Co-written by Andytheblacksheep (Thanks for the help)


*Affairs are part of Life*

It wasn't easy for a housewife with a problematic family to have friends who could not only deal with their family bullshit but her own faults as well. But Lois Patrice Griffin had a few exceptions, that being Bonnie Swanson and Donna Tubbs, some of the married women she would reunite within her so-called 'Book Club' but let's be frank who even has time to read a book and reunite just to talk about it?

Nah! They reunited to gossip about the lives of others and sometimes their own, and drink lots of wine, the best friend of all housewives.

Lois invited them to do just that, it was her turn to be the host, usually, whenever it was her turn she never had something interesting worth mentioning, which made her feel like a loser. So she decided to 'casually' mention something

"This reminds me of that time when I almost had an affair with one of Meg's first and now ex-boyfriend" Lois said like it was a normal conversation topic.

The two other sexy milfs looked at Lois like she had grown a second head.

"Wait what? When did that happen?" Bonnie asked.

"Oh it was quite some time ago, his name was Anthony and he was such a cutie. Shame Meg interrupted us though, I could swear he would be one of those hung boys" Lois took another glass of wine.

"Geez Lois, you almost had sex with one of your daughter's boyfriends? You're bold and a bitch" Donna said with a smirk.

"Oh! I almost had an affair too, he was a man in France for which I almost left Joe for, but things didn't go along that line" Bonnie said sipping wine too.

"What about you Donna?" Lois asked.

"Does having wet dreams about your ex-husband because he was way better at sex than your current husband count as an affair?" Donna said bored.

"Ouch! Poor Cleveland but...no that doesn't count" Bonnie Said.

"How about we play a game then ladies? Donna is the only one here who didn't have an affair and just like she told us now, she is not having a good 'fun' time "

"What are you saying?" Bonnie asks.

"Let's dare her. Donna...I dare you to have an affair with the next person that walks by that door" Lois pointed.

"Really? What if it ends up being your son or your husband?" Donna didn't take it seriously.

"In case it is Peter I stop since you would be too disappointed to be with him trust me, I have that much mercy and my son would be too much for you in my opinion but yeah sure" Lois said, remembering how big her son cock was when she saw it by accident that one night.

"How do you know-"

Before the milfs could ask Lois how she knew that, the door of the house was then opened and someone had entered the place, getting the attention of three Milfs by complete accident.

"Ups, sorry the intrusion ladies, I'm just looking for Meg and asking if she wants to study together" Neil Goldman the Jewish geek said.

Bonnie and Lois stare at him for a moment before looking back at Donna and having mischievous thoughts brewing in their heads.

"No...you don't mean" Donna was looking horrified now.

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'Can't believe I'm doing this' Donna grumbled.

Unfortunately, Neil Goldman was the one guy that first came into the room so now Donna was forced to go through with her dare and have an affair, why she agreed with it was a mystery, but now the girls had somehow managed to trick Neil is going to the motel with the big booty black women, not that he needed too much of that, being a hormonal teen and all.

Lois and Bonnie were carefully following Donna and Neil who the couple and up going to a certain Motel room on the second floor, somehow managing to get inside without other people seeing, and before Neil and Donna could move in they were already hidden in the bathroom, ready to watch the black-skinned milf have sex with the geeky jew boy Neil at her expense.

Meanwhile, Donna and Neil were in the living room resting for a moment, still awkward about it, mostly Donna who can't believe she did this, and Neil who is a bit nervous

'Fuck...might as well get this over with then just groan all the time' "How about we go to the bedroom?"

"A-Are you sure about this ?" Neil asked, not getting how this is happening.

With a forced grin, Donna said that she and Neil were the only people in that bedroom and no one would get involved in their alone time. Not before she saw the other two peeking from the bathroom, making a gesture to her, saying that Donna should stop making excuses and go for it.

'Fuck...he is so ugly...ok here I go'

Taking up all her courage, Donna does the unthinkable...she french kisses the geek boy in a surprise attack. Neil wasn't expecting that at all, it was his first time getting kissed in such a fashion, but he soon followed exactly what she was doing, doing the tongue on tongue work wishing to make it good.

Then she stops, trying not to gag "W-Was it good for you?"

"Ohhh yeah! Your kiss is very sweet "

Lois and Bonnie stifle a need to laugh, enjoying her pain, Donna just glares at them wishing that they would pay for it. She could just give up and say she can't do it but what about the poor boy's feelings? To be used like that was cruel.

Donna holds down the need to let out an exasperated sigh and goes to slowly take off her clothes. Neil quickly notices it and just watches as the milf gives him a seductive look and goes with a little show for him, dancing in her half-naked body.

Neil starts feeling a very hot sensation inside of his mind and down below, he never felt before "Whoa..."

"Are you going to uhm...let me be the only one who gets naked?" Donna said, trying to sound less disgusted.

"I don't know...I'm not really that appealing"

"If you weren't then would I be taking off my bra?" She said so, taking her bra and showing her boobs.

''Oh shit, she really went for it" Bonnie whispered.

"This is getting good" Lois whispered too.

Neil is more than happy to oblige after seeing the marvelous tits of a milf, so what if she laughs at his lack of muscles, he could die now and be more than blissful. At first, nothing is surprising, his body is just like what all the milfs expected from him, but when they look down...

"What the fuck?"

There was a sense of surprise and the sheer shock of what Donna and the two ladies hidden in the bedroom were seeing right now, Neil Goldman cock was what people would call *HUNG LIKE A PORN STAR* a dick that if any of them had to say, felt like it fourteen inches long and five inches thick, and his balls? Those damn gems were as big as his fist, like holy shit!

Donna is surprised to see someone that put her two previous husbands to look like babies compared to that monster. She never expected that Mort's son has a huge cock and how he managed to have it.

"It's...so huge"

Donna's pussy starts to get wet in response to the colossus in front of the lady, her E-cup-sized breasts had her nipples getting hard.

"You think so? Thanks and your body is as sexy as Kim Kardashian"

"Holy fucking shit, are you seeing that Lois? That motherfucker is hung" Bonnie was surprised like no one before.

"I know! This is like the second time I see a loser having such a third leg"

"Who was the first?" Bonnie asks.

"My son" Lois said, without thinking.

'...Interesting' Bonnie would keep that in mind.

"S-Say , can I...squeeze your boobs?" He asks her.

"Eh? Ah! S-Sure"

She felt different now that the boy showcased his wrench, but he was taking the front lines and started by squeezing her breasts, lightly squeezing them between his fingers. Donna's boobs were very soft and smooth. It feels like he was grabbing a soft and smooth beachball. Then he went for it and put her right nipple in his mouth and sucked it while rubbing her left nipple.

Seeing Neil play with her nipples and sucking on it like a baby was far from sexy, but what made her horny and more into it was his dick, it was the only thing she could think right now. While Neil played with her huge boobs something was attached between her legs and she saw it was his erect cock. She could feel it, it was very hard, like a rock, and very warm as a smoked sausage.

"Hmmm~thanks for the boob massage darling, but how about I suck off that mast as a reward for it? Sit and relax, I do the rest"

Doing what she told him, Neil sits on the bed, Lois and Bonnie watch as the big booty milf from the Tubbs family begins to get on her knees before kissing the top of his cock and putting it into her mouth, the taste was musky and manly for some reason.

Neil moaned before he would watch how that bitch began sucking his cock, the feeling of a huge hard dick in her mouth makes Donna feel really good and wet even if it was from him.

"Oh fuck! Your mouth is so warm, even if you haven't put half of it inside I can feel it squeezing my dick. Ahhhhhh yea!"

Before Donna can realize it, she is sucking his cock like a lollipop, using her tongue to make it sloppy, putting more of its length, trying to get her limit. The Jewish boy moans in pleasure feeling the milf sucking his member like a vacuum, realizing he will cum soon, but the moment he tells her that, Donna just keeps sucking his cock, much faster than before.

"AHHHN SHIT!"

Neil then lets out a blast of thick cum out of his cock that fills up her mouth like a hose, going down her stomach like the guy dispensed a whole stock of cream down the hatch. Donna is forced to take all of it, as the warm and creamy jizz that was sweet like milk made her addicted to it.

"Holy moly, look at the spunk that kid just let out, not even Joe in his walking days did something like that" Bonnie whispered, surprised and in awe.

"Cumming buckets like that and she still managed to swallow it, what a slut, I'm so proud" Lois whispered and smiled.

When he stopped cumming Donna took his dick out of her mouth with a pop "Oh my god Neil, you almost drowned me in your cum" She said, petting her gut.

"Sorry, I haven't had too much free time to jerk off these days, with school and all, but that was really refreshing"

"You made my night be much more interesting now Neil, how about we kick it up a notch then?" Donna gave a seductive grin.

"Uhmmm..." Neil gulps down.


*Scene change- Doggystyle*

The big booty milf known as Donna Tubbs lies flat on the bed shaking her phat ass left and right to Neil Goldman, asking him to get it on this action. Grabbing his heavy cock, he nervously starts by rubbing the entrance of her wet face.

"A-Are you ready?" He asks

"Oh I'm ready alright, fuck me as hard as you want with that huge cock of yours, I want to feel the rush"

Neil didn't know if he could put the whole thing in but since she asked for it.

"Here it comes"

Bonnie and Lois watched as their friend moaned so loudly anyone would think someone was killing her, the thrust from his member probably reached the entrance to her womb and was going to invade it with just one more thrust, the ebony beauty could feel it, it was so big, so damn strong, why someone like him had that wrench of a cock?

"Oh yeah, bye virginity" He said in joy.

'Fuck! It's like I'm having sex with a horse, ahhh! fuck! fuck!'

When Neil saw the state Donna was he asked if she was ok, the answer the milf gave is that she was peachy! And that he should keep going and fuck her senseless. Neil compiled and kept going, feeling her pussy squeezing his cock tightly making him hornier by the second.

There was the moment that Neil grew bolder and went to spank the chocolate cake in front of him, making Donna moan in pain\pleasure asking him to spank her ass some more, it made me feel very horny.

"C-Can we change positions, ? There's something I always wanted to try" Neil asks.

Donna puffed and panted "Sure...w-what is it?"


*Scene Change- Mating Press*

"AHN! AHN! AHN! AHHMM FUCK!"

Donna moaned like this was her first time, Neil was on top of her like a proud superior man, fucking that mature woman's pussy with his huge young cock, never feeling this power before and he likes it a lot!

"Ohhh fuck it feels like my stomach is splitting in two!"

"Ahhhnnn! Donna! I'm gonna cum!"

"Do it! Cum inside and make me pregnant with that thick Jewish cum!"

Neil hearing her please increased his humping movements, going In and out like a cannon, before finally! After some thrusts, he lets out the cumblast inside of Donna's unprotected womb and fertilizing her eggs. It was still so much that overflowed, getting the bed dirty, when the guy was done he removed himself from on top of her and sat on the edge of the bed.

Panting and huffing "That was the best sex I ever had, you're so...much better than my husband" She said, feeling really full.

"T-Thanks, oh man I sure did my best there, sorry if I rushed"

"No worries, but I...think it's better if I just lay low for a while" She was tired"

Seeing that Donna was about to go to sleep, Neil smiles at her and decides to do the same, after all tiring out a milf was such a great feeling. However, when the two of them went into dreamland, Bonnie and Lois decided to leave the bathroom after realizing they had finished having sex and were taking a nap.

"I did not expect to see Neil Goldman have a huge ock and to see Donna go through with this plan that was just meant as a joke, I mean...she actually had sex with him, damn!" Lois said to her friend.

"I know, it was wild and bold...you know, maybe this is a golden opportunity" Bonnie started.

"For what?" Lois asked her.

"Oh c'mon Lois, when will we ever have the chance to have some fun with such a huge cock again? it's not like we are goody, two shoe wives, now that he is somewhat tired we can have a great time" Bonnie licked her lips.

Just then, Lois and Bonnie saw Donna and Neil got finished having sex and take a rest. Lois and Bonnie realize that this was the golden opportunity to have sex with Neil who has a huge cock.

"I mean..."

Lois looks at Neil's cock which was still erected, wondering how it was still so hard after fucking Donna and cumming enough to fill a dozen water bottles or so.

"You know what? Let's do this, I'm already wet anyway"

Bonnie Swanson smiled at Lois's decision and was the first to take action, walking towards the bed she gently grabbed his erected member, feeling how rugged it was, and started by kissing the top of the dick before she went to give it a lick. Lois was a bit annoyed that she was the first one to take charge of the big cock

"Don't just stand there Lois, come join me" She winks at her.

"Ok..."

The two milfs then start to pleasure Neil's cock together, kissing and licking the meat log with their soft & warm tongues and lips at the same time. Feeling pretty great in sucking such a huge cock like this, it had been too long since they had a big one.

While the two of them were going downtown, his member thought Neil was grunting in his sleep thanks to it, and eventually started waking up.

"Hmm?"

Neil then opens his eyes and sees the two knowns Milfs Bonnie and Lois, which was crazier was that both of them were sucking...his cock?

"What the! Mrs. Bonnie and ? W-What are you two doing?"

"Shit, I didn't expect him to wake up so soon" Bonnie said.

"Shhhh" Lois puts a finger on his lips "Let's just say that this is a special message for you, Neil, so don't ask too many questions or it can end up ending abruptly" Lois told him.

This feeling was way too real to be a dream, the only conclusion that Neil could make is that somehow they saw what he was doing and now wanted a piece of his 'little' friend for themselves.

"Oh...yes totally"

Neil accepted what was going even though he wanted to ask so many questions, that were left for later and they began to have a threesome. Bonnie and Lois began to massage his fully erected cock to get him back it, their soft and warm tongues that cleaned his member from any remaining semen before they took turns in sucking his cock. Neil grunts in pleasure, feeling really good seeing the two milfs going down onto his cock giving the best blowjob of a lifetime while having its rod sandwiched by their bobos and erected nipples. Even after cumming so much, his balls refused to let him relax, the need to cum was arriving once more thanks to these two beauties.

Noticing this, Lois and Bonnie went maximum speed to see how much he would give them, and finally, they managed to make the Jewish boy let out his nut, it blasted out like an Oil pump and it dropped onto their faces and breasts. Bonnie and Lois are then licking his cum off their breasts and faces. But then they realize that Neils's cock was still hard which surprised them. The Jewish boy smiled at it and told them that his sexual desire has not yet been filled.

"It will only go down when the mission is done, ladies"

"Oh, shit..." The two ladies said.


*Fucking Bonnie Swanson*

Bonnie was laying down on her back, completely naked and legs spread, Neil turned around and began rubbing his cock on her pussy. Bonnie asks him to fuck her with his mighty wrench with no mercy just like he did it at Donna. Neil nods at her, seeing how much of a bitch she was and the lack of sex thanks to joe, when he inserted his manhood inside her, Bonnie's eyes bulged out and she felt like a cannon just went on her lady parts.

"Oooohhhh yeeeeeaa...Keep going!"

Bonnie said, really feeling it now the Goldman bot sucked her right nipple while rubbing the left one making her feel good and wet, Lois watched as the two were fucking, masturbating herself with a toilet pump, wishing the one getting its ass pounded like that with such a horse like dick was her.

*Lois Joins the fray*

Not wanting to be left out, the red-haired milf crawled to the bed and targeted her pussy to be right next to his face asking him to suck it while fucking Bonnie. Never would she think that Neil of all people would be someone she would ask such a thing, but even though he was ugly his skills with the tongue were not half bad.

Neil has closed to cum again and Bonnie was ok with him cumming inside, when doing so and filling her with his seed impregnating her womb, he also made Lois have an orgasm, blasting his face with her fluids

"Ahhh! Fuck!" Bonnie moans loudly "This was amazing!"

"Yeah it is my sweet"

"Don't forget about me stud, I'm still here wanting a fuck" Lois interjected.

*Lois- Cowgirl position*

Neil was slowly putting in his creamy and erected cock inside Lois's hole, but this time it was in her ass rather than in the pussy, it went in DEEP! Both of them yelled loudly and audibly at how tight it was and boy was Lois not prepared for the amount of meat.

"FUCK!"

Lois moved her hips doing all the work, everytime she went up and down was difficult, her ass was being spanked by Neil, making her feel like a dirty bitch getting its just deserts, her slutty face was a delight to see.

"You are all a bunch of horny bitches who wanted a piece of Neil Goldman, I give you a piece of me"

Neil started moving his hips with hers and kept on fucking her asshole with desire, before yelling and blasting off the last once of cum he had just for her, warm and fresh.

"OH SHIIIIIITTT!" Lois could feel it, flooding inside.

"It sure feels like a whole lot at first" Bonnie chimed in.

Neil breathed in deeply enjoying the fact he just fucked three milfs but the ladies are still up for more and what's worse? Donna has awakened.

"Oh boy...this is gonna be a long night"

The night ended with everyone having a foursome with all kinds of positions and wombs completely unprotected from Jewish cum blasts.