South Park: The PC Pandemic Skankhunt Special
I don't own South Park. Trey Parker and Matt Stone do.
It was Heidi Turner and Wendy Testaburger.
They walked up to Stan and Kyle at their empty table and placed their trays onto the table.
"Hi guys," smiled Wendy, "Are these seats taken?"
"N-no?" responded Stan. "But why do you want so sit with us, are you guys mad?"
"Mad?" said Heidi. "Of course not, we just want to sit here with you."
"But aren't you upset at us for what our fathers did?" asked Kyle.
"A little," responded Wendy, "But that shouldn't mean we should be mad at you for it."
"Yeah, besides, it's not like you two started the pandemic and trolled people online...let alone knew what your fathers did." smiled Heidi.
Kyle looked down ashamed at that last bit.
"Wendy," sighed Stan, "I never spoke to you since our break up, and honestly, I thought after you heard about what my dad did, you'd actually never want to speak to me again. So why are you not mad?"
"Because," said Wendy, "Take it from someone who's dad has joined in with some crazy shenanigans, such as trying to kill a UPS man, participated in an Anti-Police Riot, and other things I can't really think of right now, you can't really control what your parents do, but nobody should blame you for their actions because its not like they had you do it."
Stan responded, "Yeah, but your dad cares for you Wendy, my dad never did. All he cared about was himself and his stupid marijuana. I may have my old life here back, but at what cost? No friends? No freedom? Nothing!?"
"That's not true, Stan." smiled Wendy. "You still have me."
Stan wanted to say "But that's different, you're my girlfriend," when he realized that she was right. He was lucky to have her rather than no one at all.
He smiled back and said. "Yeah, I guess."
Kyle then looked at Heidi and asked her.
"And why would you come to be after it was my dad that caused you to quit Twitter and get you into an abusive relationship with Cartman?"
"Because," said Heidi. "I know what it's like to be discriminated by everybody in school, by your friends." she thought back on her relationship with Cartman and how it turned her into a female version of him that was hated by all of her friends. "Plus I kinda owe it to you for calling you 'sneaky' and 'always trying to get ahead of others', saying you sounded like your mom and for calling your little brother stupid."
"No worries." smiled Kyle.
Kyle and Stan ate with Heidi and Wendy through lunch, during recess they talked to each other, (Stan and Wendy, Kyle with Heidi), after school they even hung out. Wendy took Stan to Starks Pond while Heidi took Kyle to the movies. Both of them felt better, with these new friends helping and supporting them.
"I can't believe you would do this Mickey Mouse!"
Randy shouted over the phone, burrowed down inside the barn.
Ever since word got out that he started the pandemic and gave everybody mustaches. People had been booing him all over. They were throwing tomatoes and eggs at his farmhouse, canisters of Tegridy Weed and even papers with horrible notes written on them.
Gerald was hiding inside the house so nobody knew where he was nor could they see him to boo him as well.
The only person who could shop for them or provide them with their menial needs was Towlie, who despite working with Randy in Tegridy Farms, was not as discriminated as he was. He would go out every morning and bring back some food from the store for them.
"I can't believe you would record video of me having Sex with the Bat and Pangolin! And I don't even want to know how you got the footage of me in my house."
"You think it was ME who got you into trouble, haha?" Mickey responded over the phone.
"Yeah, Because you were the one who threatened to sell me out. And you bought all that footage from the Airport and the Restaraunt so you could sell me out! I've lost everything, my Family, my Tegridy, EVERYTHING!"
"Well It wasn't me Marsh, I don't know who got access to all of that footage but why would I sell you out myself when I have to deal with my reopening of Disneyland? And maybe you should have considered your family's needs instead of always thinking of your first, haha." scolded Mickey.
"Oh god you too!" screamed Randy. "I keep telling everybody, this world needs Tegridy, they love Tegridy, they will DIE without Tegridy."
"Yeah well look how many people died because of your pandemic, I don't think the world would die without Tegridy, but Tegridy would die without the world. Haha."
"What does that mean?" Randy snarled.
"It means you've gotta get your priorities straight, Marsh," responded Mickey. "What's more important to you, your business or your family. I know to me it's my business. I mean I've made a fortune off of abusing and subjugating my employees, and that's why Minnie left me and took Pluto with Her, haha. Anyways, I gotta go, have fun losing everything Marsh!" and with that Mickey Hung up.
Randy dropped his phone and rested his head against the Barn.
What was important to him?
Meanwhile, Gerald was safe inside the house chatting with his Internet Troll friend Dildo Schwaggins.
"It's a frickin Nightmare Dildo!" screamed Gerald. "I'm isolated at this horrible Marijuana Farm, I can't go outside without being harassed, I can't do anything, why did this happen to me!?"
"Well you did troll people online." responded Dildo. "You were doing it to be funny, but still, framing your own son for this mess, I think you deserve it."
"I don't deserve anything!" screamed Gerald. "I'm just laughing and having a sense of Humor like everyone else! What have I done wrong!?"
"Maybe the part where you lied to your wife and blamed your son." responded Dildo. "Anyways I gotta go troll some people from Denmark, you figure out a way to improve your life." and with that Dildo ended the Skype leaving Gerald confused and annoyed.
Why was blaming an innocent toddler for being a troll even a crime? It's not like they'd be arrested and sent to jail.
Stan walked home by himself after school. He was trying to avoid people recognizing him as Randy Marsh's son so he took the high road back to his house.
He had just opened the door to see Sharon, grouped around with all the parents of his friends, they were all talking. Most of them were sitting on the ground because the furniture was still halved.
"I still can't believe what you had to go through, Sharon!" cried Linda Stotch.
"It must have been a nightmare for you," sighed Eden Tweek. "I know it would have been for me."
"You very brave to have survived that entire ordeal." praised Steve Black.
"Rich!" shouted Rich Burch.
"You're all very kind," smiled Sharon. "And thank you so much for not blaming me for what Randy did."
"Of course," smiled Carol McCormick, "We all know how much you've been suffering at Tegridy Farms. Besides, take it from someone who's own husband is a drunk piece of shit, who causes so many problems, it's just going to be one crisis after another."
"I heard that, Bitch!" screamed Stuart.
"Oh shut up bastard!" sneered Carol.
"Yeah," Sheila started, "Sharon, you're not the only person with a horrible husband. Gerald was Skankhunt42 this whole time. He hurt so many people online, he framed his own children. At least Randy cared for his children, Gerald never did. I just don't know what to do. I still love him, but still...I don't know if I should even forgive him for what he did." she sighed.
Stan tried to sneak by them in hopes they wouldn't notice but that was all shot down the minute he heard his mother call out. "Oh hi Stanley."
"Shit!" Stan sneered under his breath. He saw Wendy's parents there as well so now they would know he and Wendy were hanging out. They'd likely ban them from seeing each other now.
"Stan you know Nate and Shirley Testaburger don't you?" Sharon asked, gesturing to Wendy's parents who waved.
"Y-yeah?" stuttered Stan.
"They were just talking about how you and Wendy were hanging out together."
("Oh Shit! How did they know?") "Yeah," smiled Stan, "What about it?"
"We just wanted to say how glad we are that Wendy has found a sweet little boy like you." smiled Shirley.
"Yeah, I mean you guys did break up a few times but I'm just glad you two are doing something together now that the Pandemic your father created is over." smiled Nate.
Shirley sharply nudged him. "Not helping honey."
Stan sighed and said, "Mom I gotta do my homework."
"Ok honey," smiled Sharon. "Dinner's at 5:00."
Stan raced upstairs trying to avoid the adult's faces and locked himself in his room.
Now more than ever he hated his Father, and wanted him dead. He wanted Tegridy Farms to be dead!
He threw his backpack to the wall and it knocked down a small drawing he drew of him and his dad for father day to the floor.
Stan picked it up and tears started to form in his eyes.
He hated his father so much but still...he missed him.
He started to cry silently.
He didn't notice his door being opened Ajar as his sister looked in his room. He didn't notice her gently close the door and start to sob silently to herself as well.
