I don't own South Park, Trey Parker and Matt Stone do.


Gerald was in his bathroom getting ready to start the day.

Today was the day of Randy's trial for starting COVID. Today he was the defense attorney for Randy.

It was nice for The Government (and Hilary Clinton) to lend him the same suit and tie he wore as the Turkish Ambassador: Von Miller. After all, he was defending himself as well for his activities as Skank Hunt.

He started to flash handsome poses in the mirror whilst straightening his tie, adjusting his cuff links and posing with a pair of sunglasses when he saw Kyle standing behind him in the mirror."

"AAH!" He cried. "Kyle!? What are you doing?"

Kyle just spoke with a blank look on his face. "I want you to drive me to school."

"You want me to drive you to school?" Gerald asked.

"Yes, thing is...I missed you when you were gone and I want us to do some bonding."

"I don't know kiddo," Gerald muttered "It depends on how much time I have before the trial." He looked at his watch, the time was 7:30 "Yeah, I guess I could take you. Did you brush your teeth and have breakfast?"

"Yes." Kyle muttered.

"Great, then let's go." Gerald walked out of the bathroom and Kyle followed short after.

Sheila noticed Gerald dressed in the gray suit and blue tie. "Well aren't you looking dapper today?" she cooed.

"Broflovski, Gerald Broflovski," grinned Gerald in a suave manner, "I'm just going to drop Kyle off at school. Bye honey, bye Ike."

"Cookie Monster." Ike babbled.

Kyle and Gerald both climbed into the car and drove off.

Neither of them said a word to each other.

Kyle peeked over his dad's shoulder.

He was on yelp, making reviews giving various restaurants 1 to 2 stars and likely writing small but offensive things.

Kyle though to himself

(Did we really succeed in changing his heart. I mean Heidi did say we cleared the memberberries from his system but those things didn't influence his yelping. What did she say again? Those berries exaggerated his worse traits so this is probably him at his normalcy. Still pretty bad but not as before. Hmm, but how could they make him worse when-

"Kyle." his father suddenly said.

"Y-yes?" Kyle nervously stammered.

"Were here." Gerald gestured towards the school.

"Thanks," Kyle replied. "Hey dad, can you walk in with me?"

"Sure kiddo." Gerald smiled as he walked with Kyle.

They went through the open door and through the hallway.

"Kyle, where's your classroom again?" Gerald asked.

Kyle said nothing as he led his father into the gym.

Gerald walked past Kyle and into the gym.

"So, what are we doing here, Maybe we came too early?"

Kyle sighed.

"I'm sorry, Dad but you brought this on yourself." he could only say.

"What do you mean I-"

Kyle closed the door leaving the area trapped in pitch back darkness.

FLASH

The spotlights slowly turned on to reveal. Several students seated in the bleachers jeering angrily at Gerald. Most of them being couples seated close together looking revulsed as if Gerald would tear them apart again.

"Gerald Broflovski." came a boy's voice.

All heads turned to Francis.

"Or should I say Skankhunt42. You have brought misery upon our school and now, we students want our justice!"

"Kyle, what is going on?" Gerald cried.

Kyle just had a stone look on his face.

"You caused our girlfriends to break up with us and for that you must pay!" Francis' voice boomed.

"Oh, please." Gerald scoffed. "What are you going to do, beat me up. I could kick all of you in your penises and vaginas if I wanted."

At that Butters tucked his wiener back into his pants having brought it out for "Wieners out."

Francis stammered. "W-well I...uhh...Not all of us our going to beat you up...but our champion will." He stepped aside to reveal a tall, thin looking figure wearing a blue cloak.

The person threw off the cloak to reveal

Nelly.

She was wearing combat boots and had combat bracers over her hands.

She was standing on top of a high stool.

She lept off and brandished her bracers. The sharpest parts of the claws gleaming in the sun.

Gerald bust out laughing.

"HAHAHAHA You!? No offense...actually total offense you look you could only beat up a baby with that get up."

Nelly started to turn red but then she turned to Francis and nodded. "Turn on the battle music."

Francis nodded and clicked a button on a radio next to him.

Drakengard 3 (Armaros Battle) Began to play.

"Here goes." Nelly started. "Hope I don't damage your nice suit...actually I hope I do."

She lunged at Gerald and started to punch at his legs.

"Okay, very funny." He snarked. "Anyways can we wrap this up, I have a court I need to go to."

Nelly bludgeoned him in the balls.

Gerald finally toppled over in pain.

"OW, WHAT THE FUCK!?"

Nelly lunged close to him and started kicking him in the gut until the jacket tore and scratched.

"Cut it out!" Gerald shouted.

Then she started to punch him in the face over and over, headbutted him in the nose, and kicked him in the forehead.

In the bleachers, all the children cheered wildly.

Girls started to put their arms around their boyfriends and smiled gently at them. The boys reciprocated.

They all continued to watch Nelly beat the crap out of Gerald until the school bell rang ready for school.


Kyle looked out the window as he saw his father limp to the car. All bloody and bruised.

Stan walked up behind Kyle and said comfortingly "If it makes you any better, then chances are my dad's probably going through something similar right now as we speak.

At that moment his phone rang and he looked at the picture.

It was a picture of Randy getting beat up by most of the men in South Park, all of them wearing bane masks. They were throwing jars of old Tegridy Weed at him. Kicking dirt at him or even spitting on him.

Stan and Kyle both looked at each other and laughed.

Kenny then cried out. "(Come on you guys, we're going to be late for class!)"

"Coming!" They both said.

Cartman was just finished unpacking his locker when Heidi appeared from behind him.

It took him a few seconds to realize she was there.

"What do you want?" he asked.

"I shouldn't have tried fix you," she started. "Only you can do that yourself."

"The fuck are you talking about?"

"One of these days you're going to figure out what's wrong with yourself. Until then, Goodbye Eric."

And with that she turned and ran off down the hallway tears streaming down her face.

"Heidi." Theresa said, but she bolted past her and Isla before they could comfort her.

"Hey, Heidi." came a voice which caused her to skid to a halt.

It was Butters.

"How's it hangin?"

At that Heidi punched him...right in the nose.


All through the rest of the day to That afternoon. Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny observed all the things happening around them.

As PC Principal and Strong Woman were packing up their offices and sharing a kiss and other staff members hanging up a banner that read "WELCOME BACK, PRINCIPAL VICTORIA."

They noticed many couples talking to each other without any hint of malice in their eyes.

They watched as the last of the COVID-19 signs were taken down leaving the virus as a distant memory.

They watched the trial of Randy and Gerald during class and saw their outcomes. Both were innocent but were fined with severe consequences.

Randy had to give his DNA to surgeons so they could find a way to cure anything he got infected. But other than that he was free to return as a geologist. At the very least he was forbidden from selling marijuana ever again.

Gerald on the other hand got off scott free in his trial because the other Internet Trolls defended him, including The Danish (in spite of Freja Ollengard) but at the very least he was to have supervised access on his computer via an online camera.

It was nice for some things to return to the way they originally were..even if there were some small new changes as well.

The boys walked home as they observed more changes.

They could see Emily sitting in the park chatting to someone on her phone, she was completely happy now as opposed to last week when she was a miserable wreck.

They could see an commercial for the new PC Babies show PC Principal and Strong Woman were sponsoring/

They could see Classi repairing the Classimobile.

And they could finally see themselves, hanging out again...like they always did.

They began to cross the street when Kenny suddenly tripped and fell behind the boys as they reached the other side.

At that moment a loud horn blared as the four heads turned to the right.

A giant truck tore across the street and was shooting right towards Kenny whose eyes widened in shock.

CRASH!

"Oh my god!" Stan cried. "They Killed Kenny!"

"You Bastards!" screamed Kyle shaking his fist at the truck.

THE END