For copyright reasons this will NOT be a watching and reacting fanfic. Atleast not the kind where you read the episode transcript. The characters WILL be watching the episodes but these chapters will take place after each episode or two where the characters discuss them. So just imagine that everyone stayed quiet until the end of the episode.
STVOE and Characters belong to Daron Nefcy and Disney
Expect irregular updates
S4 Ep10A
The episode stars with Star taking Buff-frog to a Cornball game (which looks like football but with holes in the ball). Buff frog is suspicious, but there's a twist.
"Mewmans and monsters will play together."
"You mean against each other."
"I'm afraid Buff frog might have a point Star." Eclipsa says making sure to keep a tight grip on her baby.
"What?" Star Asks. "You've made things equal for monsters in that timeline so..."
"There are still Mewmans who hate monsters Star, and I'm fairly certain a lot of monsters hate us too." Moon says.
"Well let's just see." Star says.
...
But they prove to be right. When choosing teams monster choose monster, and mewman choose mewman.
"Ok, yeah this is wrong." Says Star.
"The rules are confusing." Says Marco not understanding the rules of the game.
"Why is there a moat?" Asks Justin.
"Meteora no preying on those weaker than you ok?" Eclipsa tells her daughter.
"She can't help it. She's a monster." Rhombulus says.
"She's a baby who needs to learn manners." Retorts Eclipsa.
"Normal mewman babies aren't that viscous though." Moon adds.
Moon and Star scowl are her.
...
Katrina chats it up with a Mewman girl.
"I just got a brand-new cornball. Want to go test it out?"
"Yeah!"
Star and Eclipsa smile.
"Well, that's progress." Eclipsa says.
"Now we just need to get the adults to get along." Star says.
"They might be too old." Marco says.
"These guys are prime examples of that." Janna says pointing to the MHC. "These guys are heck-a old and they refuse to change their opinions even alittle."
"Uh, heck-a-old?" Hekapoo says offended.
In the Wand
"Aw, kids." Jushtin says adoringly.
"And now the adults are arguing about who likes cornball better." Solaria deadpans. "Oh and by the way, Mewmans DID invent cornball and monsters DID NOT perfect it!" Solaria yells at the screen.
"Yeah!" Adds Crescenta.
...
Despite watching the adults argue, the audience watches the younger, more accepting, kids. Mewman and monster, get bored of this and go play together.
They watch happily as the kids get along playing cornball together. Star smiles and grabs Eclipsas hand, who is also smiling.
"It's beautiful." Star says.
Moon silently agrees. As does Lekmet and even Omnitraxus. Rhombulus voices an "awww" before he catches himself and grunts in disgust.
"The adults are still angry with each other."
"Our generation is garbage... But the little ones...They might turn out okay."
The episode ends.
"Yeah." Star says smiling. "The little ones."
"It's the big ones you should worry about Star." Moon says.
"Especially the purple haired one's with braids." Adds Janna.
"I still don't understand that game." Says Marco.
"Hey look Eclipsa's speaking pigeon again." Says hope pointing at the screen.
S4 Ep10B
Janna comes to babysit Meteora while Eclipsa attends dinner with the Pigeons. She kisses Meteora goodbye and Janna tells her if she's not back by 8:00 she'll charge her for overtime. Then starts playing a game once she's gone.
"Great job Janna." Marco says sarcastically.
"She's a baby, in a crib, it's not like she's going to go anywhere." Janna retorts.
"Have you been watching!?" Marco asks.
"Hello princess."
Moon gasps.
"Glossaryck what are you doing?" Star asks concerned.
"Why is his arm in a cast?" Moon asks.
In the Wand
"Aw, she likes Glossaryck." Festivia coos.
"Just wait til she grows up." Says Crescenta.
"Just a little boo-boo." Glossaryck says to the baby in response to his cast. Meteora starts crying. "Don't cry... I've got a silly hat." He says pointing to his lead hat.
Jushtin chuckles at his biological great-nieces behavior. Solaria smiles a little.
Outside the Wand
"Are you ready to continue our lessons?"
"Glossaryck is teaching her magic already?" Moon asks.
"Well Meteora is quite intelligent." Eclipsa says proudly.
"To be fair..." Moon places her haves to cover Meteora's ears, then whispers to Eclipsa. "...she did live for 300 years as an adult first." Moon says. Then removes her hands.
"See you guys, Glossaryck has no problem teaching the half-monster baby magic." Says Star to the commission.
"Glossaryck doesn't care about anything!" Responds Omnitraxus. "He agreed to work for Ludo and Toffee."
"Personally I think he had a plan." Says Janna. "I mean the dude sees the future, I bet he wouldn't have let any of that happen otherwise...Eclipsa wouldn't have been freed. Oh hot dog Glossaryck!"
Meteora follows Glossaryck into a portal. Janna is none the wiser still playing her game.
"You're fired." Eclipsa says to Janna.
Janna looks embarrassed.
"It's cool, I would have done the same thing." Ponyhead tells her.
"Uh, how?" Janna says looking at her hands. Or rather lack of.
They go to the plains of time.
"What is Glossaryck doing?" Both Star and Comet ask.
Glossaryck can't find Father Time, and he tells Meteora that while HE can travel in time he can't take a passenger, he relevantly calls Reynaldo.
The Commission groans.
"Oh great. We gotta hear rhymes again." Rhombulus whines.
"Oh, is this Reynaldo the Bald Plate?" Star asks remembering reading about him in the book. "You know, the guy in charge of order then Rhina cursed him to only speak in riddles because he said they were dumb so you kicked him out?"
"Yes" says Omnitraxus. "After that he got a job at the river of time giving rides to different points in history." Then he grunts. "He's so annoying. All the rhymes."
"Hey, you know, he only does that because Rhina cursed him." Hope says.
"Hey, you spend ten minutes with him and you'll see our point. And even before that he was SOOO boring!" Hekapoo states.
...
Reynaldo appears to Glossaryck and Meteora on the River. He's driving a ferry boat baring his head. He's a giraffe with a bald head, brown hair on his sides, and he wears a toga.
"... Who speaks in rhyme and wanders time with none to call his family? No phone calls, cards, or-"
Glossaryck interrupts him. "Thank you Reynaldo, please be quiet."
The humans, Star and Moon immediately feel sadness for Reynaldo, especially since Glossaryck is basically his father.
In the Wand
"Ok I feel kinda bad now." Rhina says.
Comet shakes her head.
...
"We're here...oh no."
Instead Reynaldo took them back too far. They see magic goop in the water. By it, is a small boat with a handful of people. They are covered in the magic hoop and it's clearly taken an effect on them as they can't remember who they are.
EVERYONE gasps.
"T-t-those people are..." Skywyyne is automatically struck.
"The first settlers of Mewni." Finishes Crescenta who is just as shocked.
"They must have went through the realm of magic. Look at them." Rhina points out.
"Wait!" Yells Estrella. "Look at their clothing. They look just like the clothes that appeared in that human boys flashback involving opossums." Estrella points out. Looking back at her drawings for reference.
"Wait...Solaria says understanding. And being shocked by the revelation.
"Does this mean..." continues Comet.
"The first Mewmans..." speaks Jushtin.
Then Festivia. "Were actually..." speaks Festivia
Outside the Wand
"Those are humans?" Shouts Marco.
"I'm sorry what?" Asks Eclipsa.
"Those are human pilgrim settlers." Justin says not believing it.
Everyone else is in a state of shock. Moon is dub-found.
"They must have somehow entered the realm of magic." She reasons. "Exited in the Mewni portal. But how?"
"I still think that one door you went too was on earth." Janna says. "You know, the one with the lid you couldn't budge so you said it was dumb."
"Wait. Does that mean Mewmans are actually just humans?" Star asks.
"No no." Hekapoo says, even though she and the commission are equally surprised by this revelation. "Exposure to magic and living in Mewnis environment has certainly made differences between Mewmans and Humans. Minor differences, like the difference between wolves and dogs."
"Which are we?" Ferguesson Asks.
Before Hekapoo can respond Star shouts.
"EVERYONE WATCH!"
Glossaryck takes a handful of magic hoop and creates a baby milhorse. He then puts it inside Meteoras baby rattle.
"Eenie, meenie, Mewni, moe..." Glossaryck then carelessly tosses the rattle to the woman in the middle with pink circles on her cheeks. It transforms.
"WHAT!?" Everyone in both audiences shouts.
"T-the Wand." Omnitraxus says before turning to Meteora. "It's..."
Meteora is just sitting on her mother's lap (who is staring at her baby with the same shocked expression as everyone else) playing with a baby rattle that looked EXACTLY like the one she had on screen.
Star cautiously leans in and touches the tip of HER wand against the baby rattle. Then she 'eeps' and pulls back when blue sparks fly.
"Time sparks! Those are time sparks!" Shouts Omnitraxus. "That's the Wand!"
"Our family heirloom is a baby rattle?" Star asks.
"Cool." Says Janna.
"Baaaaa!"
"Oh my goodness." Eclipsa says shocked.
While everyone was shocked Brittany was smiling wickedly. 'So THATS how wands are made. Now I just have to find out where I can get some magic.'
In the Wand
"What the Heck!?" Crescenta asks.
"The wand was my granddaughter's baby rattle.." Solaria says confused. "This whole time?"
"Now THATS a time loop!" Says Comet.
"Brain overloading!" Shouts Jushtin
Skywyyne sighs. "So that's how it happened." She said disappointed. Skywyyne has read that the first queen of Mewni was so beautiful and powerful that the magic just came to her. That the first settlers of Mewni came here with meaning. Instead she was an amnesic human who got misplaced in their land and Glossaryck begrudgingly made her a wand, then selected her at random using 'eenie, meenie, Mewni, moe'. Very disappointing.
...
Glossaryck takes Meteora to their INTENDED destination.
"Uh, are those Septarians?" Asks Janna.
"Looks like it." Eclipsa says holding her baby tight. Even she knew how dangerous most Septarians were.
"Hey look it's Rasticore." Says Starfan
"Rasticore...your too weak...never survive against a Mewman?"
Everyone (but Eclipsa) gasps.
"It's Toffee!" Shouts Star.
"Who?" Asks Eclipsa.
"He's the one I went to you for the spell." Says Moon. "He's the monster that killed my mother."
"Except he was older when it happened." Says Janna. "Actually he looked EXACTLY like the one you drew in your chapter."
"Uh, how long ago is this?" Asks Marco.
In the Wand
"The lizard." Comet gasps.
"Dig the get up." Says Dirhennia.
"What are they doing?" Asks Jushtin. Toffee was having that Septarian bounty hunter Rasticore hold his arm out fir another Septarian to bite off.
"Some Septarians heal faster than others." Solaria explains. "He's finding the strongest for an army." She narrows her eyes.
"Well, we know how that turns out." Comet says reassuringly.
"With YOU dead." Solaria reminds her.
...
"Now...we are invincible." Toffee says as Rasticores arm grows back. "Oh, hello again." Toffee says to Glossaryck, who has Meteora by him.
"Glossaryck? What are you doing?" Eclipsa asks.
Meteora asks Glossaryck something in baby.
"Yep, that's the bad boy who broke my arm."
Both Meteoras snarl.
Glossaryck suggests that Toffee might have had a good reason. Then Toffee responds with-
"You we're making that stupid leaf hat so I snapped your arm."
"So he was always a jerk." Star says glaring at the screen.
Toffee goes to break Glossarycks other arm. This makes Meteora upset so she starts pounding on his leg. He knocks her back.
"I don't like this man." Says Eclipsa.
"Don't worry." Says Janna. "He's going to learn his lesson soon."
"Um, what do you mean?"
Meteora starts floating in the air, she dips-down and blasts Toffee with the same eye beams she used to steal souls when she was older.
"Oh good heavens." Eclipsa says covering her mouth.
Meteora starts chuckling.
"No Meteora, no zapping people." Eclipsa says.
Meanwhile in the wand Solaria was smirking.
Meteora stops and Toffee gets up.
"Hmm. I guess Toffee can't get his soul sucked." Janna says.
...
"I think Magic's in pretty good hands." Glossaryck says as the episode ends.
Everyone turns to the commission.
"Well?" Star Asks.
"Ok the kids not half bad." Hekapoo says.
"Hekapoo?" Rhombulus asks.
"What? she's not."
"Let's just continue." Says Omnitraxus.
Hi readers. Two things.
For those of you who believe Toffee dated Eclipsa, I would like to remind all of you that in the AMA Nefcy never answered whether or not Toffee was the same Septarian that Eclipsa knew. She just said that he was a historian that researched the butterfly family. So I think we can assume it as a different Septarian. Also, Comet Butterfly had Butterflies on her cheeks so I assume Glossaryck meant to say "Era or Butterflies" like how Crescenta called her reign the "Era or Bunnies". Toffee was called the Prince of the dark monster nations so I imagine that Seth made Toffee his heir when he realized he was getting too old around the time Comet started her reign.
Also, contrary to most opinions, I don't believe what Glossaryck did in this episode led to Toffee killing Comet. After all, he hated Mewmans and Magic long before Glossaryck got there. He was already amassing an army so I don't think that one incident suddenly made him think "let's kill the queen." I think Glossaryck just wanted a way to teach Meteora without actually hurting someone.
We're getting close to the end now. A few more chapters.
