Hello :3 still not the Twins/Alice M rated one shot. I got it started but I am having trouble with it. By the way, I started a story based on Cabin in the Woods with the Joker as the villain. Here is the summary
The Joker is missing from Wonderland. He was pulled from his world and placed in the real world by Ancient evil gods. Worst of all he is then locked in a glass cage, his masks were taken from him and now he is forced to play a really odd game. He will have to kill five people with hearts. Will he consider playing the game or try to get home instead? Based on Cabin in the Woods (I also have a crossover with this but I may end up deleting it if this one gets noticed better than the other)
"Come on, Alice, I know a short cut. This way~"
It was those dreaded words that started it all. Alice foolishly believed that Ace knew where he was going and followed him blindly through the unknown. That was long before she knew just how directionally challenged the man actually was. Because of the supposed short cuts Alice had been chased by bears, lost in the forest for countless time changes and stranded in a tent with the knight of heart castle. However, despite the fact she hated when Ace got them lost, the outsider continued to follow him with little thought and question.
After spending the night at Heart Castle, Alice had begun her trip home to the Clock Tower. It took a bit longer to leave the castle with Peter pestering her to stay but thankfully a guard came to take him away to see the queen. The girl hoped that Peter didn't end up killing the guard like he usually did but didn't want to stick around to find out. After all he usually threatened them in front her and, after Alice mentioned she liked working men, the Prime Minister did seem more willing to meet the queen. Now the outsider was wondering through the castle hedge maze, searching for the way out. Luckily she visited the castle enough to memorize her way around.
While she was walking through the maze Alice couldn't help but think of everything that had happened since arriving in Wonderland. She had only been in Wonderland for about twelve afternoon changes -so just a little over a week in that sense- but she could remember everything as if it happened yesterday. The brunet could remember everything from Peter taking her from her world, meeting Blood for the first time, moving in with Julius, to the tea party Vivaldi just last evening.
Even though it had only been a short while Alice had already grown attached to everyone in Wonderland and the thought of leaving made her heart ache. Yet, she had to leave, didn't she? After all Alice couldn't just abandon her older sister in the real world. Lorina must be worried sick by this point and Alice missed her; missed her warmth and kindness. Hell, she even missed her little sister, the same one who claimed she was heartless; just not as much as she missed Lorina.
"Alice? Is something wrong?" A family and confused voice asked. Blinking out of her thoughts, Alice turned around to see Ace staring at her in confusion.
"Eh, of course nothing is wrong, Ace. Why do you ask?" The girl asked, matching the confused look on the knight's face. That is until the man smiled his famous, goofy smile.
"Because you're standing in the middle of the maze with a dazed look on your face, that's why." He answered and playfully poked her cheek. Alice blushed and brushed the knight's hand away from her cheek.
It seems as though Ace was right. At some point Alice had stopped half way through the castle maze without realizing it. She had no idea how long she'd been standing, there lost in thought, until Ace found her. The outsider didn't know if being found by Ace was exactly a good or bad thing but she figured it was better than being found by Peter. Especially after the fuss the White Rabbit made trying to convince Alice to stay earlier.
"I'm fine, Ace, I just got lost in thought." Alice explained, turning her head to the side. Ace smirked devilishly while the girl wasn't looking and stared at her.
Ace could tell Alice's explanation was no lie. He could see the lost look on her face and she never looked lovelier. Unlike all the other role holders, Ace didn't find the girl attractive when she was happy. In fact, he was quite the opposite. The knight of Heart Castle found Alice the most attractive when she was miserable and lost. The more the outsider held that lost look in her eye, the more miserable she looked, the more Ace wanted to claim her as his. He wanted to keep her that way yet, at the same time, only he wanted to make her happy. His smirk quickly transformed into a friendly, silly, smile as Alice soon turned her head back in his direction.
"Oh, and just what kind of thoughts were you thinking about, Alice? Nothing dirty, was it?" He teased, delighted to see the girl's face turning a dark shade of red. He simply laughed when Alice's expression turned angry and she glared at him.
"Of course I wasn't, you pervert!" Alice shouted, her hands balling into fists. Ace, pleased with the reaction, laughed harder and placed one of his fists on his hip.
"If I'm the pervert, why is your face so red? Maybe you're the one with dirty thoughts." The knight continued to poke fun at her. Alice's eyes narrowed angrily and she held herself back from punching the man right in his face; after all he had far faster reflexes than Peter so it was doubtful she'd hit him.
"Good bye, Ace." She stated instead, turning her back on the man as she began to walk away. Ace's face developed a confused look to it and his red eyes blinked in confusion.
OK, that was something he hadn't expected to happen. Ace had wanted Alice to get mad at him, to yell at him or something. He didn't want her to just walk away from him. Where was the fun in that? So, placing that cheerful, friendly and fake smile on his face, Ace jogged the short distance to catch up to the outsider. The knight just made it outside of the maze and onto the dirt path before grabbing her one arm.
"Come on, Alice; don't be so mad at me." Ace begged, tightening his grip on her arm as his smile brightened, "To make it up to you, let me walk you home? After all it's only proper for a knight to assist a young maiden like yourself. I even know a short cut." He persisted, already yanking in a random direction. Moaning, Alice attempted to pull herself from Ace's strong grip but failed miserably.
"Ace, no! I can make it back to the Clock Tower on my own; you'll only get me lost. Let go!" She complained and tried once again to pull free from the knight. Ace only laughed and turned his head back to flash her a charming smile.
"That's alright, Alice! Getting lost is so much more fun when it's with you." He claimed happily as he pulled her off the dirt path. A new blush now coated Alice's as she turned her head to the side and sighed.
Ace may be an annoying idiot who had a bad habit of getting lost but she couldn't deny he made things interesting. Sometimes being stuck with him for countless hours in an unknown location wasn't such a bad thing. Alice couldn't deny she liked his company every now and then but… she could still go without him pressing his head against her breasts every time he wanted to listen to her heart.
Hey, I hope you enjoyed. I'll try to get a M rated one shot done soon. I'd also like people to read a story made by JMichelleW It's called Mad Impossible Things and is a Joker/OC story
