Disclaimer: I don't own Dark Souls as it is owned by FromSoftware

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'Thoughts'

"Speaking"

"YELLING"

-Time-

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-Undead Burg-

The Chosen Undead was currently in Undead Burg, dealing with the enemies inside which consist of Hollows: Hollow Warriors, and Hollow Soldiers.

Meanwhile, Gary was up ahead in an attempt to try to get the Blue Tearstone Ring which was being guarded by a Black Knight wielding a Black Knight Sword.

'I'll backstab him with my cool-looking sword! He won't even see it coming!' Gary thought as he was getting close to the Black Knight and got ready to backstab it, but then the Black Knight turned around and the sword didn't even do a lot of damage to it when he stabbed the Black Knight in the chest. It actually heard Gary earlier due to the ungodly amount of noises he made due to his armor.

"Uhh hi?" Gary asked.

The Black Knight then just slashed at him with his sword which did a lot of damage to his rather worthless armor. In response, Gary used his sword and managed to do some level of damage to it. Then the big humanoid being did a thrust and stabbed through his armor, instantly killing him.

YOU DIED.

As soon as he died, the Chosen Undead showed up and decided to throw firebombs at the Black Knight to make it less of a threat. Then he went to fight the Black Knight, making sure to dodge its attacks.

He managed to kill it off, though he almost died at some times due to the massive hits he took from fighting it. Though his Estus Flasks helped out with making sure he can recover from the damage as well.

"Finally…I wonder what it guarded…" The Chosen Undead said as he went to go check out what the Black Knight was guarding. He then managed to retrieve the ring that it was guarding and put it on him.

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-Several Minutes Later-

BGM: Taurus Demon - Dark Souls Soundtrack

The Taurus Demon jumped out from its own tower to come and attack the Chosen Undead.

Gary also jumped from the tower where the demon landed. Gary jumped from the tower to land on its head.

"Hehehe this is going to be fun!" Gary shouted as he literally grabbed it by the horns. "Go get him Taurus Demon!"

But Gary made the Taurus Demon veer off the top of the wall. With him still being on its head. They both fell off.

"THIS SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-" Gary said. The Chosen Undead looked and saw that he and the Taurus Demon kept falling until there was an almighty thud from below.

BGM End.

"You truly are selfless, Gary. Thank you…" The Chosen Undead said.

YOU DIED

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- Several Minutes Later-

Solaire was watching the sun. Gazing upon its incandescent light. Gary was approaching with a grin as he twirled a dagger, ready to kill Solaire. He plans on taking his place to better kill the Chosen Undead.

The Chosen Undead himself decided to go to the bridge leading to Undead Parish. However, he almost got killed by being roasted by the Hellkite Dragon which swooped in and burned the Hollow Guards and Warriors on the bridge. He was currently lighting the bonfire before returning.

Solaire was completely ignorant of his soon-to-be murderer approaching him. Then he noticed a coin on the ground and bent over to pick it up.

Gary tried to go over and kill Solaire and lunged the moment he bent over to pick up the coin. He then fell off the cliff/face screaming all the way before he hit the floor.

"Huh? Was this the wind?" Solaire asked. The guy was confused.

YOU DIED

He then heard footsteps and saw the Chosen Undead was approaching him.

Gary came back looking pissed off

"He just HAD to crouch at THAT moment! Darnit! Why did that have to happen?!" Gary shouted as he made his way back to where Solaire was at. "Whatever, it'll work for sure this ti-"

He saw that the Chosen Undead was with Solaire. The two were chatting with one another.

"Oh. Someone helped you with defeating the Taurus Demon?" Solaire asked.

"Yes. An Undead like me by the name of Gary," the Chosen Undead said.

"What a nice fellow, I hope to meet him one day," Solaire said.

"Yeah...he's so selfless…" the Chosen Undead said.

Gary was watching them converse with one another.

"Screw it. I'll try again next time," Gary said as he left and turned in the direction of where the Hellkite Dragon was at.

A/n: So here's the chapter where Gary tries and fails to do anything of note. Other than him dying in the most stupidest way possible. And yes the Sunbro himself shows up here.