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S4 Ep14

Marco hands out invitations for Eclipsa's coronation.

"So, can we expect to see you there?"

He's talking to the assassins guild, which includes Rasticore

"Oh, we're 'dying' to go!"

"Yeah, we'd 'kill' for a front row seat."

"Uh, did you guys say "of 'corpse'" yet?"

"What the?" Star turns to Marco. "Marco, why would you invite assassins?"

"I...have no idea what he's thinking." Marco says embarrassed.

"Dude, I think all the corn is affecting your brain." Says Janna.

...

"... Hand these out to 300 of your friends...or you'll die."

The Mewman who Janna handed the invitations too runs off screaming.

In the Wand

"Why didn't I ever think of that?" Crescenta asks with a smirk.

All the other queens look at her strangely.

"What? It's effective."

"And you called ME ruthless." Solaria whispers to Comet.

Outside the Wand

"What? Now the invitations are gonna get handed out." Janna asks in response to everyone staring at her.

"Nothing...nothing." Star says.

...

"Corn-o-nation? That's what it says on the invitation." Tom says to Star.

"What?"

Star grabs the invitation, it has an extra "n". Star exclaims Marco should have spell checked.

"Oh my gosh! I am getting stupider!" Marco exclaims with worry.

"Don't worry, it kinda fits." Hekapoo says.

"We're pretty obsessed with corn."

"See? Demon boy agrees with me."

...

Star and Tom enter Moons settlement, filled with people talking smack about Eclipsa. Among them is the de-petrified Manfred.

"Queen Moon has created this beautiful oasis for all those who oppose Eclipsa's reign."

"No I didn't, you all just showed up." Moon states.

"They all do hate me though." Eclipsa says.

"Well most of them are here because you threw them out of their home's." Moon states disapprovingly.

"I was just returning land that was stolen from the monsters."

"You still left many of our own people homeless. You didn't even offer them any consolation."

"Yeah...I kinda see both points here." Star admits.

"To be fair it's not like they would have accepted my help." Eclipsa says remembering when the Mewmans stated they didn't even go to Eclipsa when they needed something thinking "why would we". "Oh and that one family doesn't count. Their home was WAY too big for them, I have no idea why a Mewman would want it."

"They got to use a sink for a swimming pool." Freguesson says.

"That's awesome." Says Alphonso.

...

In the Wand

"Look, this will be the last thing I do for Eclipsa. ...I just want to be a teen again. I don't even know what teens do anymore. ... Do they jet-ski? Scrapbook?"

"Oh, Star. You've grown up so much..." Moon says to her daughter. "Your devotion to the kingdom is truly commendable."

"Indeed it is." Crescenta, begrudgingly, admits.

"That's my granddaughter." Comet says proudly.

"That's my descendent." Festivia says drinking a cup of corn wine.

Jushtin just stands next to her with a blank face glancing around feeling insecure.

"...I'm not related to her." Jushtin says with false enthusiasm.

"Bro, don't copyright." Solaria says.

...

"Okay, seriously, who are you? Who is this person? Why is she here?" Ruperiot asks in regards to Janna.

"I've been asking that for fourteen years." Marco says.

"Duh, Cuz I feel like it." Says Janna.

...

"Oh, when did this happen?" Eclipsa asks seeing one of the strings on her guitar is broken. "I have a spare set of strings back at the temple."

Eclipsa then flies off back to the temple despite Star and Ruperiot calling out to her.

"Eclipsa, you better not do anything you'll regret." Hekapoo warns.

"Like what?"

"What do you mean like what?" Omnitraxus asks. "Your husband."

"You heard Globgor, he doesn't want to come out yet." Eclipsa states.

...

Star goes to check on Eclipsa. Globgor crystal is broken.

Everyone gasps.

"He's free..." Eclipsa says silently and shocked, but with a hint of a smirk on her face.

"YOU TRAITOR!" Rhombulus shouts.

"No." Eclipsa says getting defensive. "I swear I wouldn't-"

Eclipsa is in front of the stage speaking nervously into the megaphone.

"Attention, everyone! I'm afraid we must send you all home immediately. Globgor has escaped."

"Ah!" Says Omnitraxus. "So you let your husband out then tell everyone to go home so he can eat them one by one, aye?"

"You know what, I'm just gonna pause this." Marco says hitting the button.

"No..." Eclipsa says getting defensive. "I swear-"

"I don't believe she did it." Says Moon.

The commission looks at her.

"What?" Asks Rhombulus.

"Come on guys." Hekapoo says. "I mean normally I would assume it's her but we just saw the whole exchange of her with him. He told her 'no'."

"Yeah, and you think she would let him out to cause trouble on her coronation? That doesn't make any sense?" Says Brittany, not that she cared, it just didn't make sense to her.

"Yeah, " agreed Janna. "Plus, if I was Globgor and I wanted to eat Mewmans I would just crash the place and scoop up Mewmans like popcorn. I wouldn't have Eclipsa tell everyone I was free then have me waste time going to every single house."

"Well...Globgor couldn't have let himself out." Says Rhombulus. "And we all know Eclipsa got the book back and pierced her ears."

"But the chicken still had its beak tied." Says Raphael.

"I think it was you guys." Star says he's turning to the MHC.

"WHAT!?"

"I beg your pardon?"

"Bahhhh?"

They exclaim in shock and horror.

"It makes sense." Star goes on. "You guys hate Eclipsa, you've all wanted nothing more than to recrystalize her since she got out. And I bet now none of you could stand that people are accepting her. So you let Globgor out so you can blame Eclipsa and get rid of her."

"Are you kidding!?" Hekapoo says outraged at the accusation. "We don't trust Eclipsa in that or any timeline but if you think we would endanger innocent people your crazy!"

"Hmmm, could that work?" Rhombulus says to himself.

"BAAAHHH!" Lekmet shouts at him.

"Wish there chancellor that's a little harsh." Rhombulus retorts.

In the Wand

"It was the commission." Says Crescenta.

"Oh yeah."

"Definitely."

The past queens agree, using the same reasoning as Janna, Brittany and Star.

"It doesn't matter who let him out right now." Solaria says. "Everyone in Mewni might be in danger. I just hope Eclipsa is right about him. Or I'll have to kill him. Then the commission with his dead body!" She says, feeling outsmarted that the supposed guardians of Mewni would release the king of monsters to prove a point...and frame her child.

...

"The bog! He might be at the bog. It was a special place for us." Eclipsa tells Star where asking where Globgor might be.

Moon and Star gasp, then they turn to each other and yell in union-

"DAD!/YOUR FATHER!"

...

When the scene shifted to River projecting his feelings of stress onto Eddie, both Moon and River felt uneasy and alittle guilty.

Star felt guilty when her father said he was stressed living in the woods due to the dangers every night. Making her feel more guilty for giving Eclipsa the crown and putting him in that situation.

Moon felt guilty when River said that he doesn't feel like anyone (including her) takes him seriously.

Then Star felt some anguish hearing her father say...that while he does love her, couldn't help but wonder if he and Moon would have been better off...he didn't even finish.

"Better off what?" Star asks. She thinks to herself 'childless?' 'Gotten a boy instead?'

Marco puts his arm around her.

"I'm sure he doesn't mean it like that." Marco says.

"We'll talk to your father later." Moon tells her daughter. "Both of us."

"Uh, perhaps you two should pay attention to him now." Eclipsa says pointing at the screen.

Where Globgor is seen facing them, gigantic and covered in mud.

"DAD!" Star shouts.

Ok, that's it for part one, part two next week.

Just kidding

…..

"I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Look, I have to go far, far away from here. If the Mewmans find out I'm free, they're just gonna take it out on my family." Globgor says to Star who had been chasing him.

"So you're not gonna hurt anyone?"

"No, of course not!"

Star turned to the commission members.

"So, still think he's evil?" Star asks.

"Evil people can still live their families." Rhombulus says. "Did you see Ludo?"

"Ludo was technically a monster and he reformed, sorta." Said Jackie.

"Yeah well...he had status." Says Omnitraxus.

"THAT DOESNT MATTER!" Shouts all the humans and Star.

"Like, seriously?" Asks Ponyhead.

…..

"Posing is so a talent!" Shouts Ponyhead to the screen.

"It's not really posing if you're just a head." Brittany snarks.

"Oh, you wanna go cheerleader?" Pony asks sparks coming from her horn.

"Bring it horse head!"

"No, no no." Star says coming between them. "We're here to decide whether or not to let Globgor free not see you two fight. Sit down."

"But-"

"Down. Down. Down..." they are sitting down. "Down." Star sits next to Marco. "Down."

…...

"There is someone I'd like you all to meet." Star says. Just before Globgor comes stepping through the portal wearing handcuffs.

"Handcuffs, smart." Solaria says approvingly.

"He just said he doesn't wanna hurt anyone." Says Jushtin.

"It will make the Mewmans more comfortable though." Says Crescenta.

"I don't think they really matter for him." Says Comet.

Rhombulus insists that Globgor will eat them and says he will crystallize him. But Omnitraxus and Hekapoo state that so long as Eclipsa is free as well she will just "set him free again". Eclipsa and Globgor tear up seeing each other.

Eclipsa wished they were being reunited under better circumstances.

"Why did you set me free? I told you, this isn't what I want!"

"I didn't...I swear!"

'She really didn't.'Echoed through everyone's minds at the realization.

Globgor breaks free and attacks Rhombulus when he tries to recrystalize Eclipsa

Solaria can't help but sigh in relief. Neither does Jushtin. Or really anyone in both audiences aside from the high commission.

"Nice hit." Says Janna.

"Hey!" Says Rhombulus.

As Globgor and the commission fight Meteora dips down and escapes the cage Hekapoo put her in.

"NO!" Shouts Eclipsa and Solaria together.

"Darn you Glossaryck!" Star shouts.

"Wait!" Janna says, knowing Glossaryck might have foreseen this. "Let's see what happens."

Eclipsa just holds onto her version of Meteora.

Everyone becomes horrified when they notice Meteora surrounded by flames.

In both audiences and on the screen. Eclipsa felt like she was about to faint and even the commission was hoping someone would save her (no one watching was evil enough to want a baby to die)

"Hey, there's a baby in the fire!" Someone in the arena yells.

"Baby? No! Meteora!"

Everyone (alive or dead) watches cheers when Globgor saves Meteora.

Eclipsa cries tears of joy while Meteora has her eyes glued on the screen.

Solaria would never admit it but she was grateful to the monster king. For what he did just now.

Hekapoo and Lekmet were relieved as well.

"Ba-ba?"

"Yeah, that's right. It's ba-ba."

And EVERYONE cooed when they saw father and daughter embrace. (Well except Rhombulus who reminded himself they were monsters known for terrorizing Mewmans and maintained a stone face (pun intended) and Omnitraxus who was trying to look elsewhere so he wouldn't.)

"Oh Globby." Eclipsa says with wet eyes.

"You made a good choice." Angie said.

"So? Still think he's evil?" Star asked the commission skeptically.

"Ok...so he loves his daughter and he didn't do anything wrong now..." says Rhombulus. "But sooner or later he'll show his true colors! He's the king of monsters fur corn sake!" He asserts. "You all saw the tapestries, he's evil! And so is Eclipsa for loving him!"

"He's clearly a good guy!" Marco shouts. "Yes he might have done messed up things in the past, but..." Marco turned to Star and Moon before going back to the commission. "Can any of you honestly say that you were never messed up to monsters?"

The commission looks slightly guilty. But Rhombulus shakes his head.

"Who cares! They are just monsters! They aren't even Mewman! And it's our job to protect Mewmans."

"Alright I did it!" Rhombulus shouts to the crowd. "I let him out so you could see what a monster he really is!"

Now everyone, literally EVERYONE, was looking at Rhombulus in fury. Rhombulus on the other hand was sweating nervously and blushing in embarrassment.

"So." Star says. "To prove a point you decided to release Globgor, who you believed was a dangerous, Mewman eating monster, hoping he would cause destruction and give you an excuse to recrystalize Eclipsa?"

"Are you kidding!?" Hekapoo asks. Then she turns to the rest of the group. "I swear the rest of us would never...oh look on the screen I'm arresting Rhombulus right now."

"Dilute, if you think endangering people's is a good idea then YOUR the traitor bad guy here." Marco says.

"Baaa!" Lekmet shouts before getting up and using the scissors.

"W-what!?" Rhombulus shouts looking hurt. "Lekmet you can't really mean that?"

Lekmet steps through the portal.

"Lekmet!" Rhombulus cries going after him. Then the portal closes.

Eclipsa asks the people what they think about her husband.

"This is a monarchy, not a democracy!"

"I'm not your queen anymore! It doesn't matter what I think!" Moon says when someone asks what she thinks.

"Hmm... I dunno. Didn't he used to, like, eat people?" Says a Mewman.

"Wasn't he just trying to protect his family from angry Mewmans?" Says a monster.

"I don't know how to respond to this shift in paradigm."

"Can't we all put the past behind us and make a fresh start?" Katrina asks the crowd.

"Yeah! What that fish kid said!"

"Well, I guess this is happening." Says Hekapoo at the same time as her counterpart. "I'll tell Rhombulus what happened." Hekapoo says making a portal and going through.

Omnitraxus turns to Eclipsa.

"Don't get your hopes up. There are still a few more episodes left. If your husband does one thing wrong..."

"Honestly it's Mina I'm more concerned about." Moon says.

A fear that is confirmed as she sees Sebastian in his Solarian form flying across the screen as it goes black.

In the Wand

"So...What do you think?" Festivia asks Solaria.

"My feelings are complicated." Solaria says. "If the kingdom and my family accepts him my opinion doesn't really matter. So long as he behaves. However, he might be useful against my former soldier."