Knothole

As the sun shines through the window of Sonic's hut, Sonic stirred awake in his bed. He opened his eyes and got up. He stretched and put on his shoes. He then remembered what day it was today and went over to his dresser. He then saw a wrist watch on his dresser with a note next to it. It was from Tails. It said happy birthday and to enjoy this new wrist communicator he built for him. He put it on and it turned on as he slipped it on. He opened a drawer and picked up a picture of him and his siblings. He placed the picture in his quills and was about to close the drawer but something caught his eye. It was his medallion. He glanced at it before picking it up and placing it in his quills. He closed the drawer and took a deep breath. He then rushed out of the hut at super speed. He ran out of Knothole and made his way to New Metro Zone. He ran through several loops and jumped over several gaps and jumps.

New Metro Zone

As he ran into the city, his wrist communicator beeped. He tapped the screen and it showed a bank robbery happening a few blocks away. Sonic chuckled to himself.

SONIC: Oh, Tails. What would I do without you?

He rushed over to where the robbery was taking place. The doors of the bank blasted open, from within the bank, the villain Shocker stepped out of the bank with two briefcases of money in his hand. The police gathered around him and aimed their guns at the villain. Shocker threw the briefcases down and fired a shockwave from his gauntlets, sending the Police Cruisers flying over the coppers. As Shocker was about to fire another blast, he was spin dashed into a nearby wall by the blue blur. Shocker got to his feet, Sonic began taunting the villain.

SONIC: Seriously, Herman? I mean, I know you're dumb, but are you seriously dumb enough to rob the same bank you got caught robbing last time?

SHOCKER: Shut your mouth, you blue rat!

SONIC: Oh, so you're stupid and blind?

Shocker then fired a blast at the hedgehog, said hedgehog sped to the left. He fired another blast but Sonic just sped to the right. He continued this every time Shocker fired a blast at him. Sonic then bounced off the wall and knocked Shocker into a nearby car with a homing attack, knocking him down for the count. As the cops placed the cuff on Shocker, Sonic just sped off to find something to do for the remainder of his birthday. Unbeknownst to him, a spy drone was watching him from a far distance.

Egg Base 47

As Eggman watched the feed his spy drone was producing, Sheridan sped into the room. Eggman turned around to face him.

SHERIDAN: Everything is set, Doctor. We can leave immediately.

DR. EGGMAN: Not yet.

SHERIDAN: Why not?

DR. EGGMAN: Do you know what day it is today?

Sheridan tilted his head in confusion.

DR. EGGMAN: It's that blue pests birthday. And I have a special gift I wanna give him. Plus, I wanna see who truly is faster. Sonic or you?

SHERIDAN: Then by all means. Let's go give him his gift.

Eggman then smiled evilly.

South Park

In South Park Elementary, PC Principal was having a discussion with the girls Volleyball team in his office.

PC PRINCIPAL: All right, ladies, first of all, I want to say that I completely respect your decision to protest our national anthem. I thought it was sweet. I believe you shed some light on some very important issues regarding gender equality.

The girls did not look happy at all.

NICOLE: What are you doing about Eric Cartman?

PC PRINCIPAL: Ladies, I understand you're upset about the trolling you've received on the Internet. But there is no evidence that Eric Cartman is skankhunt42.

WENDY: It is him. It's completely obvious, and nobody's doing anything about it.

PC PRINCIPAL: Well, he claims that he's been working at changing himself and the world around him.

He then pressed a button on his telephone and spoke into it.

PC PRINCIPAL: Send in Mr. Cartman.

He let go of the button and Eric Cartman walked into the office wearing a shirt that said Token's Life Matters.

CARTMAN: You wanted to see me, PC Principal?

PC PRINCIPAL: Mr. Cartman, I'm gonna ask you one more time. Are you or are you not the Internet troll skankhunt42?

CARTMAN: It's skank-hunt42, and no, I am not.

HEIDI: He's lying. Make him show you his phone.

CARTMAN: Unfortunately, that'd be a breach of my civil rights. But I can assure you, nobody respected you girls' poignant protests more than I did.

Washington D.C

In Washington, a group of senators were having a discussion about a matter that concerns the entirety of the nation.

SENATOR: Fellow Senators, our nation is divided like never before. While people everywhere fight for their voices to be heard, perhaps it is time for us to consider that our national anthem needs to be changed. Americans need an anthem that inspires and excites, an anthem that has something for everyone, while still paying tribute to what it once was. I believe there's only one person capable of achieving this... J.J. Abrams. He saved "Star Wars," and now we will ask him to save our country.

J.J. Abrams Residence

A group of helicopters land out the front of J.J. Abrams house. The Senator steps out and speaks into a megaphone.

SENATOR: Mr. Abrams? Mr. Abrams, we need to speak with you.

J.J. Abrams then approached his window.

SENATOR: Mr. Abrams, I speak on behalf of Americans everywhere. We've come to ask you to reboot the national anthem. Please, Mr. Abrams, we know you've been asked to reboot a lot. We know you're tired. We know you're tired. What do you say, sir? We all want something new, but that makes us remember the things we loved. We want to member. We need your memberberries!

To the left of his window are a set of lights. The group watches with anticipation.

SENATOR: One light means yes. Two lights means no.

On light then flashes, signifying that J.J Abrams will reboot the national anthem.

South Park

As the Marsh family eat dinner, Randy is having a fit because of the polls for the presidential election.

RANDY: What the hell is wrong with people? They really think that a Giant Douche should be president? It's insane!

SHARON: Why'd you say I'd be voting for the Turd Sandwich, Randy? You haven't even talked to me about it.

RANDY: You can't possibly be thinking about voting for the douche.

Stan then sighs in annoyance.

RANDY: What's wrong with you?

STAN: I just don't understand why every four years, you people freak out over whether to vote for a Giant Douche or a Turd Sandwich.

RANDY: Because we're Americans. 'Cause this is America.

STAN: How can you all be focused on this stupid election when just a few days ago, not only did we get attacked by a killer robot, but our world collided with a bunch of other ones where superheroes actually exist?

RANDY: Cynical... Cynical man! You just think everything and everyone is dumb, huh? 'Cause you're a kneel-ist?

STAN: It's ni-hi-list.

RANDY: See? You're such a nihilist.

Stan then slammed his hands on the table and walked to their door that was still being repaired after Metallix attacked.

STAN: I can't deal with your crap right now. I'm going for a walk.

He then left the house. Sharon then whispered to Randy.

SHARON: He's just going through a hard time. Kyle is still recovering from whatever that Joker guy did to him. Give him time and he'll be back to normal.

Kyle was trapped in a dark room, he was scared out of his mind. He then began to hear maniacal laughter all around him. He backed up against a wall, lightning struck and it was revealed that he was in a mental asylum with the words HA HA HA written all over the walls. He turns to run but he then sees the clown prince of crime himself walking right towards him. Kyle tried to move but he was frozen, he couldn't move. Joker then got right in his face and began laughing. After a few seconds, Kyle's skin turned white and he began laughing too. Kyle then woke up screaming in his hospital bed. He looked around and saw nothing but hospital equipment. Kyle felt tears fall down his cheek as he began to cry into his hands. The crying soon evolved into laughter. As soon as he realised he was laughing, he stopped and started crying again.

Avengers Compound

Tails ran as fast as he could and entered the compound. Sonic followed close behind and entered as well. The room was dark as Sonic looked around for his best friend.

SONIC: Tails? Where are you?

The lights suddenly turned on and nearly everyone of his friends shouted out SURPRISE! Sonic was taken back but then laughed as he hugged his adopted brother. He looked around and saw several balloons and there was even a stage for performances to occur. He looked and saw that nearly everyone he knew was there, hell even Rick was there, though he was only there for the drinks.

SONIC: Thanks, you guys. You have no idea how much this means to me.

TONY: No problem, spike ball.

RICK: Yeah, yeah, we surprised him. Now where are the drinks?

A few hours later into the party, everyone was having a good time. Sonic walked outside to get some air. He stared up into the sky, thinking about his siblings. He then heard a voice from behind him.

SALLY: Penny for your thoughts?

He turned around and saw Sally walking up to him.

SONIC: Just reminiscing.

SALLY: About?

SONIC: Stuff. From a long time ago.

He then put his arm around Sally.

SONIC: How many rings do you wanna bet that it was you who set this up?

SALLY: I mean, you deserve it. Not only did you come back from the dead, but you stopped Metallix from destroying Mobiearth.

SONIC: Not alone.

SALLY: I know.

SONIC: Wanna know something, Sal?

Sally looked at him and nodded.

SONIC: Dying put a lot of things into perspective for me. Mainly how I feel about you.

SALLY: How do you feel about me?

Sonic chuckled as he interlocked his hands with hers. He then let go and brought out his medallion. Sally was confused as he put it around his neck. A guitar then appeared out of thin air, startling her. (Play Holiday by KSI here). He then began to play. He then began to sing to her.

SONIC: I wanna wake up every mornin', feelin' better

'Cause I know you're sleeping by my side

And every moment we're together

I remember just to keep it all for you and I

I see that body in the sunlight

Feelin' the heat and it feels right

I wanna do this for the rest of my life

Oh, I know, I know, you know the vibe

I wanna stay with you every night

You and me underneath the lights

I'm always good when you're by my side

I know, you know you're on my mind

You really make me come alive

I wanna be here for the rest of my life

Looking for sun rays, needin' them good days

Fly me away-away, you're my holiday

Cool like the ocean, lost in emotion

Fly me away-away, you're my holiday

Whenever you're here it's a good time

Strawberry shirts in the sunshine

Ice-cold drinks 'til the moonlight

You're my holiday

Whenever you're here it's a good time

Strawberry shirts in the sunshine

Ice-cold drinks 'til the moonlight

You're my holiday

I wanna stay up 'til the mornin' with you talkin'

Just to listen to the things you say

And every time we're in the middle of the city

I imagine us so far away

I see that body in the sunlight (sunlight)

Feelin' the heat and it feels right (feels right)

I wanna do this for the rest of my life

Oh, I know you know you're on my mind (yeah)

You really make me come alive (yeah)

I wanna be here for the rest of my life

Looking for sun rays, needin' them good days

Fly me away-away, you're my holiday (you're my holiday)

Cool like the ocean, lost in emotion

Fly me away-away, you're my holiday

Whenever you're here it's a good time (good time)

Strawberry shirts in the sunshine (sunshine)

Ice-cold drinks 'til the moonlight (moonlight)

You're my holiday (you're my holiday)

Whenever you're here it's a good time (good time

Strawberry shirts in the sunshine (sunshine)

Ice-cold drinks 'til the moonlight (moonlight)

You're my holiday

Ooh, ooh

Ooh, you're my holiday

Ooh, ooh

Ooh, you're my holiday

(End song)

Sally had tears prick her eyes as the guitar disappeared. She ran to Sonic and the two engaged in a passionate kiss. They broke off and stared at each other. Sally then broke the silence.

SALLY: Since when could you sing?

Sonic then looked down for a moment before looking back to Sally.

SONIC: Sally, there's something I need to tell you.

But before he could say anything, a streak of red lightning knocked Sonic across the face, sending him tumbling across the grass. He looked up and saw Sheridan glaring down at him.

SHERIDAN: You're the fastest thing alive? Pathetic.

The ground then began to shake. The ground then split open as a massive mech emerged from the ground. It was red and black, it had spikes on its shoulders, elbows and wrists. It had razor sharp silver claws. Its head resembled a familiar egg shaped doctor, except it had yellow eyes and razor sharp teeth. As Sonic got up and everyone rushed out to see what the commotion was, the mech's forehead opened up, revealing Eggman.

DR. EGGMAN: BAHAHAHAHAHA! Happy Birthday, Rodent!

SONIC: Eggman!

DR. EGGMAN: Hehe. Who else? Hope you enjoy your present, as it will be your last. Behold, The Egg Goliath!

SONIC: Thank you for the gift, egg brain.

DR. EGGMAN: If you thought that I wouldn't attack on your birthday, then you're dumber than I thought. Speaking of birthdays, it's not just your birthday now is it?

Sonic then glared hatefully at the mad doctor while everyone else was left confused. Sonic clenched his fist and walked over to the mech.

SONIC: Leave them out of this, Robotnik.

Everyone gasped as he never calls Eggman by his real name.

DR. EGGMAN: Oh, and the nerves have been struck! Don't worry, I'll be visiting them next! I'll say hi to them for you as I reclaim what I lost!

Everyone on the ground prepared for battle as Sheridan smirked and Eggman slammed his fists down on the control panel.

DR. EGGMAN: Now, time to blow out Sonic's birthday candles. Forever.

A/N: Next chapter will be the first confrontation between Sheridan and Sonic. I can't wait for that. And it also seems that the South Park boys are still recovering from what happened with Joker and Eggman, especially Kyle. We'll dive into that further as the story progresses. Anyway, see you next chapter.