Co written by Jss2141


Chris Griffin was your average unpopular fat guy who didn't really have anything interesting to talk about his life, but everything changed when he entered the hot dog eating contest. Manning to defeat the champion Charles Yamamoto and become the worldwide champion, suddenly for some reason this was not just some senseless meat-eating contest, since the boy got asked for a personal interview by Diane Simmons about the new champion.

"I can't believe I'm gonna be interviewed by Diane Simmons!" Chris said as he sat on the couch with his family around him, just as amazed as he was.

"Yeah, I'm surprised someone who works with Tom Tucker has time for something like this" Brian spoke in a tone like Chris was not a big deal.

"One should not underestimate someone who can eat forty-one hotdogs, Brian, my boy here is a champ and you know how champs are treated" Peter said nudging Chris's shoulder.

"Seemingly unstoppable until someone better comes along?" Meg said as everyone turned to her.

"...Shut up, Meg" Peter said with a frown.

Then suddenly the door to the office is open and from there a secretary comes.

"Chris Griffin, could you please come forth? It's your turn"

"Okay. Oh boy, this is it! This is gonna be one of the greatest moments of my life!" Chris said with excitement as he stood up from the couch.

Someone however was not really that excited...

'Fuck that idiot'

Diana Simmons was sitting on her chair while smoking a cigarette, why is Tom getting all the good news and she of all people needs to interview some kid who won a HotDog tournament, who even cares about that? Only the gluttons she bets.

'If only those stupid men would give me something worth the time'

The only thing keeping her from quitting this under-appreciating job was the decent paycheck and even then, Tom still made more than her.

'Limp dick, mustached jackass.' Diane thought as a member of the stage crew came and gave her her coffee.

"You're coffee, Ms. Simmons." She said.

"Yeah thanks, so when is he coming along?" Diana took a sip.

"Chris Griffins is already on his way Ms. Simmons"

Diane almost spat out her coffee as she looked to the stage lady in surprise. Time must've really gotten away from her with how frustrated she was as she quickly checked her watch to see they would be live in about 2 minutes and counting.

'Shit!' Diane thought as she quickly swallowed her sip of coffee and went to her cigarette, taking an as long drag as she could before putting it out and throwing it away in the wastebasket under the news desk.

Chris entered the place, looking around like the big curious child that he was and saw the women not too far away.

"Simmons! Whoa this place looks so cool, must be great telling all those important news everyday" He said eagerly.

'It is for a while but after a few years, it loses luster.' Diane thought as she put on her usual smile and gestured for Chris to come over.

"Yes it does, Chris, and we're glad to have you at the station." She said while gesturing to the open set where Tom usually sits for Chris.

"Are we living in now?" He asked after sitting down.

"Not yet, we've got about a minute left and that should be enough for me to give us a few tips." Diane said as she took a sip of her coffee again. "Keep calm, answer with honesty, and just try to have a good time."

"Ok! I'm excited to start, maybe this will make me popular at school and girls will finally be into me instead of calling me a Dumbo"

'One can only hope, kid.' Diane thought as she nodded to him.

"I can understand that high school can be a bitch for some kids more than others." She said as the cameraman manned the camera.

"We'll live in 30 seconds." She said as he cut on the camera.

"Oh man! This is making me a bit nervous, hope dad and the others are watching"

"Well since they were in the green room with you, they can use the flat-screen provided to watch." Diane said as the cameraman held up his hand.

"And we're living in 5...4...3...2..." The cameraman said as he gave to go live on the air.

"This just in, I'm Diana Simmons, and today I'm talking with the Hot Dog eating champion Chris Griffin"

"Hi everyone, it's me, Chris!" He waved his hand.


Back in the green room, the family all clapped and cheered for Chris as he waved at the screen.

"That's my boy!" Peter said as he pumped his fist.

"Wanna bet he is going to say something stupid right away?" Brian said.

"Now Brian is not fair to bet against Chris...since it's pretty obvious it's gonna happen so Nah" Lois said with boredom.

"I don't know, guys. I think Chris will be fine." Meg said with support for her brother.

Back to the interview...

"So Chris, how do you feel after winning the competition?"

"Well, Diane, I feel a multitude of things actually. I feel pride, honor, and...a little guilt." Chris said with a straight face.

"Pride, honor, and guilt? A strange combination of feelings, Chris." Diane said with genuine surprise as she rubbed her chin. "Please explain."

"I'm happy to be the champion because I never was the best at something that everyone knew about and would really be in the books. It's a great honor that something like eating Hotdogs got me this attention but...when I think about the guy who was the previous champion it makes me think, boy he sure must be feeling disappointed that he lost"

"My what an elegant and humble response." Diane said with wide eyes.

'And he's the stupid child of the Griffin family?' Diane thought in shock as she remembered what she read about Chris, how he wasn't the smartest out of his pees but had a good heart.

Even his family was surprised by how humble and smart Chris's response was.

"Cmon is not THAT smart, it was an average answer because he's on camera" Stewie scoffs.

"Not everyone is as smart as you, Stewie. This is a big moment for Chris." Brian said to the baby.

"It's nothing much really. I'm just a fat guy, so eating is one of my skills" Chris said.

"A skill that takes years to develop but I have to ask, did you have help in this endeavor?" Diane asked.

"Yeah, I did. My dad was my food coach for the competition." Chris said with a hand wave.

"Yes! He said my name, now that technically makes me as famous as him" Peter said with his logic.

"I don't think so Peter but it's pretty close." Lois said with a shrug.

"I wonder for how long I can keep this title though, there is always someone better out there"

"Well, I'm sure if you keep training, you'll be the eating champion for years to come." Diane said with a nod. "Now for the next question."

Chris smiles at her comment but then suddenly his vision shifted a little bit looking somewhere else...and that place was her chest. Diane wasn't the woman with the biggest pair of boobs in Quahog but the blonde-haired boy could help to stare at it the moment the glance was taken.

'Whoa...she must be D-cup, maybe Double D with the shirt off' Chris thought, starting to feel horny.

Going through constant hours of porn, Chris developed a good poker face to hide it and his blush as he looked back for the question but was still horny.

'Nice tits Diane' "Yeah well I just hope I don't end up having a heart attack or anything Hahaha"

"Well, I wouldn't worry about that. The chances of having a heart attack at a young age are very small."

'Though he's fat enough to be an early middle-aged man.' Diane thought bitterly.

"Now, the second question is, "how do you think your peers will react once they hear the news of your hot dog championship?" She asked.

"More jokes about fat people? I mean why would they care about knowing I can down so much meat?" Chris was confused "People these days will make fun of anything so if you want to be seen as popular you have to do something cooler"

"Why do I hear gasps?"

"I...I am not sure of myself." Diane lied.

"Oh well, any more questions?"

'Is he really an idiot? He seems like the complete opposite.' Diane thought as she subtly looked him over from top to bottom.

But what she didn't know is that when reaching the said bottom, Diana met something that almost took away her composure.

'WHAT THE HELL?!' She thought as her poker face hid her shock as she saw something very big and bulging in the teenager's pants! 'IS THAT...HIS DICK?!'

"I mean do I even get something out of being the champion? Like a picture in a book that says I'm the best"

"Well yes! That is the standard with every championship title, you're also given certain rewards and endorsements from those that sponsor the competitive eating circuit." Diane said as she got his massive cock out of her mind...not.

'That this is as big as an arm! How can he even fit that in his pants?!' She thought as she crossed her legs, feeling her lower lips begin to warm up.

"Awesome, can't wait to make some cash just by eating" Chris laughed.

"Yes...that does seem like the easiest way to make money" Diane said as she moved to the last question.

"Is that all?"

"Not quite, we still have one more question for you to answer for the audiences at home" Diane said with a smile.

"Well, then, by all means, lay it on me, Ms. Simmons." Chris encouraged with a waved hand.

"Do you have anything you would like to tell those who are watching you right now?''

"Hmmm, well now that you mention it, there is one thing I'd like to say to everyone." Chris said as he turned to the camera. "Never let anyone put you down, even if it seems like they're right. It's your choice how you become someone in life."

The people in the audience enjoyed what Chris had said and started applauding.

"That was amazing! Chris really is something, huh?" Brian said as he applauded Chris's words.

"Eh, that was ok I guess. Everyone was too impressionable" Stewie said.

"At least he didn't pick up his nose," Lois said.

"Yeah, but I'm glad that Chris was able to inspire some people who needed it." Meg said with a smile.

"For one, you're right, Meg" Peter said before picking his nose a little.

The show was almost ending...

"Do you have any future plans?" Diane kept on talking.

"Well aside from continuing through school and my paper route, I think I'll just pursue this competitive eating career a bit more. Maybe it will open some more doors for me." Chris said as he nodded to Diane.

'I know a door you can open...rather kick it up' Diane thought looking at his crotch, a little of her desire coming out.

"Well whatever you decide Chris, just know that Channel 5 News is giving you their support" Diane said before turning to the camera.

"And with that, our interview with the hot dog eating champion, Chris Griffin, has come to an end. We will be right back after these messages."

"Thank you, everybody!" Chris waved his hand.

The cameraman gave a signal that said the broadcast was cut.

"And we're clear!" He said as Diane put the questions down and stood up from her chair.

"Thanks for having me here, it made me feel special if for a moment"

Chris stood up from his chair with a new sense of confidence, thankful that this interview after the hot dog eating contest let him speak his mind.


'He is leaving! Should I try saying something?' Diane looks around seeing the audience going away one by one.

"Oh Chris, can you hold on for a moment?" Diane asked as she stood up with Chris.

"Yes?" He looked back at her, a quick glance at her whole body before back at her face "Something wrong?"

"I just...wanted to give you a more private interview for the questions that I couldn't ask you before." Diane quickly said to him.

"Really? More questions?" Chris said as he looked surprised.

"Of course, there are some interesting topics we can't let the others know or it ruins the surprise" She gave off the bedroom eyes.

'Wait is those...no they can't be.' Chris thought as his porn knowledge came in handy for once.

"Well okay, Ms. Simmons. Where do we go?" He asked her.

"Just sit back, we are alone, right? Imagine the interview is still going" She smirked.

"Okay, if you're sure" Chris said as he walked back to his seat and sat back down.

Diane walked back to Chris and stood over him with the same bedroom eyes and a smile on her face.

"What do you think about me? I have noticed you have been staring for a while" She asked off the bat.

"You have?!" Chris said in surprise.

"Well, yes and I have to say, it's a little flattering to see that I can still catch a few eyes." Diane said honestly as she leaned closer to him.

"Well I-I mean you're really pretty, so it was hard not to look" He said while staring at her breasts some more.

Diane giggled at his words as she leaned back, feeling much better since the interview first began. If she could still attract a boy like Chris, then she was still a fox.

"You know, you're not bad yourself. Most young girls these days think that fat guys are useless as boyfriends but they should say that only after checking the working tool"

"The working tool?" Chris asked with wide eyes. "You mean...MY working tool?"

"Indeed. Quite big if I do say myself" Dinae smirked looking at it.

"Oh! It's...not that big." Chris tried to play off, even though he could still remember when his father called his wang "freakishly huge."

Diane took off her high heels with a simple move from her legs, then lifted one up to give Chris her answer...by slowly rubbing her toes on his crotch area, feeling his erection.

"Ah!" Chris let out in surprise, jolting from the sudden caress.

"You could've fooled me, Chris. I think it's more than enough to be considered "big" She said as she rubbed her foot up and down his covered cock.

"O-Oh God! T-This is the first time a girl touches me down there, and with her feet! That's like double luck" He tried foot fetish for free now.

"Lucky you and lucky me" Diane said as she moved her foot to his pants and unbuttoned it.

"Whoa!" Chris was amazed at how she has done that with only her feet.

"I would like to see how it looks when free"

Moving with great skill, Diane pulled his zipper down to the bottom and pulled his boxers down as much as she could.

"hMMM" Chris moaned, feeling her feet.

Diane looks at his amazing boner just wanting to rip off through his underwear, a monster ready to pound on the prey.

'Dear God, it's even bigger than I thought!' Diane thought as her mouth almost watered at the sight of Chris' cock.

"If you wanted to see what I'm packing. I should just show it already huh?" Chris said pull in his undies down.

"Well yes but I like to tease when I can." Diane said as she pulled her foot back.

His erection springs up to life at its full one feet of glory, throbbing and ready for action, his balls the size of Applés.

"Oh my!" Diane said with a hand over her mouth, smiling growing wide as her arousal made her legs wobble.

"Is this what you wanted ? " Chris said with a smirk, moving his member.

The large dick mesmerized Diane as she bit her lip and followed it with her eyes, almost like a watch a hypnotist would wave in your face.

"How about you do me a solid and show me your girls?" Chris said looking at her nice tits.

'My girls, huh?' Diane thought as she looked at her chest for a moment. 'Well I guess it's only fair.'

The blonde-haired boy watches as Diane sexily starts to strip off her shirt showing her fancy laced black broad bra, her boobs looking even juicier at each piece removed.

'Oh Lordy Lord! I'm gonna ruin this bitch!' Chris thought like a black man as his dick twitched in anticipation.

All the days of watching porn, learning all those positions, and kinks were gonna come in handy for this moment! For the day he finally becomes a man!

'This must be how Mr. Quagmire feels all the time!' Chris thought as Diane tossed her shirt and jacket aside.

"Should I get on my knees to take a better look at the champion hot dog? " Diana said, licking her lips.

"I think that would be best, Ms- wait, how about I just call you Diane from now on?" Chris asked with a sly smile.

"You can call me whatever you want." Diane said as she got on her knees.

Looking at his huge stick and sniffing its strong scent, Diana slowly raises her hand to stroke it as the start of the fun time.

"Let's see how long you can last"

Moving her hands up and down the leg-like cock, Diane began the hardest handjob she had ever given a man in her life but the reward was worth more from the effort.

'Damn! Is so rugged and hard, this kid has a log between his legs and id all mine'

"Oooh! Aw yes! Yeah!" Chris moaned from the hand job.

"Totally different from doing it yourself huh?" Diane groped his balls lightly.

"Yeah...so soft." Chris moaned out as he relaxed and leaned back in the chair.

"Are you a virgin Chris?" She asked.

"Y-Yes" He moaned out.

"Good, that means it's gonna be special. If only the ladies knew how hung you are, they would be knocking at your door every day"

"Y-Yeah, I guess." Chris stuttered as he gripped the chair arms.

Diane admired his penis for a little longer before she began by licking the tip of the cockhead in a teasing manner while squeezing his balls like he wanted to milk him.

'Ohh! It tastes surprisingly sweet too!' She thought as she began licking it all over.

"OH FUCK!''

This was the first time Chris was having a girl...no a woman! Do such a thing, and it felt so good. Diane swirled her tongue in ways the blonde-haired boy thought it would make him blow quickly if he didn't hold his bearings.

'Keep it in! KEEP IT IN! I can't let her see me as an easy shot!' Chris thought while biting his lip a little.

"You're the biggest one I ever had the pleasure to meet Chris. Compared to the others, you're an alpha and they are all betas" Diane then proceeded to insert his meat in her mouth, as much her jaw could allow though.

"Oh! Thank you, Diane!" Chris groaned loudly.

Slurping sounds of her mouth going down at his meat can be heard loudly, she was enjoying this quite a lot as the moans of Chris were filling her ears.

'Come on, big boy. Give me a taste.' Diane thought as she sucked harder than before.

Chris gripes the chair so hard he thought it would break, but maybe...grabbing her head would be much better.

'So Diane but you're about to deep throat!' Chris thought as he quickly grabbed her head and slowly pushed her head down his cock.

"OH YEAH!" Chris moaned now with more force.

Diane tried as best as she could to relax and control her gag reflex as she was forced to take more of the cock down her throat!

"Your very good at this, quite slutty too"

Chris was getting into it, very into it as he was able to get almost half his cock in Diane's body.

"Oh Yeah! Ahh fuck, suck my dick, Diane. Do it good and nicely"

Feeling half was enough for the moment, Chris pulled back and began to face duck Diane as she tried to focus and give the remaining half of his dick a handjob.

"Ugh! hhhHMMM! oOOhn!" Chris started to let loose, this was everything a teen wanted, one more push and he would blow a fat nut deep down her throat.

Pushing his full length down her throat and into her stomach, Chris let out his huge load into Diane!

"OoooOooooOoooohhhn!" He let out a moan that would make it look like he just beat no nut November.

Diane was forced to take the blunt force of such thick load, deep and strongly.

'Oh god! My stomach!' Diane thought as she felt like she was punched in the stomach, from the inside and in a good way to be honest.

"Ooohh Diane~You made me have my best orgasm yet" Chris said happily.

Chris felt so good right now as he slowly pulled his dick out of her body, trying not to hurt her.

"Sure hope you are not feeling sore, because I'm still up for the main course if you know what I mean. Gotta be quick though I'm scared someone might come here and see us"

Chris looked down to see Diane slowly recovering from the inner punch of cum, swallowing any residual that was around her mouth or still in her throat.

"Boy... you're turning out to be a worthy use of my time today. I'm going to ride that cock so hard it's going balls deep" Diane said now showing all her pervertedness.

Standing up from the ground, Diane began to get rid of the rest of her outfit and showed Chris had Victoria Secret garters and stockings.

"Whoa...And here I thought you couldn't make me any harder. Gosh, your sexy" Chris complimented her.

"Why thank you, Chris. You certainly know how to make a woman feel special." Diane said as she walked over to him.

"Let me guess...I don't need to move from this chair?" He said expecting a cowgirl style. But sitting on a chair.

"If you want to be out of it. Since this is your first time with a real woman, you can decide the position we take." Diane said to him.

"I'm all yours, so teach me the ropes, "

Chris wanted her to take the reigns since she had more experience with sex, even if he spent countless hours viewing porn online.

"Alright then, if you don't want to be in the chair then lay down on the floor." Diane said as she pointed to the ground in front of Chris's seat.

"I mean, I'm game for whatever position you may like. Just trying to get into the spirit of things" Chris said, doing as she asked him.

'Oh, I think you're well into the spirit of things, Chris.' Diane thought.

The mature woman prepared herself before sitting on top of his lap, Chris' large cock rubbed against her ass as she looked down on him.

"I'm about to turn you into a man big boy" She licked her lips.

"Oh man! No one would believe me if I told them" Chris said with a grin.

'Maybe that's for the best.' Diane thought, even though this was rocking her world if this got out her career would be over.

"Going down Mam?" He asked with a smug look.

"Oh definitely but first, I'll need to go up." Diane said as she moved her panties aside a bit, shower her wet pussy.

"I will be honest...I'm a little nervous about this," Chris said honestly.

"That's cute Chris, but I should be the one worried if this is gonna fit. Let's find out shall we?"

Sliding against his large mast, feeling the spot and cum from before still on it to act as a lubricant, Diane was practically standing up when she felt it against her lower lips.

'He really IS a big one but I can do this, I CAN take him.' Diane thought.

"OOOOOHHH!" Chris started moaning louder.

Gripping the base, Diane took a deep breath before pushing down against the cock.

"HMMMHH!~oHHHHH"

Diane could barely hold her moans as she slowly went down, pushing it inside of her as she grits her teeth.

"Thank you, f-for being my fiiiiirst!" The teen said to her.

This was a dream come true for Chris, a hot woman taking his cock!

"Fuck! Geez, your cock is so big honey. It's one heck of a way down" Diana said, putting on the effort.

"Hell yeah!" Chris said as he grit his teeth!

The moan the two would give echoes through the audience room, now with no one there it just gets louder. A mature woman banging a teen huge cock in her workplace, so bold!

Finally, Diane was able to take all of his cock and it actually made a bulge in her stomach!

"Oh fuck... you're splitting me in half Chris, god... you so hung" Her eyes were almost rolling to the back of her head.

"Well, I haven't moved yet, so you better get ready." Chris said as he grabbed onto her hip.

"Oh god!" Diane prepared herself.


While Chris was getting ready to fuck his new toy which was trying her best to wait until he went into thrust-mode, there was a tiny problem that neither of them knew.

The camera's audio was never turned off and it had been capturing every sound and word they made since they began.

And the thing is...someone forgot to turn off the camera's audio after the show was finished, so every sound and word that they had been making since the start was captured and transmitted to the only ones who were still there listening, just after they were going to stand up to greet Chris it started...then they were unable to leave for some reason.

"What...is happening?" Brian said eyes widened.

"I...I think Chris is getting laid." Meg answered with wide eyes.

The Griffin family had remained in the green room and were made victims of all the noises they were hearing.

"...bloody hell ? Chris is banging a smiling hot newswoman. What kink!" Peter said jealousy.

"Shouldn't we be stopping this? I mean, Chris is a Sophomore in high school!" Lois argued, even though she silently agreed that this was hot.

"What the hell even is a Sophomore? Does anyone here actually want to go there and go through the embarrassment?" Brian told them.

"I may not know much about adult life, but ain't this one of those things you call uh...dick move?" Stewie said.

"Yes, it is...maybe. I don't know, I've never been in this situation before." Brian said as he looked towards the baby.

"Maybe we should...act like we are not hearing anything and leave?" Meg said, trying to be civil.

"I think that would be best." Lois said as she grabbed Stewie and stood up from the couch.

"What? No way! This is a big achievement for Chris and I wanna stay to support him!" Peter said to his wife.

"You mean you want to hear your son having sex with a woman way older than him who doesn't stop saying how hung he is? That would not only be weird but I bet you would feel a bit...inadequate" Brian said.

"He's right, Peter. Remember how you acted when you first found out how "gifted" Chris was?" Lois said.

"And I moved on and became proud of him." Peter countered.

"I heard that, Meg!" Peter shouted at her.

"Well I ain't staying here, see you later I guess" Meg said before leaving.

"I'm right behind you, Meg." Lois said as she left while carrying Stewie.

"Hey! If you guys leave that just makes me a creep" Peter interjected.

"Do you think we are the only ones hearing it though?" Bria questioned.

"You know now that you mention it, I'm not sure." Peter said as he continued to listen.

The sound got louder and stronger, those two were really going at it by the amount of grunting and moaning.


Chris was having the time of his life as he fucked Diane with all he had, good thing she grew used to it, and enjoyed the mix of pleasure and pain!

'She must be a secret masochist and that just makes this hotter!' Chris thought as Diane bent down, grabbing his head as she moaned in his face!

"Ooohh Yeah Chris, fill me up with your cum, wreck my pussy" She screamed with more intensity.

"Anything but wrecking it isn't an option!" Chris said through his teeth as he grabbed her ass, clenching it between his fingers.

He was readying himself to blow again, this was just too much for his virgin body and lack of physical experience to another girl, but this nut would make sure to her how much it meant to him.

"Oh god! Oh god! I'm about to blow!" Chris practically screamed as he fucked Diane slowly but harder!

"Yes! Oh shit, your gonna fill me up like a balloon Chris! Do it! Show me how manly you are" Diane moaned like a slut.

Chris was happy to oblige as he gave the hardest thrust he could give before firing like a shotgun into Diane.

The last thing the Griffins heard before leaving was the ear-deafening moans and grunts coming from the studio that would put even Lois in her young days of single women in college to shame.

'Gosh, is she even alive after this?' Brian thought.

'God damn, Chris!' Stewie, Peter, and Meg thought in shock and surprise.

'Dear God, is that how I sounded when I was young?' Lois thought with wide eyes.

*A couple of minutes later...*


"Phew! Whoa, I never got this empty before. Thanks again for making me a man I will never forget it" Chris said, putting his pants back on.

"Y-You're we-welcome." Diane stuttered out as she laid on the floor with a bloating stomach full of cum.

"Are you sure you don't want any help?"

"I-I'm fine, I'm fine. I jus-just need rest." Diane stuttered once more, slowly pushing herself into a sitting position. "Though, I think my legs are going to take a while to regain their feeling."

"Um...Can I have your number?" He asked nervously.

"Number? Hmm, I don't see why not." Diane said as she held her hand out. "Hand me your phone."

Chris smiled widely as he quickly fished out his phone and unlocked it, handing it to the newswoman.

'Jackpot '

This was official, this was the greatest day of Chris' life and all of this was thanks to his father for pushing him to do the hot dog eating contest.