Evil evil Monkey


It was a morning day in quahog in the griffin residence, Lois was taking a shower playing with her boobs but then Brian wearing a blue hero costume kicks the door opening it and getting inside.

Brian: Lois we need to go now, we got to save the town.

Lois: Ahhhhh! Dammit Brian I am naked here, don't you see my legs and boobs and everything? *lift her legs in front of him* see? Totally naked.

Brian: well duh of course I see you are naked don't you see the big boner i have? I could just take it off and masturbate right here right now to shoot a load to your face but we need to go.

He launches a red hero suit to Lois face that she soon start putting on, and after that Brian was going to the living room where Meg was seeing Nicki minaj music clip anaconda.

Meg: ohhhh I wish I had a butt like that I could totally Crush my enemies under my fat butt.

Brian: once you have the money you can put all the plastic you want up your ass Meg now move that lazy ass and put your pink costume.

Meg: Ughh Fine let me just grab some grub mister bulge in my pants.

Brian: hey! it was your mom who give me this Boner.

Peter: what is going on? Did someone catched Meg naked and got scared for life? Hehehehe.

Meg: *in the kitchen* go to hell lard ass.

Peter: Sheesh is she on her days?

Brian: listen the town is in danger by Evil evil Monkey.

Chris: *appears out of nowhere* you mean Evil monkey twin lost brother who is really evil? Oh snap.

Brian: ok let's just cut to the moment.


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Everyone is outside using their costumes, Brian in a blue costume, Lois in a red one,Meg on pink, Peter on green and Chris was just on his casual clothes.

Chris: Why don't I have a costume?

Peter: We don't have enough money for you and Meg stole some of my money to buy hers.

Lois: why all female heroes' suits are so tight?

Peter: So that we can see their nice ass and boobs Lois *slap her ass* obviously.

Lois: ouch!

Chris: I just notice how nasal your voice is mom, is so weird.

Meg: I don't want pink I wanted red.

Lois: well only I can use the sexy red tight suit.

Meg: Slut.

Lois: Bitch.

Chris: what is the plan?

Brian: well after I was masturbating in the bathroom to take care of the boner Lois gave me I discover that evil evil monkey is trying to make a monkey world.

Meg: wow someone is not original.

Chris: where is him?

Lois: oh hey! There he is right in the other side of the street.

Peter: I take care of him.

Chris: no you fool you can't handle the evil evil monkey.

Peter: oh c'mon he is not that sca…

Evil evil monkey: I GOING TO RAPE YOUUUUUUUUUUU.

Peter: OH JESUS CHRIST AHHHHH *runs away*

Brian: Typical.

Evil evil monkey: HUMANS ARE SHIT, MONKEYS ARE COOL.

Lois: look out he is going to throw shit at us.

Chris takes a shotgun out of his hat and Shoots the villain right in the stomach making him fall and scream Street fight style.

Evil evil monkey: Nooooooooooooooo….guhhha hgj *ded*

Chris: go to hell mother fucker.

Brian: that was easy we didn't even use our powers.

Chris: I going to go back and watch some porn.

Lois: what we do now?

Brian: You and I are going to go to your bed and put your expansion power for some good use meanwhile the fat bastard is not there.

Lois: Ugh fine but just the Butt.

Meg: hey! Evil evil monkey wallet got a lot of cash here, good for me now hehehe wait for me my beloved new booty.

And that is how the heroes save Quahog from a not so original plan of a monkey, and how Lois expanded her ass to be huge so Brian can use it as a trampolim so he can make a video and put it on the internet.


Weed and Porn Secret

It was three on the afternoon and Chris was looking to porn on in the internet like always but then he sees something new, he sees his mom naked with a lot of things related to her and porn, after masturbating for five minutes with that material he goes downstairs to talk to her.

Chris: Mom why the internet got Porn pics of you, porn stories of you and Porn videos with you?

Lois: ok I guess you discovered my secret, that is my job sweetie I am a porn star, every pic, every story and every video of me containing porn gives me money, or did you think we would survive with only your father money? HA! Hell no.

Chris: did you guys know that?

Chris looks at Meg and Brian smoking weed in the floor and they were wasted.

Meg: ohhh! Yeah I saw it hahaha, sh-she was even having sex with a bunch of dudes.

Brian: *smokes* hahaha and I am going to help her next time in one of her sex videos with animals.

Meg: gross man that pussy is all used hahaha.

Brian: so what? I need pussy or would you give me yours?

Meg: Not for free I won't hahahaha.

Lois: did you like mommy job Chris?

Chris: well I did blow a furious load of sperm in my computer screen so yeah I like it.

Lois: if you keep this secret from your father I make some calls so you can be in the next video with Bonnie, she works with me too.

Chris: AWESOME I will totally fuck her hard.

Lois: uhhhg its better we get out here, Brian and Meg are so wasted they start to make out.

Meg and Brian: hmmhmhmpmp *wild kissing sounds*

Chris: Well….how about we record their wasted trip and see what they do?

Lois: Fuck yeah let's do this maybe they will even do something weird.

And that is how Lois secret of being a real big porn star slut is revealed and Brian and Meg shot peter in the ass, he only stopped crying after two days...


MONEY! MONEY! MONEY!

Stewie and Brian waked up in a garbage truck.

Stewie: ouch! the fuck are we?

Brian: how did this happen?

Brian remembers him and Stewie looking into the trash an hour ago.

Stewie: C'mon stupid dog we don't have time to look in the trash for your stupid plastic ball.

Brian: NO! SHE HAS TO BE HERE *jumps on it*

Stewie: Get back here I say stop *jumps too*

A guy driven a garbage truck get out meanwhile the car get the trash together with those two.

Peter: good that I got this job.

A bandit appears and steal his car meanwhile the police was after him

Peter: HEY THAT WAS MINE.

Bandit : FUCK OFF FATTY.

Back to reality (I guess so)

Stewie: oh yeah we are stuck in a garbage truck with a thief driven it.

Brian: hey look they stopped.

Stewie: let's get the hell outta here before they find us.

Brian: wow *looks by when out of the window* they have a whole suitcase with money.

The maniac baby take his ray gun and shot at the bandits killing them.

Brian: wow where did that come from?

Stewie: I am curious ok? I want to know what is on the suitcase and if I go there and say please let me see they would be like PISS OFF or kill me.

Brian: oh hey there is it! let's see what is on it, ohhhh M…MONEY.

Stewie: hey don't ignore me…money? How much?

Brian: A lot to buy a mansion and more.

Stewie: let's just show the good stuff.

A mansion appears with statues of Brian and Stewie, inside a lot of fancy furniture, Music can be heard and we see Stewie getting out of the bathroom.

Stewie: ahhn rich people have the best bathrooms, wait what the…is that Donna?

Brian: oh hey Stewie, I pay Donna to put small clothes and shake her big milf ass for me in this pole dance.

Donna: he pay me a lot for all this.

Brian: I pay more for you to just take off the panties and bra and shut the hell up black bitch *Launches millions of dollars at her*

Stewie: I see you are having fun.

He goes to the television and sees the news saying that the bandits corpses who steal the bank were founded and that somehow they tracked the house where him and Brian where, then someone knock on the door and he goes to see who is slowly opening.

Stewie: who is it?

Chris: Hey Stewie my bro I heard you got some money, can you give me some? I really need it.

Stewie: who told you that? *Put a bucket on his head* GET OUT HERE.

Chris: AHHHH IM BLIND *goes away*

Stewie goes back to Brian where he finds His head between Donna tubbs huge fat black ass sniffing it.

Stewie: Brian stop sniffing Bitches ass and let's get out here they found us.

Brian: the cops? Ughh can't a dog smell the butt of a married woman in peace? Go home Donna but let your panties and bra here with me they are my souvenirs now.

Donna: thanks for all the money *runs away*

Brian: bitches will always do anything for money, she dint even know I recorded all of that in my cell phone HAHA.

The cops arrive with their sirens saying they are going to enter.

Stewie: Crap they found us we need to get out here.

Brian: to the plane in the roof.

Stewie: I know the plane in the roof would be useful.

Brian and Stewie run to the roof and get on the plane they bought and fly away with the cops shooting on them.

Brian: it's going to be a while so we can get back with no cops on our butts.

Stewie: I wonder where Chris is.

Brian: He was here? Meh forget about him I got some woman's clothes to smell and then sell it on the internet for perverts


Chris: hello is anyone there? I am scared of the dark.


And that is how Brian and Stewie steal money from the bandits Stewie kill and how Brian sold Donna used panties and Bra for someone on the internet…it was Quagmire.