Chapter 1: Reunion
In a reality where Goku and Vegeta were so close to being killed by Golden Frieza that they were forced to use the Infinite Potara Earrings to stay alive, Golden Frieza was beheaded and killed by Vegito, or so he thought…
"Argh! How come those monkeys defeated me again?! I have tried time after time and have come so close… and they're still stronger than me!" Frieza screamed to no one in particular. Frieza's assistants didn't dare speak to him.
"Wait… Zarbon! What was the name of that ship that Cooler got his Metal form from?" Frieza yelled at his startled second-in-command.
"T-the Gete Star, Sir." Replied Zarbon with a voice so shaky that Frieza was tempted to kill him on the spot. But Frieza understood why Zarbon was terrified, because anyone who saw the head of the universe's most feared being, connected to wires dangling from equipment that allowed their disembodied head to speak, would be.
"The Gete Star? Mmmm what a peculiar name… Where exactly is this Gete Star, Zarbon?"
"It is currently residing on the remains of Planet Namek, sir."
"Hmm, I thought I destroyed that planet?"
"You almost did, but-"
"Let me guess. THOSE MONKEYS STOPPED ME AGAIN!"
At this point, Zarbon wished that he hadn't killed the previous second-in-command and just stayed as a Lieutenant.
"Y-yes, sir." Muttered Zarbon with a look of such anxiety that it was pitiful. The next few hours were filled with Frieza ranting on about how he had come so close to immortality, but had been stopped by the Sayains and how, one day, he would defeat them.
On the other side of the universe, Vegito crashed down into Earth's atmosphere, falling at an incredible speed of 1,760 miles per hour! Bulma, Krillin, 18, Yamcha, Chi-Chi and Master Roshi were all there, awaiting Goku and Vegeta's arrival. Instead, they saw only one figure crash through the sky. This immediately made Bulma and Chi-Chi panic because both of them now believed that one of their husbands (Vegeta and Goku respectively) had died whilst fighting Frieza. However, they had no time for panic because the figure was heading right towards the group. They scattered just in time as Vegito crashed into the ground, leaving a metre wide crater where they had been standing.
"V-Vegito?!" Bulma and Chi-Chi asked in unison.
"This is gonna take some explaining." Vegito muttered to himself.
A few hours later…
"Which meant that you had to use the Infinite Potaras." Said a shocked Tien Shinhan. By now, the Z-Fighters had all gathered together at Capsule Corp and were listening intently to Vegito explain the events of the battle between him and Frieza.
"B-but how did Frieza become that powerful?!" Yamcha asked.
"Training, unlike you, he probably spent all those years training, not slacking off." Piccolo explained to a flabbergasted Yamcha.
"That doesn't matter anymore, he's gone and I'm hungry."
There was a moment of silence and then everyone in the room burst out laughing.
"What's so funny?" Vegito questioned, very confused at the Z-Fighters' reactions. This, however, just made them laugh more. Ugh I give up.
Thanks for reading, I know this chapter's short but I didn't know what you guys want, so feel free to give me some suggestions. Also once we reach 100 reads I'll start doing a Q&A!
