"So…which one of you is the little spoon?" Sirius Black leaned back in his chair and took a sip of wine from his goblet. A sly smirk was playing on his lips.
Nymphadora Tonks and her boyfriend of three months, Remus Lupin, have just announced they were officially dating.
Sirius knew that, of course; he knew Tonks and Remus better than anyone. But now as they officially announced it, he couldn't wait to ask all the questions that he planned to ask since he first noticed something happening between the two.
"What?" Tonks exclaimed, her eyes wide.
"You heard me! Who is the little and who is the big spoon?"
"I-I…" Remus opened and closed his mouth, being unable to find a good answer for his best friend's question.
"Come on! It's not a big deal. And Remus, I solemnly swear I won't tease you too much if you're the little spoon."
Remus huffed and crossed his arms at his chest. "Of course I'm not the little spoon."
Sirius laughed while Tonks looked bemused.
"That's not entirely true, Remus!"
"What do you mean? I'm always the big spoon."
"Not always! The day before and after the full moon, I'm the big spoon."
"Really?" Sirius asked.
Tonks nodded.
"And Tonks, what do you like being more? The big or the little spoon?"
"Well, I like being the big spoon more but I also love being the little spoon. Remus loves being the big spoon because that way he feels as if he's protecting me. And he's also very soft and warm."
"I'm also like five times bigger than you so I can very easily just scoop you up," Remus said smirking as his girlfriend rolled her eyes.
"When will you stop making fun of me for me height?"
"Never."
At this point, Sirius felt like the couple aren't paying attention to him at all so he quietly left the kitchen with a satisfied smile on his face.
At least someone's happy in these dark times, he thought. And nobody has more right to be happy than Remus and Tonks.
A/N: I hope you enjoyed this drabble/short story :) I feel like it's a little weird but I was thinking about it the whole day and just had to write it down. Thank you for reading! Reviews would be great 3
