Animal lover, I was in the Walmart store when I got and read the email for your review. (the song one ;) ) You should have seen how many people thought I was crazy (including my mom) when I started busting up laughing. I promise I'm still here and im working when I can ;-) I'm getting closer to where I can type whenever like I used to. :-)


In all the rooms alarms go off. The place is filled with groans.

Anna throws the alarm clock against the wall, silencing it effectively. She then goes back to sleep, rolling over.

Jack grabs his staff and freezes the clock. Dragging Elsa over him he rolls over to his other side. Elsa laughs and struggles to get free as Jack growls in protest. When she finally does get out she stands, her hands on her hips, staring at Jack to figure out how to get him up.

She pushes against Jack. He falls to the floor with a thump. Jack yelps. Sitting up he glares at Elsa, rubbing his head. She smirks and ices herself a dress. (hehe ices herself a dress :-) that's fun to say in my head lol)

The table at breakfast is silent. The usual people who are cheerful in the morning are quiet do to fear of all the not morning people who are glaring at them. The strongest most fearful glare is Sage's. She believes there are only two kinds of people in the world. Morning people and people who want to kill morning people.

Slowly everyone filed into to the Theater room, and into their seats. Another chair had popped up for Mother Nature next to Sage.

Pitch wraps himself in shadows, making him virtually invisible.

Sage says, "well ok, let's continue. So everyone turn your attention to the screen please." With that she plops into her chair and presses play.

EXT. THE FJORD FOREST - DAY
Anna rides her horse through two feet of snow. She shivers.

ANNA (shivering)
Elsa! Elsa! It's me, Anna...your
sister who didn't mean to make you
freeze the summer. I'm sorry. It's
all my f-f-f-f-f-f-fault.

Elsa's face turns to sorrow.

DISSOLVE TO:
LATER: Anna and the horse struggle through a wooded area.

ANNA (CONT'D) (hearing a wolf howl)
Of course, none of this would have
happened if she'd just told me her
secret...ha...she's a stinker.

Jack snorts, earning a elbow to the rib by Elsa.

A branch of a nearby tree snaps and startles the horse. Anna
goes flying off, lands face down in the snow. She sits up.
Spits out snow. Sees the horse running away.

ANNA (CONT'D) Oh no. No. No. No. Come back. No.
No. No. No... Oooo-kay.

He doesn't come back. Anna grabs onto a branch of a leaning
conifer, tries to pull herself to her feet, but the tree
snaps upright and releases all its snow onto her. GROAN.

Anna blushes as the Vikings laugh.

DISSOLVE TO:

EXT. MOUNTAIN - NIGHT
The Northern Lights shine as Anna struggles, out of breath,
reaching the top of a hill.

ANNA Snow, it had to be snow, she
couldn't have had tr-tr-tropical
magic that covered the f-f-fjords
in white sand and warm -

Jack and Elsa crinkle their noses as Bunny and Tooth sigh in agreement.

She sees smoke rising up in the distance.

ANNA (CONT'D) Fire! WHOA!

Anna goes tumbling down the hill. She lands with a crash in
an icy stream at the bottom.

"Ooooooo."

"ouch."

"that sucks."

ANNA (CONT'D) (from inside the snowball)
Cold, cold, cold, cold, cold...

EXT. A SMALL BUILDING AND STABLE - NIGHT
Anna shuffles up to the building, her dress frozen stiff. She
shakes the snow off a sign and reads:

ANNA Wandering Oaken's Trading Post.

Snow drops off a smaller sign. She reads it, happily.

ANNA (CONT'D) Ooh! And Sauna...

Hiccup chuckles, he is just glad he has Toothless to keep him warm.

INT. WANDERING OAKEN'S TRADING POST & SAUNA - NIGHT
Anna steps cautiously through the door-which hits her frozen
butt and knocks her into the center of the shop. She looks
around, sees only summer supplies.

OAKEN (O.S.) Hoo hoo.

Anna turns to see a bright-faced fellow sitting low behind
the counter, fingers tapping tip to tip.

OAKEN (CONT'D) Big summer blow out. Half off
swimming suits, clogs, and a sun
balm of my own invention, yah?

Hiccup snorts.

ANNA Oh, great. For now, how about
boots. Winter boots...and dresses?

OAKEN (slight disappointment)
That would be in our winter
department.

The winter department contains one outfit, a pick ax, and a
lonely pair of boots.

ANNA Oh. Um, I was just wondering; has
another young woman, the Queen
perhaps, I don't know, passed
through here?

Kristoff rolls his eyes. "Subtle," he said sarcastically.

She brings the clothes and boots to the counter.

OAKEN Only one crazy enough to be out in
this storm is you, dear.

"That's the truth," mutters Bunny with a shiver.

The front door suddenly blows open and in walks a mass of a
man covered in ice. Underneath is KRISTOFF.

OAKEN (CONT'D) You and this fellow... Hoo hoo.
Big summer blow out.

Kristoff walks right up to Anna.

KRISTOFF (in her face)
Carrots.

"Well that's not creepy at all." Jack mutters under his breath, earning a glare from Kristoff.

ANNA Huh?

KRISTOFF Behind you.

ANNA Oh, right. Excuse me.

Anna moves out of Kristoff's way. He grabs a bunch of
carrots, tosses them on the counter, then moves through the
place, gathering other supplies.

OAKEN (to Kristoff)
A real howler in July, yah? Where
ever could it be coming from?

KRISTOFF The North Mountain.

ANNA (to herself)
North Mountain.

Kristoff brings his supplies to the counter. Oaken counts on
his fingertips.

OAKEN That'll be forty.

KRISTOFF Forty? No, ten.

OAKEN (sweet as pie)
Oh dear, that's no good. See these
are from our winter stock, where
supply and demand have a big
problem.

KRISTOFF You want to talk about a supply and
demand problem? I sell ice for a
living.

Elsa winces, "ouch."

Kristoff motions out the window, where we see the blocks of
ice on his sled, covered in snow.

ANNA Ooh, that's a rough business to be
in right now. I mean, that is
really...
(he shoots her a look)
Ahem. That's unfortunate.

Tooth smiles

OAKEN Still forty. But I will throw in a
visit to Oaken's sauna. Hoo hoo!
Hi, family.

Kristoff and Anna turn to see a naked family waving through
the window of the steaming sauna.

"Ewwww," says Anna, grossed out.

NAKED FAMILY Hoo hoo!

KRISTOFF ...Ten's all I got. Help me out.

OAKEN (isolating the carrots)
Ten will get you this and no more.

Kristoff seethes. Stalemate.

ANNA Okay, just tell me one thing; what
was happening on the North
Mountain? Did it seem magical?

Kristoff pulls down his scarf and gives Anna a firm answer.

KRISTOFF Yes! Now, back up while I deal with
this crook here.

Oaken stands up, revealing his seven-foot stature.

OAKEN What did you call me?

Bunny and Jack snort.

EXT. WANDERING OAKEN'S TRADING POST AND SAUNA - NIGHT
Oaken stomps out the door, carrying Kristoff with one arm.

KRISTOFF Okay. Okay, I'm- Ow! Whoa!

Oaken throws Kristoff, who face-plants in the snow.

OAKEN Bye bye.

Oaken slams the door. Kristoff sits up. His reindeer, Sven,
canters over, snorts, and nudges him, expectantly.

KRISTOFF No Sven, I didn't get your carrots.

"Awwwwwww," Tooth sighs.

Sven huffs in his face. Kristoff turns away and sees
something. He points to a dilapidated barn.

KRISTOFF (CONT'D) But I did find us a place to sleep.
And it's free.

INT. WANDERING OAKEN'S TRADING POST AND SAUNA - NIGHT
Anna stands watching Oaken and all his great height as he
squeezes behind the counter and sits down low again.

OAKEN (teddy bear)
I'm sorry about this violence. I
will add a quart of lutefisk, so
we'll have good feelings. Just the
outfit and boots, yah?

Anna looks between Kristoff's supplies and the door.


I will write some more this weekend, hopefully I will get more done. All the other stories other than what is already out there is on hold. But I do have a small confession to make. I'm going to start another story. It's like these but a TV show so it will be a very long term thing of episodes. Sorry but I just realllllllly don't want to write those right now. I probably will later but... come on, you writers know what I'm talking about, you either feel it or you don't.