Here is One-shot number one! I read this on Pinterest and then found it again on Reddit, I love this headcanon so I decided to make it the first one-shot!

Disclaimer: I own nothing!

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James grinned as he landed on the soft grass of the quidditch pitch. They had just won the quidditch match against Ravenclaw. Whoever won the next match would win the quidditch cup.

"You only won because our keepers in detention," sneered the Ravenclaw quidditch captain, Robert Davies.

"We won because your team sucks," Sirius replied rolling his eyes at the Ravenclaw Captain. He looked over at James who was nodding.

"If we suck so bad how come we're tied for the cup," Davies taunted as he marched towards Sirius.

"HEY," Madame Hooch yelled rushing toward the two beaters. "Shut your mouths and go get changed."

"At least our towers taller," Davies said as he strutted towards the changing rooms.

James picked up his pace and caught up with Sirius, "Do you think their tower is actually taller?"

"Doubt it, I bet that Idiots just tryna show off."

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"It is taller," Remus said, looking up from his book, " By about six inches.

Sirius's mouth fell open, "YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING!"

"Give me that," James said as he snatched the book from Remus.

By now most of the common room was looking at them.

"IT IS TALLER," James yelled.

"And there's nothing we can do about it," Peter sighed letting himself fall back into an armchair.

"Actually, I have an idea," James said, a mischievous smirk forming on his face.

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The four boys gathered their brooms and took off through the common room window, Sirius holding a stolen yardstick and his wand. They flew over to the Ravenclaw tower. To their surprise, there was already a yardstick on top of the tower. James jumped off his broom and balanced on the slanted roof of the tower.

"It has something carved into it," He said, as he slowly climbed over to the yardstick.

"What does it say," Remus asked.

James stared at the stick in shock before reading, "With this addition, Gryffindor tower is exactly two feet and six inches taller than the Ravenclaw tower. Signed, Minerva McGonagall, Captain of the Gryffindor Quidditch team, 1952."

Sirius grinned, "Looks like dear old Minnie has some explaining to do!"

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Hope you enjoyed it! I have been having some severe writers block lately, and I'm hoping writing these one-shots will help with it. Thanks so much for reading!