"Yeah! Don't torture anyone!" Star shouts.
"You told the Mewmans to stop torturing monsters!?" Rhombulus shouts outraged.
"Not yet." Eclipsa says winking. "And I'm glad they are listening to me. Even if they don't really want too."
"You aren't getting the throne as long as I'm around Eclipsa." Moon says.
"Oh you can keep it." Eclipsa turns to Star. "Star, please make sure no one tortures Monsters when you're on the throne."
"That's the plan." Star exclaims. "I'm also going to remove the Monster Massacre section from Mewnipendence day."
"Oh, yes."
As Star and Eclipsa chatted up. Moon and the commission looked at them, fearful for Mewni's future.
Moon, however, hoped that Star would see how disastrous Eclipsa's ideas are (fully expecting all hades to break loose with Monsters living among Mewmans) which would convince her daughter that the status quo is fine the way it is.
In the Wand
"I hope Eclipsa knows what she's doing." Solaria says terrified for her kingdoms safety.
Jushtin rubbed her shoulders sensing her tenseness.
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"Stupid Mewmans." Star mumbles watching the play and still being very offended by the way they portrayed her and her dad. Portraying him as a good digging idiot and her "ruining" the Butterfly family name for liking monsters.
Marco was upset that the play didn't even INCLUDE him. Like he wasn't even important enough to mock, claiming "Horse-Head" was her only friend.
Brittany thought it was spot on and hilarious.
"Ok, I'm just going to assume they changed me to Horse-Head to not make fun of me. Ha, thank you." Ponyhead says.
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"You got that photo from Father Time?" Jackie asks amazed.
"Apparently." Star says.
"I would not be this happy if I never found my mom."
Moon smiles at her daughters logic. Though in the back of her mind she was still feeling the sadness and anger she felt seeing her people make fun of her husband and daughter before chasing them away with pitch-forks. She hoped though that it would atleast how her how much easier it is fur a queen to just maintain her image and tradition, for her subjects sakes.
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"Ok, so I guess we're going to Pie Island." Star says.
"Why would the magic send me there?" Moon asks.
"We told you, Festivia was left behind at a PIE festival." Hekapoo says.
"Well, yes. But it sent ME there but Star back to the castle?"
"Baaaaaa!"
"Lekmet said he's sure the magic had a good reason for doing that." Rhombulus translates.
S4 ep 1B
"Huh, you know I'm kinda glad they left me behind now." Festivia says watching Star, River and Marco navigating pie island and seeing how dishonest and greedy they are.
"Yeah..." Crescenta agrees. But the shame of being descended from such scum is eating her insides.
Jushtin was chuckling. "Marco got his wallet stolen by a monkey."
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"Foolduke!" Star shouts surprised and excited that the person who 'bought them' did so to save them. "Finally! Atleast someone from Mewni still likes me." Star says happy about that. "But why is she there?"
"Hey do you think she'll give me my wallet back?" Marco asks since the white monkey belongs to her.
On screen Foolduke explains that she came here with Ruperiot to visit her family. Revealing she's a pie-folk.
"Oh." Star says.
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"Pie-folk have been making pies like this for hundreds of years." Foolduke says showing pies with butterflies on them to Star.
"What? That means moms not there?" Star says saddened.
"I could still be." Moon says reassuringly.
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However, thankfully, they find Moon making pies in the islands volcano-pie factory.
The rooms cheer.
But she has amnesia.
The rooms are like: "Ehhhh..."
"Did you just send that woman into lava?" Marco asks Star slightly disturbed.
"I'm sure she survived. You know, probably. Maybe..."
"Oh no, I haven't recovered yet." Moon says, watching her oblivious self on screen.
"Hey, you are WAY funner this way." Janna says noteing screen-Moons more childlike and relaxed personality.
"Ugh, that is no way for a queen to behave." Moon says.
"Well if your queen you can behave however you like." Eclipsa says.
"No." Moon snaps.
"Your choice of men still needs work." Brittany says.
Moons eyes shrink, then she turns to the girl in question.
"I'm sorry?"
"You loose you're memory and yet you still find the short maniac attractive."
Moon scowls. As does Star.
"I happen to love my husband very much."
"Your the Queen, you can do better. That Mildew guy was a noob but he was certainly better looking."
Star is about to blast something at Brittany when Eclipsa speaks up.
"Moon is free to marry whoever she wants. Be it Johansen or monster."
"Thank you, Eclipsa." Star says.
"Not so sure about the monster bit." Moon states.
"Well, I must say you certainly missed out. Isn't that right Meteora?"
The baby laughs as her mother tickles her.
"Oh hey I've been meaning to ask." Janna adds. "I read in your chapter that you used to date a Septarian."
"Ah yes." Eclipsa says. "They are creeps, but it's worth atleast one date."
"Uh-huh, yeah. Anyways, the Septarian you drew looks disturbingly similar to the one Moon and Star fought."
"Hmmm. Well that's peculiar. Grey skin isn't common among Septarians. They are mostly green. Sometimes red or purple. But grey is very rare."
"Anyways, was the Septarian you dated named..."
"NO!...Moon is not a dirty pie monger!" River shouts in the screen after the lies set of the pie folk reveals Festivia's origins.
Eclipsa chuckles.
"Well I for one think you made a good choice Moon. We should introduce our husbands when mine is freed. I think they would get along fine."
"IF we decide to free him Eclipsa. But thank you." Moon mumbles the last part.
Eclipsa turns back to Janna. "I'm sorry dear what were you going to ask?"
"Nothing."
In the Wand
"No, no...your literally the king of liars! There's no way we're Pie-Folk!"
"Oh the irony." Dirhennia says. "They believe the commissions lies but they don't believe the Pie-Folk when they tell the truth."
"I don't blame them." Festivia says. Feeling more and more glad she wasn't raised by them as she watches her descendants on pie island.
"Atleast now we know where we get our baking from." Comet states.
She, Festivia and Celena nod.
"That Cyclopes is really good at manipulating." Crescenta says somewhat impressed as she watches the pie-king manipulate the amnesic Moon with praise of her pies.
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As Star is about to leave she hums a song. Moon hears and hums as well.
Moon and Star stare at the screen. Then briefly looking at each other, before turning back.
"Star? I-I think I'm remembering." Moon says happily regarding her screen self.
Stars smile is huge.
"No, I think I've changed my mind. I'd like to go and sing songs with that girl."
"Yes!" Everyone shouts.
"Oh goodie." Eclipsa says. "Hey do you mind if we rewind this a bit? I would like to memorize this song for Meteora." Eclipsa asks.
"She likes heavy metal." Marco says.
"Really?" Eclipsa asks. She then screams heavy metal lyrics and the baby giggles. "That's my girl."
The pie folk chase Star, River and Marco as they escape with Moon. Some fear they won't make it. But then a rubber chicken hits the Pie King.
"Wha-?" Everyone thinks.
"I committed treason against my homeland!" Foolduke shouts from a hot air ballon standing next to Ruberiot.
"Yes! We're saved!" Star cheers.
They all jump into the hot air balloon. Except for Marco.
"Oh no." Marco says worried.
As are most other people in the room.
Marco shouts as he watches his screen self fall into lava. His parents and Star instinctively hug him.
The monkey catches him.
"Yes! Go monkey!" Marco shouts.
The monkey begins to loosen his grip when Marco initially refuses to give him his wallet.
"No! Bad monkey!"
"Mijo!"
"Just give him the wallet!" Janna, surprisingly, shouts.
"I can't believe your monkey was gonna let me fall into lava."
"It's not lava. It's lukewarm tomato sauce."
"What?" Marco asks confused.
"A volcano filled with tomato sauce? Let's go!" Ferguesson says.
"I'll bring the grilled cheese!" Shouts Alphonso.
"I'm just glad I got my mama back." Star says. Moon smiles at her.
Then the queen frowns. "Then once I get my memories back I'll have to deal with no longer being queen. And whatever Eclipsa's been up too."
"Hey don't look at me. I've been in a crystal this whole time." Eclipsa says simply.
In the Wand
"Oh, my Moon-Pies coming home." Comet says happily.
"Don't be excited yet." Says Solaria. "Last thing she remembers was being queen. I have a feeling she's not gonna like the sudden shift in power. Especially what my daughters doing."
"Yes, there's that." Comet says, remembering how her daughter hadn't learned to like monsters that much.
The episode ends.
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The next begins
Hi, sorry about the long wait. I've been busy. I wanted to do more for the first chapter but I figured I should send this part in to keep you satisfied. More to come soon.
