"Stop it."
"What?"
"That."
"What?! I'm not doing anything!"
"You are. You're breathing too loud."
"Are you kidding me? I'm breathing too loud?"
"Yes. It distracts me."
"Well, the way you lick your finger before turning a page distracts me."
"I'm sorry, Nymphadora, but-"
"Don't call me Nymphadora, Lupin!"
"Don't call me Lupin! I'm your husband for Merlin's sake!"
"Don't tell me what to do!"
"You started it."
"Did not."
"Did."
"Did not."
"Did!"
"Did not!"
"Oh, would you just stop!"
"Well it was you who started talking first."
"Because you were breathing too loud."
"That makes no sense."
"It does."
"It's close to your time of the month so that's why you're so angry right now!"
"I am not angry! And don't call it 'my time of the month'. It's a full moon."
"You are angry."
"Am not! And it's close to your time of the month, too, so that's why you're so annoying right now."
"Whatever… Remus?"
"What is it, Nymphadora?"
"I'm hungry."
"We just had lunch fifteen minutes ago."
"I want chocolate. Can you give me some?"
"I don't have any."
"Stop lying. I know you do. You always do."
"I do not."
"Please!"
"No."
"Pretty please!"
"No."
"Pretty please with a cherry on top?"
"Ugh, fine. Here you go."
"Thank you, love."
"You're welcome."
"Remus, I'm cold. Can I come and cuddle with you."
"Sure."
"You're very warm."
"Thank you. Can you be quiet now? I have to read this book until the end of the week."
"Of course."
"Dora?"
"Hmm?"
"Can you stop fidgeting?"
"No."
"No? What do you mean no?"
"I mean no, as in… no."
"You know, sometimes I really wonder why I married you."
"That's funny because I often think why I married you as well. In fact, I'm thinking about it right now."
"Dora?"
"What?"
"I love you."
"I love you too."
